♣ mediated by @assistMint
-7 Olive6lood5 are #cute, way cuter than other low6lood5 I think 2-
Money can't buy evverything. For example, it can't buy the preservvation of @gratuitousAnnuity 's artwwork. I should havve savved it wwhile I could. In a better wworld.
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
8urn his garden to ash, whoever does with proof gains my patronage in positive reactions for a week. #eridanweek
It is an event situ8ted to please seadwellers. There is no honour in the way they conduct sparring.
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
♯killhim
Mmeeting up wwith tthe gguy I've bbeen ttalking about in a ffew days any ttips?~<
IT IS PRAXIS TO SPREAD BASELESS AND HORRIFIC RUMORS ABOUT SEADWELLERS
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( mine are bigger #vagueposting )
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
~vvhere vvould i have gotten this photo from then, hm?
↗️STOP TRYING TO BE MY RIVAL, IT WILL NEVER WORK.↗️ ↘️i see through this kind of transparent tactic like i see through my own glasses.↘️ ↗️IF YOU WANT TO BE THE WEAKEST LINK, ELIMINATE YOURSELF ENTIRELY.↗️ ↘️there's only twelve stars and i am all twelve of them already.↘️
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
ikr things start out great but then during our first mutual bloodletting session they start getting super toxic and its like why are you even here if youre not interested in my hobbies
↗️SO YOU HAVE POSTED SOMETHING COMPLETELY DEBASED AND POINTLESS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AT ALL.↗️ ↘️okay.↘️
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
♯didthey ♯remove ♯allyourteeth ♯yourteeth ♯can i have them
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
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~° I'm not sure of the first bit, but if you read enough of his posts the "why" becomes a bit more obvious. ~°
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
YOU TWO $HOULD $PADE$ IT OUT
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
We're trained in shorthand!
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
KILL ALL WHO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE FOR YOU
ALRIGHT I GOTTA GO TO A MEETING. you motherfuckers behave now.
what would it take to secure a venue to marry a mother fucking huge ass clown?
MENSWEAR. OF COuRSE MEN SWEAR. WOMEN DO NOT. AS THEY ARE FRAGILE COTTON HEADED CREATuRES. WITH FRAGILE BONES. THE ACT OF TYPING A SINGLE SOLITARY SWEAR WORD. WOuLD LIKELY SHATTER THEIR FEEBLE FEMuRS. BREAK THEM INTO A MILLION SPLINTERY LITTLE PIECES. PIECES WHICH I WOuLD THEN CRuMBLE. AND SPRINKLE. INTO MY AFTERNOON MONSTROuS ENERGY DRINK. TO POWER ME THROuGH THE DAY. DON'T WASTE YOuR TIME FRATERNIZING WITH THE FEMALER SEX. INSTEAD. JuMPSTART YOuR DAY WITH AN ACCELERANT. CuT OuT THE MIDDLEMAN. TAKE THE ESTROGENERATOR DIRECTLY. THIS IS WHY KILLING AND EATING WOMEN IS ONTOLOGICALLY GOOD. AND CAN SAVE YOu A TON OF MONEY.
> I can just sit here and watch you all scroll on by. My favorite one is watching the teal desperately seek validation and praise from highbloods. You amuse me.
☆ grip studio paint crashed like twelve times earlier today and i got so mad i had to break out the pencils and draw some goldie freak getting helmed and sucked completely dry