♣ mediated by @assistMint
The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.↗️
--- |I dunno what those things are what is henchtroll and squire?| _____
↗️I AM YOUR ANCESTOR'S BEST GOON.↗️
you are all conformists ugh its like you dont even care quadrants are social constructs they dont even define us ugh posers
i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
II have conceded and realiize... my hatred for flowery came from deniial... ii thiink he2 HOT
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
YEA
D--->When the lowb100d nook so good it got you rethinking your beliefs. #nsfw
Mintyl would die at a funeral, wouldn't he? Always on that damn grind.
MINTYL hoq cna i be lik.e you tlel me TELL MW u r da fkcuvjng bbezt i admreie u
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
〔•෴•〕 < Google "Twinks with stomach bulges." #NSFW #GOOGLE / *yuck, yuck!*
ovverheard a roguishly handsome olivve say they took dowwn one of the eridans naturally i scrutinized them under the FAIR AND RIGHTEOUS LENS OF SCIENCE my lowwblood in sufferin you culled a cronus #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
It's not every night you get to use your slashing weapon to cleave a man's slacks clean into slorts~. #BoysNight
twwinks wwho could make your bulge cry #nsfww
@azziztMint IM. ZO FUCKING ZORRY MAN.
IMAGINE BEING EMPLOYED XD ZUCKZ 2 ZUCK LOL
I love the el~gibbity co~mmunity~~~! (That's what the humans call it, right~?) #PrideMonth #HappyPride #Ally #MrParadoxSpacewide
｢ahhh~ megane-san drew this choto kawaii byoga of ai-chan! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ kekeke~ megane-san is so proud! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ｣ ｢ART BY MEGANE-SAN DO NOT REPOST! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto kawaii byoga means super kyutieful artypiece! #AIBOUOhibition (*つ´･∀･)つ]
That Was Funny! I'm Going To Overstimulate Him. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #explicit #explicit
hhnnmn, wahlt...dowst hat... mwan thhsll ls thw norm for you? ? 8(
i thought the troll in front of ya wwas suckin prof's bulge and thought "i dont think theyre gonna care bout the yaoi chief" #nsfw
Doon't let me catch yoou swearing Mintyl
Mintyl yoou oowe me soomething
GOREGLE IT 🩷
WOW!!!! MINTYL U A CERTIFIED #CUNTYBADBITCH FO REALZIEZ
If you need a handy lad, I am always here !
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[OKAY $TRIP #LUB HANGOUT PLANNED FOR WEDNE$DAY #WOO #HELLYEAH #N$FW]
꒦꒷ COMPUTAH SHOW THE SLOP MASTER CUTE OLIVEBLOODS IN HIS AREA COMPUTAH COMPUTAH
｢minty-chan, minty-chan, takes a kokyu and- furueru~☆!🎵🎶(*＾▽＾*)refreshing idol, minty-chan! (*≧з≦)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kokyu means breath, and furueru means shiver! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ megane-san is making an idol callout for minty-chan! (*´∀｀)ﾉ]
hhnnmn, my boss...... dowsnttm know......
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Hav.ing a job www.ould be sooo baddd but 𝙸 www.ish 𝙸 could goon on the clock @~,,,@
｢chibi boi...( ・ω・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: who's the idol that makes your breath feel cold? minty-chan, minty-chan, refreshing idol minty-chan! ( ☆∀☆)]
Kyute kyute kyute…evewyone is so fwiggin kyute!!
｢olidachi! (*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: olivefriendo. (=^ェ^=)]
｢ahhh, eto... tokidoki (*´,_ゝ｀) it's muzukashi being megane-san! (｀；ω；´) tokiori, megane-san kangaeru what it might be wike to just be neeiht-sama... (´･ｪ･｀) shinpuru... kantan... ヽ(；▽；)ノ｣ ｢byuutt... (*/∀＼*) then megane-san remembers! if boku isn't this īne, nyobody will be!! kekekeke~☆! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'° ahnn~! so many animes and dating simulators, such wittle time! (￣□￣;)!! megane-san is playing rabu purasu! (*´▽｀*) and sozo suru himself as a kyool east alternian boyo! (*≧ω≦)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen, dis is a sad chapter! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ ahh, ahhh! our brave protagonist megane-san is feeling so depresso! (ФωФ) keke, until... the power of kyutiegirlz saves him! ( ＾ω＾ ) yey! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ tokidoki means SOMETIMES, and tokiori means every once in a while... yosh!! ( ´∀｀ )b isn't it so sugoi how east alternian makes itself longer with just a wittle change! muzukashi means difficult, it's tiring being me! (゜∀。) eh!?! kangaeru means imagines... hnnghhh, megane-san's juicy imagination... is picturing him simple! and easy! (ﾟ□ﾟ;) ah- oh nyo!! good think anime and dating sim saves da day! ( ￣▽￣) phew! rabu purasu, or love plus in western alternian, is a dating simulator released on the fintendo ds! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san plays and plays pretend dat he is an east alternian boy... (*´・з・) eehh... does anyone else think megane-san sounds east alternian already?(*´～｀*)]
Cigar. Scotch. Buxom babes. LaPwarmer. It is a truly WONdDERFUL evening, tonight.
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
Oh, wow. The purples are going around giving each other handjobs about killing lowbloods. Another normal day on Alternia. At least try when you're drumming up rage bait lmao.
okaybut if you hurt her feelings im gonna cullyou as her moirail okay so pleasebe sure to engage in her freak and talk to her and give her prettyflovvers
it s morwe like forwtune telling which is totally differwent i mean sorwt of therwe arwe some signs like if a company is being stupid you simply do not invest in it rweally it s just common sense don t put money into the stupid shit and put money in the good shit and it all worwks out and something about diverwsity poorw fellows but why the fuck would i want poorw brwoke bitches of differwent hues that is a cirwcus i don t know they keep rwecommending them i think it is a charwity thing to like divvy up any earwnings to them but i am not stupid why would i shell up my dough forw a bunch of bums
↘️yes.↘️ ↗️I COULD LOOK LIKE YOU.↗️ ↘️fugly.↘️ ↗️FLOP UGLY.↗️
꒦꒷ RUMBLES SPHERES. #NSFW
learned about the felt. imagine if team rocket made their whole thing about getting felt up. and green. i think they like bar pool too. #suggestive
｢minty-chan... (´＿｀。)ﾞ aahhhnnn~ wanting to visit your senpai! (´- `*) butttt... nyow that megane-san has hit minty-chan with his kyutiebeam... uwah, megane-san is susurinaku! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ minty-chan can't visit! (´；ω；`) megane-san is too smexy to her sensibility now...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's kyutiebeam makes his waifu harem fall madly in wuv with him!! 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 irresistibly so! (；ω；｀*) susurinaku means sobbing!! snfffuuuffuufuuuu.]
｢MINTY-CHAN!!!!! (*つ´･∀･)つ aaaahhh~~~ been syooo long!!! ( 〃▽〃) pwease don't get jealous! (*´ー｀*) this was purely a favor to ai-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ヽ(*´∀｀)八(´∀｀*)ノ megane-san missed nuzzling kyuuuu.]
I NEVER CHANGE MY CLOTHES WHY WOULD IT BE SCREAMING.
I D⧃ N⧃T KN⧃W WHAT THAT IS BUT IT SEEMS LIKE Y⧃U ARE ASKING ME T⧃ BEAT Y⧃UR SN⧃T ⧃UT
i dont “STINK” i HAMPER THE EFFECTIVITY of PHEREMONES.
i WON'T LET 1T,
｢do... do yatte? ヽ(；▽；)ノ do yatte hentai desu ka? megane-san is not a cweep (´ﾟЗﾟ｀) mintyl-chan is boku's senpai... his sensei... megane-san's sofutokurīmu... (´Д⊂ヽ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: do yatte means howww!!?!? how do you think that megane-san is a hentai (pervert) when megane-sane is so nicies. (；Д；) sofutokurīmu means besto friend, in east alternian! kekeke~ it's such a kawaii nickname.]
｢( ´-｀)｣ ｢( ´-｀)ᡕᠵデ气亠｣
｢hai hai, konnichiwa, mintyl-senpai! kyuhuhu~~ mintyl-chan loves shimideruing all over boku's posts.(^_^)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shimideru means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
nnintyl i think you need to take a breath and perhaps a drink of uuater.
⬡ften I am asked ab⬡ut my preferred spherical apparatus f⬡r subjugating wild Fiduspawn, and th⬡se wh⬡ kn⬡w me will kn⬡w that the Chairmancer d⬡es n⬡t settle f⬡r anything less than the best. Why c⬡mpr⬡mise when y⬡u deserve s⬡ much m⬡re? I refuse, and s⬡ sh⬡uld y⬡u; I g⬡ int⬡ detail ⬡n this t⬡pic in an interview I gave recently with the G⬡relar Examinicuti⬡ner. G⬡regle "Chairmancer R⬡se Hyper Spheres" f⬡r m⬡re inf⬡rmati⬡n ab⬡ut my fav⬡red Fiduspawn wrangling meth⬡ds. #b⬡ssm⬡ves #fiduspawn #business #macr⬡cullsm⬡s #hyperspheres #suggestive #⬡f-my-meth⬡ds #and-techniques - MC R⬡se🌹
- @assistMint You hivewrecking little lowLife. Shouldn't they have taught you shamme during your school feeding course? Or were you one of those they pity-passed under the No Pupa Left Behind Act? ※ NOTICE: You should be mmore emmbarrassed than this.
When y⬡u beseech me with such sublime humility, H⬡W CAN I REFUSE! Trust that I shall be #c⬡ming here, there, and everywhere I am needed. Y⬡u are g⬡ing t⬡ be tired ⬡f all the #c⬡ming I have d⬡ne, and then I will still #c⬡me s⬡me m⬡re. That aside, have we met? I suspect that y⬡u w⬡rk f⬡r me in s⬡me capacity, but I just can't get my typestub ⬡n it. - MC R⬡se🌹
this wvas the part latula. but im a moron wvho cant remember wvhich wvay the hemospectrum goes. wvatch this space.
What is your obsession with Big P. 'Cause we're gonna have a problem.
hes EVIL nobody believes me but i KNOW this
∙☾__☽ is this f̶ujoing out?
no he’s r1ght actually
do yall actshoally drink coffee??? that shits just fuckin polluted water water polluted with BURNT B-EANS
man when he hates my chitts it kind of makes me wish i didnt cut my hair so i could twirl it as i watch him lose his shit -E-ELMAO
※ REMINDER: Life's too short. ;-)
※ MOOD FOR TONIGHT'S MEMMO: - Respectfully Ashen. Shall we mmediate? c3< ;-)
※ DID YOU KNOW: That a cull-Work programm could be right for a troll in your Life? I, for one, amm Living proof that it Works. - Interested in learning mmore? <> c3<
Participating in competitive nerd toss by flinging Eileit into the water sixty feet away.
...sorry he just gets a little Pitch haPPy... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
l1ght amusement really, espec1ally w1th the expectat1on of you gradually full body tremor1ng after a second cup of brown l1qu1d
take a v1deo of your second cup consumpt1on and the 1mmed1ate 5-10 m1nutes after that. fast and easy d1agnos1s
i dont do anything at all really. i dont think ive ever had a job.
th1s sounds l1ke you cant have more than 1 or else youll go 1nto some k1nd of pusher shock
Not sure I get what you mean? Nice costplay, my daughter is big into those. -Gary
※ NOTE: Despite mmy apparent "mmergers and intermmediaries" I amm certifiably NOT a chilly chaser. ;-)
Hm not sure but you look awfully like an aftereffect of my 'rails fun little slurry jaunts.
Felt my Pusher grow three sizes just now. Hello Assist Mint.
※ MOOD FOR TONIGHT'S MEMMO: - Conciliatory. ;-)
↗️"THAT GUY" IS READING YOUR POSTS, AND ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU ARE MARGINALLY MORE ALIGNED WITH THE SORT OF SIMPERING, PATHETIC LOWBLOOD FODDER A CULLPORATE OVERLORD SHOULD EMPLOY.↗️ ↘️as in, you will die before they have to pay out for any of your unused pto.↘️
↘️they do not let me participate in caste-typical displays of muscularity and strength.↘️ ↗️I HAVE ENTERED SEVERAL TIMES FOR EXPOSITIONAL SPORT, LARGELY IN SECTS PERTAINING TO GLADITORIAL COMBAT, WHERE I WILL CERTAINLY BE CULLED FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THOSE ABOVE ME IN PHYSICAL, SOCIAL, AND MONETARY SUPERIORITY.↗️ ↘️they continue to deny my applications, because i am, quote↘️ ↗️"TOO WEIRD WITH IT AND MAKE THE OTHER COMPETITORS UNCOMFORTABLE."↗️
#ThisOne #IsReallyBadWrothe
Only if you beg.
Boot7icker
VHENEVER·I·HAVE·GRVBVINGS·I·ALVAYS·VIPE·MY·HANDS·ON·MY·LVSVS·AND·HE·SCREAMS·LOVD·AS·FVCKKKKK
Fr(o)TTIng IS h(o)T by Th3 Way, y3ah, I'll SlID3 my Slug agaInST y(o)ur Slug any Day.
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
◌ You sort of remind me of someone. ⧂
~I take a lO~Ok at my en~OrmO~us penis ~And my tr~Oubles start a-meltin' away (ba-dO~O~-b~Op-bO~p) ~I take a l~OO~k at my en~Orm~Ous penis ~And the happy times are c~Oming t~O stay ~I gO~tta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants ~And the feeling's like a sunshiney day ~I take a l~OO~k at my enO~rm~Ous pe-e-e-nis ~And everything is g~Oin' my way (ba-dO~O~-bO~p-bO~p) ~#lyricspO~sting #nsfw~
HM. LEA_EЯR THA_ I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
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K--<you activate my maternal instincts and carnivorous instincts simultaneously
or sorry that happened
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF UKEMI.
UKEMI. YOU KNOW. HAVING THE QUALITIES OF AN UKE. RECEPTIVENESS. PASSIVITY. THE ABILITY TO TAKE. TREMENDOUS PUNISHMENT. #NSFW.
K--<why are you hot
HIS UKEMI...
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
wvwho the fuck are you. stop spitting up all ovwer yourself you lowvw ranking wvwhelp. straighten up.
the obstacle course. it is amphibious. a knight faces many challenges and obstacles and nevwer wvwavwers. singlescar, punch yourself in the schnoz. if you can survwivwe that, you can survwivwe anything. then, wvwrite that dowvwn.
im still stuck in this messiah dAMN tunnel but i can hear him within. motherfucking chortling #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/dkrsGsH.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
wvwe'll stretch you out in due time.
I'm searching foor the Oorb oof Hoorroor i doon't have time foor this!!!!!!!! 📍 The Cave оf Scary
howvw tall are you.
Awww hez zo cute hez zo awww aww awwww (*´▽｀*)
!?!????!??!??AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??!??!????!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— –tumblingTenet's Palmhusk was crushed!-
shhhhhh P...PaP PaP ...
UHM SHHHHHHH SHHOOOOOOOSH PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPA
shooosh PaP PaP PaP its okay mintyl its okay ):F
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
i mean. are the7 right?
1m go1ng to throw up from laugh1ng
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
The inferna/ dedication that gets you everytime. You have my respect mighty warrior. May you and your oshi be together forever.
｢gyahhh!! i'm such a baka!! i should have known you weren't a gaijin! nyeh, megane-san is so gomen!(；ＴДＴ) 次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん! i, too, have traces of east alternian blood in me... kekeke~ ancestor-sensei was so atamai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: i don't even have to translate my epicsauze trollhongo! kekeke~ but, i will anyway! a gaijin is a stupid westerner. gomen means "megane-san is so sorry, tsurga-dono!" "次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん" is megane-san's prayer for forgiveness, a promise that he will never be clueless again in front of his hatchmate! kyugu! so silly, megane-san, idiot! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ oh, and atamai means "big panned"!]
｢aughh...tch... kusooo.. megane-sensei is megane-san's dark bunshin, with all the powers of his unihorn KYUKYULASERBEAMU𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ... i'm *growl* containing the beast for now but... ヽ( `д´*)ノ if mintyl-kun doesn't stop talking about...! n-nani!? mintyl-kun's surname is... t-tsurga!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! could it be... megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bunshin means alter ego, or, "evil double" in east alternian! nani means "whuh!?!", and is a real otakyu way to say what the frig!]
｢kekekeke~~ megane-san is a proud NEET, baka! (⸝⸝¬`⩊´¬⸝⸝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: NEET is an eastern alternian term that means not in employment, education, or training! megane-san is too busy watching dtuber nama haishin (生配信), or livestream!(´ε｀ ) kyah!]
｢kyuuu, i thought you were a tsundere joshi when i first saw your profile kekeke~...but you're just a boy. ┐(´ー｀)┌ ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a tsundere is a really kyutieful girl who acts really tough and rude, but is super sukisuki with her lover-dono. a joshi is a girl! unlike mintyl-kun...gyuhhh!( ´Д｀)=3]
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
Yeah i doon't knoow what i was expecting soomeoone feeling this way foor Wroothe isn't natural
Lloll 😆💣💥
Listen man my suboordinate is the oonly oone whoo gets ooff too this i'm just simply doomming him intoo being wooke and a better persoon ooverall. But if yoou keep entertaining me maybe i'd share soome oof oour moost ↗️INTENSE↗️ training sessioons
I b£t you hav£ lik£, such lik£, a wond£rful lik£, digital lik£, trotprint. LOL! Lik£, taking a look!! ;P
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
i uuill have to find it, his neuu pinned chit has predictably hidden it. it is regarding his being "brinnnning uuith hatred" that "cannot fit inside his tiny franne."
If TCS even sniffs in Assister HelPmeet's dIRECTION I am blowing the factory uP with us still INSIdE I dON't give a fuck.
!hes PaPPing me until the hive shakes kyaaaaah!haha just joking hes not here yet
chittr i NEEd you to helP me Please this FOUL dOUR AUSTERE UNPLEASANT SICKENING LUGUBRIOUS BEAST OF A WOMAN is trying to cast my BELOVEd new marionette of which i RESCUEd from the chilly SANdS of alternia back from whence it came YOU CANNOT LET HER WIN SHE IS THE ENEMY OF MIRTH PLEASE I JUST NEEd MY KULT TO REACH 5000 BEFORE SHE SUCCEEdS IN HER HATEFUL REIGN OF 10000 KULL ON MY PAGE
[ A long cut of Mint being gurneyed away off set, and into a private medicull transport buggy. He is smiling serenely, due to having outlasted Wrothe. And due to his head injury. ] - Bye Cheef - I love you - Miss yoiu already 😁😁☺️☺️ - Please look at mmy job app? Hahah a Oh thats an IV theyre putting a in my frondg. LOL #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @assistMint
>> Oh Wrothe <:((
#violence [#Wrothestorment goes out the same way it started, with a literal whimper instead of a bang. The shaky grain of his Huskberry displays a highly distorted video, a first person POV of a very shaky, very blurry escape. Barreling through warehouse corridors, his breath is heavy, audible. Shoes squeak, slip, towards the thin streaks of nightlight that escape around the edges of what he can only hope is the exit. All trials complete, no lessons learned, the hand still encapsulated in the Yucky Caejar(tm) extends. All at once, the screen streams with light. An audible tumble, the video spins as the camera lands lense-up towards the night sky. The jar has broken. Wrothe clasps his single caegar. Vinegar-drenched and beaten, he lays flat on the grass, finally free. He has work tomorrow.]
Oh dear! It looks like someone is in need of a little 8it of rest and recuper8tion, hm????????
[ Mintyl has his elbows propped up on his knees, and head in his hands. He looks extra weary as he drags them down his face. ] - I'mm so f*cked. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
m!ntyl p!ss€s m€ tf off
STAY STRONG WARRIOR
You get Rabies!!! and You get Rabies!!! and You get Rabies!!!
Sh3-'s di3-hard follow for follow I b3-li3-v3-. Which. Lmao.
>in celebration of that DONG HORNED JIT finally getting cooked >leaking my nudes to chittr dot com >also invest in my $SLURMCOIN
↘️you have automatically invalidated your own message by accidentally implying that your significant employer is a↘️ ↗️"PETTY OFFICER"↗️ ↘️in your bulbs.↘️ ↗️THE INCLUSION OF THE WORD "TOO" IS LITERALLY SO LURID AND DISGUSTING THAT I CANNOT BARE TO ENGAGE IN THIS POST ANY FURTHER.↗️
dont go wwe need you
*jingles jesterly across the timeline once again, with a twitterstyle notes apology in my hand. i dont know how to play the ukelele, so there's a really shitty mp4 of ukelele playing in the background* Ahem. I'm sorry for swooping in at the last minute and stealing @cationicAgonist's bit because it was a fast and easy way to dunk on a guy who is dunked on every twenty-six seconds. It isn't fair to Hayaah that I stole the bit and paid ~200 Troll McDonalds chicken nuggets worth of caegars to do it. And now I will eat 50 asparagus, work on my communication skills, and talk to my therapist about my anxiety.
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ♠️STOP SENDING CALLOUT POSTS. I DO NOT WANT A THIRD STRIKE.♠️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
ANYWAY. WHATEVER. SHE MADE HER BED AND SHE CAN WRITHE AROUND THROUGH HER NIGHTMARES ON IT.
my lust has caused my body to deteriorate evvery organ is ablaze wwith desire suddenly all i can think about is gay sex wwhat THE FLIP #nsfww
Canyouprint this and put it in wrothe's office for me?
I h8 you, fuck you, I fucking h8 YOU, fuck you. #h8maxxing
Enough, more than enough. Let'$ ju$t $ay, you'd have to move u₱ your little ¢ul₱orate ladder real qui¢k to afford it ₩ithin the next $₩ee₱ or $o. But I'm ₱atient. I've been ₱atient. ₩hi¢h i$ ₩hy I'm here.
⟅ i'll slap you SO FUCKING HARD you won't recognize your own fucking BULGE ⟆
even though im extremely sick dont forget to celebrate #megidomay day 6 by ramming your head into some walls as if you have our superior horn shape! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, concussionplay, bedridden!rankmaid, archive rating: G)
Thought ₩rong, ta¢kle.
Need tho$e ¢aegar$, ¢hum.
F°o.o°t surviv.o°r
what’s your cred1t card number, just wanna check that out real qu1ck to make sure you’re tell1ng the truth here
Do₩ntrotten good for nothing$: No ¢redit Needed! Get your ₱ay¢he¢k loan no₩, no intere$t until ₱ayday. ₩e a¢¢e₱t Affirm, Atla$fin, U₱rova, Karma, Klarna, Via¢ord, Antom, Labor, $ervitude, Im₱erial ¢on$¢ri₱tion, ₱ro₱erty, A$$et$, $to¢k$, and more to ₱ay off your debt$ to u$.
What parts. - MC Oleana
People should let me blow more shit up. I should be allowed to blow up the heiress's ship. Fuckk, that'd be a SIGHT!!
[The camera focuses in on the crew of resident medicullers, a small commotion occurring as trolls maneuver around each other. A couple of tight zooms and dramatic musical swells reveals droplets of indigo blood, puddling on the floor. The chittering (chittr.ing) of tiny, grubby teeth play over a sharp fade to black. Tension hangs. Before it's immediately cut by Wrothe. In front of the main dining, he stands, bandages around various bites and nibbles. The predator instincts of their little charity cases was, apparently, activated by his sheer proximity to them. Showrunners had done nothing to dissuade their ravenous teething, seemingly only concerned with "the optics" and "how this guy has so many haters, the views are going to be off the charts". His throat clears.] ↗️I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT OUR TEAM TOOK THE GLORY.↗️ ↘️i was in my element. gelatinized meat product is the ultimate salarytroll's hack to swift protein delivery and long-term midshift meal preservation.↘️ ↗️OUR GENETIC FOREBARERS MUST HAVE USED THE SAME TACTICS SWEEPS AGO, BEFORE WRITTEN RECORD.↗️ ↘️it is a warrior's meal.↘️ [He suddenly appears indignant, nose raised upward the more commentary he provides.] ↗️WHY THEY DID NOT ELIMINATE MINTYL, I DON'T KNOW.↗️ ↘️they really took out the highblood contender in their team, instead of the troll who struggles to lift a full pot of water.↘️ ↗️IT IS A TACTICAL MISGIVING TO ELIMINATE A SUPERIOR, IN PLACE OF A SNIVELING INFERIOR.↗️ ↘️i would never admonish the chef.↘️ ↗️I AM IN SERVICE TO HIM.↗️ ↘️...↘️ [He looks away, arms crossed! The border of the screen glimmers with small sparkles, a light color seeping towards the center of the screen as he breathes.] ↗️I WONDER IF THEY ARE EXCESSIVELY CRUEL TO HIM IN THE DORMATORIES.↗️ ↘️that is my job.↘️ ↗️MY BITES HURT.↗️ ↘️their anticoagulant secretions sting.↘️ #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @gratuitousAnnuity
cant provve it but this wwas definitely from obama
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i like to cull olivebloods for fun." #violence #onlyolivebloods? #veryspecific
how about you llock in on llosing for me
[ A minute and twenty-six seconds of Mintyl staring through the camera. A faint wheeze as he breathes. He sips a soda without breaking his castaway stare, and then suddenly gets up again. ] - Ogkay - Getting it together! 🖐️🥹 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
YOU LLOOKED STUPIDER EATING THE OTHER TEAMS FUCKING APPETIZER. bark llike a woofbeast. your beneath me moron
You're*
[ Mint paces around the confessional both. Cut. He is slowly, rhythmically thunking his head against the wall of the booth in a moment of prolonged distress before suddenly seizing back to life, fitful and frenzied. ] - Oh-KAYYY, we just need to freaking get it together beforee it gets out of Hand! F*CK! Focus! [ He squeezes his head, and then remembers there is a camera in the room upon making eye contact with it. ] - 😀 - Is that... - Still recording... ... 😀😀 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[ Mintyl, wild-eyed and damp with cold, nervous sweat, wheezes into a brown paper bag. ] - Pfffhee - HOWww #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
i was too nice yesterday. today i am violent
wvwell so far you havwe seemed to me quite soft and pliable, and quite unintentionally pathetic. i could teach ya to be strong, honorable, train your body and muscles and teach you howvw to be more.... knightly. self reliant. but it wvwould be intense. not sure you can handle it, wvwhelp.
↘️if only i could be there.↘️ ↗️TO WATCH THE NUMBERS CHANGE, TO SEE THE INDICATIONS OF CAPITAL ROLLING IN.↗️ ↘️the sound of salarytrolls fumbling over their portfolios, as volatile as the fairybull and cholerbear markets.↘️ ↗️THE ONLY MUSIC BEING THE SWEET SOUND OF CAEGAR RUBBING TOGETHER IN A SUPERIORLY HEWN POCKET.↗️ ↘️her imperial stock exchange.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52b6758aa56b.jpg ↗️
Sickening. But fairly complimentary. Your job is still safe, for the time being. I appreciate that you've translated your filthy, esoteric craft into terms that are more familiar to me. - MC Oleana
:o) These stats. :o) Don't breach the top tiers at all. :o) She will never outlast top threats like Flutter Mane and roarbeast fakeoutuser like this.
The reason why i even got the boot was because you were practically crammed up my keister asking me the same thing! Time and time again tugging my collar and pulling my ear about fricken RUMBLE.
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
↗️NOT EVEN FUNNY.↗️
hwat
He applied to work at Macro Cullsmos, so I gave him a position. Well, I gave him a position, but he didn't like it. So I gave him a different one. - MC Oleana
~⟢||Chug with me oliVVe||⟣~
Whore.............
@gratuitousAnnuity I have been permitted by CrockerCorp and Wrothe to review... Him. #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm not a big fan of this one! But let's get through it. Strength: 9! This is actually fantastic. Uhm. If not concerning for other reasons. Pliability: 0???? Uhm. Length: 6. It's... It's fine. But seems longer than it really should count for. Girth: 4: Respectable. I guess. X Factor: -1000000000000 I am so sorry. But. It's shaped like his.. Uhm. Stock arrow things? And I can feel it twitching. It-- it can't be comfortable. Feel free to deny it. It tastes like... caegars! Uhm. I only have a couple of them lying around. But when he secretes, the taste becomes closer to nickel? It smells like... Beer. No, really. I don't know why either! Hhh. It might be fun for some! He'd be an excellent jouster... But. Uhm. Not in my nook, please! Hhhf. Clearly, there's something to be worked on! Mmmmaybeificanputmymouthonit
yesssssss!!!!!!
Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn
only if you ask...
s-sorry highblood
↗️MY MASTICATION BONE ACHES WITH THE TASTE OF.↗️ ↘️mintt.↘️
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - I L IKKE YOU R WORK ENTHIC LMAOOO𖦏
@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.
being blocked by both guys in that situation sucks when u kinda give a shit
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↘️you are literally so starved for attention that you will say anything to get me into your aforementioned incoming box.↘️ ↗️YOUR CUSTODIAN SHOULD BE PERSONALLY ADMONISHED FOR LEAVING YOU SO NEGLECTED THAT YOU FEEL THE URGE TO ACT LIKE THIS.↗️ ↘️on a public forum, no less.↘️ ↗️PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DESPERATE, MISTER MINTYL.↗️ ↘️your pityfarming is literally too much for me.↘️
↗️DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BRING THAT VILE NONSENSE ONTO THIS POST.↗️ ↘️you know i literally do not operate with any exterior task open.↘️ ↗️MY BULBS ARE TRAINED TO THE EVER-SHIFTING DISPLAYS OF THE TRADING FLOOR, MY RETINAS ADHERED TO EVERY FLORESCENT SCREEN THAT MAY CLUE US INTO WHAT INVESTMENT IS MOST VIABLE.↗️ ↘️there is no grubtube or scuttlesurfers playing in the foreground.↘️ ↗️ALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️you literally cannot even conceptualize it.↘️ ↗️AT YOUR BIG AGE TOO.↗️
♯excellent
YES!!!!!!
Hm. Maybe I will start #killing.
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?the ... guy from chittr?
♥ Getting to know each other ♥
Dni: Hemophobic, Marvus Selfshippers, Anti-Empire, 'Cull all high bloods', Empress Kinnies, East Alternian pop stans, Under 6 sweeps, Think slurs can't be reclaimed, Are super into culling, Antilowblood, People who make having their quadrants filled their entire personality, Dont know basic concepts around activism (im not here to teach you) Ask things here: https://forms.gle/EhMRs44p8mUuGfR59 Rustbloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Bronzebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Goldenbloods: Ask to follow Olivebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Jadebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Tealbloods: Open Bluebloods: Ask to follow Indigobloods: Open Purplebloods: DNI Violetbloods: DNI Fuchsiablood: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒
Rumour: New Series of Troll Invincible will be Ten Episodes of Mark & Amber Bickering with Zero Fights
I've already pulled out of the race to the bottom that is chasing the numbers to the top. Reaming you is neither special nor new, but a mundane little bonus for a post I spontaneously decided to make. Like hitting the vending machine for a cold orangey one on the way to the office.
Sometimes i cant help but feel like perhaps the social profit of popping me in my skivvies and reaming me on the web for bucking up against it is what youre after.
Good heavens to betsy the two of you ought to take a long vacay from each other. Its like a feedback loop of DICKERY OVER HERE.
#jakedirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/850ae70a5881.png
I'm not about to be whored out by my AI for some internet currency.
https://i.ibb.co/nWXjqDF/image.png Early reports indicate that Dirk Strider (@timaeusTestified#0414) has agreed to purchase and post himself the below articles should both his Kult and Kull reach 10K in a timely matter. Want your name on the collar? Become a #PlushRump subscriber to enter the raffle. You may also gift subs and upgrade your subscription tier for further tickets to increase your chance to win it all. #NSFW #RankBait.
SO CUTEEEEEEEE comPutah look uP human Polygamy
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†) #DASHWA7CHING ISNAE MUCH DIFFEREN7 7HAN DEERS7ALKING. (†
MY INTERNET JUST WENT XUT. @assistMint DID YXU DX THIS????? #Censorship #FreeSpeech - MC Oleana
↗️YOUR SECURITY MOAT WOULD NEED TO BE LEAGUES WIDE, TO PROTECT YOUR INSANELY FRAGILE, INFERIOR BODY.↗️ ↘️i will help begin your hunt for island properties shortly.↘️ ↗️MAYBE WE CAN DO THE HONEST THING, AND JUST SORT OF MAROON YOU THERE.↗️
^^ Has anyone ever told you you have the vibe of an injured prey animal? ^^
K--<when i was born i invested 100 caegar in a hedge fund and 8 sweeps later it has grown to 1400 caegar
== i don't think i could cull you... even if i wanted to... mostly because i'm in a hidden location... and don't want to leave... ==
†) LE7'S GAE HUN7IN 7HEN. AH'LL BE 7H' HOON7ER. YE BE 7H' BEAR. ME WI7 MAH CLAYMORE. YE NAKED, FEARFUL, RUNNIN' AS HARD AS YER FEE7 WILL 7AKE YE. WE'LL MAKE A DA7E OO7 O' I7, MU77. <3< #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
for the good of president barak trollbama i gotta send an air strike to every striders location
≈ Hrm. Ĩs there something especially piteous about my slew of most recent posts? The influx of diamonds from all sides are something Ĩ, begrudging though Ĩ am to admit, a little puzzled over. ≈
†) YE BOO7LICK GUID. CARRY ON, CRYP7OBOY. (†
◌ Everyone should be more like Wrothe Aiaray. Sometimes success means following. Sometimes following can turn to leading. ⧂
O-> ...... Neigh!
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anyone know w↔ere i can get some #substances t↔at'll make lowbloods a little more cooperative~? somet↔ing i can slip in t↔eir drink maybe~? #nsfwe
√(Surely more than that)²
chiNhaNds. No small woNder that all troll societies are bouNd for a brutal aNd violeNt eNd. it is so fuN to watch!
!yeah! he kePt having me bounce on it so all i COULd say was guh i even fell off once so he HAd to Put me back on ANd make sure i STAYEd
3833 < Go outside and eat a bug. >
as usual i got nofin but respect for what hate bot does
<3-When-I-want-to-watch-red-but-my-bitch-wife-keeps-putting-on-green
i want @assistMint so bad it makes me look stupid
↘️no one wants anything from you.↘️
Concerning Post, Champ!
I’ve been informed I may be needed, wha7’s happening?
K--<so @tumblingTenet is the moirail of @assistMint. spent 2 whole minutes sleuthing his profile to learn this. @temptedAnoxia
"= i wasn't sure, right. also it was about. causing a scene in real life somehow. as to, hm, perhaps get something to change, that is why i said, for them to be tagged, directly. ="
☆ remember everyone, praKtice self Kare by shooting someone you don’t liKe #shootsomeonesaturday☆
Either take the fucking line or go die in irrelevance, I don't give a shit.
I just took a proper look at the profile of @assistMint. Is he okay? I'm not very familiar with Alternian culture, I can't tell if that's a healthy situation to be in.
"= huh ="
Hm? You accuse me so. I am hurt. All because I do not adhere to the capitalist megastructure that you so proudly have built. Yet, still, you did get bent. All bent out of shape over a small comment. I bet you think corporations are people.
not as gross as that sh1t you sa1d on candy day. that sh1t haunts me st1ll for some fuck1ng reason
✿ bruh yo moirail kinda fucked up for dat
Is he trying to make you look more pitiable? I guess he's succeeding in that respect. - MC Oleana
↘️okay whatever.↘️
↗️FOR WHAT.↗️
Is it really pitch flirting vvhen you pitch flirt vvith the first troll you meet every time or...? #nsfvv quad ment idk
Anyone who humours this clown, will die 8y my 8lade.
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probably
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aRE YOU, oKAY?
wHEN DID YOU, fEEL,,, wHAT?
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
. . . . . . . . . >.>
i fear you sound like you're really into hardcore bulge busting now #nsfwe
I aXore quotes, let us hear one. /
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Jus+ A Heads Up, I'm S+ill Open +o Hear Abou+ Your Congeni+al Abnormali+ies, Feel Free +o Dm Me Or Reply Wi+h Pho+os, I Would Really Apprecia+e +ha+. I+'s No+ «creepy», I+'s Simply Science. #body-horror
Money can't buy evverything. For example, it can't buy the preservvation of @gratuitousAnnuity 's artwwork. I should havve savved it wwhile I could. In a better wworld.
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
8urn his garden to ash, whoever does with proof gains my patronage in positive reactions for a week. #eridanweek
It is an event situ8ted to please seadwellers. There is no honour in the way they conduct sparring.
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
♯killhim
Mmeeting up wwith tthe gguy I've bbeen ttalking about in a ffew days any ttips?~<
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( mine are bigger #vagueposting )
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
~vvhere vvould i have gotten this photo from then, hm?
↗️STOP TRYING TO BE MY RIVAL, IT WILL NEVER WORK.↗️ ↘️i see through this kind of transparent tactic like i see through my own glasses.↘️ ↗️IF YOU WANT TO BE THE WEAKEST LINK, ELIMINATE YOURSELF ENTIRELY.↗️ ↘️there's only twelve stars and i am all twelve of them already.↘️
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
ikr things start out great but then during our first mutual bloodletting session they start getting super toxic and its like why are you even here if youre not interested in my hobbies
↗️SO YOU HAVE POSTED SOMETHING COMPLETELY DEBASED AND POINTLESS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AT ALL.↗️ ↘️okay.↘️
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
♯didthey ♯remove ♯allyourteeth ♯yourteeth ♯can i have them
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
cAn wE HuG?
i mEaN, oNlY If yOu wAnNa. HoNk.
pIcK Yo aSs bAcK Up oFf tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG FlOoR AnD KeEp mArChInG Or sO HeLp mE I WiLl fInD A MoThEr fUcKiN ReAsOn tO GeT OfF ThIs lAzY AsS HoRn pIlE AnD BuSt oUt tHe cLuBs.
~° I'm not sure of the first bit, but if you read enough of his posts the "why" becomes a bit more obvious. ~°
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
YOU TWO $HOULD $PADE$ IT OUT
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
We're trained in shorthand!
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
KILL ALL WHO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE FOR YOU
ALRIGHT I GOTTA GO TO A MEETING. you motherfuckers behave now.
what would it take to secure a venue to marry a mother fucking huge ass clown?
MENSWEAR. OF COuRSE MEN SWEAR. WOMEN DO NOT. AS THEY ARE FRAGILE COTTON HEADED CREATuRES. WITH FRAGILE BONES. THE ACT OF TYPING A SINGLE SOLITARY SWEAR WORD. WOuLD LIKELY SHATTER THEIR FEEBLE FEMuRS. BREAK THEM INTO A MILLION SPLINTERY LITTLE PIECES. PIECES WHICH I WOuLD THEN CRuMBLE. AND SPRINKLE. INTO MY AFTERNOON MONSTROuS ENERGY DRINK. TO POWER ME THROuGH THE DAY. DON'T WASTE YOuR TIME FRATERNIZING WITH THE FEMALER SEX. INSTEAD. JuMPSTART YOuR DAY WITH AN ACCELERANT. CuT OuT THE MIDDLEMAN. TAKE THE ESTROGENERATOR DIRECTLY. THIS IS WHY KILLING AND EATING WOMEN IS ONTOLOGICALLY GOOD. AND CAN SAVE YOu A TON OF MONEY.
> I can just sit here and watch you all scroll on by. My favorite one is watching the teal desperately seek validation and praise from highbloods. You amuse me.
☆ grip studio paint crashed like twelve times earlier today and i got so mad i had to break out the pencils and draw some goldie freak getting helmed and sucked completely dry