♦ pitied by @assistMint
W--E'R--E GOING TO B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND W--E'R--E GOING TO B--E ON--E )(UG--E GLUBBING )(APPY FAM--E--ELY!
(( Thank you to everyone who ParticiPated tonight and for all the laughs! #iwantCANdY #ERIdANweek @assistMint @gratuitousAnnuity httPs://i.imgur.com/ujmgmXC.Png
♡They Are Quite Cute! My Moirail Is A Very Cute Olive.♡
-7 Olive6lood5 are #cute, way cuter than other low6lood5 I think 2-
...Okay, I have one, 8ut this is kind of a secret, so don't go and spread it around. It is discussed in academic circles that Eridan was meant to 8e a prophesized hero of Hope with a gr8 destiny, 8ut rumors a8ound of a malicious and evil time-traveling wizard that thwarted said destiny from hatching. ...It's just a wiggler story, though.
Money can't buy evverything. For example, it can't buy the preservvation of @gratuitousAnnuity 's artwwork. I should havve savved it wwhile I could. In a better wworld.
That's very thoughtful of you. - MC Oleana
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh? What'sSs th!sSs about #!wantcandy? K!tty wants !n :3~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #iwantcandy … that’s embarrassing. ]
I'll be abstaining from #IWantCandy, among other reasons, due to being in recovery. #Substance #GlucoseholicsAnonymous - MC Oleana
I do not desire you in any romantic sense; my aim is solely to illumin8te and guide others, sharing the knowledge I have amassed over the centuries.
Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
PADDLE DEPLOYED
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
I'll never understand wrestling and the 96sessi9n tr9lls have with it, truly. TW: #9pini9n
i was evil FIRST!!!!!!
that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant
someone threw a fucking cake into the crowd.
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 0w did my |、˜〵 s g_et 0|\|t0 this p0st じしˍ,)ノ
told kk to get ready for the reunion and he referred to me as his boytoy and then john fucking agreed with him there is no god damn loyalty or truth left in the world #nsfw
You are welcome.
Don't let the 'haters' control the narrative, Mr. Tsurga. They simply wish to keep a future Twelve Star Man down.
someone kill this stupid ass hate bot its bllowing up my push notifs and hating EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE CONVERSATIONS
☆I'm no onƏ to spƏak on this but somƏtimƏs you havƏ to kƏƏp it profƏsional! Not ƏvƏryonƏ will likƏ pitch humour thƏ samƏ way you do ƏvƏn I know that☆
WISH YOU COULD GO? PLEASE. APRIL FOOLS IS OVER.
WHAT'S YOUR HEAR ME OUT? CONTEXT: A "HEAR ME OUT" IS NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT DISFIGURED PEOPLE, OBJECTIVELY, FALL UNDER ATTRACTIVE. GIVE ME SOMETHING WEIRD.
So very tragic.
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
THE FIRST OF THE MANY MELON EXECUTIONS HAVE BEEN DONE. MANY MORE MELONS ARE TO BE OBLITERATED THROUGH BEING FLUNG OUT OF SIEGE EQUIPMENT.
how is the art thief back already. I get it i'm his muse but goddamn.
im genuinely so utterly fascinated by how some of you live i feel like im david fucking attenborough #vagueposting #butnotreally
╚»★«╝Seems like y'all need a tr☆ll that can git er d☆ne. >:D Well, ye all git ME! Best sh☆☆tslinger in de Alternian west!╚»★«╝
> Oopen chittr > "Oomg i'm soooooooo hoorny i need a doominant highblooood soo bad <3" > *Soomeoone's hardly impressive bulgepic* > "Cloowns are literally prooblematic we shoould start a genoocide 8/" > Cloose chittr
i'm so sleep deprived / but i wanna say / my friends and fans are amazing / i love you all so much / i wanna make the best art i can for each and every last one of you
For the record, I'm just takin @adiosToreador hivve so he doesn't risk sunburn again.
I'm feeling charitable, so I'll give you exactly one more chance. Do not fail me. You have twenty four hours to bring me Blambi for the ClawSphere 2. Do not fail me.∞
↘️my coins.↘️
↗️I HAVE WITNESSED, FOR THE FIRST TIME, A CONCERT FEATURING THE PERFORMING ARTIST MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.↗️ ↘️it was an experience generally in the positive, barring when i was physically accosted by someone of vast superiority and status.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT WAS LARGELY ALSO ENJOYABLE TO ME AND I HAVE LEARNED AND GROWN SO MUCH FROM THAT EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️i have several pills in my pocket.↘️
shes just showing how her Powers work i think
#BIGFATA$$ out tmr on mai trolltuuuubeee ;o) ofc i will b slammin the link hear 2 dw follo now 2 b tha 1st troll in lineeee xo)
im so sorry for your loss ]:F we will be all over julioh for you #benexttojulio #beUNdERjulio #beBEHINdjulio #beabovejulio #beinjulio
hE'S DEAD mINTYL,
tHEY FUCKING GOT jULIOH, mINTYL,
#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww
You know damn well that was not there.
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
ANY UGLY WOMEN NEED PROTECTING TOO? ANY UGLY MEN WANNA WRESTLE? ANY REGULAR CREATURES WANNA SHARE FRIES?
Specifying makes it weirder than n.o°t
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You're quite alright, Mr. Tsurga. We all fumble from time to time.
↗️OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY THAT TSURGA HAS EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF YOU.↗️ ↘️it won't happen again.↘️
Now, now, boys. There's always room in my business acumen for more Twelve Star Men. A bit of friendly competition is always healthy, but so long as you subscribe to my magazine, keep working and always keep yourself in line- you'll both become Twelve Star Men before you know it.
↗️STOP TRYING TO BE MY RIVAL, IT WILL NEVER WORK.↗️ ↘️i see through this kind of transparent tactic like i see through my own glasses.↘️ ↗️IF YOU WANT TO BE THE WEAKEST LINK, ELIMINATE YOURSELF ENTIRELY.↗️ ↘️there's only twelve stars and i am all twelve of them already.↘️
↗️ME TOO.↗️ ↘️literally so fortunate to be granted guidelines in investment and profile when it comes to Mr. Kerian.↘️ ↗️I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.↗️ ↘️but i know it will all be worth it because he said he will touch my inferior, physically waifish grabstump with his.↘️
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
♰ the ringing is getting louder ♰
With enough social capital, effort and intelligence, anyone can become a Twelve Star Man. Having a subscription to Sideline Magazine helps.
A Twelve Star Man is a term I invented to describe the cream of the crop. The leaders of the world, the innovators, the disruptors. You understand.
Good morning, spunky little horse thing.
Guess I'm UP. Good morning, everybody! RISE and GRIND!
1 4m f33l1ng th1ngs 1 should not f33l 4nd 1t's 4ggr4v4t1ng m3 lowk3y. 1 m34n 4 l1ttl3 b1t.
if your going to be lonely on main, please dont be pathetic on main. i dont |w|ant to read any of this bile
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #014 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/014.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
love this guy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488008175788625951/IMG_3673.png?ex=69cb371a&is=69c9e59a&hm=49d2c40d8f5060740ec46c8f7a9dfeac8e1768dafb2e0ad51d0c9e4956f636cb&
ikr things start out great but then during our first mutual bloodletting session they start getting super toxic and its like why are you even here if youre not interested in my hobbies
Drink m.o°re s.o°da
Can tae a while t.o°o. gegt used t.o° the effects as y.o°u can see I havec c.o°mpletely .o°vertaken and .o°verwhelmed the vibrati.o°ns and jitters y.o°u see the vvibrati.o°ns that .o°ccur fr.o°m caffeine and th.o°se fr.o°m sleep derivati.o°n are in perfect antiharm.o°ny cancelling .o°ut all.o°wing me t.o° be perfectl still with n.o° trem.o°ring
gonna get my ch1ll on for the rest of the day w1th some f1duspawn mob1le...
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
↗️SO YOU HAVE POSTED SOMETHING COMPLETELY DEBASED AND POINTLESS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AT ALL.↗️ ↘️okay.↘️
↗️I WILL SEEK YOU OUT WHEN MY INVESTMENTS ARE RETURNED. MY PORTFOLIO IS LOOKING SOUND.↗️
↗️THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RESPOND, THIS POST IS CLEARLY NOT ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️this is serious.↘️
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
Good to put one's self out there, I'm told. If you're needing a pickle inspected--I'm your man!
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
about flippin time
@terminallyCapricious#2753 YOU ARE PERMANENTLY CUT OFF FROM SUGAR.
the allegationsss that i DILUTE the sssludge that i sssell with FOREIGN ADDITIVESSS are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. that being sssaid, i recommend you refrain from consssuming my sssludge if you have an allergy to LUSSSUSSS MILK, BLOOD, or GENETIC MATERIAL.
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
#ImComing and I won't stop #Coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. #SignalBoost #Solidarity #GrassrootsMovement #SocialJustice - MC Oleana
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
↗️IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE WRITING POINTLESSLY DISPARAGING POSTS ABOUT YOUR EMPIRICAL SUPERIORS, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TIME TO BE FOCUSING YOUR EFFORTS INTO THINGS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE.↗️ ↘️the growl drones has been waffling all night, but i have run a great series of numbers and i know all of the final vestiges of my investments will make severe RETURNS and my vestibules will overflow with the ambrosia of my wealth.↘️ ↗️WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BASICALLY, I AM GAINFULLY EMPLOYED INSTEAD OF SUCKING MY TOUCHNUBS ABOUT.↗️ ↘️say.↘️ ↗️CLOWNS.↗️ ↘️follow in the path of my strutpods.↘️
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
↘️i have nothing left.↘️
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
Well maybe n.o°t that far my truc can n.o°t make that tripp and even if it c.o°uld the c.o°st .o°f bi.o°fuel w.o°uld likel make any net gain marginal at best
Independent small Entrenepenurs stay winning f.o°rever
My dms are always open but I'll be really mean about it. So it has a closed energy.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
m.o°netarily .o°r interest-wise .o°r is m.o°netary intererst an inv.o°lved fact.o°r here a l.o°an taken .o°ut with this event as c.o°llalteral?
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
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hAHA YES, tHANK YOU, aHAHA, iT MADE ME GIGGLE, wHILE i WAS, tYPING IT OUT,
~ y44hoo!!~ >.< https://11.post11mg.cc/7Z4Vb4WY/B33z-n44zv44n1144660-20260328094532.pngᅠᅠXoXo
Think I'm bored a lot. Nobody to talk to here. Not like Dave will be my fuckin go to.
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
yeah i dONT really talk about it much because i know its a little boring ANd dONT really get the business SIdE of it its more of a hobby since i WOULdNT know how to manage it if it were bigger
#alreadyoiledup #nsfw #oilingup a bbit mmore ffor ggood mmeasure~<
I wwant tto kkiss mmen.... Anyone ggot any mmen I ccan kkiss~<
yo wait am i missin oil talk. i got so muc)( glubbin oil w)(en i ruled eart)( lol it was crawsome. got so muc)( $$$ fore it.
thats the SOUNd i make when the oil sPrays me in the face
> why the fuck are we 01lp0st1ng
↘️i need some time alone.↘️
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
nngh
oh thank GOOdNESS I just Paid a troll 3.70000 these oil sales are gonna helP me so much #yuP #imanoilbaron #keePolivesoutofdEBT #SPREAdthelove #oiluP
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
🜂 | They call it exploitation. my around the clock PR team calls it resource optimization across the hemospectrum. words matter when you’re building legacy. 🜂 | 🥴 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
🜂 | @dynamicFlowfields fact check? 😅😅😅😅 #Chairministrangling #DumbBitch #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟡 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY..
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
[m1dbl00d sustenance.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0dt0g.png]
he's gonna turn you into a little green stain.
u tryna make up fore yuor mistep )(u)( eelmao
>([i may b unemployed an stupid an on a govt watc#list an lowkey gay too but even so]
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
wwwwrite, nap, wwwwrite, read, wwwwrite, nap, pick up dinner, put mmmmy frond into sticky hole, nap, wwwwrite, read,
↘️exactly.↘️
↘️the severity of my disgust cannot be understated.↘️
Yes... I never liked him anyway. - MC Oleana
My €ompany would benefit from more trolls like you.
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
proud to announce that amporacoin by @lucrativveWWaste wwill hereby be accepted currency at #eridanwweek #imcoming
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this is an advanced music recommendation but check out this footwork https://soundcloud.com/repair_kit/raw-time
↘️i will outlive you by sweeps you can't even fathom, and i'll still be working.↘️
https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/2hnMS47jN0etw\/FPzYk11f?si=4B\/-sDI5RMq\/8Q7nBkjIiw///
i.have.seen.too.many.lowblood.posts.on.this.website. we.lowbloods.and.or.midbloods.are.not.meant.for.leisure.time.we.are.meant.to.find.freedom.in.our.mandatory.servitude. this.is.a.popular.opionion.that.most.share.and.if.you.do.not.share.it.you.are.the.odd.one.out.not.me.i.am.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood
You're rather impatient, aren't you? A greedy little grub? All things in due time. - MC Oleana
cAn wE HuG?
i mEaN, oNlY If yOu wAnNa. HoNk.
pIcK Yo aSs bAcK Up oFf tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG FlOoR AnD KeEp mArChInG Or sO HeLp mE I WiLl fInD A MoThEr fUcKiN ReAsOn tO GeT OfF ThIs lAzY AsS HoRn pIlE AnD BuSt oUt tHe cLuBs.
~° I'm not sure of the first bit, but if you read enough of his posts the "why" becomes a bit more obvious. ~°
....what is this feeling.... is this what Pity is hes so SAd and Pathetic this is <><><><><><><><><><><><>
good luck! :D
@assistMint
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! - MC Oleana
Oh, right, Mint... You were the only one who could make a sludge latte without burning the milk. - MC Oleana
Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
Wait, are you the one who brought me my energy sludge? - MC Oleana
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
>([u just dont know w#at ur missing out on wit# ya frail waifis# figure ill lend you one of my #oodies youll like it]
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
◥▶◀◤ -->I am listening to the rumbling of my wicked f▒▓▒ing gnarly ear drums as I maneuver my tympanic membrane through sheer force of well
I'm Just Pissed Off Today 🤬
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
GET YOUR$ELVE$ A RELATION$HIP THAT'$ $TATU$ I$ DEFINED BY WHAT I$ FUNNIE$T FOR THE BIT IN THE MOMENT.
just got a text. "he's gonna get me." #whatdatmean
there are schmucks on here posting their shirtless mirror pics and getting likes. kind of embarrassing. couldnt be me. i rely on my ravw charisma and intellectual provwess to get people to like me. evwen though i do havwe a massivwe and chiseled six pack under my shirt that is sculpted AND glistening. just saying.
>([s##### just go wit t#e flow brot#er i got t#at grindset package on t#e way rn]
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
i heard i could summon a certain troll with just a phrase / yeah baby
>([cant #andle my pickle wit#out me catc#ing some kinda feelins you feelin me]
>([dont you dare undercut #ow important my pickle #andler is to me]
called my mate2priit my everythiingburger and 2he 2tepped on my 2hoe2.
It’s a deal. Believe me — if you’re looking for help, you’re in the right place. 100% winrate, after all. Don’t hesitate to reach out when you are in need of my expertise. *____
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
Yes it actually helps way more than that other baloney up top.
Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...
We're trained in shorthand!
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
They are in my care. Stocking comp/ete/y i//icit contraband, and wi// be questioned further after the goods are confiscated and safe/y destroyed.
~° It sounds like you might have a pickle yourself. ~°
>([please #andle my pickle dude youre my only #ope]
>([t#e tube is really small and t#e cylinder is connected to a larger object t#at makes it #ard to twist]
C/ean s/ice with a katana. Unfortunate/y fai/s to meet the "unharmed" criteria, but I rea//y want to use it.
(Um... why can't you just cut the... tube? Or maybe just squish the cylinder? Why can't it be cut?)
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
Cheexe ix my favorite fruit
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
ARE YOU IN FINANCIAL DEBT BECAUSE OF FEMBOY PYRAMID SCHEMES??? COMMENT AND I, DEXTER, SHALL GIVE YOU FINANCIAL HELP!!!!
look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
Im. Sorry. Why. Is. There. An. Apocalypse. Happening. Who. Is. Weird. Alchemist?.
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
>tegiri told me he spent 4000 credits on an ichigo mashimaro dvd
eatiing diinner 2o late that iit2 liight out2iide. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/r0a4xn.jpeg
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
-- Normalize Girls Sleeping On The Floor Whereever They Want #theyrejusttired #asgirlstendtobe
I hate the month of March sometimes. What do you MEAAAAAN it’s gonna be temperate one day and cold as balls the next? How am I supposed to know what clothes to put on in these conditions?!
KILL ALL WHO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE FOR YOU
-- New Hivedoor Arrives Today! Thankfully No Troll Broke In During The Day #although Iftheydidiwouldjuststraightupkillthem
My Spheres. #MySpheres.
hey, i'm legally n0t a citizen 0f any kingd0m 0f earth c. i'm n0t 0n the h00k f0r taxes.
Shocker.
WHAT? HAH. BET YOu WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE. I TOO CAN PLAY CHICKEN. BuT WHEN I PLAY MY SPECIAL VARIENT OF THAT COCK SuCKING GAME. THAT JuICY GAMEY HEN HuNTING LITTLE VENTuRE. I ACTuALLY TAKE THE ENTIRE THING, FEATHERS AND ALL, STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF MY THROAT. AND PuLSATE. I GuRGLE ON THAT BITCH. BOCK BOCK. I WIN. YOu LOSE.
they calling me SANd Pants and franky i dONT like it
~° Sycophant, no. I prefer someone a little more willing to contradict me when necessary. Someone who can tell me if I'm going too far, help rein me in or devise a new approach, who isn't afraid to let me assist with their issues as well instead of trying to have a fully one-sided relationship. ~°
|< hav€ a pity r€action. as a tr€at.
