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Mint, 11, he/himm πŸ‘‹πŸ˜πŸ–‡οΈ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutionsβ€”where your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! πŸ™Œ

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- Ow - Ow

Kult: +16
Kull: +5
Total: 21
Ratio: 3.20

(q‒ᴗ‒q) Oh em gee hiiii Mintyl β™«

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- I would never deign mmyself as being able to tell a womman what to do on the basis of anything. Because that's just the kind of mman I amm. 😁 - But please. - Please not in mmy yard. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Suggestive #SuggestingIt

Kult: +39
Kull: +10
Total: 49
Ratio: 3.90

Oops.

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Total: 7

- It's alright. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It's alright now. Ladies. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏

Kult: +110
Kull: +85
Total: 195
Ratio: 1.29

You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.

Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought

Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?

Bring Your Thighs To Me And Find Out #nsfw

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Total: 5

- Hi.

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Hi

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why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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Total: 2
↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Total: 2
↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

- Oh. #Kidding.

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#KIddING (:F #jokesternight -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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- Wow

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

✦Uh..pickles..huh?✦

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- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations

Kult: +63
Kull: +30
Total: 93
Ratio: 2.10

The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:

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Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/1007988751/display_1500/stock-photo-close-up-of-hands-opening-a-jar-1007988751.jpg

- PLEASE DON''T. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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It Is Too Late The Pickler Has Arrived She Wants Her Pickles

Why do I feel this is the funniest shit I've ever seen?

xx_when_u_r_in_da_jar_u_also_becum_briny_and_delicious_πŸ€€πŸ˜‹_whchigh_is_also_a_plus_xx

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- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ #HandlingMyZzzs

Kult: +89
Kull: +59
Total: 148
Ratio: 1.51

<~vhat do pickles sovnd like~>

I’ll be trying this!

There Is Something So Wrong With You. Sleep Well. #positive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

@greenRocket

xx_this_is_everythifn_pls_nevur_change_xx

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- It's like being in a jar... 😁😁

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<~vhoa..~>

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

- Hi, Chchow! To be frank? I amm feeling pretty freaking soothed right now. So I sure hope I don't! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_YKNO_WHAT?_U_DESERVE_THIS_SOOTHENING_BABE!!!_ENJOY!!!!!!_xx

- Gee! Thanks, Larkso! I think. πŸ˜†

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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- I'mm your ancestor's BEST STOOGE. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‘πŸ«‘

Kult: +84
Kull: +77
Total: 161
Ratio: 1.09
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β†˜οΈi am using the royal you.β†˜οΈ ↗️AS IN, I AM SERVICING THE ROYAL YOU.↗️ β†˜οΈwhich means that i am servicing a royal, in general.β†˜οΈ

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--- |I dunno what those things are what is henchtroll and squire?| _____

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Total: 2

- Hey, bro. I just wanted to let you know that the FUNNIEST thing off the nursery planet is going to be the mmomment when you realize that your dreamms are MY reality... 🀣🀣🀣 #PolishingHisHarpoonAsWeSpeak #HandlingIt

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↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.↗️

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Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

- This "hemmodredge" gets to show his lowly nubs to the mmost royal warmmongers on this side of the mmost immperially relevant asteroid belts. And wait on themm Hand and nub, by the way. πŸ˜†πŸ˜† - Keep practicing, buddy. I'mm sure they'll take you off the bench sommenight. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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β†˜οΈyou are utterly disgusting.β†˜οΈ

Kult: +14
Total: 14

- Yeah, bro. Sure. Disgusting to you. But who would I be to trust an indigo's discernmment over a freaking violet's? 🀣🀣🀣🀣 - I know you're mmalding, bro. If you do yourself a favor and admmit it, I mmight even give the Orphaner mmy "regards" for you. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I believe it~. I have seen what you are capable of~.

Kult: +7
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Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

- Umm. Thank you, Sir Castio. PLEASE, don't mmention it. And by "it," I mmean, anything specific Pickles I Handled. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ‘

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.

Kult: +7
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Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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- Why'd he call her "Handy" though... 🀣🀣 #MeAndHatchmmate

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75

- I'mm sorry. #HatchmmateAndMyself #PuttingWommenFirst

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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IT'S OKAY. BEHIND YOU IS ALSO A SOUND STRATEGIC POSITION.

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I respect a man who puts women first~.

↩ @handMaid[HM]

- Oh! I will. Respect whichever position you choose to take, Bosslady! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜€πŸ«‘

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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- Corpse mmeeting not going well corpse mmeeting going bad

Kult: +29
Kull: +20
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.45

Sorry β˜…re you trying to meet corpses or β˜…bout them?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I'm so sorry about that bump into the grave, that was a complete accident...

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Total: 5

- It is a "humman customm" for the "humman"-shaped puppet... formmerly known as 'Little Mister.' πŸ˜”

- It's OK really haha don't worry about it. LOL. It's fine. 🀣🀣🀣 HONESTLY.

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- FELL - IN THE GRAVE HOLE

Kult: +23
Kull: +2
Total: 25
Ratio: 11.50
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- FELL - FELL

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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- Custodian's younger boss yelled at himm today - Go back six spaces

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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- To quote one very deceased and very beloved Alternian treasure, Troll Bruno Mars... - "Why we gotta fight?" LOL. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Kult: +31
Kull: +5
Total: 36
Ratio: 6.20
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- I hate it. I really, really hate to see it. I just frigging HATE it when two she/hers are fighting... πŸ˜”πŸ˜” - Ladies! Please! πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ™ We could be doing so mmuch GOOD Work together! LOL... 🀣🀣🀣

Kult: +62
Kull: +35
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.77

i mean i agree with the message but ur delivery is a bit odd

we can rebel against men and turn them into cubes to stand on and whoever stacks them the highest is the most superior

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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ii'd argue ii'm much more useful as a non iice cube entiity

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cosigned

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- Umm. Right. Agreed. Sure. But what exactly... would this do? πŸ˜†

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not sure but it'd be funny

I think she/hers should fight more. Competition is needed for a healthy market. - MC Oleana

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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- LOL... that's TRUE... 🀣🀣 #Truth #OfficeTruths

Kult: +34
Kull: +25
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.36

MINTYL hoq cna i be lik.e you tlel me TELL MW u r da fkcuvjng bbezt i admreie u

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

- Uh... - This is a bit of a late response on mmy end. But did you still... want that? πŸ˜€

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Total: 5
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YEA

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

- Rrrrrrrrreally?????? πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ - Genuinely and truly? You're not pulling mmy frond?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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NO I MEAN IT

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- Everyone. For the record. I amm VERY sorry for objectifying Hektor. And it will NOT happen again. πŸ˜”πŸ˜” - Hope this Helps. πŸ‘

Kult: +104
Kull: +84
Total: 188
Ratio: 1.24

Hoow are yoou in coontrooversy again

Kult: +2
Total: 2

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM.

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
↩ @handMaid[HM]

- Umm, yes.,. I amm seeing himm right now. To be honest πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Kult: +5
Total: 5

- Hi, Kryqus . 🀣🀣🀣 I amm TRYING

Kult: +7
Total: 7

- What amm I supposed to do huh

↩ @temptedAnoxia[TA]

- How do I do that. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

- Please, don't be. Let's keep things STRICTLY professional between us. πŸ˜€

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Trying too get in as many coontrooversies as yoou can?

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Total: 5
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Professional~? At Boy's Night~? You could stand to be loosened up, lad~.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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"= well... when you're going to be sorry for something, don't, and double down instead and get worse. ="

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- Wow... they're saying that Kainne Parson is the youngest filmm director EVER, at just four sweeps old. 😲😲 Whoa. Did you know that...? 😦😦😦 #DidYouKnow

Kult: +56
Kull: +27
Total: 83
Ratio: 2.07

βš‡ HOLY FUCK! βš‡ I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING YIEPPIE! βš‡

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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- YIPPEE! 😁

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βš‡ HOLY FUCK WAHOO! βš‡

I in fact did noot knoow

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- Hey. You. Yeah, you. Need a Hand? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Kult: +52
Kull: +35
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.49

>([t#at uterine lining of urs is absurd #nsfw]

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
↩ @unclaspedKahuna[UK]

- Haha. Ha. Sorruyy. smm . M yt what? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kult: +12
Total: 12
↩ @unclaspedKahuna[UK]

- Murrit Turking πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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>([dats my name dont wear it out mintyl tsurga]

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Total: 5
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>([ya uterine lining]

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Total: 5
↩ @unclaspedKahuna[UK]

- Who is... Uterine... though?????? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kult: +2
Total: 2

oh hey 1 thought you were dead

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- You know... THIS πŸ‘‡ right here? 😁😁 This is mmy favorite way to start the night, every night. A big old cup of #This will ALWAYS set this Helperholic right. - If I can't get mmy mmugful, mmy night is practically ruined. LOL, waiter? Top mme off, please! 🀣🀣🀣 #NeedThat #GottaHaveIt

Kult: +67
Kull: +40
Total: 107
Ratio: 1.68

xx_hey_babe_did_u_mean_2_use_dis_image?_xx

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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- Which immage

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xx_da_yaoiz_in_yur_poast_xx

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- mmmmy What

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- OH

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xx_LAWL_xx

This oone i can get behind

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- Kyqurs. You know, Kryus? πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ - Himm's he 😁 #HandyTestimmmmonials #WorkInProgress #RoughDraft #HELP #HELPME

Kult: +64
Kull: +40
Total: 104
Ratio: 1.60

close!

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Keep trying. You'll get there.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

- I nneedf you to Help mme.

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Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00

- HELP mme. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - Hope this Help

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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kryqus.

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Total: 10

KRYQUS REALLY IS HIMS’S HE 😁

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You got this.

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Total: 5