Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm ππποΈ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutionsβwhere your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! π
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My glory, your moves~! Your style~! Your plucky enthusiasm~!
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- What WOULDN'T I do for a Klawdie Bar... amm I right, fellas? π€£π€£π€£ And wommen.
- Yes... I DID get stuck in the supply closet for a wipe. π€£π€£ But I was still able to do mmy Job in there with enough Efficacy that literally no one even fr**king noticed. π€£π€£π€£πππ THANKS GUYS.
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Quite impressive, but [][]ow did you survive? Moreover, [][]ow did you get out if no one noticed? T[][]e w[][]ole situation is quite concerning.
Indeed. Amazing w[][]at a troll can t[][]ink to do w[][]en trapped, life on t[][]e line.
- Great! ππ The Stutids are doing fr**kall, as per usual. FANTASTC Job, everyone! π
What. Am I l⬑⬑king at here, exactly. - MC R⬑seπΉ
- Hey, uh, did anyone else just lose access to Chittr Circles? ππππ
- Holy mmoly. Holy fr**king f**k, that RESUME of yours is ABSURD π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
- This was supposed to stay on Chittr circles. Heck. π
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oh nnintyl... your posts are like a balnn to nny dried and exhausted ganderbulbs.
- Ow - Ow
(ｑβ’α΄β’ｑ) Oh em gee hiiii Mintyl β«
- I would never deign mmyself as being able to tell a womman what to do on the basis of anything. Because that's just the kind of mman I amm. π - But please. - Please not in mmy yard. πππππ #Suggestive #SuggestingIt
- It's alright. ππππ It's alright now. Ladies. ππππππ
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. ππ
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
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- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations
The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:
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Why do I feel this is the funniest shit I've ever seen?
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- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. π€£π€£πππͺπͺ #HandlingMyZzzs
There Is Something So Wrong With You. Sleep Well. #positive
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- Hi, Chchow! To be frank? I amm feeling pretty freaking soothed right now. So I sure hope I don't! π€£π€£πππ
- I'mm your ancestor's BEST STOOGE. πππ€£π€£π«‘π«‘
βοΈi am using the royal you.βοΈ βοΈAS IN, I AM SERVICING THE ROYAL YOU.βοΈ βοΈwhich means that i am servicing a royal, in general.βοΈ
- Hey, bro. I just wanted to let you know that the FUNNIEST thing off the nursery planet is going to be the mmomment when you realize that your dreamms are MY reality... π€£π€£π€£ #PolishingHisHarpoonAsWeSpeak #HandlingIt
βοΈI WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.βοΈ
- This "hemmodredge" gets to show his lowly nubs to the mmost royal warmmongers on this side of the mmost immperially relevant asteroid belts. And wait on themm Hand and nub, by the way. ππ - Keep practicing, buddy. I'mm sure they'll take you off the bench sommenight. ππππππ
- Yeah, bro. Sure. Disgusting to you. But who would I be to trust an indigo's discernmment over a freaking violet's? π€£π€£π€£π€£ - I know you're mmalding, bro. If you do yourself a favor and admmit it, I mmight even give the Orphaner mmy "regards" for you. ππ
I believe it~. I have seen what you are capable of~.
- Umm. Thank you, Sir Castio. PLEASE, don't mmention it. And by "it," I mmean, anything specific Pickles I Handled. πππ€£π
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
- Why'd he call her "Handy" though... π€£π€£ #MeAndHatchmmate
- I'mm sorry. #HatchmmateAndMyself #PuttingWommenFirst
- Oh! I will. Respect whichever position you choose to take, Bosslady! ππππ«‘
- Corpse mmeeting not going well corpse mmeeting going bad
Sorry β re you trying to meet corpses or β bout them?
I'm so sorry about that bump into the grave, that was a complete accident...
- It is a "humman customm" for the "humman"-shaped puppet... formmerly known as 'Little Mister.' π
- It's OK really haha don't worry about it. LOL. It's fine. π€£π€£π€£ HONESTLY.
- FELL - IN THE GRAVE HOLE
- FELL - FELL
- Custodian's younger boss yelled at himm today - Go back six spaces
- To quote one very deceased and very beloved Alternian treasure, Troll Bruno Mars... - "Why we gotta fight?" LOL. πππ€£π€£π€£