Mintyl Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 13, he/himm, Lifelong Professional 👋😁🖇️ Working-mminded trolls in need want Handy Business Solutions, indeed—so chat mme on Trollian for a Helpful Handy, ASAP!
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
- PLEASE PLEASE NO NO NO OH GOD OH MAN OH NO NOOOOOO #TwoPitchBrosTusselingInTheGourdLawnRing #Nooooooooooo #EridanWeek
- Holy frigging MOTHER GRUB... @termminalCommrade just SAVED MY LIFE at #EridanWeek 😨😨😨😱😱😱 #BlewUp #Ouch #ReallyHeavy
- One thing about #EridanWeek that I think is beautiful is that wommen are allowed to win. And I think that's beautiful. 😌😌 #RankAndMatch #RummbleGourdPatchers #WommenWinning
- You dirty little troublemmakers need a mmutual intermmediary party don't you. Ahaha. How PATHETIC. ♣️🤤🤤 #FivrSodasDeep #ClubsDoIt #EridanWeek #EridanWeek #NSFW
- I FEEL SO ASHEN RIGHT NOW #ERIDANWEEK #HITHIM #ORDONTHAHA
- MmmtHE RETURN ON INVESTMMMMENTS are UP #EridanWeek #RummbleAtDaLive https://i.ibb.co/RkbmmznjZ/immage.png
- He's so... ARISTOCRATIC #EridanWeek #ConflictedFeelingsOnEridan
- MY FELLOW OLIVEBLOOD! I NEED YOU TO #GETTHATPICKLEUP 😀😀😀
- I LOVE KISMESISSITUDE! 😀🤤 #EridanWeek #IWasOiledAtEridanWeek
- I'mm so glad I survived mmy Grub Trials. I'mm so glad I survived mmy Rites of Maturation. All of the death and pain and bloodshed... was worth it!!! 😀🤤 #EridanWeek
- Holy. Freaking. MOLY. These guys are ssssooooo #eridanweek https://mmsparp.chat/eridanwweek
- Oh mmy god oh mmy god it's happening
- Additionally, RE: earlier, I have heard somme whispers that somme of mmy past hate flings/quadrants have claimmed publicly on networks like Grummblr or LurkedIn that I have "physically tortured" people. 🤯🤨 - This is not true. If I were to have tortured anyone, it would been done FISCALLY. Not physically. LOL! 🤣🤣
- It's called pitch hummor, mmy highblood. 🤣 I can look it up for you if you want?
☆I'm no onƏ to spƏak on this but somƏtimƏs you havƏ to kƏƏp it profƏsional! Not ƏvƏryonƏ will likƏ pitch humour thƏ samƏ way you do ƏvƏn I know that☆
who did you fiscally torture that sounds hillarious
Don't let the 'haters' control the narrative, Mr. Tsurga. They simply wish to keep a future Twelve Star Man down.
- I can see your point, and it's a fair one! You know. You're probably right. I mmay just be a little bit silly off the sodas right now. 🤣 - #HaventTorturedAnyoneThoughLOL #Really
- Hahahaha! Haha. I can't tell you that!!! 🤣🤣 #SideHustles #BoostingForLurkedIn
- THANK you, Mr. Kerian. It's both a great relief and highly unsurprising that you understand. 😆😌 #TheGuysThatGetIt #GetIt
- Anyways, @tummblingTenet, I've finished setting up. LOL. ☺️☺️☺️
- Ever since mmy custodian left to take another charge, I've been feeling pretty vulnerable... thankfully, I know I'mm SUPER safe at your hive. 😆
!oh wow ALREAdY! i dIdNT exPect you to get your stuff so soon without any helP dO you want anything to dRINK <>
- Pfhhhgheeee no I'mm cool, bro. Just going to stand here mmotionlessly for a whole. Or sit. Yeah. Laying down knmm
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
i am neww to this showw but it sounds exactly up my alley i cannot wwait to see twwo casually engaged pitch mate bros dominate each other in front of their gourds!
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
I'm not interested in that and I'm *NXT* #Coming. ..But you should DM me. - MC Oleana
- Ohh, haha... if you're sure. I'll bring you back a mmug. If you want. 😀😅 - I'll troll you right now! #OmmwToYourInbox