♠ hated by @assistMint
｢kekeke~~ (ФωФ)｣
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
The inferna/ dedication that gets you everytime. You have my respect mighty warrior. May you and your oshi be together forever.
｢gyahhh!! i'm such a baka!! i should have known you weren't a gaijin! nyeh, megane-san is so gomen!(；ＴДＴ) 次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん! i, too, have traces of east alternian blood in me... kekeke~ ancestor-sensei was so atamai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: i don't even have to translate my epicsauze trollhongo! kekeke~ but, i will anyway! a gaijin is a stupid westerner. gomen means "megane-san is so sorry, tsurga-dono!" "次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん" is megane-san's prayer for forgiveness, a promise that he will never be clueless again in front of his hatchmate! kyugu! so silly, megane-san, idiot! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ oh, and atamai means "big panned"!]
｢gyuhh... a hater on my sacred, shrinal yakushoku... grr...𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖎 𝖔𝖋𝖋...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yakushoku means post!]
>:=D -H-OLY -H-OOFBEAST EXCREmENT, I -H-AVE NEVER SEEN mY NOTIFICATIONS BLOW UP IN SUC-H- LITTLE TImE. YOU GUYS ARE T-H-IRSTY FOR mY BLUE BOdY. NEIG-H-.
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
If TCS even sniffs in Assister HelPmeet's dIRECTION I am blowing the factory uP with us still INSIdE I dON't give a fuck.
!hes PaPPing me until the hive shakes kyaaaaah!haha just joking hes not here yet
chittr i NEEd you to helP me Please this FOUL dOUR AUSTERE UNPLEASANT SICKENING LUGUBRIOUS BEAST OF A WOMAN is trying to cast my BELOVEd new marionette of which i RESCUEd from the chilly SANdS of alternia back from whence it came YOU CANNOT LET HER WIN SHE IS THE ENEMY OF MIRTH PLEASE I JUST NEEd MY KULT TO REACH 5000 BEFORE SHE SUCCEEdS IN HER HATEFUL REIGN OF 10000 KULL ON MY PAGE
[ A long cut of Mint being gurneyed away off set, and into a private medicull transport buggy. He is smiling serenely, due to having outlasted Wrothe. And due to his head injury. ] - Bye Cheef - I love you - Miss yoiu already 😁😁☺️☺️ - Please look at mmy job app? Hahah a Oh thats an IV theyre putting a in my frondg. LOL #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @assistMint
#violence [#Wrothestorment goes out the same way it started, with a literal whimper instead of a bang. The shaky grain of his Huskberry displays a highly distorted video, a first person POV of a very shaky, very blurry escape. Barreling through warehouse corridors, his breath is heavy, audible. Shoes squeak, slip, towards the thin streaks of nightlight that escape around the edges of what he can only hope is the exit. All trials complete, no lessons learned, the hand still encapsulated in the Yucky Caejar(tm) extends. All at once, the screen streams with light. An audible tumble, the video spins as the camera lands lense-up towards the night sky. The jar has broken. Wrothe clasps his single caegar. Vinegar-drenched and beaten, he lays flat on the grass, finally free. He has work tomorrow.]
[ Mintyl has his elbows propped up on his knees, and head in his hands. He looks extra weary as he drags them down his face. ] - I'mm so f*cked. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
↗️THEY ARE ASKING YOU TO COVER AN OVERFLOW SHIFT AT THE STUPID IDIOT FACTORY.↗️ ↘️because you are their star employee there.↘️
↗️I AM ONLY ENGAGING YOU AT YOUR LEVEL, DELEGATING A TASK TO YOU THAT IS BEFITTING OF YOUR SKILLSET AND↗️ ↘️castely disposition.↘️ ↗️I KNOW YOU ARE NOT HATING FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE MUSCLE THREATER, WHEN YOU CANNOT EVEN GET IN.↗️ ↘️laughing out loud.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT EVEN ASHAMED, BECAUSE I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.↗️ ↘️i am engaging in acts of empirical thoughtfarming, pruning my thoughtsponge for unnecessary weakness and eliminating it by playing it on the public feed.↘️ ↗️AND NOW I WILL NEVER FEEL THESE URGES AGAIN.↗️ ↘️unlike you, who is, let me check↘️ ↗️FAR TOO OLD TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS↗️ ↘️still desperately trailing my numbers from behind.↘️ ↗️HOW DOES MY DUST TASTE, IDIOT?↗️ ↘️🤣🤣🤣🤣↘️
Canyouprint this and put it in wrothe's office for me?
↘️why do you never have a comeback for it.↘️ ↗️WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMPLACENT.↗️ ↘️is it because you realize that is where you belong.↘️
what’s your cred1t card number, just wanna check that out real qu1ck to make sure you’re tell1ng the truth here
>[Girl get the fuck down from your high hoofbeazzt.]<
[The camera focuses in on the crew of resident medicullers, a small commotion occurring as trolls maneuver around each other. A couple of tight zooms and dramatic musical swells reveals droplets of indigo blood, puddling on the floor. The chittering (chittr.ing) of tiny, grubby teeth play over a sharp fade to black. Tension hangs. Before it's immediately cut by Wrothe. In front of the main dining, he stands, bandages around various bites and nibbles. The predator instincts of their little charity cases was, apparently, activated by his sheer proximity to them. Showrunners had done nothing to dissuade their ravenous teething, seemingly only concerned with "the optics" and "how this guy has so many haters, the views are going to be off the charts". His throat clears.] ↗️I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT OUR TEAM TOOK THE GLORY.↗️ ↘️i was in my element. gelatinized meat product is the ultimate salarytroll's hack to swift protein delivery and long-term midshift meal preservation.↘️ ↗️OUR GENETIC FOREBARERS MUST HAVE USED THE SAME TACTICS SWEEPS AGO, BEFORE WRITTEN RECORD.↗️ ↘️it is a warrior's meal.↘️ [He suddenly appears indignant, nose raised upward the more commentary he provides.] ↗️WHY THEY DID NOT ELIMINATE MINTYL, I DON'T KNOW.↗️ ↘️they really took out the highblood contender in their team, instead of the troll who struggles to lift a full pot of water.↘️ ↗️IT IS A TACTICAL MISGIVING TO ELIMINATE A SUPERIOR, IN PLACE OF A SNIVELING INFERIOR.↗️ ↘️i would never admonish the chef.↘️ ↗️I AM IN SERVICE TO HIM.↗️ ↘️...↘️ [He looks away, arms crossed! The border of the screen glimmers with small sparkles, a light color seeping towards the center of the screen as he breathes.] ↗️I WONDER IF THEY ARE EXCESSIVELY CRUEL TO HIM IN THE DORMATORIES.↗️ ↘️that is my job.↘️ ↗️MY BITES HURT.↗️ ↘️their anticoagulant secretions sting.↘️ #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @gratuitousAnnuity
[ A minute and twenty-six seconds of Mintyl staring through the camera. A faint wheeze as he breathes. He sips a soda without breaking his castaway stare, and then suddenly gets up again. ] - Ogkay - Getting it together! 🖐️🥹 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[ Mint paces around the confessional both. Cut. He is slowly, rhythmically thunking his head against the wall of the booth in a moment of prolonged distress before suddenly seizing back to life, fitful and frenzied. ] - Oh-KAYYY, we just need to freaking get it together beforee it gets out of Hand! F*CK! Focus! [ He squeezes his head, and then remembers there is a camera in the room upon making eye contact with it. ] - 😀 - Is that... - Still recording... ... 😀😀 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[ Mintyl, wild-eyed and damp with cold, nervous sweat, wheezes into a brown paper bag. ] - Pfffhee - HOWww #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
↗️I DO NOT DO IT FOR THE MONEY.↗️ ↘️i do it out of passion.↘️
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
↘️i am not even about to bother with a diatribe regarding your senseless rating.↘️ ↗️I THINK MY TAG WILL SPEAK FOR ITSELF.↗️ ↘️#pitchbait.↘️
↘️if only i could be there.↘️ ↗️TO WATCH THE NUMBERS CHANGE, TO SEE THE INDICATIONS OF CAPITAL ROLLING IN.↗️ ↘️the sound of salarytrolls fumbling over their portfolios, as volatile as the fairybull and cholerbear markets.↘️ ↗️THE ONLY MUSIC BEING THE SWEET SOUND OF CAEGAR RUBBING TOGETHER IN A SUPERIORLY HEWN POCKET.↗️ ↘️her imperial stock exchange.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52b6758aa56b.jpg ↗️
Sickening. But fairly complimentary. Your job is still safe, for the time being. I appreciate that you've translated your filthy, esoteric craft into terms that are more familiar to me. - MC Oleana
Cheese and crackers the tact of these folks. Its like you were all raised by wolves! ..... and some of you probably WERE.
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
↗️THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING TO POLLUTE THE AIRSPACE BY STANDING STILL WITH YOUR POULTRY SEASONING ODOR.↗️
He applied to work at Macro Cullsmos, so I gave him a position. Well, I gave him a position, but he didn't like it. So I gave him a different one. - MC Oleana
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
@gratuitousAnnuity I have been permitted by CrockerCorp and Wrothe to review... Him. #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm not a big fan of this one! But let's get through it. Strength: 9! This is actually fantastic. Uhm. If not concerning for other reasons. Pliability: 0???? Uhm. Length: 6. It's... It's fine. But seems longer than it really should count for. Girth: 4: Respectable. I guess. X Factor: -1000000000000 I am so sorry. But. It's shaped like his.. Uhm. Stock arrow things? And I can feel it twitching. It-- it can't be comfortable. Feel free to deny it. It tastes like... caegars! Uhm. I only have a couple of them lying around. But when he secretes, the taste becomes closer to nickel? It smells like... Beer. No, really. I don't know why either! Hhh. It might be fun for some! He'd be an excellent jouster... But. Uhm. Not in my nook, please! Hhhf. Clearly, there's something to be worked on! Mmmmaybeificanputmymouthonit
yesssssss!!!!!!
↗️MY MASTICATION BONE ACHES WITH THE TASTE OF.↗️ ↘️mintt.↘️
↘️you are literally so starved for attention that you will say anything to get me into your aforementioned incoming box.↘️ ↗️YOUR CUSTODIAN SHOULD BE PERSONALLY ADMONISHED FOR LEAVING YOU SO NEGLECTED THAT YOU FEEL THE URGE TO ACT LIKE THIS.↗️ ↘️on a public forum, no less.↘️ ↗️PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DESPERATE, MISTER MINTYL.↗️ ↘️your pityfarming is literally too much for me.↘️
↗️DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BRING THAT VILE NONSENSE ONTO THIS POST.↗️ ↘️you know i literally do not operate with any exterior task open.↘️ ↗️MY BULBS ARE TRAINED TO THE EVER-SHIFTING DISPLAYS OF THE TRADING FLOOR, MY RETINAS ADHERED TO EVERY FLORESCENT SCREEN THAT MAY CLUE US INTO WHAT INVESTMENT IS MOST VIABLE.↗️ ↘️there is no grubtube or scuttlesurfers playing in the foreground.↘️ ↗️ALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️you literally cannot even conceptualize it.↘️ ↗️AT YOUR BIG AGE TOO.↗️
Dni: Hemophobic, Marvus Selfshippers, Anti-Empire, 'Cull all high bloods', Empress Kinnies, East Alternian pop stans, Under 6 sweeps, Think slurs can't be reclaimed, Are super into culling, Antilowblood, People who make having their quadrants filled their entire personality, Dont know basic concepts around activism (im not here to teach you) Rustbloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Bronzebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Goldenbloods: Ask to follow Olivebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Jadebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Tealbloods: Open Bluebloods: Ask to follow Indigobloods: Open Purplebloods: DNI Violetbloods: DNI Fuchsiablood: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒
I don't know why I bother posting, it just opens the floodgates for every amusement Andrea within chitting distance to try their hand at their new standup routine in my replies. And none of them are funny.
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
I'm not about to be whored out by my AI for some internet currency.
https://i.ibb.co/nWXjqDF/image.png Early reports indicate that Dirk Strider (@timaeusTestified#0414) has agreed to purchase and post himself the below articles should both his Kult and Kull reach 10K in a timely matter. Want your name on the collar? Become a #PlushRump subscriber to enter the raffle. You may also gift subs and upgrade your subscription tier for further tickets to increase your chance to win it all. #NSFW #RankBait.
you know what. Fine if you< moi<ail i? all that and a bag of c<i?p? @tumblingTenet hey a<e you f<ee tonight cold ?tuff? §)
im not jone?ing fo< you< moi<ail dude, <ega<dle?? of what p<onoun? ?he? u?ing. I ju?t think thi? i? ?omething <ank-?ama ?hould ?ee. Keep going
@a<chiveAddict a<e you ?eeing thi?. I? thi? anything. #inpublic!?!?!?
↗️YOU WOULD BE IMAGINING↗️ ↘️mounting↘️ ↗️WOULDN'T YOU.↗️
MY INTERNET JUST WENT XUT. @assistMint DID YXU DX THIS????? #Censorship #FreeSpeech - MC Oleana
↗️YOUR SECURITY MOAT WOULD NEED TO BE LEAGUES WIDE, TO PROTECT YOUR INSANELY FRAGILE, INFERIOR BODY.↗️ ↘️i will help begin your hunt for island properties shortly.↘️ ↗️MAYBE WE CAN DO THE HONEST THING, AND JUST SORT OF MAROON YOU THERE.↗️
†) LE7'S GAE HUN7IN 7HEN. AH'LL BE 7H' HOON7ER. YE BE 7H' BEAR. ME WI7 MAH CLAYMORE. YE NAKED, FEARFUL, RUNNIN' AS HARD AS YER FEE7 WILL 7AKE YE. WE'LL MAKE A DA7E OO7 O' I7, MU77. <3< #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
for the good of president barak trollbama i gotta send an air strike to every striders location
↗️PLEASE DO NOT COMPARE THE STOCK MARKET TO SOMETHING AS LOWLY AND ALSO MENIAL AS HOOFBEAST BETTING.↗️ ↘️there is an assurance in hoofbeast betting that at least one of them will win.↘️ ↗️SOMETIMES, NOBODY WINS ANYTHING FROM THE MARKET.↗️ ↘️is that not literally amazing.↘️ ↗️I, OF COURSE, HAVE SUCH A DIVERSE AND INSATIABLE PORTFOLIO THAT CAEGAR NATURALLY FIND THEIR WAY TO MY POCKETS, BUT I KNOW FOR OTHER SORROWFUL INVESTORS, IT IS WORTHLESS FOR THEM TO EVEN TRY.↗️
◥▶◀◤ —> What?
K--<@gratuitousAnnuity have you considered starting a hedge fund? i would invest
!yeah! he kePt having me bounce on it so all i COULd say was guh i even fell off once so he HAd to Put me back on ANd make sure i STAYEd
“Simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures. Simple in actions and thoughts, you return to the source of being. Patient with both friends and enemies, you accord with the way things are. Compassionate toward yourself, you reconcile all beings in the world.” *Excerpt from Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu
i want @assistMint so bad it makes me look stupid
live long enough for me to shove the fact that you said “me too” to possible feelings of pity/hate/friendsickness
K--<so @tumblingTenet is the moirail of @assistMint. spent 2 whole minutes sleuthing his profile to learn this. @temptedAnoxia
☆ straight we just gotta exeKute this guy☆
not as gross as that sh1t you sa1d on candy day. that sh1t haunts me st1ll for some fuck1ng reason
↗️THANK YOU FOR MAKING A COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND ALSO ENTIRELY MALADJUSTED POST. I LITERALLY TREMBLED AT MY DESK FOR A MINUTE UPON READING THESE UTTERLY NONSENSICAL LINES OF TEXT, OF WHICH MEAN LITTLE TO ME IN THE LONGRUN.↗️ ↘️another smash flop from the king of failures himself, mintyl.↘️ ↗️INCREDIBLE WORK ON THE FIELD, PROFESSOR USELESS.↗️
↘️okay whatever.↘️
When Wrothe Aiaray dies we are popping the biggest fucking bottles.
TAKING A POLL. <3 - KAWOSHIN <> - SASUNARU <3< - LAWLIGHT c3< - ZOSAN
↗️I LITERALLY USE GOREGLE CHROME, YOU HALFPAN.↗️ ↘️i took and published my results like everyone else, fairly. contest the fact that i am an alpha all you like, it does not change the fact that i have been given an adequately befitting title.↘️ ↗️I HEARD IT MEANS SOMETHING GOOD, ANYWAY.↗️
i fear you sound like you're really into hardcore bulge busting now #nsfwe
↗️WHAT IS THIS.↗️
By reading this, you have decided to participate in a little game. In your home, hive, vehicle, workplace, wherever you are reading this from. I have hidden something. It is imperative you find it. Thank you for #playing this fine day.
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
For the record, I'm just takin @adiosToreador hivve so he doesn't risk sunburn again.
↗️I HAVE WITNESSED, FOR THE FIRST TIME, A CONCERT FEATURING THE PERFORMING ARTIST MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.↗️ ↘️it was an experience generally in the positive, barring when i was physically accosted by someone of vast superiority and status.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT WAS LARGELY ALSO ENJOYABLE TO ME AND I HAVE LEARNED AND GROWN SO MUCH FROM THAT EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️i have several pills in my pocket.↘️
↗️I LITERALLY JUST DID.↗️
↘️cease bouncing on me.↘️
ARE YOU A WIGGLER? GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE GAME
oH, oKAY, sORRY, i WILL TRY TO STOP, dOING THAT THEN, i WOULD NOT WANT US, tO START HAVING SOME SORT OF, mUTUAL DISLIKE, oF EACH OTHER, aFTER ALL, }:)
wHAT WAS, tHE MOMENT?
oKAY, cONSIDER IT, fORGOTTEN! }:)
oKAY, i HOPE YOU, fIND SOMEONE, tO DO THAT, fOR YOU,
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
You like my hat, girl?
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
~nook is better. hop off the vveird aliens
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
~you’re really cute for a rusty
no i bought it
[m1dbl00d sustenance.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0dt0g.png]
↗️LITERALLY DESERVED.↗️ ↘️if you can't be passionately embroiled in your job, you need to be reduced to some kind of biological drivel, like a stain or large puddle. or you should be beaten with a cane or folded umbrella, or some kind of other blunt and punishing instrument.↘️ ↗️THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING.↗️
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
thII2 ha2 GOT two be a bIIt II cant take thII2 2hIIt 2erIIou2ly
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
Thank you for your response! I will pass on your information to the culling drones. - MC Oleana
x.nobody bu♱ you ♱ro𐕣𐕣 gerard way.............. <3.x
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
took it there about 2 weeks ago, but you weren't on top of the audits
honestly, nothing about me is subtle, but clearly your aggressive marketing isn't subtle either
i'm a secret shopper i fear your location has received a 0%
on the potty with my phone now it really is shittr
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
okay well im going to keep saying it because art is more important than licenses. i am doing art here.