Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm ๐๐๐๏ธ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutionsโwhere your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! ๐
- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐ช๐ช #HandlingMyZzzs
There Is Something So Wrong With You. Sleep Well. #positive
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- It's like being in a jar... ๐๐
- Hi, Chchow! To be frank? I amm feeling pretty freaking soothed right now. So I sure hope I don't! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐
- Gee! Thanks, Larkso! I think. ๐
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. ๐๐
That's hot.
We Could Share Holding A Piece Of Living Pickle In A Fork And The Both Of Us Bite Into It Into A Kiss...
You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
- Hi.
why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
- Oh. #Kidding.
- I would never deign mmyself as being able to tell a womman what to do on the basis of anything. Because that's just the kind of mman I amm. ๐ - But please. - Please not in mmy yard. ๐๐๐๐๐ #Suggestive #SuggestingIt
Oops.
- It's alright. ๐๐๐๐ It's alright now. Ladies. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations
The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:
- PLEASE DON''T. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
- I'mm your ancestor's BEST STOOGE. ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซก๐ซก
- Ermm. Why are you "gooning for" an oliveblood, Wrothe? Care to explain to mme your commplicated feelings about mmy ancestor...??? You know, THE MIDKNIGHT? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #MidGoons #Weird
- Like the mmidway between a henchtroll and a squire. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซก
โ๏ธi am using the royal you.โ๏ธ โ๏ธAS IN, I AM SERVICING THE ROYAL YOU.โ๏ธ โ๏ธwhich means that i am servicing a royal, in general.โ๏ธ
- Hey, bro. I just wanted to let you know that the FUNNIEST thing off the nursery planet is going to be the mmomment when you realize that your dreamms are MY reality... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #PolishingHisHarpoonAsWeSpeak #HandlingIt
โ๏ธI WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.โ๏ธ
- This "hemmodredge" gets to show his lowly nubs to the mmost royal warmmongers on this side of the mmost immperially relevant asteroid belts. And wait on themm Hand and nub, by the way. ๐๐ - Keep practicing, buddy. I'mm sure they'll take you off the bench sommenight. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
โ๏ธyou are utterly disgusting.โ๏ธ
- Yeah, bro. Sure. Disgusting to you. But who would I be to trust an indigo's discernmment over a freaking violet's? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ - I know you're mmalding, bro. If you do yourself a favor and admmit it, I mmight even give the Orphaner mmy "regards" for you. ๐๐
I believe it~. I have seen what you are capable of~.
- Umm. Thank you, Sir Castio. PLEASE, don't mmention it. And by "it," I mmean, anything specific Pickles I Handled. ๐๐๐คฃ๐
- Why'd he call her "Handy" though... ๐คฃ๐คฃ #MeAndHatchmmate
- I'mm sorry. #HatchmmateAndMyself #PuttingWommenFirst
IT'S OKAY. BEHIND YOU IS ALSO A SOUND STRATEGIC POSITION.
- Oh! I will. Respect whichever position you choose to take, Bosslady! ๐๐๐๐ซก
- LOL... that's TRUE... ๐คฃ๐คฃ #Truth #OfficeTruths
MINTYL hoq cna i be lik.e you tlel me TELL MW u r da fkcuvjng bbezt i admreie u
- Uh... - This is a bit of a late response on mmy end. But did you still... want that? ๐
YEA
- Rrrrrrrrreally?????? ๐๐ - Genuinely and truly? You're not pulling mmy frond?
There may actually be two or even three funerals tonight. #byemister
Are you suggesting we bury Palind and Mr. Tsurga? That seems a bit eXtreme. - MC Oleana
Mintyl would die at a funeral, wouldn't he? Always on that damn grind.
- Hi,
- PLEASE DON'T.
- NOT INTENTIONALLY