Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm 👋😁🖇️ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutions—where your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! 🙌
- OK. Actually? 😆😆😆 What?🤣🤣
My glory, your moves~! Your style~! Your plucky enthusiasm~!
- I, uh! 🤣🤣 I don't remmemmber doing this! LOL!
pxst-cxncussive retrxgrade amnesia. - xx
- Umm. Hello. What? 😀
a straightfxrward medicull explanatixn fxr being unable tx recall running arxund like a headless cluckbeast shxrtly befxre taking several blxws tx the nug. - xx
- Uh, right. 😆😆 Except this would never happen to mme! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Had to do it to my bro @assistMint. Sorry, bud. Can't be giving the impression that I play favorites unless you're some kind of frilly pink genius. 🌐 - Highblood mmanager getting yelled at commpilation 🌐 - Olives in charge 😅😅 🌐 - Bulk paper clips 🌐 - Mignon alternate ending 🌐 - Office hatemmance 🌐 - "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; An Assortmment Of Bodily Throws Is Included, Along With Feint Punches; The Hosts Are Wearing Meager Ammounts Of Clothing As Not To Interfere With Sight of Their Musclature; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" Leaks 🌐 - New emmoji invented? 🌐 - Nearing mmy breaking point emmoji 😀😀😀 \></ #GoregleWrapped
- Man. COME ON. 😀😀😀😀 - Is nothing sacred anymmore - Do the hallowed frigging bonds between bros mmean NOTHING to you? Because I amm starting to think. That's the case 😂😂😂😂😀
｢(o´∀｀o) konnichiwa, minasan! megane has been syo bwusy... Σ(ﾟд`*;) kyuh! his horno has been in stasis....... for too long!!! (∩´∀｀)∩ kekeke... (ФωФ) nyat anymoar! (｀∀´) l-let's go, kirihorn!｣ ｢kyuuu....｣ ｢kyuuuuuu........｣ ｢kyutie...........｣ ｢BEAMU!!!!!!!(づ｣ v ｢)づ♡ﾟ･:*:･｡☆｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHHHAHAH!!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ HAI HAIIII, SORA!!! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san's back in akushon~!!★ (ノ∀≦。)ノtonighto's #waifuification comes tokubetsu! keke... this episode is nyall about bara-chan! @gallivantingGourmand (^O^)｣ ｢bara-chan is a classic example of a josei asurīto! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ her physique might be hardened, but her kokoro... is choto squishy!! (ФωФ) keke... like other things~. bara-chan is an unusual dere archetype, a rare teasedere! (*´∇｀)ﾉ a teasedere is a kyutiegirl who wuvs to be flirty with eburibody she can find! (∩´∀｀)∩ kyahhh!!! this makes megane-san feel... choto special! (☆∀☆) keke... even though bara-chan talkies to other bois... (￣ー+￣) megane-san knyows she sukis him the most...｣ ｢that's why (ФωФ) she begged megane to make her a kyutie.｣ ｢bara-chan... kongan shita...｣ ｢megane-san｣ ｢make bara-chan kachigaru. (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san obeys!!! (●’∇’) kyah, he'd do anything for a kyutie in need! └( ﾟ∀ﾟ)┘ he can't help it! (°▽°) HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELFU EEEEEEE!!!!!!!｣ ｢keh. (≧ヘ≦ ) snap yourself out of it, megane. (´⊂_｀；) okie, futsu nyow.｣ ｢bara-chan's most nyotable attribute is her oppai, which she shows off to get what she wants! (ФωФ) her secret technique is... oppai oppai kurukuru HYPNOSIS!!! ヽ(´∀｀≡´∀｀)ﾉ ah! ah! her unbreakable gaze, her control! she won't let you go, if you see her oppai!!! gyahhh!!! total oppai control!!｣ ｢pantsu! bara-chan might come off as the type of joshi who wears nyo pantsu, byuttt~~ megane knyows better than that! (・ε・ ) bara-chan wikes the chase. ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ bara-chan wants to feel hunted, like... a ken toshi is hunted by the brave tora!!!! (人´3｀*) syo, she wears something as a prize for her aijin! (〃´▽`) kekeke.... bara-chan...｣ ｢( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wears sheer black pantsu, with the crotch missing.｣ ｢KYAHHHHH!!! Σ(・∀・；) it's just so hentai!!! yare yare, bara-chan... (´ε ｀ ) you make megane's nose bleed!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! gomen for megane's disappearance. (´ﾉω；`) he sprained his kyutiehorn watching chitch clippies~ (￣з￣) sora means "yosh, let's go!" akushon means ACTION! (*ﾟーﾟ) lesa go! (*/∀＼*) tokubetsu means special! ahhnn~ hai! bara-chan... wanted to be so special... josei asurīto means "athletic woman" and is a somewhat common east alternian build! (*ゝω･*)these girls are often seen in a white shirt and tiny shortos, running track or accidentally dropping a sportballs because their armies are too weak! (っ´ω｀)っ nyehhhhh~! (｢- sound they make) kekek! kokoro means pusher arigato. suki means wuv. kongan shita means (ФωФ) begged. bara-chan begged. pleaded. megane will make her something great. kachigaru. something great. something special. (ФωФ) futsu means normal. (￣▽￣;) sorry, megane lost control of his wuvvins! (。-∀-) ken toshi is a gladiator, like bara-chan! (￣з￣) chased by the great and powerful... tora! or striped purrbeast, kekeke. (*´∀｀*) aijin means.... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ lover. megane knyows about this. (´ﾍ｀；) kyeh. syo many people want megane to neto their rare!]
- I don't know. I just don't know anymmore. 😂😂😂 Can I be real with you, olivebro? 😆😆 I'mm starting to think you're a lost cause. And I genuinely don't know what to do about it. - I seriously think you should start getting ready for the reproductive drones. 🙏 Get your affairs in order and everything. I mmean, you probably should've started doing that about a sweep ago. But better late than never, right? 🤣 LOL. 🙁 - Feel free to reach out if you need a Hand with your last will and testamment. I'll even consider giving you a discount since you'll probably be culled kind of like immmminently or sommething. Hope this Helps! 🤗🤗😐
Sensei, this is beau~tiful~!~!~! You truly have a way with words, even if I don't understand all of them~. It is true, sensei, that I suki you most of all~~~~~. O~U Though I do not recall begging~. That doesn't sound like something I would do~. ~.~.~.But the art~.~.~.~. Masterful~! This is exactly what I would look like, were I a fair maiden~! These images will surely haunt my imagination long into the light~! Ha~ha~! ~.~.~. Is that cobalt girl supposed to be Runnit~?
｢┐(´∀｀)┌｣ ｢onegai! (´～｀) nyever lie on megane.｣
Oh~.~.~. haha~.~.~. would you look at that~. Well, what one man calls begging, another calls using his feminine wiles~.
- Oh. Huh. 😀
- OKAY. OKAY. 🤣🤣 I GET THE PICTURE. 😂😂😂😂 I GET IT. YOUR EXPLANATION WAS ENTIRELY THOROUGH. THANKS. 😀👍
- What
↘️what is that.↘️↘️
i feel a sense of dread...
- What? What are you talking about. 😂😂
- Hey, bro. You DON'T need to worry. 😂😂
- Yes... I DID get stuck in the supply closet for a wipe. 🤣🤣 But I was still able to do mmy Job in there with enough Efficacy that literally no one even fr**king noticed. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆👍 THANKS GUYS.
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- Hah! My back hurts! 🖐️😆😆🤣🤣
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Quite impressive, but [][]ow did you survive? Moreover, [][]ow did you get out if no one noticed? T[][]e w[][]ole situation is quite concerning.
- I found a paper clip! Super Handy, amm I right?? 😆😆
- Haha! I'mm scared of those! 😂😂
its common knowwledge that eridans are drawwn to piggly wwigglies like beasts to slaughter but wwhat the amateur doesnt knoww is that my stalwwart stompers disguise a pair a most elegant strut pods wwith perfect proportions an the butteriest a soles
i wwas gonna respond wwith another racist screed but honestly it feels like all the bigotry has left my body an been replaced wwith goo horrible horrible goo wwhat makes you wwant to feed your flesh to the gapin mawws of a million wwicked angels howw long did it take you to put out that slop an wwhy am i the bottom wwe both knoww youd be the one takin it
｢it takes megane-san roku minutes to produce one moving sashin of his kyuties. (*￣ー￣)/ if he works weally hawd. (*´∀｀*) kekekeke~｣ ｢(*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san is the seme! because... (； ･`ω･´) ah... eto... (；^∀^) megane-san doesn't really like bois unless they're fembois~ (；゜∀゜) b-byut!! gyahhh... eri-chan is kind of like a kyutiegirl! (；^∀^) h-he's kind of... (ФωФ) kawaii......｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!~☆ (ﾟ∀ﾟ 三 ﾟ∀ﾟ) hai! hai! minasan! eri-chan is a femboi! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) kyutie kyutie ky.... kyuke beamu!!! ( ≧∀≦)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane time is different from normie time! (ФωФ) kyahhh~ nyobody has even asked about megane-san's timestop ability! (；ﾟдﾟ) n-nyaht that he uses it for anything perverted!!!! (゜_゜;) m-megane-san, get a hold of yourself!! (,,・д・) kyah~~~... roku means six! ( ´ー`) seme means megane-san is the top when he approaches eri-chan, which makes her the uke! (*/∀＼*) which means... kekekeke~~ megane-san's bottom~~☆ eeeee!!! (*ﾉ∀｀*) fufufufu, eri-chan's tsundere is tamed by megane-san's firm prongies~ (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ kyah!! minasan mean everyone! (* ´ ▽ ` *) eburibody, look at eri-chan's kyutiesquirm!]
- Better himm than mme. Better himm than mme. Better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢(*^3(*^o^*)｣
- Is that supposed to be us
- I
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) kissy.｣
- YOU STOP THAT! CUT THAT STUFF RIGHT THE H*LL OUT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀
- I have had it up to HERE with you. You
- You know what! 😀😁 Ok! Sure! 😄
｢kekekeke~ megane-san is taking a kyuka from his usual #waifuification to be... (ФωФ) kekeke.... nyaughty!!! (｀∀´) his sticky prongles dyon't stop~ kyaaaa!!! (〃´ω`〃) thinking about eri-chan @caligulaAscendit makes boku doki doki!! megane's kokoro won't stop! (゜∀。) ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan are you watching ai-chan hai ai-chan megane missed you syo much (´；ω；`) kyuka means break! (´･ω･｀) kokoro means pusher, and doki doki means it won't stop going... da dan... da dan... da dan!!! (≧▽≦)]
- HAHAHAHAHA! YES! aYesss! Ye styes YES! TAKE HIM!!! You can HAVE himm! BETTER HIM THAN ME! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
- Holy mmoly. Holy fr**king f**k, that RESUME of yours is ABSURD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh nnintyl... your posts are like a balnn to nny dried and exhausted ganderbulbs.
- Ahaha. Shucks! 😆 You mmean it?