THE IMPOSTER.
@carcinoGenexplosion
CURRENTLY CHITTING FROM PRISON, DON'T ASK. THE SAME TAG AS ON TROLLIAN. HE/IT/THEY. DMS OPEN. (ooc) (i should clarify this is a much more tame and tired version of karkat so dont expect too much)
FAIR WARNING FOR THE FUTURE: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, I *WILL* TAKE A WHILE TO RESPOND. IT'S A BUSY LIFE SITTING AROUND AND DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
STILL NOT DEAD YET, THANK GOG. BUT SOME WEIRD SHIT HAS BEEN HAPPENING SO I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY WITH ALL THAT. I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOON, MAYBE.
I SHOULD CHECK IF MY FRIENDS HAVE POSTED MORE OFTEN, I'VE MISSED A LOT.
what's up, greencrab? 8V
EVERYTHING SUCKS.
:o(
FYI. VAGUE POSTING DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL WHEN THE TROLL IT'S DIRECTED AT IS YOUR FRIEND, AND CAN LITERALLY GO TO THE FRIENDS TAB. BOOM. CHIT'S RIGHT THERE. IT'S FUNNY THOUGH, I'M NOT COMPLAINING. #VAGUEPOSTING
I WONDER WHAT *MY* HUMAN NAME WOULD BE. I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO REALLY THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.
-=[robobert_☺]=-
"How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to hand combat at once? They're not trained in martial arts but they fear neither pain nor death." - @feelinFoxy FROM MY ASK FORM. MANY.
I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers
CMON MAN YOU JU2T ADM1TTED YOURE TURN1NG 1NTO A W1MP, YOURE GETT1NG YOUR A22 *6EAT*.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAYS, BUT IF I *NEEDED* TO.
1 KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY W1GGLER2 YOU COULD TAKE 1N A F1GHT. 1LL NEVER TELL.
In Case You Get Mistaken For A Toddler And Dragged Into A Toddler Fight Ring
THIS *VERY* POSSIBLE CHANCE MAKES ME HOPE THERE'S NEVER A TIME WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A TODDLER. OR MULTIPLE.
"ARE YOU GETT1NG JACKED 1N PR12ON OR WHAT?" - @glaukopisCanary FROM MY ASK FORM. NO. IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING TO EAT AND I DON'T GET VERY ACTIVE. I'M JUST KEPT HIDDEN AWAY. MOSTLY. SO YEAH, NOT A WHOLE LOT GOING ON THERE.
YOU 2HOULD 2TART CRAWL1NG ALONG THE WALL2 L1KE THAT 6ANNED 6OOK A6OUT THE YELLOW WALLPAPER. THATD GET THE 6LOOD PUMP1NG!
I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT MANY QUESTIONS ON MY FORM. THOUGH AT THE SAME TIME I'M NOT AT ALL. IT'S BETTER TO LET THE DYING AND DOOMED REST, RIGHT? ANYWAYS. THIS IS BASICALLY ALL I CHIT ABOUT. ISN'T THAT CRAZY. https://forms.gle/bQ1WTLNXo1ewWPLJ7
🤔💭📉👥😶 🤝🛋️🤔🤨🚫
(^･ω･^) < SENDING YOU SOME OF THE GOOD NIP!!! #SUBSTANCE
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T THINK I CAN UNSEND IT!!!
CONSIDER THEY WOULDN'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT ANYWAYS. IT'S STILL NICE THAT YOU WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUGH. I GUESS.
😊✨💓🙌
I'VE BEEN BUSY. BUT HERE'S YET ANOTHER CHIT ABOUT MY FORM WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME LITERALLY *ANYTHING* BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE FOR SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. https://forms.gle/7rG8gncQ4GCdPfkE7
☆ I see you got a couple more trolls to chitchat with... that's wonderful! ☆
I GUESS. IT WON'T REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR MY CURRENT SITUATION, BUT IT'S A LOT BETTER HAVING A WAY TO COMMUNICATE LIKE THIS. I HAVE MORE FREEDOM TO SAY WHAT I WANT. *AND* I DO GET TO SEE NEW FACES, EVEN IF THEY AREN'T REALLY HERE. SO YEAH IT'S PRETTY NICE.
"(^･ω･^) < ARE YOU ALLOWED VISITORS AND IF SO HOW MANY!!! (^･ω･^) < ALSO DO YOU WANT TO READ MY FANFICS??? I HAVE PLENTY OF ALL VARIETIES!!!" "(^･ω･^) < YOU ALREADY SAW MY POST ABOUT BOTHERING OTHER VERSIONS OF YOU!!! (^･ω･^) < I WILL PESTER YOU UNLESS YOU TELL ME TO STOP!!!" - @shipaholicDevotee FROM MY ASK FORM. I AM. YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MANY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I ONLY USUALLY GET ONE ANYWAYS. AS FOR YOUR FANFICS. SURE. IT'S SOMETHING TO DO, SO I WON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT READING. AND THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND. GO AHEAD.
ANOTHER CHIT ADVERTISING THIS STUPID FORM BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. https://forms.gle/chixbM3XsTFMk1KPA
"RYXaare yyou aagainst tthe eempire? bbeing mmutated. aand aall.XYR" "RYXmmutation iis aa bblessing iin ddisguise.XYR" - @archidaePtero FROM MY ASK FORM. I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE. I GUESS I SHOULD BE, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO THINK ABOUT THERE THAT I'D REALLY LIKE *NOT* TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW. SO FOR NOW THIS IS GOING UNANSWERED. AND OKAY. IF YOU BELIEVE SO.
I'M ALMOST ALWAYS BORED. NO THANKS TO THE FACT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT SIT AND WAIT. AND MAYBE LAUGH. SOMETIMES.
｢kekeke... you're just like her...｣
MY PAN HURTS WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH TO BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW. I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER.
APOLOGIES FOR ALL THE VAGUEPOSTING AND SADPOSTING I HAVE DONE AND *WILL* BE DOING IN THE FUTURE. IT JUST COMES NATURALLY IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION. SO, I'M NOT REALLY SORRY AT ALL, ACTUALLY. LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.
MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
☆ I heard so much about you! A technical way of speaking, since he doesn't really talk... I was hoping to find you ☆
INTERESTING. AND WHAT FOR. THERE'S NOT EXACTLY MUCH I CAN GIVE OR TELL YOU.
☆ Luckily for you, darling, because I wasn't looking for anything I was merely hoping to met you, since you seem to be so special for Mummerer. So, if you want of course, may I come to visit you? ☆
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I *AM* GOING TO SLEEP SOON, THOUGH, SO IT'S PROBABLY BETTER TO WAIT ON THAT.
☆ Oh, already? My apologies, I tend to play on stage until late so my sleep schedule is messed up! Then I'll delay our meeting until tomorrow, if you are available ☆