THE IMPOSTER.: ""How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to…" | chittr

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@carcinoGenexplosion[CG]

"How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to hand combat at once? They're not trained in martial arts but they fear neither pain nor death." - @feelinFoxy FROM MY ASK FORM. MANY.

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@gardenAffiliate[GA]

I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers

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Songbird Sootnose

@glaukopisCanary[GC]

CMON MAN YOU JU2T ADM1TTED YOURE TURN1NG 1NTO A W1MP, YOURE GETT1NG YOUR A22 *6EAT*.

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@carcinoGenexplosion[CG]

YOU NEVER KNOW.

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@carcinoGenexplosion[CG]

I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAYS, BUT IF I *NEEDED* TO.

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Songbird Sootnose

@glaukopisCanary[GC]

1 KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY W1GGLER2 YOU COULD TAKE 1N A F1GHT. 1LL NEVER TELL.

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@carcinoGenexplosion[CG]

WOW. CRUEL.

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@gardenAffiliate[GA]

In Case You Get Mistaken For A Toddler And Dragged Into A Toddler Fight Ring

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@carcinoGenexplosion[CG]

THIS *VERY* POSSIBLE CHANCE MAKES ME HOPE THERE'S NEVER A TIME WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A TODDLER. OR MULTIPLE.

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@feelinFoxy[FF]

Cop out answer not even a ballpark number