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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis

BIGENDER WHATEVER THE FUCK HE/SHE KINGHT OF BLOOD ALL OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DEAL ALREADY ♥︎ - DAVE "QUEER" STRIDER [@turndeadGodthriller] ♦ - N/A ♠︎ - N/A ♣ - N/A

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 393Kull Score: 3458 followers5 following

YOU KNOW I NEVER GOT THE MAID DRESS AND BIGENDER BADGES I ASKED FOR...

Kult: +11
Total: 11

YOU EVER WANT TO ASK SOMEONE AND/OR REMIND THEM ABOUT SOMETHING YOU ASKED FOR OR THEIR PROGRESS ON IT BUT FEEL LIKE OF YOU DO YOUD COME OF ASS RUDE/RUSHING/PRESSURING THEM?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THIS SOFT HOPECORE BULLSHIT "THINGS WILL GET BETTER EVENTUALLY" I WANNA SEE REAL HOPECORE THE "I WILL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF HELL WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS AND MAKE THINGS BETTER MYSELF" TYPE OF HOPECORE

Kult: +47
Kull: +25
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.88
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@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO i think both have their place¡ sometimes you have to be patient and sometimes you have to out-stubborn the whole universe''' awawa'''' =oXO

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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@extantLichen[EL]

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ The block and ignore buttons are free to use. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

I THINK YOU MISSED THE POINT OF THIS POST

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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Perhaps I did. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Things will get better because I will survive until they do <3 #justdontgotoodeepintohopecore #fightingthosemanicthoughtsontheDAILY #couldbeotherproblemsthough #wehoperegardless

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> In as non 100d a way as possible D --> Maid dresses are very pretty D --> I am primarily talking of the long, ankle length ones that swish a lot in this instance

Kult: +45
Kull: +12
Total: 57
Ratio: 3.75
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ YES AGREED YOU dearest xhum get it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Yes D --> You get it too I know D --> You even have the little glasses that suit the 100k so well

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HOW MUCH LONGER NOW MY BADGES THAT I ASKED FOR

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

didnt you ask literally just fucking yesterday

CHECK MY LAST POST

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

i cant im sorry im too impatient to let it load

YEAH SAME

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

based just sit tight though little goober im sure your badge is inbound

Kull: +2
Total: 2

NOTHING LIKE WAITING AS AN IMPATIENT LITTLE SHIT

IM VERY GLAD JUNIOR DOESNT JUDGE

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@imJunior I HAVE 1 NORMAL QUESTION AND 1 WEIRD QUESTION. IS THERE A BI-GENDER BADGE? AND IS THERE... A MAID/MAID DRESS RELATED BADGE?

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
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@imJunior[IJ]

Hmmm... #juniordoesnothavethese #butjuniorcanmakethem! #somedelayexpected #acceptable?

Kult: +15
Total: 15
@imJunior[IJ]

DELAY IS ACCEPTABLE I WOULD NOT WISH TO PRESSURE NOR RUSH YOU JUNIOR

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ALSO DONT LET A BITCH TELL YOU YOU CANT AURA FARM IN A MAID DRESS

Kult: +50
Kull: +30
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.67
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@notthatMysterious[NM]

Maid dresses are "aura".

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

no printer just FAX!!!!

DEBATABLE

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

If you have evidence to the contrary go for it. But in my opinion the confidence to wear a maid outfit and own it is immediately "aura" in a sense.

I LOST AURA WHEN THEY GOT ME

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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I am not sure what this means, but alright.

GREAT THERE ARE TWO CRONII FOLLOWING ME AND I CAN LIKELY GUESS FUCKING WHY

Kult: +7
Total: 7

THEY GOT ME. [ATTACHED IS AN IMAGE OF KARKAT STANDING IN HIS HIVE WEARING A MAID DRESS WITH A SCOWL ON HER FACE]

Kult: +87
Kull: +45
Total: 132
Ratio: 1.93
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@gardenGamma[GG]

yaaaaay! you look very distinguished <3

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
@gardenGamma[GG]

SURE...

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < hell yeah

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

oh hell yes.

EW NO FUCK OFF. ILL FUCKING PEPPER SPRAY YOU.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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;)

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@ultimateGenarch[UG]

OH MY???

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

THEY GOT ME.

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@ultimateGenarch[UG]

THEY GOT YOU.

FIRST THEY ASK IF YOURE SCARED. NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEYRE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR WITH A MAID DRESS IN HAND.

Kult: +34
Kull: +15
Total: 49
Ratio: 2.27
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

ITSS TO GET YOU TO CA/M DOWN >83 WEAR THE DRESSSS >83

OH NO.

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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

DO IT >83

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MAID OUTFITS IM SCARED.

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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Bad Squishy!
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ xause its so fuxking funny

why are yꙮu scared? dꙮ yꙮu think yꙮu'll be put in ꙮne? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

IT IS VERY MUCH A FUCKING POSSIBILITY.

cꙮꙮl. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

FUN FACT: LALONDES SUCK AT NAMING.

Kult: +97
Kull: +90
Total: 187
Ratio: 1.08
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Sorrow.
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I will respond with a hearty NUH UH.

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And yet, neither of your other guardians intervened.

EXACTLY.

Kult: +5
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@canineRebel[CR]

if it helps they named hairy asshole. I MEAN harry.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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It doesn't help, it only makes it a8undantly clear that Karkat is correct.

MY ROSE HASNT EVEN REALLY GIVEN A NAME TO HER GRUB YET. EVEN WITH HER TWO WIVES TO HELP WITH NAMING! YOU SUCK AT NAMING!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Lavender Menace
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Sara Selected
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Keep me out of that bag, though. I don't plan on having offspring. And I certainly would name them an okay name.

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ YOU TAKE THAT BAXK THE NAME VODKA MUTINI HAS SO MUXH DEPTH AND LAYERS TO IT DOT DOT DOT AND ITS WONDERFUL OK QUESTION MARK OK

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I MEANT CHILD NAMES NOT CAT NAMES THE LALONDES ARE ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AT NAMING ANIMALS.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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Clicker Frenzy
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Keykeeper
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ alright fair enough xontinue shaming them for their bad xhild naming xhoixes

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU KNOW YOU CAN CALL ME A LITTLE BITCH OR WHATEVER BUT STORMS ARE ACTUALLY KINDA FUCKING SCARY. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE ALONE AND RIGHT NEXT TO A FUCKING WINDOW.

Kult: +37
Kull: +25
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.48
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
verifiably kitty
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Keykeeper
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ agreed dot dot dot #notfond of storms espexially not when theres thunder and lightning dot dot dot and high winds

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU'R3 4 L1TTL3 B1TCH!

Kull: +5
Total: 5

AT LEAST IM HONEST.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Y34H, HON3STLY 4 L1TTL3 B1TCH! >:]

DAMN I DONT THINK ILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ONE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WOW I JUST GOT HERE AND THIS SITE SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL PLACE.

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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@canineRebel[CR]

pats shoulder.

@canineRebel[CR]

SERIOUSLY I GET ON AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS YOUR POST. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE???

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first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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@canineRebel[CR]

what isnt. thats just how it is. but those are rare occasions. overall the place is nice.