Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis

BIGENDER WHATEVER THE FUCK HE/SHE KINGHT OF BLOOD ALL OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DEAL ALREADY ♥︎ - DAVE "QUEER" STRIDER [@turndeadGodthriller] ♦ - N/A ♠︎ - N/A ♣ - N/A

Blood: AnonymousAge: 28 years13 sweepsKult Score: 367Kull Score: 3258 followers 5 following

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THIS SOFT HOPECORE BULLSHIT "THINGS WILL GET BETTER EVENTUALLY" I WANNA SEE REAL HOPECORE THE "I WILL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF HELL WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS AND MAKE THINGS BETTER MYSELF" TYPE OF HOPECORE

Kult: +47

Kull: +25

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.88

=oXO ormici =oXO

@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO i think both have their place¡ sometimes you have to be patient and sometimes you have to out-stubborn the whole universe''' awawa'''' =oXO

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

@extantLichen[EL]

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ The block and ignore buttons are free to use. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

I THINK YOU MISSED THE POINT OF THIS POST

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𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

@extantLichen[EL]

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Perhaps I did. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Things will get better because I will survive until they do <3 #justdontgotoodeepintohopecore #fightingthosemanicthoughtsontheDAILY #couldbeotherproblemsthough #wehoperegardless

#wehoperegardless #justdontgotoodeepintohopecore #couldbeotherproblemsthough #fightingthosemanicthoughtsonthedaily

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

HOW MUCH LONGER NOW MY BADGES THAT I ASKED FOR

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

@insufferablePrick[IP]

didnt you ask literally just fucking yesterday

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

CHECK MY LAST POST

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

i cant im sorry im too impatient to let it load

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

YEAH SAME

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

based just sit tight though little goober im sure your badge is inbound

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

NOTHING LIKE WAITING AS AN IMPATIENT LITTLE SHIT

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

IM VERY GLAD JUNIOR DOESNT JUDGE

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

@imJunior I HAVE 1 NORMAL QUESTION AND 1 WEIRD QUESTION. IS THERE A BI-GENDER BADGE? AND IS THERE... A MAID/MAID DRESS RELATED BADGE?

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

This is Junior.

Hmmm... #juniordoesnothavethese #butjuniorcanmakethem! #somedelayexpected #acceptable?

#juniordoesnothavethese #acceptable #butjuniorcanmakethem #somedelayexpected

Kult: +15

Total: 15

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

DELAY IS ACCEPTABLE I WOULD NOT WISH TO PRESSURE NOR RUSH YOU JUNIOR

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

ALSO DONT LET A BITCH TELL YOU YOU CANT AURA FARM IN A MAID DRESS

#ican #plusigotthesesicksickles #aura

Kult: +50

Kull: +30

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.67

@notthatMysterious[NM]

Maid dresses are "aura".

Deejay Harley-Strider

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

no printer just FAX!!!!

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

DEBATABLE

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

If you have evidence to the contrary go for it. But in my opinion the confidence to wear a maid outfit and own it is immediately "aura" in a sense.

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

I LOST AURA WHEN THEY GOT ME

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

I am not sure what this means, but alright.

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

GREAT THERE ARE TWO CRONII FOLLOWING ME AND I CAN LIKELY GUESS FUCKING WHY

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

THEY GOT ME. [ATTACHED IS AN IMAGE OF KARKAT STANDING IN HIS HIVE WEARING A MAID DRESS WITH A SCOWL ON HER FACE]

Kult: +87

Kull: +45

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.93

@gardenGamma[GG]

yaaaaay! you look very distinguished <3

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

SURE...

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < hell yeah

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

oh hell yes.

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

EW NO FUCK OFF. ILL FUCKING PEPPER SPRAY YOU.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

;)

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

OH MY???

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

THEY GOT ME.

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

THEY GOT YOU.

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

FIRST THEY ASK IF YOURE SCARED. NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEYRE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR WITH A MAID DRESS IN HAND.

Kult: +34

Kull: +15

Total: 49

Ratio: 2.27

@gestaltCreophage[GC]

ITSS TO GET YOU TO CA/M DOWN >83 WEAR THE DRESSSS >83

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

OH NO.

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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

DO IT >83

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MAID OUTFITS IM SCARED.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ xause its so fuxking funny

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

why are yꙮu scared? dꙮ yꙮu think yꙮu'll be put in ꙮne? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

IT IS VERY MUCH A FUCKING POSSIBILITY.

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

cꙮꙮl. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

FUN FACT: LALONDES SUCK AT NAMING.

Kult: +97

Kull: +90

Total: 187

Ratio: 1.08

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Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I will respond with a hearty NUH UH.

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@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

And yet, neither of your other guardians intervened.

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

EXACTLY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

if it helps they named hairy asshole. I MEAN harry.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

It doesn't help, it only makes it a8undantly clear that Karkat is correct.

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

MY ROSE HASNT EVEN REALLY GIVEN A NAME TO HER GRUB YET. EVEN WITH HER TWO WIVES TO HELP WITH NAMING! YOU SUCK AT NAMING!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Keep me out of that bag, though. I don't plan on having offspring. And I certainly would name them an okay name.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ YOU TAKE THAT BAXK THE NAME VODKA MUTINI HAS SO MUXH DEPTH AND LAYERS TO IT DOT DOT DOT AND ITS WONDERFUL OK QUESTION MARK OK

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

I MEANT CHILD NAMES NOT CAT NAMES THE LALONDES ARE ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AT NAMING ANIMALS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ alright fair enough xontinue shaming them for their bad xhild naming xhoixes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

YOU KNOW YOU CAN CALL ME A LITTLE BITCH OR WHATEVER BUT STORMS ARE ACTUALLY KINDA FUCKING SCARY. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE ALONE AND RIGHT NEXT TO A FUCKING WINDOW.

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ agreed dot dot dot #notfond of storms espexially not when theres thunder and lightning dot dot dot and high winds

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gavelCalibrator[GC]

YOU'R3 4 L1TTL3 B1TCH!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

AT LEAST IM HONEST.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@gavelCalibrator[GC]

Y34H, HON3STLY 4 L1TTL3 B1TCH! >:]

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

DAMN I DONT THINK ILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ONE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

WOW I JUST GOT HERE AND THIS SITE SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL PLACE.

#sarcasm #sarcasm-so-heavy-itll-crush-your-lusus

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

pats shoulder.

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Karkat Vantas XIII

@causticGenesis[CG]

SERIOUSLY I GET ON AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS YOUR POST. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE???

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

what isnt. thats just how it is. but those are rare occasions. overall the place is nice.