

Songbird Sootnose
@glaukopisCanary
FLOCK LEADER OF THE 2ONG61RD CHO1R. 2URV1VOR. 2UPPORT 216L1NG. #1MW1THHER #WECANDO1T #FR1CKA6LE12M 2HE/HER
#FUNNY #MEME #2OTRUE!
1 2EE A LOT OF ACCOUNT2 ON D1FFERENT 21TE2 2AY1NG "MDN1". WHAT DOE2 EVERYONE HAVE AGA1N2T M1NER2?! WE CAN 1NTERACT, WE JU2T WANT TO 2HOW OFF OUR COOL ORE2!
2O TRUE WE1RD 2QU12HY GUY2! #W1NN1NG61G #JACKPOT #G1RL6O22GAM6L1NG
WERE G1VEN ONLY WHAT WE NEED ONLY THE CHANCE TO 2URV1VE AND EVEN THEN, 1T2 A CO1N TO22 A ROLL OF THE D1CE THERE2 GOTTA 6E 2OMETH1NG 6ETTER 2OMEWHERE THAT FEEL2 MORE AL1VE #LYR1C2PO2T1NG #1N2P1RAT1ONAL #GAM6L1NG #WOMEN1N2TEM
ARE YOU A GAMER? DR1V1NG A FORKL1FT 12 6A21CALLY A V1DEO GAME 1RL (1N REAL L1FE)! 2TART YOUR FORKL1FT CERT1F1CAT1ON COUR2E TON1GHT AND GET A 2K1LL THAT2 ALWAY2 1N DEMAND! #WOMEN1NTHETRADE2
THE REAL TOX1C TRA1T MO2T OF YOU NEED TO WORK ON 12 YOUR WORK ETH1C! GET A JO6! 1F YOUVE GOT ONE, TAKE ON MORE RE2PON2161L1T1E2! 6E THE 6E2T YOU CAN 6E! GET 1N EARLY, LEAVE LATE, AND G1VE YOUR ALL, ALL N1GHT LONG! #G1RL6O221NG
1T2 ALWAY2 A 2HAME 2EE1NG A CAREER WOMAN 2TOOP TO 2EX APPEAL TO GET CL1CK2. #VAGUEPO2T1NG
G1RL2 JU2T WANNA HAVE FUN? NO. 401K AND PEN21ON.
1T2 ALWAY2 2O 1N2P1R1NG TO 2EE A FELLOW TEAL 6A6E MAKE 1T 1N THE ROUGH AND TUM6LE WORLD OF 6U21NE22! 2HE TOOK THAT 6AK1NG COMPANY AND EXPANDED 1T 1NTO 2OMETH1NG TO 6E PROUD OF, YOU GO G1RL! #TR1CKLEDOWNFEM1N12M #G1RL6O22 #G1RLPOWER
#MA1DDRE22MONDAY HUH? 1 TH1NK WE CAN A1M JU2T A L1TTLE H1GHER THAN THAT, CANT WE LAD1E2?
F1DU2PAWN GO TO YOUR LOCAL CULL1NG CENTER TO 2EE 1F YOU QUAL1FY TO CULL OR 6E CULLED! #C1V1CDUTY
1T2 PYROPE T1ME? 1T 2HOULD ALWAY2 6E PYROPE T1ME! WERE L1TERALLY A2P1RAT1ONAL. TAKE YOUR A2P1RAT1ON2 AND TURN THEM TOWARD2 ME!
HEY DANKLOOK, DONT READ TH12 PO2T. 1 KEEP FORGETT1NG THAT 1M 6A21CALLY THE ONLY ONE 1N MY "FR1END GROUP" EMPLOYED ENOUGH TO NOT 6E 2OME 2EX O62E22ED WE1RDO! 1M 2UPPO2ED TO 6E PROFE221ONAL OR WHATEVER ON TH12 ACCOUNT, 6UT THEN EVERY T1ME 1 TRY TO TALK TO 2OMEONE THEY 2TART MOAN1NG A6OUT 1T! YOU CANT EVEN THREATEN TO 2TOMP ON 2OMEONE ANYMORE W1THOUT 1T 6E1NG A 2EX TH1NG! ONE CHA2TE CONVER2AT1ON, THAT2 ALL 1M A2K1NG FOR, JU2T ONE! #N2FW
MY HAND2 HURT.
@AFFA6LECANTOR @ZOOLOGERCOOL2CAR
A2K NOT WHAT 6EFORU2 CAN DO FOR YOU, 6UT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR 6EFORU2. - TROLL JA2ON DERULO
















