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Father is at it again~. #UnicornFather #Unidad #Substance #CW-Gambling https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/8b6a7496d332~.png
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@ alysse glæsse with @resuscitativeNightingale + @arachnesGxssamer. and seemingly the rest xf planet befxrus in atxdance. - xx
💀「Happy #FemslashFriday! 0u0」☠️
💀「H0ly shit, all these new f0ll0wers aren't b0ts, are they?」🦴 🦴「I guess #FemslashFriday was a huge hit!」💀
Oh! Oh!!!!!!!! Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! A8solutely. We are getting one. It will increase morale for everyone in the ward! ##)
almo2t exclu2iively work hard, iin fact! ii can't even remember the la2t tiime ii played. #allworkandnoplaymake2captoraveryu2efulboy
>-8==— hhh oh my goodness... 0///0 >-8==— uhm, i need one for the breakblocck
pre-order2 for next 2weep'2 HELP2MAN CALENDAR are fiinally liive! thii2 16-periigee calendar feature2 monthly photography of local help2men hard at work heroiically keepiing the planet up and runniing ju2t for you!! 2upport your local help2force by purcha2iing a calendar toniight. all proceed2 go to the beforan betterment iin2tiitute for the development of beforan iinfra2tructure. vii2iit http2://beforanbettermentiin2tiitute.cull/help/pre-order2 to get one NOW. they 2ell out fa2t apparently, 2o iif you mii22ed out la2t 2weep, now'2 your chance!! #thehelp2log #preorder2 #2elfpromo #2ugge2tiive #2hrug #iitpay2thebiill2
There'll be another ₱oker night $ooner than you think.
s-Sorry but no offense but I would literally rather die than be a Helpssmman and do what you do as a Helperguy Helper . No offense. Howmm I going to have any timme for hoofbeast races like that ;-) Thanks brah. I mmean it
iit'2 never too late to follow your dream2! the help2force take2 troll2 of all age2 no matter how old and decrepiit they've become!!
※ ANSWER ME: I'mm 20 sweeps young.g. DO you think if I got un-culled that's too old to go back to mmy old Jobs? - Yes or -NO no - Answer the Assisterr the Helpmmeet thanks
that math check2 out to me!! the dopamiine boo2t of #wiinniingbiig ii2 almo2t a2 much of a ru2h a2 gettiing my biimonthly paycheck!
D --> Hh D --> E%cellent D --> Thank you
D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies
D --> My thoughts e%actly D --> Simply sitting back and appreciating life for what it is worth is a lost art D --> Many people are so inclined to participate, to be involved, to be the center of attention D --> If everyone is the center of attention, I ask D --> Who will fill the chairs?
D --> As a distinguished highb100d of renown, it is of the utmost importance to me that everything I have, and everything I do, is of the highest caliber. D --> From my clothing to the appliances in my hive D --> For e%ample D --> Nestled squarely in the corner of my respiteblock, a respectable si% measurement blo% away from my lu%ury cupe, sits the Stable D --> The pinnacle of modern comfort D --> A sitting appliance ergonomically designed for ma%imum sit time, seeing as it is used e%clusively for sitting from anywhere near five minutes to three hours depending on the length of the session which I might be watching D --> But it is not just about the chair D --> The overhead light can be controlled with motion sensors, allowhinnyg both myself and the participants in whatever display I may be watching to choose whether I am visible D --> Though I will admit this does have its flaws, particularly when the show gets noisy, and the reverberating impacts cause the lights to turn on and off D --> E%posing and obscuring me, back and forth, for up to ten minutes at a time D --> The chair has a small desk in front of it, big enough to fit my Clopboard and various audio/visual recording devices for my personal projects D --> Or, if I am bored, I can lay my husktop on the desk and catch up on work D --> This is the ideal entertainment environment D --> Alone, where you must only focus on the show unless it is otherwise stated D --> Comfortable D --> Efficient D --> E%emplary
my gender identity is sigma male. my pronouns are wwork/hard. i stim by makin money. im hyperfixated on the grind. my special interest is the hustle. my coping strategy is castin spells. i kin success. i dont havve rejection sensitivve dysphoria because rejection is a mindset
#anemoneblushnumber66
guilty as charged
STILL NOT DEAD YET, THANK GOG. BUT SOME WEIRD SHIT HAS BEEN HAPPENING SO I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY WITH ALL THAT. I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOON, MAYBE.
D --> My thoughts e%actly D --> That Beforan signature drive D --> Woke is simply what we are
D --> Do not approach me with made up terms like Beforan Woke D --> That makes no sense D --> Most Beforans are awake at the same time
D --> It would be foalish of me to be jealous of other members of my lineage D --> I am the model Beforan D --> Many are jealous of me
FIRST DAY AT A BIG BOY JOB POST STABGATE. LET’S HOPE I DON’T ROYALLY FUCK IT UP.
D --> Hah D --> I'm glad I am not that guy
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL START OF #MOVIEKAT ‘S #SEVERANCE POSTING. LET’S GET FUCKING SEVERED. I’M NOT GOING TO GET TOO GRANULAR HERE, IT’S JUST GOING TO BE MY OWN THOUGHTS AS I WATCH EACH EP, SHORT AND SIMPLE, BECAUSE NOBODY INCLUDING MYSELF HAS TIME FOR A GODDAMN SAGA WHILST I’M IN THE MIDST OF MY MAGNUM OPUS. IF ANYONE COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD YOU’RE GETTING CULLED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F967626A0ED3.JPEG
I CAN SEND YOU SOME OF IT IF YOU CARE TO READ IT.
I’M WORKING AS A SCREENWRITER ON FREELANCE, ACTUALLY. BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
I GOT BAILED OUT. EVERYONE POUR ONE OUT FOR THE BITCH STILL IN THERE, THOUGH.
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ It's true!!! I have a big fucking drill! ♫
If it seems like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel, make one yourself. You have the tools you need.
hey Little Songbird cat got your tongue¿ always a pity for one so pretty and young when poverty comes to clip your wings and knock the wind right out of your lungs ain't nobody sings on empty #musicposting for Kris
I am NOT fluently woke enough to navigate the can of worms you just dumped unceremoniously into my comment section. I said what I said.
I was Vicepresident for a bit? And the cabinet was mostly comprised of women so. There's that.
Songbird Sootnose is onto something with the whole #WomanSupremacy business. Has anyone looked into that, Terranside?
I'm not a doggone housemaid. I'm Maid steward and guardian over the raw creative force of Life. It has nothing to do with socioeconomic position or gender dynamic. Also, I am a real fan of your posts in general. #WomanSupremacy
Happy #MaidMonday! A reminder that any dress that I have chosen to don automatically meets the qualifications of a "Maid dress," the way any hat on a cowboy is by technicality a cowboy hat. It's the Maid that makes the duds, not the other way around. @apocalypseArisen#9804 @genetrixAdvocate @grandioseSaturation
｢megane-san.... (ノ_＜。) would nyever disrespect a lady...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen... megane-san is learning... ヽ(；▽；)ノ he genuinely didn't know!]
I already run my own business! Its mostly non profit but I do work
D --> Please be reasonable and mature D --> You do not need to post debasing images of yourself in these D --> Embarrassing outfits D --> The dress maidlings wear D --> Opening yourself for ridicule D --> You would be wise to share these images to only individuals D --> I am taking the bullet D --> For you D --> You may direct these images to my direct messages e%clusively D --> You are welcome
THERE’S LITERALLY NEVER, NOT ONCE, BEEN A CHALLENGE I BACKED DOWN FROM. EVEN IN THIS CASE. WHICH IS, IF I CAN SAY, MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE YET. FOR A TINY GUY LIKE ME ANYWAY. BUT I THINK I HAVE IT IN ME.
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers
I WOULD WIN THE #WHEELOFTORTURE. I WOULD. PRONGS DOWN.
D --> I am getting far better at doing flips and jokes and japes for the amusement of the lower castes
D --> If I were a woman D --> Which I am not D --> Not that there is anything wrong with being a woman D --> As declared by a STRONG female tealb100d D --> I am an advocate D --> An ally D --> The model of a modern major feminist D --> An e%ample to follow for all who believe that a Beforan woman cannot do the same things as a Beforan man D --> Or Beforan they D --> (I include pronouns in my studies, of horse) D --> I do not remember where I was going to go with this
This Is Something Im Always Hearing You Saying
du4l w13ld1ng proz4c 4nd 4 monst3r 3n3rgy!!!!!!! >8] #subst4nc3
Lavender Suggests That Deep Rooted Issues Will Fester Soon Try And Address The Problems Now So They Dont Nip You In The Ass Later
D --> My back is sore from my attempt at a flip D --> It will be for some time D --> However D --> It was necessary, because a lowerb100d instructed me to D --> This is how you should be
4 5H0V3L!!!!! 1D107
D --> I have been given e%press permission to say that I, Equius Zahhak, officially known as the E%emplar Dank100k D --> Respect women and uplift their voices
🫶🫵 omg could never be me, so i gottttttta hand it to you 🫵🫶 🫰🙌🫷 could NOT be me but i am like, so thankful that it is you, you know?🫸🙌🫰 🤘🤟🤘like wake up and smell the grindset, honey!!! you are earning your keep and that of several others!!!! that's ingenuity made manifest, babey!!!🤘🤟🤘 #Chairministrangling 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
D --> ...Right D --> Of horse D --> I apologize for trying to make something about myself D --> It is my duty and honor to be serving the needs of those lower in hue D --> You may not be a lowb100d by the standards of the imperial chart, but D --> You are still of lower b100d D --> Ergo my duties still apply D --> What can I do for you?