♥ liked by @glaukopisCanary
D --> Hah D --> I'm glad I am not that guy
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL START OF #MOVIEKAT ‘S #SEVERANCE POSTING. LET’S GET FUCKING SEVERED. I’M NOT GOING TO GET TOO GRANULAR HERE, IT’S JUST GOING TO BE MY OWN THOUGHTS AS I WATCH EACH EP, SHORT AND SIMPLE, BECAUSE NOBODY INCLUDING MYSELF HAS TIME FOR A GODDAMN SAGA WHILST I’M IN THE MIDST OF MY MAGNUM OPUS. IF ANYONE COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD YOU’RE GETTING CULLED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F967626A0ED3.JPEG
I CAN SEND YOU SOME OF IT IF YOU CARE TO READ IT.
I’M WORKING AS A SCREENWRITER ON FREELANCE, ACTUALLY. BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
I GOT BAILED OUT. EVERYONE POUR ONE OUT FOR THE BITCH STILL IN THERE, THOUGH.
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ It's true!!! I have a big fucking drill! ♫
If it seems like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel, make one yourself. You have the tools you need.
hey Little Songbird cat got your tongue¿ always a pity for one so pretty and young when poverty comes to clip your wings and knock the wind right out of your lungs ain't nobody sings on empty #musicposting for Kris
I am NOT fluently woke enough to navigate the can of worms you just dumped unceremoniously into my comment section. I said what I said.
I was Vicepresident for a bit? And the cabinet was mostly comprised of women so. There's that.
Songbird Sootnose is onto something with the whole #WomanSupremacy business. Has anyone looked into that, Terranside?
I'm not a doggone housemaid. I'm Maid steward and guardian over the raw creative force of Life. It has nothing to do with socioeconomic position or gender dynamic. Also, I am a real fan of your posts in general. #WomanSupremacy
Happy #MaidMonday! A reminder that any dress that I have chosen to don automatically meets the qualifications of a "Maid dress," the way any hat on a cowboy is by technicality a cowboy hat. It's the Maid that makes the duds, not the other way around. @apocalypseArisen#9804 @genetrixAdvocate @grandioseSaturation
｢megane-san.... (ノ_＜。) would nyever disrespect a lady...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen... megane-san is learning... ヽ(；▽；)ノ he genuinely didn't know!]
I already run my own business! Its mostly non profit but I do work
D --> Please be reasonable and mature D --> You do not need to post debasing images of yourself in these D --> Embarrassing outfits D --> The dress maidlings wear D --> Opening yourself for ridicule D --> You would be wise to share these images to only individuals D --> I am taking the bullet D --> For you D --> You may direct these images to my direct messages e%clusively D --> You are welcome
THERE’S LITERALLY NEVER, NOT ONCE, BEEN A CHALLENGE I BACKED DOWN FROM. EVEN IN THIS CASE. WHICH IS, IF I CAN SAY, MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE YET. FOR A TINY GUY LIKE ME ANYWAY. BUT I THINK I HAVE IT IN ME.
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers
I WOULD WIN THE #WHEELOFTORTURE. I WOULD. PRONGS DOWN.
D --> I am getting far better at doing flips and jokes and japes for the amusement of the lower castes
D --> If I were a woman D --> Which I am not D --> Not that there is anything wrong with being a woman D --> As declared by a STRONG female tealb100d D --> I am an advocate D --> An ally D --> The model of a modern major feminist D --> An e%ample to follow for all who believe that a Beforan woman cannot do the same things as a Beforan man D --> Or Beforan they D --> (I include pronouns in my studies, of horse) D --> I do not remember where I was going to go with this
This Is Something Im Always Hearing You Saying
du4l w13ld1ng proz4c 4nd 4 monst3r 3n3rgy!!!!!!! >8] #subst4nc3
Lavender Suggests That Deep Rooted Issues Will Fester Soon Try And Address The Problems Now So They Dont Nip You In The Ass Later
D --> My back is sore from my attempt at a flip D --> It will be for some time D --> However D --> It was necessary, because a lowerb100d instructed me to D --> This is how you should be
4 5H0V3L!!!!! 1D107
D --> I have been given e%press permission to say that I, Equius Zahhak, officially known as the E%emplar Dank100k D --> Respect women and uplift their voices
🫶🫵 omg could never be me, so i gottttttta hand it to you 🫵🫶 🫰🙌🫷 could NOT be me but i am like, so thankful that it is you, you know?🫸🙌🫰 🤘🤟🤘like wake up and smell the grindset, honey!!! you are earning your keep and that of several others!!!! that's ingenuity made manifest, babey!!!🤘🤟🤘 #Chairministrangling 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
D --> ...Right D --> Of horse D --> I apologize for trying to make something about myself D --> It is my duty and honor to be serving the needs of those lower in hue D --> You may not be a lowb100d by the standards of the imperial chart, but D --> You are still of lower b100d D --> Ergo my duties still apply D --> What can I do for you?