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Night shift nurse, always ready and willing to heal your 8ches and pains! ::::)

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May8e sometime I will get to hear those fins flap flap flapping........ #vaguepost

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@cuttlefishCoddler[CC]

W)(at?

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\/\/\/\/hat?

Now now, a good nurse must keep patient confidentiality in mind as much as possi8le!

Don't 8e greedy for too much attention from 8eforus, Orphaner! You may discover there's too much here to handle after all. :::;)

ii 2hould po2t more.

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Indeed you should! 8ut I imagine that your work can sometimes make posting difficult.

You Only Have So Long To Do It

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It is really quite callous of you to 8e reminding a warm8looded compatri8 of their comparatively short lifespan! You should 8e a little more cautious, you know.

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@affableCantor[AC]

https://ipinimgcom/736x/ff/92/f3/ff92f30600854adec6f0981f83896c77jpg

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What a 8eautiful creature... you do not need to 8e shy, my friend, glu8 your mind!

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glub glub glub! https://mediatenorcom/vvngfdww7tpocaaaam/happy-birthdaygif

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https://imgchest.com/p/na7kqeeek78 I am going to go ahead and spoiler this 8ecause I can sense a gr8 many on this site are uncomforta8le with spiders, even though they are so cute! 8ut this is how your compliment has left me, Zoologer. :::;) #nsfw

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@affableCantor[AC]

my dear swwansong your spider blush is so positivvely endearing that it is making my fins go haywwire they are all like flap flap flap it is ridiculous

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The lengths I would go to see such an adora8u88le sight! Alas, I must simply imagine, as there will 8e no more seeing at all for me, hehehehehehehehe! Regardless of this sad st8 of my eyes, I am so delighted to imagine this flip flap flipping around.

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or something i dont knoww do you wwant a zoology fact

I always am hankering after a good zoology fact from the 8est zoological educ8tional outreach I have ever had the pleasure of knowing!

What is Hive MD even about? i don't want to watch it on my own, i just need someone to describe it to me.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89f033cc1c30.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d647a0d1e12.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/936cd0647dd3.png Hope this helps! ::::)

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Phooey. I 8roke it. Just my luck!

THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN!

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@archiveAddict[AA]

swansong-san are you okay

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THEY'RE SCREAMING INSIDE ME AND OUTSIDE MEEEEEEEE AUGH! I DIDN'T DO THIS IT WASN'T ME I DID NOT!

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Oh hi Rankmaid!

How can you stand it???????? How can you stand their 8LASTING in your pan after they have expired? Their cries curdle the 8lood in my veins, and so I come to ease their suffering, 8ut here it has 8een so horri8ly compounded! Their h8! Their MISERY! THEIR WRETCHED AGONY!!!!!!!!

Great googly moogly it has all gone to shit.

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BUT WE STAY SILLY!!!! LOVE IN OUR HEARTS!!!!!!!!! never kys

I do appreci8 your sentiments 8ut a whole wing of my patients has gone up in flames!

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IT WASN'T EVEN THE 8URN WARD!!!!!!!!

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>> ooofhghh guyડ ¡ th¡nk ¡ need to go 1ay down What?? no, ¡'m not gett¡ng off of Ch¡ttr ¡'m juડt gonna be hor¡zonta1 from now on wh¡1e ¡ keep poડt¡ng #hor¡zonta1poડt¡ng

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8e mindful of the effects your screen can have upon your eyes! The 8lue light can 8e damaging for many trolls that are of warmer constitution.

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~Wrapping rubber bands ar~Ound my skull like it's a watermel~On~

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I do not advise this! 8ut it would 8e interesting to see how many it takes 8efore you get a splitting pan8che, so I can 8e sure to take notes and perhaps make charts recommending only 8ands under the num8er you placed to my more unusual patients.

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<I wish I was gold blood sk I could use optic vlast

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One time I had my optics 8lasted! Hahahahahahahaha! It was very painful.

Oopsie! Knocked over my lantern again, so clumsy! Fortun8tly I have several extras to keep my patients a8le to see my reassuring smile as I ease their 8ches and pains! Unfortun8tely I fear Old Sawyer Jenkin is out of hive now. ::::(

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

theres someth1ng wrong w1th you. but 1n the '1 want to study you' k1nd of way

I have a sight disa8ility, that's true, 8ut I need not my eyes for my pr8ctice. I'm very fortun8.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

do you need an ass1stant can 1 watch

You are so cute! Imagine a gold8lood assisting a 8ig strong medical professional like me. I could not imagine anything quite so charmingly unlikely! You must have a very kindly custodian indeed to think so highly of your a8ilities!!!!!!!! I could almost pinch your cheeks. ::::)

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

yes hes very k1nd and very smart and does not d1g holes all the t1me

I certainly hope not, he must 8e a very very patient troll, to deal with such delusions of grandeur! ::::)

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

yeah pretty much ! could not have asked for a better custod1an. anyway, can 1 watch or not, youre beat1ng around the bush about 1t

Oh! No. A8solutely not. I can't have an untrained troll hindering my delic8 procedures, there are so many many threads that need stitching and tying, after all. Soooooooo many that you would likely get all tangled up and trip, and then who knows what would happen with my next lamp? 8ut thank you for the offer, it is such a sweet thing to do! I would say it 8rightened my night, 8ut I can't see, remem8er? ::::)

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

ok! hope you stab yourself on the sharp end of the scalpel! bye!

What a rude and cruel little wiggler! ::::(

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