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Night shift nurse, always ready and willing to heal your 8ches and pains! ::::)

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Fer th'lot o' ye talkin' 'b0ut m'kismesis. She's fine. She dunnae 0\/\/\/\/e ye an appearance. She dunnae need t'appear fer ye t'assure she li\/\/es. Think she's imm0rtal. S0ur 0n it like \/\/\/\/ine so ye'll be s\/\/\/\/eet again.

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She has such a delic8 constitution as it stands, I fear that 8eing in the pu8lic eye for overlong would 8e quite taxing to her! I am glad that you stepped forth to tell the masses to perhaps keep their snouts out of other's 8usiness.

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Delicate? I broke her hi\/\/e \/\/\/\/it' her b0dy. That \/\/\/\/ench is built sturdy as a hull.

Perhaps in carapace, 8ut not all delicacy is of a corporeal nature!

Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships

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not a doctor. but. the burden is literally on you if your failure rate is a certain threshold. yeah. sure. some patients have bones-explode disease or whatever. but. given your eyes are bandaged. i don't think you should be doing surgery.

@bronSon[BS]

I do take those 8urdens quite seriously, though it is a 8it crass to refer to my patients as 8urdonsome, I fear. To 8e more clear, I am in the mediculling field, yes, 8ut I do not oper8 as a doctor. I am a nurse, often active during the night shift, which is far more 8usy and often has many of the more life-threatening situ8tions, particularly regarding injuries that are endured 8y those castes that oper8 as helpsmen. This chit is actually a8out a period of time early in my career when........ a decision that ought not have 8een followed through on was made, I suppose. A stirring of immense pity that occurred due to a diagnosis so dire given to one of my cullees that I fear it 8linded me to more pressing 8ehavioral defects, despite my having full control of my vision at this point in my life. It is a tiresome and very painful story to recount, so I will not 8ore you with the details, 8ut it does motiv8 me to do the utmost for all those in my care, regardless of their level of independence and capa8ility.

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- It is shocking how mmany of this era's pupa fail to recognize the historical roots of this record. - Even I know themm. And I haven't listened to a single song since I was six.

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I do not hold it against any of them, to 8e clear, my dear! It is simply the case of these things, some history slips through the cracks and into the dark. It is a 8ittersweet thing, to know that there are some who still themselves know.

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@carnifexTerminator[CT]

D — Two posts of complete gibberish in a row. Am I having a stroke. —>

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The clarity of your chit makes me 8elieve that is highly unlikely!

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OH I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW.. I GET IT.. I HOPE.. THIS WILL AT LEAST RIGHT SOME OF THE WRONGS IVE DONE... #CW-SELF-HARM? #HORROR

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I dou8t very much that there is enough good karma out there to right what wrongs you have caused, 8ut please feel free to hope anyway!!!!!!!!

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-^What’s everyone’s go-to show. I’m bored.^-

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Hive M.D.

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I apologize for my unseemly post last light. It has 8een an unusually stressful time, and the 8eds seem to 8e emptying as swiftly as they fill. Some manner of contamin8tion in the food chain. We can only hope that the rest of us are lucky enough not to succum8 to this food 8orne illness, 8ut already I have seen the telling sweat and malaise in two other nurses.

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@affableCantor[AC]

miss swwansong my pusher is telling me you are in need of some help please is there anything i can do to help you

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I think if anything it is time for me to consider a small 8reak from this dreary place after we ascertain where the infection has started from! I would 8e well served 8y your gentle voice sharing with me the finest informative and exhilar8ting facts a8out the lusii under your tender care........ perhaps I shall track down which a8lution trap my supervisor is currently hovering over and alert her to my plans once this sickness has 8een purged from our popul8tion of cullees.

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@affableCantor[AC]

i wwould like nothing more consider me your on stop shop for the most comforting and informativve lusii facts you can consider my vvoice akin to a documentary on the beauty of nature i do hate to see my dear swwansong upset

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I have decided to take it into my hands to see what the devil has occurred here. I noticed that right 8efore the illness 8egan sweeping through the hospital, we took an massive order of milk????????

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@affableCantor[AC]

you took a wwhat

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Milk???????? We have dozens of cullees that cannot digest it. What incompet8nt FOOL did this????????

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@affableCantor[AC]

wwait it wwasnt wwho i think it wwas wwas it our mutual friend

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There's no way. None!!!!!!!! It is simply inconceiva8le!!!!!!!!

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........Oh fuck.

I saw lyrics from that al8um cross the dash.

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No one needs that.

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@monominousSpectre[MS]

....vague as fuck....

It is not a time I like to dwell on.

actually, they do not need to be human. i wvwould wvwager a fewvw trolls i could find could massage my aching, scarred back better than humans can. the last post can allowvw alternians as wvwell. no beforans. no exceptions.

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I suppose it is entirely plausi8le that our sister society, however malefic and twisted as she may 8e, has managed to progress the mediculler's craft 8y signific8nt strides. I somehow dou8t this, however, and feel your intentional discrimin8tion against an entire altern8tive source of aid for that which ails you indic8tes that you are, perhaps, less in need than you portray yourself as!

Fell in another hole.

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Thats Not Ideal

No, not it is not. Unfortunately I do fear it may 8e my lot for the continuation of this perigee, unless the trend for #Megidomay changes soon.

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I AM FINALLY FREE FROM THIS INFERNAL HOLE!!!!!!!!

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Where Were You

I was just 8eginning to em8ark upon my hive visits for those few cullees i have who are capa8le of staying within their own hives for treatment, and due to my lack of vision, mis-stepped and tum8led horn over foot into quite the expansive fissure! It was quite the trial to escape, 8ut I have finally managed it! I truly hope that my patients do not 8egrudge me my l8tness.

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D —> Are you in need of assistance

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I would not say no to a helpful hand offered in this time of need, 8ut I fear I may not 8e a8le to adequ8tely descri8e my surroundings! In any case, I must catch my 8reath first. That hole was shockingly deep!

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Why do I keep falling into holes on my hive visits this evening????????

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@affableCantor[AC]

oh no lamplady wwe must put a stop to these errant holes ruining your night did you scuff your knees

I fear my knees and my pride have 8oth 8een scuffed, 8ut I shall endure and attend to my w8ting colleges! A mere scuffed knee is not enought to cause the mediculling ministr8tions of this Lamplady to cease!!!!!!!!

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@affableCantor[AC]

that is the spirit lamplady may all the other medicullers take notes and attest to the chagrin of your chutzpah in attending to those wwho need your help scuff marks be damned

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I fear there are 8ut a few suita8le prongholds in this damna8le crevasse........