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@arachnesGossamer

Night shift nurse, always ready and willing to heal your 8ches and pains! ::::)

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

i like the taste. OF COINS.

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Sigh........ everything reminds me of her!

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Do they ragebait on Beforus the way they do on Alternia or is it like soft shit. Thoughts?

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Why would anyone want to 8ait rage from such a sweet and surprisingly eloquent warm8lood such as yourself???????? You are just so stunningly ver8ose! Yes you are!

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Chill big sis. Chill.

That's right! I *am* chilly 8looded. Gr8 jo8! ##D

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

WHY 1S 1T 3V3N C4LL3D B3FORUS >:? HOW D1D TH3Y KNOW

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You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry

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OK4Y TH4T 4CTU4LLY DO3S M4K3 S3NS3 4ND 4LSO TH4NKS FOR COMPL1M3NT1NG MY NOS3

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I always try to find something to appreci8 a8out those who need uplifting. I find it helps their self-esteem to have someone in a position of authority noting a charm point! #LightEmpath

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

They Need To Start Taping My Maw Shut When They Give Me My Pain Medication.

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Gracious! Such a 8old st8ment. Not one that I can advise, however! Some medic8ions can cause severe side effects, sometimes including nausea. This could prove to 8e very unsafe, darling.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

oH WOW, i DID NOT EVEN REALIZE, i HAD OVER 300 FOLLOWERS, yOU ARE ALL CANONICALLY PART, oF THE GHOST ARMY NOW, rEMEMBER WHEN i DID THAT, tHE COOL GHOST ARMY, gATHER1NG, tHING? #ePICtAVROSmOMENTS

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You have such a lovely imagin8ion for a troll of your caste.::::)

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@gallavantingGourmand[GG]

If there is glory on the other side of this hole, then I shall find it~~~~~~! #Suggestive

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@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 II liivɛ by ♱hiis ax♱ually ♅

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@gallavantingGourmand[GG]

One should always strive for glory~! And if the hole isn't large enough, make a bigger one~!

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Sometimes the only way to achieve a happy ending is to expand an existing hole! This is true to medicine as well.

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Good heavens, I have not seen such a dire case in many a sweep. I suppose I shall keep a firm hand upon this particular thread to try and reveal who has neglected their cullee so gr8ly. #vagueposting #lightempath #tw:8eforanculling

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bet you havvent seen much

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It has 8een a few sweeps since I have seen at all, that is true! 8ut I still fondly regard the memory of my dear companions faces, particularly the visage of the finest troll around, Coolscar. You 8ear a passing resem8lance, if what I am gleaning from your profile picture is the truth!!!!!!!! I may not know (yet) all the ins and outs of these "dancestral ties" that have 8een spoken a8out on-site, 8ut I cannot argue that there are many that share castenames and even occasionally the 8ehavioral quirks (and typing quirks) of their supposed namesake! Such a strange and marvelous thing to stum8le hornfirst into. ::::)

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Fer th'lot o' ye talkin' 'b0ut m'kismesis. She's fine. She dunnae 0\/\/\/\/e ye an appearance. She dunnae need t'appear fer ye t'assure she li\/\/es. Think she's imm0rtal. S0ur 0n it like \/\/\/\/ine so ye'll be s\/\/\/\/eet again.

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She has such a delic8 constitution as it stands, I fear that 8eing in the pu8lic eye for overlong would 8e quite taxing to her! I am glad that you stepped forth to tell the masses to perhaps keep their snouts out of other's 8usiness.

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Delicate? I broke her hi\/\/e \/\/\/\/it' her b0dy. That \/\/\/\/ench is built sturdy as a hull.

Perhaps in carapace, 8ut not all delicacy is of a corporeal nature!

Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships

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not a doctor. but. the burden is literally on you if your failure rate is a certain threshold. yeah. sure. some patients have bones-explode disease or whatever. but. given your eyes are bandaged. i don't think you should be doing surgery.

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I do take those 8urdens quite seriously, though it is a 8it crass to refer to my patients as 8urdonsome, I fear. To 8e more clear, I am in the mediculling field, yes, 8ut I do not oper8 as a doctor. I am a nurse, often active during the night shift, which is far more 8usy and often has many of the more life-threatening situ8tions, particularly regarding injuries that are endured 8y those castes that oper8 as helpsmen. This chit is actually a8out a period of time early in my career when........ a decision that ought not have 8een followed through on was made, I suppose. A stirring of immense pity that occurred due to a diagnosis so dire given to one of my cullees that I fear it 8linded me to more pressing 8ehavioral defects, despite my having full control of my vision at this point in my life. It is a tiresome and very painful story to recount, so I will not 8ore you with the details, 8ut it does motiv8 me to do the utmost for all those in my care, regardless of their level of independence and capa8ility.

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- It is shocking how mmany of this era's pupa fail to recognize the historical roots of this record. - Even I know themm. And I haven't listened to a single song since I was six.

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I do not hold it against any of them, to 8e clear, my dear! It is simply the case of these things, some history slips through the cracks and into the dark. It is a 8ittersweet thing, to know that there are some who still themselves know.

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@carnifexTerminator[CT]

D — Two posts of complete gibberish in a row. Am I having a stroke. —>

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The clarity of your chit makes me 8elieve that is highly unlikely!

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OH I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW.. I GET IT.. I HOPE.. THIS WILL AT LEAST RIGHT SOME OF THE WRONGS IVE DONE... #CW-SELF-HARM? #HORROR

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I dou8t very much that there is enough good karma out there to right what wrongs you have caused, 8ut please feel free to hope anyway!!!!!!!!

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-^What’s everyone’s go-to show. I’m bored.^-

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Hive M.D.

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I apologize for my unseemly post last light. It has 8een an unusually stressful time, and the 8eds seem to 8e emptying as swiftly as they fill. Some manner of contamin8tion in the food chain. We can only hope that the rest of us are lucky enough not to succum8 to this food 8orne illness, 8ut already I have seen the telling sweat and malaise in two other nurses.

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@affableCantor[AC]

miss swwansong my pusher is telling me you are in need of some help please is there anything i can do to help you

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I think if anything it is time for me to consider a small 8reak from this dreary place after we ascertain where the infection has started from! I would 8e well served 8y your gentle voice sharing with me the finest informative and exhilar8ting facts a8out the lusii under your tender care........ perhaps I shall track down which a8lution trap my supervisor is currently hovering over and alert her to my plans once this sickness has 8een purged from our popul8tion of cullees.

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@affableCantor[AC]

i wwould like nothing more consider me your on stop shop for the most comforting and informativve lusii facts you can consider my vvoice akin to a documentary on the beauty of nature i do hate to see my dear swwansong upset

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I have decided to take it into my hands to see what the devil has occurred here. I noticed that right 8efore the illness 8egan sweeping through the hospital, we took an massive order of milk????????

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@affableCantor[AC]

you took a wwhat

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Milk???????? We have dozens of cullees that cannot digest it. What incompet8nt FOOL did this????????

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@affableCantor[AC]

wwait it wwasnt wwho i think it wwas wwas it our mutual friend

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There's no way. None!!!!!!!! It is simply inconceiva8le!!!!!!!!

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........Oh fuck.