Good heavens, I have not seen such a dire case in many a sweep. I suppose I shall keep a firm hand upon this particular thread to try and reveal who has neglected their cullee so gr8ly. #vagueposting #lightempath #tw:8eforanculling
It has 8een a few sweeps since I have seen at all, that is true! 8ut I still fondly regard the memory of my dear companions faces, particularly the visage of the finest troll around, Coolscar. You 8ear a passing resem8lance, if what I am gleaning from your profile picture is the truth!!!!!!!! I may not know (yet) all the ins and outs of these "dancestral ties" that have 8een spoken a8out on-site, 8ut I cannot argue that there are many that share castenames and even occasionally the 8ehavioral quirks (and typing quirks) of their supposed namesake! Such a strange and marvelous thing to stum8le hornfirst into. ::::)
honk
You are not at fault for the shortcomings of the troll who ought to 8e looking after you, and ensuring you do not post such lascivious entries a8out your legs or other trolls racks. Fret not, this good Lamplady is on the case to return you to the care of your esta8lished handler.
WHERE IS THE OFFENDING POST. SO I CAN BE SURE TO AVOID IT.