@avidCaterwauler — #suggestive
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???
(^./_.^) < FUR THE RECORD, I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATÉING IN #TITTYTUESDAY!!! SORRY! (^･o･^)ﾉ < I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CENSOR BARS, AND IF I POST ANY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES TO BUBBLR, MY ACCOUNT WILL MOST DEFURNITELY GET NUKED!!! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < AND IF I CAN'T CLAWS-POST IT TO MY BUBBLR, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT???
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMGOMGOMG! WOW! LOOK AT THE #BISCUITS ON THAT GUY!!! #VAGUE #VAGUESCRATCHPOST (^・ω・^)
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMG!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CERTAILN PUBLIC FIGURES FROM MY HOME PLANET WOULD BE SO INTO MY #OMEWGAVERSEAU!!!!!! I WONDER IF THEY'D APPURVE OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM SO FAR!!!
(^./_.^) < PURRTEND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE SOUL TIES FROM MY OTHER AU AND MAYBE PAWLSO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T PURRTINENT ENOUGH TO THE PLOT FOR ME TO ANSWER.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < THE STORY OF PLUNDERED TAIL!!!!!! OMGOMGOMMOG! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ MOG!!!
(=^ω^=) < MOMGOMG! IN A SUPURRISING TWIST OF THE CRINKLE TUBE, IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR OVIPAWISITION OVERLORDS OVER ON CREAMWIDTH AND LJ HAVE MANY DIFFURENT STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO PENNING #GRAVIDFIC!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^._.^) < DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF THEM OUTRIGHT REFURSE TO FILL PURROMPTS FOR #MEWTUALEGGING??? ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I DIDN'T!!!!!!
(=｀ω´=) < _LITTERALLY ME_ _IS ME WHILE I WRITE THIS THIS 33 MEOWSAND WORD COMM FILL FOR THE #EGGSINABASKET LOVING PATRONS WHO COMMITTENSED ME_
(=^ω^=) < OH. EM. G333333!!! IT'S LIKE I'VE JUST B33N YIFFTED WITH THE FIRE OF PROMHEATHEUS HIMSELF!!!!!! I'M SO INSPIRED RIGHT NOW! OMGOMGOMGOMG. ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ MAIDS! NAY... NEIGH! NEIGHDS! NEIGHDS!!! NEIGHDS!!!!!!
(=^-ω-^=) < THAT'S RIGHT! COUNT THEM!!!
(=^-ω-^=) < SIGH.
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU'RE A CULL33. YOUR CULLER AND THEIR KISFLEASIS DECIDE THEY WANT TO SHARE YOU. (=^ω^=) < OMGOM. OMG. AND THEN EVERY ATTEMPT TO CODDLE YOU TURNS INTO A COMPETITION OF WHO CAN HANDLE YOU BETTER... (^･o･^) OMGOMGOMG.
(^・x・^) < ANYWAYS, I KNOW HIS EYES ARE KIND OF PURRTURBINGLY HOLLOWED AND EMPTY. SORT OF TOTALFLEA SOULESS LOOKING. BUT I'D STILL PUT A GRUB IN HIM IF I COULD.