@avidCaterwauler — #omewgaverse
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < OH. EM. G33. BEFUR I FORGET! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MY #OMEWGAVERSE AU, THERE ARE NO BETAS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) WE DIE LIKE GRUBLESS MEN!!!!!!
(^./_.^) < PURRTEND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE SOUL TIES FROM MY OTHER AU AND MAYBE PAWLSO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T PURRTINENT ENOUGH TO THE PLOT FOR ME TO ANSWER.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OKAY EFURRYBODY, BACK TO MY MPURREG AU. IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEOWMBER THAT IN THIS SETTING, ONLY MEN CAN BE _WITH GRUB_ AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT FLEAST 33 SW33PS OLD!!! OTHERWISE IT JUST. WON'T. WORK. (=｀ω´=) < THAT'S BECLAWS THE 33 SW33P AGE FLOOR FOR THIS HUMAN DISEASE CALLED "PREGNYANCY" IS VERY, VERY CRUCIAL TO THE DYMEOWMIX OF MY 'VERSE. THE OMEWGAS ACTUALLY BECOME MORE FURTILE THE OLDER THEY GET!!!!!!