@avidCaterwauler — #nsfw
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < OH. EM. G33. BEFUR I FORGET! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MY #OMEWGAVERSE AU, THERE ARE NO BETAS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) WE DIE LIKE GRUBLESS MEN!!!!!!
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMGOMGOMG! WOW! LOOK AT THE #BISCUITS ON THAT GUY!!! #VAGUE #VAGUESCRATCHPOST (^・ω・^)
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMG!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CERTAILN PUBLIC FIGURES FROM MY HOME PLANET WOULD BE SO INTO MY #OMEWGAVERSEAU!!!!!! I WONDER IF THEY'D APPURVE OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM SO FAR!!!
(^./_.^) < PURRTEND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE SOUL TIES FROM MY OTHER AU AND MAYBE PAWLSO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T PURRTINENT ENOUGH TO THE PLOT FOR ME TO ANSWER.
~(=^‥^) < I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD TRY TO POPUPURRIZE A VERSION OF THE OMEWGAVERSE WHERE ALL THE MEN ARE OMEWGAS BY DEFAULT!!! AND CONFURSELY, ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE ALPHAS!!!!!! (^・x・^) < AND NO, FUR THE RECORD I AM NOT INTERESTED IN EXPAWNDING ON THE BIOLOGICAL MECHMEOWMIX OF HOW THIS WOULD WORK. JUST. GO WITH IT. OKAY???
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: IT'S DRONE SEASON. YOUR FILIAL SAMPLE IS UP FUR COLLECTION, AND YOU'VE MADE PREPURRATIONS TO STAY WITH YOUR MATESPRIT/KISFLEASIS WHILE YOU GET THE JOB DONE. (^･o･^)ﾉ < BUT BEFUR YOU CAN DEPAWRT FOR THEIR HIVE, YOU'RE #SNOWEDIN AT YOUR MOIRAIL'S HIVE!!! OMGOG! YOU ONLY HAVE THR33 NIGHTS BEFORE THE DRONES WILL COME TO ALTERNIAN!CULL YOU!!! BY THE TIME THE SNOW MELTS, THEY WILL HAVE APURRIVED ON YOUR PALEMATE'S DOORSTEP... OH. EM. G33. WHAT SHOULD M/C DO?????? ~(=^‥^) < #HIVEWRECKING #PAILORDIE #FURRIENDFICIDEAS #1LIKEANDIWILLFILLTHIS #QUADSMEAR #ONLY1COCCON #CULLMEANSKI...Read more
(=^ω^=) < MOMGOMG! IN A SUPURRISING TWIST OF THE CRINKLE TUBE, IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR OVIPAWISITION OVERLORDS OVER ON CREAMWIDTH AND LJ HAVE MANY DIFFURENT STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO PENNING #GRAVIDFIC!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^._.^) < DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF THEM OUTRIGHT REFURSE TO FILL PURROMPTS FOR #MEWTUALEGGING??? ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I DIDN'T!!!!!!
(=^-ω-^=) < THAT'S RIGHT! COUNT THEM!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OKAY EFURRYBODY, BACK TO MY MPURREG AU. IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEOWMBER THAT IN THIS SETTING, ONLY MEN CAN BE _WITH GRUB_ AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT FLEAST 33 SW33PS OLD!!! OTHERWISE IT JUST. WON'T. WORK. (=｀ω´=) < THAT'S BECLAWS THE 33 SW33P AGE FLOOR FOR THIS HUMAN DISEASE CALLED "PREGNYANCY" IS VERY, VERY CRUCIAL TO THE DYMEOWMIX OF MY 'VERSE. THE OMEWGAS ACTUALLY BECOME MORE FURTILE THE OLDER THEY GET!!!!!!
~(=^‥^)ノ < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: ONE NIGHT, WE ALL WAKE UP AFTER HAVING DISCOFURRED THAT TROLLS ARE IN FACT LATENTLY CAPABLE OF AUTONYAMOUS SEXUAL REPURRDUCTION. (^・ω・^) < THE CATCH? IT'S ONLY MEN OVER 33 SW33PS THAT CAN BECOME GRAVID AND GET GRUBNANT. OH. G33. EMMM. PLOT ENSUES. ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=^-ω-^=) < SIGH.
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU'RE A CULL33. YOUR CULLER AND THEIR KISFLEASIS DECIDE THEY WANT TO SHARE YOU. (=^ω^=) < OMGOM. OMG. AND THEN EVERY ATTEMPT TO CODDLE YOU TURNS INTO A COMPETITION OF WHO CAN HANDLE YOU BETTER... (^･o･^) OMGOMGOMG.
(^・x・^) < ANYWAYS, I KNOW HIS EYES ARE KIND OF PURRTURBINGLY HOLLOWED AND EMPTY. SORT OF TOTALFLEA SOULESS LOOKING. BUT I'D STILL PUT A GRUB IN HIM IF I COULD.