~(=^‥^)ノ < MOGCHAMP ANON!!!!!!
@avidCaterwauler
(^･o･^)ﾉ < E̲X̲T̲R̲E̲M̲E̲L̲Y̲ WORK UNSAFE FEED!!! STRICT FUB FREE POLICKSY, SHIP/LET SHIP = MY OTP. (^・x・^) < YKINMK!!! UNLESS IT IS. AND RPF IS NOT PROBLEMNYATIC!!!! REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOPEN.
I'm pleased to+ repo+rt that everyo+ne has mo+stly been keeping up the go+o+d behavio+r! Po+sitive reinfo+rcement really do+es wo+nders. @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp @taciturnTerro+r @arachno+idGrimo+rium @cavalierTho+ro+ughbred @gelidCalco+grapher #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Go+o+dBehavio+rChart #Suggestive #IYKYK
Sadly I can't tag Meulin since she isn't o+n Chittr, but @avidCaterwauler I think yo+u may be able to+ use this as inspiratio+n fo+r yo+ur fics.
(=｀ω´=) < OH, G33Z!!! I LOVE GOLD STARS!!! #SHINY-THINGS #REINFURCEMENT #STAR-REMOWVAL
(^./_.^) < I MEAN... I DON'T KNOW WHO "MEULIN" IS. BUT THANKS, OOMF! ヾ(=°-°=)ノ
(^./_.^) < ... (^._.^)ﾉ🪑
♑ good girl ♑
(^･o･^)ﾉ < HUH? WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??? (^・ω・^)
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(=｀ω´=) < REALLY?????? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DRAW ME BOYPREGGERS? FUR FR33??? I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO ASK IF I COULD COMMEWSSION YOU!!! BUT IF YOU'RE INSITCHSTING! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
:o) Honk! :o) Everything is fine. :o) Libelous rumors of my having been #Damaranapped are greatly exaggerated. :o) Please accept my sincere apologies for any posts that have been #suggestive of #violence. my disloyal ungrateful heretic whore ass has been running motherfuckin wild but she’s about to learn. EVERYONE IS.
(^・ω・^) < WOW!!! OMG. JUST WOW. WOW! SO HAPPY! SO HAPPY FOR THE TWO OF YOU!!! I'D WRITE ABOUT HOW HAPPY I AM, BUT I'M JUST SO HAPPY!!!!!! FUR THE HAPPY CLAWPLE!!!
(^._.^) < UM. ARE YOU OKAY, THOUGH?
(=^-ω-^=) < SIGH.
i could go for a mother fucking beans job right now. FEELING ALL KINDS OF CATLICIOUS NINJASTIC IN THIS HIVE BY MY DAMN SELF.
(^./_.^) < OH NO. I'M F33LING REALLY CONFLICKTED SUDDENLY... #OMG
i told you to listen for the thunder. pissed me off one too many times, my sister. GOT ME ALL KINDS OF RILED UP. MY BLOOD BOILS AND MY SKIN CRAWLS TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEEN OUT THERE DOIN', FUCKIN' 'ROUND LIKE A 9 SWEEP OLD WITHOUT A BUCKET. did you forget? did you motherfucking MISREMEMBER? always keep an eye on your DAY ONES. WHO HAS BEEN THE ONE BY YOUR SIDE? WHO HAS BEEN THE BROTHER IN THE APHELION OF YOUR PERIPHERY ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING TIME. don't worry. i'll remind you. MAKE SURE YOU NEVER FORGET EVER AGAIN.
(^・ω・^) < OH... WELL. I'M HAPPY FUR YOU TWO, I GUESS! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ
anon asks "wvhos the hottest guy not named cronus ampora on chittr" this is toeing the line of vwhat i consider a shit question, i knovw vwhat youre trying to do here. do you hawve any idea howv many unansvwered "okay but youwve gotta be a lil gay right?" type questions i got gathering dust? its dowvnright bizarre is vwhat it is. but this is close enough to asking for an actual opinion instead of laying out some sorta rainbovw colored flypaper hoping youll catch me out. im not actually sure i hawve anyone specific in mind here, and if i did, he wvouldnt appreciate being @-ed. the vwantii are some handsome fellas, i cant deny that, kurloz has a sorta jean a say qwvah,.. vwait, vwait, i change my answver. dualscar. thats a different name than cronus ampora. there, easy peasy. #askcronus #notgay
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMG!!! OMGOGMG! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) OH EM G33! I CAN'T! I HAVE TO!!! (^・ω・^) <#KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN! (^./_.^) OK33DOK33, EFURRYONE. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM BUBBLE!BEFORAN!DRIVER'S LISCENTS IS GOING TO GET PUSSPENDED AGAIN!!! (=｀ω´=) < I SUPPAWS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ALL OF MY RECENT LATE LIGHTS SPENT WRITING ALL THIS FUZZY WUZZY WAFFATHON FANFLICK OF THE POUNCELER!!! BUT I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY LATEST #POUNCIELOZ #TREATFIC! WHICH MEANS THE #SL33P-DEPURRVATION IS WORTH IT!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ ~(=^‥^)ノ < THANKS TO MY ACCLAWNTABILITY BUDDY FUR TAKING THIS PICTURE! COULD YOU DRIVE US BACK NOW??? @handMaid
The fact that yo+ur license even keeps getting reinstated is baffling.
wow i wasnt aware you had a lower back tattoo
(=｀ω´=) < I KNOW!!! THEY'RE JUST SO NICE TO ME OFUR AT THE D33 EM SQU33!!!!!!
(^･o･^) < I HAVE A LOWER BACK CATTOO??? OH. EM. G33! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ THAT IS SO SURPURRISING!!! #MISSING-SCENE #WHATFIC #AMNESIA
Yeah, I'm no+t sure that's a go+o+d thing. Yo+ur reckless behavio+r behind the wheel co+uld have serio+usly injured so+meo+ne.
Oh, no... Third time's the charm, Mogchamp.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < WELL I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT HOW ALL OF DIED AND ARE DEAD NOW, FUREVER!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘
Okay, yes, po+int taken. Still. Being dead do+esn't mean yo+u can't get hurt. Ho+w wo+uld *yo+u* feel if so+me tro+ll hit yo+u with their scuttlebuggy?
＼(=^‥^)// < YOU'RE RIGHT! I THINK I WILL TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN!!! THANKS PURRANEA!
└(=^‥^=)┐ < H33H33H33! PAY NO ATTENTION TO ANYAN BEHIND THE PURRTAIN!!! JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT MEOW! ~(=^‥^)ノ🪑 I'LL ONLY BE OVER IN THIS COZY CORNER SCRATCHING UP THE FURNITURE WHILE I BOBSERVE!!! 🪑└(=^‥^=)┐ FLEASE, GO ON!!! YOU CAN K33P ARGUING!!!!!!
So+metimes, I really lo+ve my friends. Other times...
(=｀ω´=) < #HATEFLICK???
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
(=｀ω´=) < PAW PRINTS BITCH IDIOT??? OR PURRINCE ITCH IDIOT??? DO THOSE COUNT???
ヾ(=；ェ；=)ﾉ < I #F33LS LIKE YOU DON'T PITY ME AS MURRCH AS I DOOO!!! LIKE IT'S NOT MEWTUAL!!!!!!
8=D < Yes I do.
(=｀ω´=) < OH! YOU DO??? OK33DOK33 THEN! #I-F33L-BETTER-MEOW
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: IT'S DRONE SEASON. YOUR FILIAL SAMPLE IS UP FUR COLLECTION, AND YOU'VE MADE PREPURRATIONS TO STAY WITH YOUR MATESPRIT/KISFLEASIS WHILE YOU GET THE JOB DONE. (^･o･^)ﾉ < BUT BEFUR YOU CAN DEPAWRT FOR THEIR HIVE, YOU'RE #SNOWEDIN AT YOUR MOIRAIL'S HIVE!!! OMGOG! YOU ONLY HAVE THR33 NIGHTS BEFORE THE DRONES WILL COME TO ALTERNIAN!CULL YOU!!! BY THE TIME THE SNOW MELTS, THEY WILL HAVE APURRIVED ON YOUR PALEMATE'S DOORSTEP... OH. EM. G33. WHAT SHOULD M/C DO?????? ~(=^‥^) < #HIVEWRECKING #PAILORDIE #FURRIENDFICIDEAS #1LIKEANDIWILLFILLTHIS #QUADSMEAR #ONLY1COCCON #CULLMEANSKILLAU #PALEBLACKMAIL #PALEMAIL #FURCEDPROXIMIKITTY #DUBCONCILIATORY #CONCUPERACOON #SMEOXYTIMES #SMEAREDPAPS #PAILRAILS #QUADFAKING #NEKORARE #COITUSINTERRUPUSS
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well, I'll be...!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Three days 'n I can't stop thinkin' 'bout this rinky dink post... (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> W-would ya mind all that bad if I took this 'n ssssssssssslid it into somethin' of a Y/C prompt I've been dreamin' 'o makin'...??? It's mostly Swattpad stuff, nothin' too prestigious, b-but I'd love t'crosspost! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Yer work is a HYUUUUUUGE inspiration t'me, and I'd love t'take a crack or several at some crackfic...! Please.
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMGOMG!!! THR33 WHOLE DAYS?????? REALLY? I CAN'T FURLIEVE I INSPIRED YOU SO CONSUMMAWTELY!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ FLEASE, GO AHEAD! I'D BE HONORED!!! OH. EM. G333333!!! (=｀ω´=) < MY ONLY STIPURRLATION IS THAT YOU _MUST_ TAG ME WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR SCRATCHING POST! I N33D TO S33 IT AS SOON AS YOU RELEASE IT!!! #3333333333
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
GOOD PURRBEAST. I WILL FIND IT IN MY MERCIFUL PUSHER TO FORGIVE YOU. EVENTUALLY. @0u0@
(^./_.^) < UM... SORRY, WHAT WERE WE JUST TALKING ABOUT? DID I DO SOMETHING???
D --> Hm D --> It is not my place to get between two lowb100ds D --> Hah... between two lowb100ds D --> Back on track D --> It is not my place D --> But you should stick to your convictions D --> Do not let someone tell you to change what you believe D --> You are a STRONG and POWERFUL being of b100d deserving of only respect D --> Be what you are D --> State what you believe
the what
I BET YOU’D FIT BETWEEN US. LIKE A KEY INTO A LOCK. HOW ARE YOU AT. HHHH. MEDIATION. AND MULTITASKING. AND TAKING SLASHING DAMAGE. AND PIERCING DAMAGE. AND HOLDING YOUR BREATH. #SUGGESTIVE.
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
＼(=^‥^)// < I CAN'T REMEMPURR WHY, BUT I AGR33 WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THAT'S TRUE! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HER!!! #CHURCH #PAWPRAY