\(=^‥^)// < OMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! WHY DIDN'T ANYPAWDY TELL ME THAT HUMANS HAD THEIR OWN FURSION OF "POST-PUPAL HOWLFIEND"??? I F33L LIKE I'M GOING TO START CLAWING AT THE WALLS FROM THIS NEW REVELATION! (=;ェ;=) < THESE HUMAN ACTORS... OMGM. I CAN'T. THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND GAY AND PERF. AND GAY!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I'M GOING TO START YOWLING AT THE SINGULAR PINK MOON ABOUT IT!!!!!! #F33LS #I-CANT-EVEN

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(^./_.^) < AS IF I COULD EFUR TRUST YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SUBTLE DYNYANMICS BETW33N A BEAST-SHIFTER AND THE POSSESSED PALE-ADJASCENT FRIEND THAT HE KNOTS. #AS-A-FRIEND ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) < THIS SHOW ISN'T FOR GUYS LIKE YOU! IT'S FOR GIRLS LIKE ME! OBVIHISSLY!!! (=`ω´=) < BESIDES, I'VE ALREADY S33N THAT SHOW ABOUT THE MEOW MEOW METH TRADE. (^・ω・^) DO YOU WANT TO S33 MY MAIKHE x WALTUH KINK MEME FILLS? I HAVE AN ENTIRE BINDER DEDICATED TO THEM! AND SOMETIMES... I EVEN LET WALTUH TOP! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘

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ONEGAI PLEASE DM ME THE OLD MAN YAOI. PLEASE IT’S URGENT.

😳 yo... they got human yao1? that's crazy... maybe 1 gotta check th1s show out somet1me...
(=^ω^=) < HI, DAMAWRA!!! I TRIED TO SEND THE FULL CATCHE OF #OLD-MAMMAL-SMUT TO YOU ON TROLLIAN, BUT THE WHOLE THING WAS TOO BIG TO SEND ON ITS OWN! ヽ(=^・ω・^=)ノ < SO I CRAFTED A SPARE 333-TERABITE HARD DRIVE TO SEND TO WHEREFUR YOU MIGHT BE! IF YOU SEND ME YOUR BEST TRANSPORTAILIZER ADDRESS, I CAN SEND YOU MY MOST RECENT LITTER OF #MANIMAL-x-MANIMAL FICS IN A COUPLE OF NIGHTS OR SO!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘
T_T I’M ON THE STUPID FUCKING GREEN MOON. LIKE ALWAYS. BECAUSE GOD HATES ME.
(^-人-^) < OH... RIGHT... └(=^‥^=)┐ < WELL, DON'T WORRY! I DOUBT ANYNYAN IN YOUR FUZZY GR33N CATHOUSE UP THERE WOULD WANT TO SWIPE YOUR MAIL! ESPECIALLY IF ANY PAWRCEL THAT CAME FOR YOU CONHISSTED EXCLUSIVELY OF OLD!GAY!MAMMAL SMUT WITH ONLY GUY-ON-GUY SHIPS!!! (=`ω´=) < DON'T WORRY, DAMRAWRA. YOUR MAIL'S PROBABLY _MUCH_ SAFER THAN YOU THINK IT IS. #BE-PAWSITIVE
OH ANONCHAN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
