~(=^‥^)ノ < MOGCHAMP ANON!!!!!!
@avidCaterwauler
(^･o･^)ﾉ < E̲X̲T̲R̲E̲M̲E̲L̲Y̲ WORK UNSAFE FEED!!! STRICT FUB FREE POLICKSY, SHIP/LET SHIP = MY OTP. (^・x・^) < YKINMK!!! UNLESS IT IS. AND RPF IS NOT PROBLEMNYATIC!!!! REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOPEN.
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
It's sweet of you to acknowledge a possi8le error in your previous recollection of how SGRU8 aspects affect one's likelihood to fall in a 8inary within the so called "omegaverse" and pu8licly address it like this. Don't 8e so harsh on yourself, now. I'd 8e sad if you were in poor shape to continue writing, Mogchamp Anon. I'll 8e waiting for your next piece. ::::)
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
(=^･ｪ･^=) < AWWW! THANKS, PURRANEA! IT'S PAWBABLY A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO PUT YOUR ASPECT AND ALL THOSE OTHER ONES BACK IN THE OMEWGA SECTION ANYWAYS!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I FURRGOT HOW TAILMENDOUSLY #ALPHA TIME WAS!!!!!!
(^._.^) < I DON'T DESERVE DAMP SHREDS. #IN-MY-F33LS
＼(=^‥^)// < I CAN'T REMEMPURR WHY, BUT I AGR33 WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THAT'S TRUE! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HER!!! #CHURCH #PAWPRAY
Yes, naturally... Have you considered adding an addendum for specific trolls who don't fit the criteria? #WritingTips
D --> I see D --> Understood D --> If this is an issue only my guiding hoof can resolve, I am obligated to do it D --> I was hatched for this D --> I was brought up by my lusus for this D --> I trained for si%ty sweeps for this D --> I canter it D --> I can fi% this beautiful relationship between two remarkable lowb100ded women D --> If I must be saddled between them for that to happen D --> I am willing to make that sacrifice
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
( ;｀Д´) < I will not sit and watch her be stolen away from me! ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;) < She is all I have left!
｢( ≧∀≦)ノ and nyow you have nyahthing!｣
(^._.^) < UM... IT'S _NEKO_RARE ACTUALLY. (^./_.^) < SORRY, IT SORT OF BREAKS MY IMMURRSION WHEN THE CAT PUNS GET LEFT OUT. I DON'T THINK I CAN CH33TAH ON MY MOIRAIL WITH YOU...
｢(ФωФ) keke... megane thought trollkyo mew meu-chan didn't knyow what a neko was. (ФωФ)｣
(^・ω・^) < UM. OK33 DOK33 THEN! S33 YOU IN A MINUTE!
｢(*´∀`) keke, neko-chan! (ФωФ) does your moirail know you're a usotsuki desu ka? :*(〃∇〃人)*:｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: liar liar! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ *thinking* k-kyah!!Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) i-if 恋愛関係-chan's pants are on fire... Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ h-her pantsu will be revealed!!]
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^・ω・^) < #OMEWGAS-ACTING-OUT #POWERBOTTOM-POWERGRABS #STICKYFISH #R33FER-LADNESS #WWHUMPFIC #BARRELFIC #UPPITY #PRINTSPURRLAY #GILL-STUCKAGE #REVVERSE-CASTE-GAP #CATNAPPING #TOE-BEANS #BEANSJOB #AHABS-CROSSPLAY #SCARIFICATPUN #WAKEBREAKING #AU:MURR-A-WIZARD-ERI #AU:ONLYFINS #SHAVING-KINK #LIKE-FUR-FILL
＼(=^‥^)// < THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THIS ONE!!! SINCE YOU'VE B33N SUCH A DEDICATED READER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘
(^・ω・^) < SO YOU AND THAT #RANDOM-INDIGO-GUY AT THAT PARTY... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???
I mean I'll accept your assignment of omega anyway if it makes you feel better I can't even say I think that would be wrong
... noth1n much... just a l1l boys n1ght act1on, y'know how 1t 1s r1ght? haha...
(^･o･^)ﾉ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???
＼(=^‥^)// < PAWSE!!! PAWSE IT! I F33L SO INSPIPURRED RIGHT NOW!!! I THINK I N33D TO GO CLAWMISSION SOME ART OF HIS #TOE-BEANS FUR THIS FIC YOU'VE SPURRNED ME INTO WRITING!!!!!! OMGOGMOGMGGOMG!!!
this chart puts me, my matesprit, and my kismesis here all as omegas. a tanglled web...
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOMGOMG! THE FABLED CLOVERMEGA CLOWDER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY A THING IN #LITTER-FICS!!!!!! OGMGOMGOMG! OMGOMG! OH EM G333333!!!
(=｀ω´=)ﾉ < YES I DO!!! IT'S WHY I'M ASKING, SILLY! (=^･ｪ･^=) #ASK-BOX-IS-OPEN #YOU-FIT-YOU-SITS
(^./_.^) < FUR THE RECORD, I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATÉING IN #TITTYTUESDAY!!! SORRY! (^･o･^)ﾉ < I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CENSOR BARS, AND IF I POST ANY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES TO BUBBLR, MY ACCOUNT WILL MOST DEFURNITELY GET NUKED!!! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < AND IF I CAN'T CLAWS-POST IT TO MY BUBBLR, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT???
███████████████ ███████████████ WHOOPS. I DROPPED MY MASSIVE CENSOR BARS. FAR TOO LONG. HEAVY. AND PRODIGIOUS. FOR ME TO USE MYSELF.
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < WOW!!! THESE CENSORS WOULD PAWBABLY DO THE TRICK! BUT I CAN'T PUT THEM ON BY MYSELF!!! MY MITTENS ARE WAY TOO STICKY!!!!!! (^・ω・^) < IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE AROUND WHO COULD LEND ME THEIR ASSNIFFSTANCE! THEN MAYBE MY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES WOULD BE DASH READY!!! #SUGGESTIVE #SUGGESTINGYOULENDAPAW
＼(=^‥^)// < WOW!!! I F33L SO SAFE FUR WORK ALL OF A SUDDEN! I'LL S33 WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE #NICEMAID!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
You do not, but I do. Alpha must come first, then omega last, so the omega can not be right, but wrong, but left behind. This is the only path, the only way to see it as it is.
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMOMGOMG! EFURRYONE WAIT!!! THIS GUY REALLY GETS IT!!!!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=｀ω´=) < #FLUFF #FUZZIES #HAIRBALL
(^･o･^) < I'M FELINE FINE!!! BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I END UP HAVING A #COUGHINGFIC LATER!!!!!! #THISCATCOLICKSBACK
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE CUSTODIAL DUTIES OFUR THIS RANDOM GRUB NOW. TOGETHER!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THOUGHTS???
M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OH EM. EFF. G33! (THE EFF WAS FOR "FURREAKING"!!!) (^･o･^)ﾉ < I N33D YOU TO COUGH UP EVERY LAST DETAIL. EFURY. SINGLE. ONE. FLEASE!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO EVEN TRY CANNING TO EVEN IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!
0H H3R3 L3T M3 H3LP M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
(=^‥^=) < CANNYANBALS??? OMGOMGOGMGOMG. (^･o･^) < EXPLAIN. NEOW. AND IN THE THE MOST EXPLICKIT WAY PAWSSIBLE!!!
1 M34N S0M3 0F 1T 1SNT MY BUS1N3SS BUT 1 TH1NK TH3 GRUB C0ULD B3 1N M0RT4L D4NG3R 1F 0N3 0F TH0S3 TW0 W4SNT F3D
Well, it wasn't actually two partner nyassassins, so much as two trolls whose professional pursuits have very little in common~. Although it could be said that they both fight tooth and claw, in a manner of speaking~. And they weren't exactly given a grub, so much as one of them imagined it in order to grubtrap the other, who was attempting to break up with him at the time~. But other than that, it's exactly the same~.
1 fuck1ng knew 1t, the fake human-style pregnancy arc str1kes aga1n
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
m1LADY, YOU WOULD GET ON WELL W1TH rANKMA1D-SENSE1. tHAT SA1D, YOU HAVE M1SPLACED YOUR PRONOUNS, - n1TRAM-DONO
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < OH. EM. G33. BEFUR I FORGET! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MY #OMEWGAVERSE AU, THERE ARE NO BETAS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) WE DIE LIKE GRUBLESS MEN!!!!!!
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMGOMGOMG! WOW! LOOK AT THE #BISCUITS ON THAT GUY!!! #VAGUE #VAGUESCRATCHPOST (^・ω・^)
I hope the biscuits come with gravy~. #NSFW
└(=^‥^=)┐ < GOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! THEY BETTER! OR I CAN'T! I WON'T!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO CAN'T EVEN EVEN!!!!!! #RISING #ROUXFIC #STICKY
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OMG!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CERTAILN PUBLIC FIGURES FROM MY HOME PLANET WOULD BE SO INTO MY #OMEWGAVERSEAU!!!!!! I WONDER IF THEY'D APPURVE OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM SO FAR!!!
please do share with the world so we can see how dope your work is
(^･o･^) < TO BE CLAWNEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I SHOULD POST MY FULL FANFLICKS ON PLATFORMS THAT AREN'T MY CREAMWIDTH OR MY AO33 ACCOUNT... (^./_.^) I ALMOST GOT BANNED FROM BUBBLR FOR WHAT I WAS SCRATCH-POSTING ABOUT THE TR33ABOO.
(^./_.^) < PURRTEND IT HAS TO DO WITH THE SOUL TIES FROM MY OTHER AU AND MAYBE PAWLSO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T PURRTINENT ENOUGH TO THE PLOT FOR ME TO ANSWER.
~(=^‥^) < I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD TRY TO POPUPURRIZE A VERSION OF THE OMEWGAVERSE WHERE ALL THE MEN ARE OMEWGAS BY DEFAULT!!! AND CONFURSELY, ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE ALPHAS!!!!!! (^・x・^) < AND NO, FUR THE RECORD I AM NOT INTERESTED IN EXPAWNDING ON THE BIOLOGICAL MECHMEOWMIX OF HOW THIS WOULD WORK. JUST. GO WITH IT. OKAY???
what about non binary peoplle what are they
(^・ω・^) < UMMM, WHICHEFUR ONE THEY'RE FELINE LIKE I GUESS!!!
(^・x・^) < NO. I CAN'T. LITTERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW!!! (=ＴェＴ=) OMG. MOGMOMG!!!!!! STOP!!!
Sorry Love, Maybe Take Some Time To Yourself? Make The Best Out Of A Rubbish Situation
Stay Safe Love, Take Care In Whatever You're Planning On Doing And Have Fun Of Course!