~(=^‥^)ノ < MOGCHAMP ANON!!!!!!
@avidCaterwauler
(^･o･^)ﾉ < E̲X̲T̲R̲E̲M̲E̲L̲Y̲ WORK UNSAFE FEED!!! STRICT FUB FREE POLICKSY, SHIP/LET SHIP = MY OTP. (^・x・^) < YKINMK!!! UNLESS IT IS. AND RPF IS NOT PROBLEMNYATIC!!!! REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOPEN.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < I AM TAKING ANOTHER BREAK FROM BUBBLR. I JUST CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THE DISHCOURSE ON THE DASH ABOUT SHAGG33<>SCOOBI RIGHT NOW. (^._.^) I JUST. CAN'T. EVEN.
(^./_.^) < ... (^._.^)ﾉ🪑
♑ good girl ♑
(^･o･^)ﾉ < HUH? WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??? (^・ω・^)
♦️█ ░ d0 y0u think he ever g0t sweaty plucking all 0f that truffula tree f0liage? n0t like bad sweaty, but like, just a little bit 0f must, y0u kn0w fr0m w0rking his really hard sweaty little jerky strip 0f a b0dy? i w0nder if it marinated in that suit. we d0nt actually kn0w if he ever can0nically changed 0ut 0f it and it w0uld pr0bably be really premature t0 say he did especially after all the fuzzy beasts turn against him and make his stay an unpleasant 0ne. imagine the smell. i bet the l0rax pr0bably did. while missing the f0rest (between the legs and under the arms) f0r the trees (the stupid n0npubic pink 0nes). ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
D --> Why #suggestive D --> Elaborate
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN! (^./_.^) OK33DOK33, EFURRYONE. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM BUBBLE!BEFORAN!DRIVER'S LISCENTS IS GOING TO GET PUSSPENDED AGAIN!!! (=｀ω´=) < I SUPPAWS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ALL OF MY RECENT LATE LIGHTS SPENT WRITING ALL THIS FUZZY WUZZY WAFFATHON FANFLICK OF THE POUNCELER!!! BUT I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY LATEST #POUNCIELOZ #TREATFIC! WHICH MEANS THE #SL33P-DEPURRVATION IS WORTH IT!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ ~(=^‥^)ノ < THANKS TO MY ACCLAWNTABILITY BUDDY FUR TAKING THIS PICTURE! COULD YOU DRIVE US BACK NOW??? @handMaid
Yeah, I'm no+t sure that's a go+o+d thing. Yo+ur reckless behavio+r behind the wheel co+uld have serio+usly injured so+meo+ne.
Oh, no... Third time's the charm, Mogchamp.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < WELL I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT HOW ALL OF DIED AND ARE DEAD NOW, FUREVER!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘
Okay, yes, po+int taken. Still. Being dead do+esn't mean yo+u can't get hurt. Ho+w wo+uld *yo+u* feel if so+me tro+ll hit yo+u with their scuttlebuggy?
＼(=^‥^)// < YOU'RE RIGHT! I THINK I WILL TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN!!! THANKS PURRANEA!
It's likely that she'd 8e too frazzled to register the pain. Pardon me, too... sleep deprived.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < H33H33H33! PAY NO ATTENTION TO ANYAN BEHIND THE PURRTAIN!!! JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT MEOW! ~(=^‥^)ノ🪑 I'LL ONLY BE OVER IN THIS COZY CORNER SCRATCHING UP THE FURNITURE WHILE I BOBSERVE!!! 🪑└(=^‥^=)┐ FLEASE, GO ON!!! YOU CAN K33P ARGUING!!!!!!
ヾ(=；ェ；=)ﾉ < I #F33LS LIKE YOU DON'T PITY ME AS MURRCH AS I DOOO!!! LIKE IT'S NOT MEWTUAL!!!!!!
(=｀ω´=) < OH! YOU DO??? OK33DOK33 THEN! #I-F33L-BETTER-MEOW
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
It's sweet of you to acknowledge a possi8le error in your previous recollection of how SGRU8 aspects affect one's likelihood to fall in a 8inary within the so called "omegaverse" and pu8licly address it like this. Don't 8e so harsh on yourself, now. I'd 8e sad if you were in poor shape to continue writing, Mogchamp Anon. I'll 8e waiting for your next piece. ::::)
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
(=^･ｪ･^=) < AWWW! THANKS, PURRANEA! IT'S PAWBABLY A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO PUT YOUR ASPECT AND ALL THOSE OTHER ONES BACK IN THE OMEWGA SECTION ANYWAYS!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I FURRGOT HOW TAILMENDOUSLY #ALPHA TIME WAS!!!!!!
(^._.^) < I DON'T DESERVE DAMP SHREDS. #IN-MY-F33LS
＼(=^‥^)// < I CAN'T REMEMPURR WHY, BUT I AGR33 WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THAT'S TRUE! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HER!!! #CHURCH #PAWPRAY
Yes, naturally... Have you considered adding an addendum for specific trolls who don't fit the criteria? #WritingTips
D --> I see D --> Understood D --> If this is an issue only my guiding hoof can resolve, I am obligated to do it D --> I was hatched for this D --> I was brought up by my lusus for this D --> I trained for si%ty sweeps for this D --> I canter it D --> I can fi% this beautiful relationship between two remarkable lowb100ded women D --> If I must be saddled between them for that to happen D --> I am willing to make that sacrifice
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
( ;｀Д´) < I will not sit and watch her be stolen away from me! ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;) < She is all I have left!
｢( ≧∀≦)ノ and nyow you have nyahthing!｣
(^._.^) < UM... IT'S _NEKO_RARE ACTUALLY. (^./_.^) < SORRY, IT SORT OF BREAKS MY IMMURRSION WHEN THE CAT PUNS GET LEFT OUT. I DON'T THINK I CAN CH33TAH ON MY MOIRAIL WITH YOU...
｢(ФωФ) keke... megane thought trollkyo mew meu-chan didn't knyow what a neko was. (ФωФ)｣
(^・ω・^) < UM. OK33 DOK33 THEN! S33 YOU IN A MINUTE!
｢(*´∀`) keke, neko-chan! (ФωФ) does your moirail know you're a usotsuki desu ka? :*(〃∇〃人)*:｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: liar liar! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ *thinking* k-kyah!!Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) i-if 恋愛関係-chan's pants are on fire... Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ h-her pantsu will be revealed!!]
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^・ω・^) < #OMEWGAS-ACTING-OUT #POWERBOTTOM-POWERGRABS #STICKYFISH #R33FER-LADNESS #WWHUMPFIC #BARRELFIC #UPPITY #PRINTSPURRLAY #GILL-STUCKAGE #REVVERSE-CASTE-GAP #CATNAPPING #TOE-BEANS #BEANSJOB #AHABS-CROSSPLAY #SCARIFICATPUN #WAKEBREAKING #AU:MURR-A-WIZARD-ERI #AU:ONLYFINS #SHAVING-KINK #LIKE-FUR-FILL
＼(=^‥^)// < THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THIS ONE!!! SINCE YOU'VE B33N SUCH A DEDICATED READER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘
(^・ω・^) < SO YOU AND THAT #RANDOM-INDIGO-GUY AT THAT PARTY... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???
I mean I'll accept your assignment of omega anyway if it makes you feel better I can't even say I think that would be wrong
... noth1n much... just a l1l boys n1ght act1on, y'know how 1t 1s r1ght? haha...
(^･o･^)ﾉ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???
＼(=^‥^)// < PAWSE!!! PAWSE IT! I F33L SO INSPIPURRED RIGHT NOW!!! I THINK I N33D TO GO CLAWMISSION SOME ART OF HIS #TOE-BEANS FUR THIS FIC YOU'VE SPURRNED ME INTO WRITING!!!!!! OMGOGMOGMGGOMG!!!
this chart puts me, my matesprit, and my kismesis here all as omegas. a tanglled web...
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOMGOMG! THE FABLED CLOVERMEGA CLOWDER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY A THING IN #LITTER-FICS!!!!!! OGMGOMGOMG! OMGOMG! OH EM G333333!!!
(=｀ω´=)ﾉ < YES I DO!!! IT'S WHY I'M ASKING, SILLY! (=^･ｪ･^=) #ASK-BOX-IS-OPEN #YOU-FIT-YOU-SITS
(^./_.^) < FUR THE RECORD, I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATÉING IN #TITTYTUESDAY!!! SORRY! (^･o･^)ﾉ < I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CENSOR BARS, AND IF I POST ANY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES TO BUBBLR, MY ACCOUNT WILL MOST DEFURNITELY GET NUKED!!! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < AND IF I CAN'T CLAWS-POST IT TO MY BUBBLR, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT???
███████████████ ███████████████ WHOOPS. I DROPPED MY MASSIVE CENSOR BARS. FAR TOO LONG. HEAVY. AND PRODIGIOUS. FOR ME TO USE MYSELF.
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < WOW!!! THESE CENSORS WOULD PAWBABLY DO THE TRICK! BUT I CAN'T PUT THEM ON BY MYSELF!!! MY MITTENS ARE WAY TOO STICKY!!!!!! (^・ω・^) < IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE AROUND WHO COULD LEND ME THEIR ASSNIFFSTANCE! THEN MAYBE MY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES WOULD BE DASH READY!!! #SUGGESTIVE #SUGGESTINGYOULENDAPAW
＼(=^‥^)// < WOW!!! I F33L SO SAFE FUR WORK ALL OF A SUDDEN! I'LL S33 WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE #NICEMAID!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
You do not, but I do. Alpha must come first, then omega last, so the omega can not be right, but wrong, but left behind. This is the only path, the only way to see it as it is.
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMOMGOMG! EFURRYONE WAIT!!! THIS GUY REALLY GETS IT!!!!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=｀ω´=) < #FLUFF #FUZZIES #HAIRBALL
(^･o･^) < I'M FELINE FINE!!! BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I END UP HAVING A #COUGHINGFIC LATER!!!!!! #THISCATCOLICKSBACK