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「( ≧∀≦)ノ and nyow you have nyahthing!」

[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀`)ノ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
@taciturnTerror HELLO. MODS. DELETE THIS. AND WRING HER THINKSPONGE OUT. TO DETERMINE WHY SHE DECIDED TO POST THIS.

8===D < Rarity and I are e%ceedingly gratefoal to the proprietors of #PlushRump for this clopportunity. #Plush #MLP #Clopping #WaifuWednesday @technicallyTimaeus @timaeusTestified#0414
OHHGHMGYFUCKIJGGOD. #BEFORANCULLING. #SHADOWDROPPERPLAY. #BLOODBAG. #CASTEGAP. #TOXICYURI. #TOXICGAP. #MEDICULLPLAY. #BLOOD. #BLOODPLAY. #BLOODDRINKING. #BLOODLETTING. #ASINLETTINGHERTAKEALLMYBLOODOUT. #ANDSMEARITALLOVERHERCHEST. #BLOODASLUBE. #GORE. #JUSTUSGORES. #JUSTGORYTHINGS. #RESPAWNDENIAL. #FORCEDMEDICULLATTENTION. #UNSAFEINSANECONSENSUAL. #NSFW #NSFWE #HHHH.
"We are the things that o+thers fear, I said. Remember that." - Tro+ll Anne Rice, Interview with the Shado+w Dro+pper Credit to+: @handMaid fo+r helping me so+urce the blo+o+d. ;) #Blo+o+d #Ho+rro+r #Go+re #GPOY #JustGirlyThings #MaryamMo+ment

၄⋆၃ genuinely wonder what goes through your pan but i respext the grind i think

What an omega thing to say!
I hope the esteemed duelists don't mind me taking some artistic liberty~~~~~~~~. @martialVarnish @diligentAcquisitions #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds #SelfInsert #ThreewayDuels #UnicornSighting https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/deab4c14589c~.png

Mogchamp Anon, I will have a word with you a8out this in priv8. Forgive my intrusion, 8ut you've forced my prong. See you soon. ::::)

8=D < Thinking fondly of my dear furriends tolight...
Imagine I posted something ominous and smug, if you please.

i should be meaner to people
It's funny, being assigned a mytho+lo+gical title by a co+smic video+ game o+f unkno+wn o+rigin. I wo+n't pretend I was always the best team player. I spent so+ much o+f the three sweeps that my friends and I spent in that game rejecting this assignment, bo+th as a Maid and Of Space. I didn't want to+ be a servant. I didn't want to+ be a mo+ther. What a sick jo+ke, I always tho+ught, that this thing tried to+ tell me that my ultimate destiny was to+ be the universe's dutiful mo+mmy. I'd have spit in the face o+f who+ever created this damn game if I co+uld. I still might. Pto+o+ey. But in a ro+undabo+ut way, it gave me a deeper appreciatio+n o+f maids. It's chic no+w to+ asso+ciate the Tro+ll French maid with sex, but little is do+ne to+ ackno+wledge the hard, suppo+rt-co+lumn breaking wo+rk these wo+men were do+ing to+ maintain the hives o+f rich highblo+o+ds. Beneath tho+se frilly skirts and cute apro+ns is a wo+man who+ to+iled fo+r absurdly lo+ng ho+urs with little sleep, little pay, and little reco+gnitio+n. My blo+o+dpumper breaks fo+r them. I realized, perhaps to+o+ late, that I co+uldn't just say "fuck yo+u" to+ the universe and leave it at that. It wo+uld mean that the sacrifices o+f all o+f tho+se maids befo+re me were in vain. Maybe even that is ego+tistical o+f me to+ admit. But if I were go+ing to+ be a Maid, I had to+ at least try to+ ho+no+r my class' namesake. I ho+pe I still am. #MaidMo+nday #SGRUB #GPOY
M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM

picture just the dopest kush you ever did smash toking on straight miracle whip wisps will o what the fuck type shit we are talking not catnip but catteething catbiting catlickandslackjawing catastrophic catgnawing clean through the catdrawing on dark carnival god or whatever now picture absolutely no drugs involved just a mirtherfucking deluge of pretty lights and then your shoulders slacking and doing whatever the hell is asked of you all that stuff you tagged earlier just exists now you wrote it but you dont remember doing it instant fanfic gratification at the cost of instant fanfic memory loss fun and exciting but also dark and distressing you have no idea what happened just that it happened to you that is mindjacking off also mindjacking off my fat dih aha got em you totally got got

(°. i'm s𖦹 fucking d𖦹ne .°)

sex having deficient

mirth

X Does low % beer count as water? #substance x
well you cant have that either.

Nuh uh
i rather shut someone up than wwaitin for them to shut up.

X No. Breakfast moonshine and weed is the best I can do #substance x

おー、なるほど。よく分かった。

hmm.

hmm... king, i like that.

gotta say, the tradvwife stuff is one of humanitys best inwventions. almost makes me regret losing all my old rings.
W)(en I was young I alwaves wondered if fig)(tin was meant to be so easy In a way u weak bass beac)(es r lucky Fig)(ts are only reely fun if you )(ave a c)(ance of losin
>>| #boynook... something .i don't know you can .add crap by yourself .i'm lazy. #nsfw
That is highly unf9rtunate. Are y9u n9t a6le t9 snag the snare with s9mething sharp? Perhaps untie y9urself if that is p9ssi6le? H9w high are y9u h9vering a69ve the gr9und, if I am making the c9rrect inference. I am n9t actually sure I w9uld 6e much help even if I c9uld sh9w up.

(°. #girlbulge .... apparently that's h𖦹w y𖦹u gain tracti𖦹n 𖦹n there .°) (°. nsfw .°)

< I NEED TO EAT SOMETHING HIGHLY UNETHICAL AND ILL-ADVISED. >

GREAT. I PASSED OUT. WHAT THE FUCK

💠~ Might get my claws redone.. What do you guys normally get? ~💠

Violence beam but the beam is extremely small and made out of lead.

I AM NOT TRAVELING TO THE DREAMBUBBLES FOR EXPERIMENTAL GAY SEX TOURISM.

time to close the site. might get lucky and step on a landmine or something.
RYXhhate. LLET MME TTELL YYOU HHOW MMUCH IIVE CCOME TTO HHATEXYR

၄⋆၃ #real and #true

|ts been such A long n|te :O fr|endlyy rem|nder to tAke ur meds :)

ONE DAY. ONE *FUCKING* DAY.

What? N9. That is n9t what I meant at all. D9n't use me as inspirati9n f9r y9ur p9rn9graphic material. I'm saying the 9pp9site. The silencing 9f the cullee su6 is deeply pr96lematic and reinf9rces harmful culling practices that have 6een used t9 su6jugate cullees and r96 them 9f their agency. They sh9uld 6e treated as an equal part 9f this arrangement.

i do not think fanfic is really my speed.

what does chittr think about love songs? do they resonate with you? P: ✏️
that’s because you hawven’t met me yet. ;)

8=D < Very much so.

hey... my eyes are charm1ng and allur1ng... }:(
@aerodynamicTramp.
I amn half a bottle in and just cried so much that i threw up. Amazing news. Stay tuned for more riveting updates. #substance

ik you dont got no mf lisp

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You gotta infiltrate the harems #sowtheseedsofchaos #orgetintoodeep #eitherway

< I HOPE YOU ALL SEE ME AS A FRIEND AND AN ENEMY. >

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