#damaranapped
:o) All is well that ends well, yes? :o) To those who were dreadfully concerned with the proceedings: I bid you relax. like actually chill the fuck out :o) As you can see, all has resolved, and I am sated. ...mostly... :o) Damara and I have 'made up' as it were, and proceedings will go ahead as normal. :o) See? We're friends. No need for more ash muddying my delicious black tea. please.
-AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN?! "I WANT TO PLAY A GAME"?! YOU ARE BANNED FROM ABCC PICKS FOREVER, DO YOU HEAR ME? FOREVER! :o( Awh c'mon, brother, it was just a little refer- NO BUTS! IF YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO NOT EMULATE EVERY SCARY MOVIE YOU SEE LIKE A GOD DAMN WRIGGLER THEN I'M CURATING OUR WATCHES. DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?! :o( ...Sure thing, bro... GOOD. ...OH SHIT, IS THIS THING STILL RUNNI-
-AND ANOTHER THING: YOU'VE DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM MY VERY IMPORTANT WORK SHRUGGING OFF MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND I'VE HAD TO COME DOWN HERE TO MEDIATE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR SEIZUREPITCH BECAUSE NOT ONLY CAN YOU NOT KEEP YOUR SCALPELS IN YOUR SYLLADEX, YOU ALSO CAN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, EITHER. I MEAN REALLY, KURLOZ, ALL OVER THE FUCKING TIMELINE? FOR *DAYS*?! YOUR SOUL-SUCKING SELF CENTERED AND YET SOMEHOW SACCHARINE SHIT HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! :o( bro I was just trying to AHT AHT AHT, NO! I'M DOING THE TALKING HERE, SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PLAY THE GOOD MIME A...Read more
:o( HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
i'm not done I'LL NEVER BE SATED FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKING ECSTASY. THIS BEAUTIFUL RUSTED CARNAGE THAT COATS MY BLOOD PUSHER. I NEED MORE GORE! I NEED MORE DEATH! I NEED HER TO FEEL THE AGONY! THE HATE! THE TERROR! I NEED HER TO- Wait. :o? Kark-?! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK-
:o) For those of you devastatingly worried after the health, life and times of one miss @handMaid, I can assure you that we are all having the time of our lives! :o) Look, I've even brought friends to come join the fun with us. does this help? are you hungry motherfuckers satisfied? i know i'm not. not yet. I'M NOT DONE WITH MY GAMES YET! MY APPETITE YAWNS WITH ENDLESS, CEASELESS DISHARMONY! :o) ...*Ahem.* Which is why we are having a tea party. :o) I brought cakes.
some different kind of special getting to wake up to her every night. even if she is fixing me with a glare that could set light to kingdoms. just how i like it, though.
figured i'd give my girl a rest for a while. let her recover from 18 rapid-style deaths. you know how it is. i can be MERCIFUL. so we gon' go dark for a few hours. :o) I'll put the kettle on.
never had such an audience for my holy RETRIBUTION before. for the PUNISHMENT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING APOSTATE. :o) You're such a wonderful captive :o) Audience! :o) It's the best that this humble mime could ever ask for! :o) Speech to text send. see sister? these motherfuckers don't give a FUCK about you. im the only one who does. I'm the only one who can make your body SING like this.
:o) Honk! :o) Everything is fine. :o) Libelous rumors of my having been #Damaranapped are greatly exaggerated. :o) Please accept my sincere apologies for any posts that have been #suggestive of #violence. my disloyal ungrateful heretic whore ass has been running motherfuckin wild but she’s about to learn. EVERYONE IS.
i told you to listen for the thunder. pissed me off one too many times, my sister. GOT ME ALL KINDS OF RILED UP. MY BLOOD BOILS AND MY SKIN CRAWLS TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEEN OUT THERE DOIN', FUCKIN' 'ROUND LIKE A 9 SWEEP OLD WITHOUT A BUCKET. did you forget? did you motherfucking MISREMEMBER? always keep an eye on your DAY ONES. WHO HAS BEEN THE ONE BY YOUR SIDE? WHO HAS BEEN THE BROTHER IN THE APHELION OF YOUR PERIPHERY ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING TIME. don't worry. i'll remind you. MAKE SURE YOU NEVER FORGET EVER AGAIN.