GAMZEE MAKARA
@thaumaturgistsCanticle
tHe rAgE EmPeRoR Of tHe pLaNeT DiViDeNd. HeAd pOpE Of tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS. ;o( iT Is nOt tHaT I Am mAd. It iS ThAt mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mUg iS DiFfErEnT FrOm yOuRs ;o)
mY NaMe iS GaMzEe mAkArA. i sUrE As aLl wIcKeD HeLl's sUnRiSeS Am nOt tHe oNlY OnE. bUt i aM ThE OnLy gAmZeE To dO It lIkE Me. I'M 23 mOtHeR FuCkInG SwEePs oLd aNd i hAvEn't sToPpEd gRoWiNg sInCe sO MaYbE In aNoThEr 23 I'Ll bE TaLl eNoUgH To tOuCh tHe hEaVeNs aNd bRiNg tHeM DoWn hErE To kNeEl bEfOrE Me aNd tHe cOuNcIl. My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS. i aM ThE RaGe eMpErOr. I'M OnE MoSt hOlY AnD BoDaCiOuS VeSsEl fOr aLl tHe wOrLd's rAgE AnD SpIrIt, SeRvInG ThE PeOpLe oF DiViDeNd lIkE A FaItHfUl mOtHeR FuCkInG LeAdEr aLoNgSiDe mY OtHeR 11 cHuCkLeFuCkS. i aM A PhIlOsOpHeR, a kNoWeR, a rElIgIoUs lEaDeR AnD A FoRmAl mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAd oF A DoZeN HONK cHaRiTiEs aNd rEsOuRcE AlLoCaTiOn nOn-pRoFiTs. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy. BeCaUsE We wOn. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy, If yOu aRe aNoThEr oNe oF Us tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg wOn, YoU AiN'T RuLiNg. I'M AfRaId i cAn't aCcOuNt fOr iMmAtUrItY, tImE To gRoW Up aNd sTeP Up bItCh :o) i aM ThE HeAd pOpE Of tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS. mY OrGaNiZaTiOn, HONK, Is tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG PeRfEcTiOn aNd pRoPaGaTiOn oF EvErYtHiNg yOu sUbJuGgUlAtOr oLd-wOrLd bItChEs cOuLdN'T HaNdLe. WeReN'T StRoNg eNoUgH To dO. dO NoT Be mAd aT YoUrSeLvEs, FoR ThAt iS My jOb. Do nOt bE DeSpOnDeNt aNd wEeP LiKe aLl yOuR MoThEr fUcKiNg wRiGgLeR SeLvEs, YoU DiDn't kNoW AnY BeTtEr. We dO, aNd tHaT'S WhY We oN ToP. gImMe sOmE SkIn iF YoU'Re sTiLl rEaDiNg tHiS ;o) HONK iS ThE UlTiMaTe lOvE-BoRn gRuB Of fAiTh aNd rEaLiTy, A WiCkEd aNd iNtErTwInEd dEsTiNy tHaT EvErYoNe iS A PaRt oF EvEn iF ThEy dOn't kNoW It yEt. SiGn uP NoW AnD AtTeNd oUr e-mAsSeS, wHiCh aRe gOnNa sTaRt hApPeNiNg sOoN So aLl yOu mIsGuIdEd sHeEp cAn fInD YoUr tRuE PuRpOsE. nO OnE Is eXcLuDeD, eVeRyOnE Is aLlOwEd. AiN'T No mOrE HeMoIsM Or cAsTeIsM, nO BaRrInG AnY TrOlL SoUl fRoM EnTrY EvEn iF YoU'Ve gOt pInK MoThEr fUcKiNg eYeS Or nEoN BlOoD Or tHrEe hOrNs. YoU GoT A HoMe wItH Us aNd tWeLvE NeW MeSsIaHs. I'M OnE Of tHeM. iF YoU WaNnA KnOw mOrE, lEaVe a cOmMeNt uNdEr tHiS PoSt aNd i mAy jUsT MaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG MeGa dOcTrInE FoR My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS To eNlIgHtEn tHeIr bAd sElVeS. :o) rAgE EmPeRoR LoVeS YoU. rAgE EmPeRoR FeElS YoUr pAiN AnD AnGeR FoR YoU. gEt tHeM WaLlEtS OuT AnD SuBsCrIbE To HONK TiN LeVeL MeMbErShIp tO GeT YoUr vErY OwN HoLy vEsTmEnTs dElIvErEd rIgHt tO YoUr dOoRsTeP. tRaNs-tImElInE MaIlInG SeRvIcEs aRe uNdErWaY ThAnKs tO ThE DoOm eMpErOr's mOsT GrAcIoUs tEcHnOlOgIcAl sKiLlZ.
IT REALLY BOGGLES THE FUCKING MIND HOW I'M CONSIDERED 'EDGY' WHEN SOME OF YOU SELF AGGRANDIZING FUCKS ON HERE ARE CALLING YOURSELVES EXTRA DIMENSIONAL BEINGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. TROLL SEPHIROTH CALLED, HE WANTS HIS SHTICK BACK.
Never Compare My " King " To The Worthless, Self Described " All Powerful " " Losers " On This Site Ever Again.
IF IT AMELIORATES YOUR USELESS FUCKING TEMPER ANY I HAVE NO GOD DAMN CLUE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Ah, Allow Me To Simplify It For You So You Are Better Ale To Understand. " Edgy " Chittr Users Are Not Worthy To Be Compared To Sephiroth.
OH WOW I DID READ THAT RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO BAT FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. YOU'RE A FUCKING INSANE PERSON.
You Sentenced A Man To Death Over An Infomercial, Lovely.
I DIDN'T SENTENCE *ANYONE* TO DEATH, THAT WAS BY ORDER OF THE COURTS. AND IT WASN'T JUST BECAUSE OF AN INFOMERCIAL, PEOPLE WERE TERRORIZED BY THAT FUCKING THING.
I Am Going To Make Sure I Get My Grubby Little Prongs On One Of Those Egg Devices, And Every Light You Will Receive A Message From Me With A Video Of Me Using It Attached.
IF YOU WANT TO TORTURE YOURSELF TO SATISFY YOUR SICK MASOCHISTIC FANTASIES, BE MY GUEST. YOU AREN'T A RESIDENT OF DIVIDEND AND ARE THEREFORE UNIMPORTANT TO ME.
Wonderful News, Look Forward To Your First Video Tolight.
SEE IF YOU CAN FUCKING BREAK ME, YOU HEDONISTIC BASTARD. I AM THE GOD DAMN BLOOD EMPEROR AND I CAN WITHSTAND MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DISH OUT.
oN MoThEr fUcKiNg dIvIdEnD, tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS AiN'T JuSt oNe cHuRcH. eVeRy cOrNeR, yOu sEe a sTeEpLe. EvErY SpIrItUaL CeReMoNy, YoU SeE A PaInTeD SoN Of mInE OfFiCiAtInG. eVeRy bUsInEsS ThAt mAkEs aNyThInG BiGgEr tHaN $30 MiLlIoN CaEgArS In a fIsCaL SwEeP GoTtA HaVe a cLoWgYtRoLl wOrKiNg tR. iT'S A NeCeSsArY AnD BeAuTiFuL ThInG Of mOtHeR FuCkInG LiFe tO AlWaYs hAvE A BrOtHeR YoU CaN CoNfIdE In, CoNfEsS AlL YoUr rAgE To aNd fInD SoMe sWeEt oLd aBsOlUtIoN. oUr nEt wOrTh iS PrObAbLy sOmEwHeRe aRoUnD $40 BiLlIoN CaEgArS AlL AcRoSs tHe sEvEn cOnTiNeNtS. tHaT'S HoW BiG OuR LoVe hAs sPrEaD. wE PaInT OuR FaCeS AnD We dAnCe fOr tHe dArK CaRnIvAl, BuT In HONK ThErE AiN'T No aNgElS Of dOuBlE DeAtH Or tWiN MeSsIaHs. ThErE ArE TwElVe sAiNtS. tHe sAiNt oF TiMe, ThE SaInT Of bReAtH, tHe sAiNt oF DoOm, ThE SaInT Of bLoOd, ThE SaInT Of hEaRt, ThE SaInT Of mInD, tHe sAiNt oF SpAcE, tHe sAiNt oF LiGhT, tHe sAiNt oF VoId, ThE SaInT Of rAgE, tHe sAiNt oF HoPe aNd tHe sAiNt oF LiFe. gOdS ShOuLd bE GoDs. AnD MoRtAlS ShOuLd bE MoRtAlS. iTs sImPlE ShIt, My sTuDeNtS. :o)
Not My Big Top, Not My Primates. #serene #serene #serene
oH AnD As aN AsIdE, sInCe iT AiN'T AlL So hIgH AnD MiGhTy oN ThE WhItE-HoT LeVeL Of iMpOrTaNcE As mY HoLy wOrK SaViNg sOuLs, I RuN A Tv sHoW ToO. i'm tHe hOsT WiTh tHe mOsT At cArOuSeL Of fOrTuNe, PlAyInG TwO TiMeS A WeEk eVeRy wEeK. mOtHeR FuCkInG TuNe iN To sEe oNe lUcKy tRoLl gEt tHe cHaNcE To wIn a mOtHeR FuCkInG MiLlIoN CaEgArS, sPoNsOrShIp fRoM HONK fOr tHeIr sTaRtUp bUsInEsSeS, eTeRnAl fAmE AnD FoRtUnE AnD EvEn a cHaNcE To gEt cAnOnIzEd iN OuR MuRaL HaLlS. oR WaTcH ThEm fAlL FaCe fIrSt iNtO A MoThEr fUcKiNg pIe tIn. It's gOoD, cLeAn, SlAuGhTeRhOuSe fUn fOr tHe wHoLe hIvE.
mY NaMe iS GaMzEe mAkArA. i sUrE As aLl wIcKeD HeLl's sUnRiSeS Am nOt tHe oNlY OnE. bUt i aM ThE OnLy gAmZeE To dO It lIkE Me. I'M 23 mOtHeR FuCkInG SwEePs oLd aNd i hAvEn't sToPpEd gRoWiNg sInCe sO MaYbE In aNoThEr 23 I'Ll bE TaLl eNoUgH To tOuCh tHe hEaVeNs aNd bRiNg tHeM DoWn hErE To kNeEl bEfOrE Me aNd tHe cOuNcIl. My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS. i aM ThE RaGe eMpErOr. I'M OnE MoSt hOlY AnD BoDaCiOuS VeSsEl fOr aLl tHe wOrLd's rAgE AnD SpIrIt, SeRvInG ThE PeOpLe oF DiViDeNd lIkE A FaItHfUl mOtHeR FuCkInG LeAdEr aLoNgSiDe mY OtHeR 11 cHuCkLeFuCkS. i aM A PhIlOsOpHeR, a kNoWeR, a rElIgIoUs lEaDeR AnD A FoRmAl mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAd oF A DoZeN HONK cHaRiTiEs aNd rEsOuRcE AlLoCaTiOn nOn-pRoFiTs. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy. BeCaUsE We wOn. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy, If yOu aRe aNoThEr oNe oF Us tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg wOn, YoU AiN'T RuLiNg. I'M AfRaId i cAn't aCcOuNt fOr iMmAtUrItY, tImE To gRoW Up aNd sTeP Up bItCh :o) i aM ThE HeAd pOpE Of tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS. mY OrGaNiZaTiOn, HONK, Is tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG PeRfEcTiOn aNd pRoPaGaTiOn oF EvErYtHiNg yOu sUbJuGgUlAtOr oLd-wOrLd bItChEs cOuLdN'T HaNdLe. WeReN'T StRoNg eNoUgH To dO. dO NoT Be mAd aT YoUrSeLvEs, FoR ThAt iS My jOb. Do nOt bE DeSpOnDeNt aNd wEeP LiKe aLl yOuR MoThEr fUcKiNg wRiGgLeR SeLvEs, YoU DiDn't kNoW AnY BeTtEr. We dO, aNd tHaT'S WhY We oN ToP. gImMe sOmE SkIn iF YoU'Re sTiLl rEaDiNg tHiS ;o) HONK iS ThE UlTiMaTe lOvE-BoRn gRuB Of fAiTh aNd rEaLiTy, A WiCkEd aNd iNtErTwInEd dEsTiNy tHaT EvErYoNe iS A PaRt oF EvEn iF ThEy dOn't kNoW It yEt. SiGn uP NoW AnD AtTeNd oUr e-mAsSeS, wHiCh aRe gOnNa sTaRt hApPeNiNg sOoN So aLl yOu mIsGuIdEd sHeEp cAn fInD YoUr tRuE PuRpOsE. nO OnE Is eXcLuDeD, eVeRyOnE Is aLlOwEd. AiN'T No mOrE HeMoIsM Or cAsTeIsM, nO BaRrInG AnY TrOlL SoUl fRoM EnTrY EvEn iF YoU'Ve gOt pInK MoThEr fUcKiNg eYeS Or nEoN BlOoD Or tHrEe hOrNs. YoU GoT A HoMe wItH Us aNd tWeLvE NeW MeSsIaHs. I'M OnE Of tHeM. iF YoU WaNnA KnOw mOrE, lEaVe a cOmMeNt uNdEr tHiS PoSt aNd i mAy jUsT MaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG MeGa dOcTrInE FoR My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS To eNlIgHtEn tHeIr bAd sElVeS. :o) rAgE EmPeRoR LoVeS YoU. rAgE EmPeRoR FeElS YoUr pAiN AnD AnGeR FoR YoU. gEt tHeM WaLlEtS OuT AnD SuBsCrIbE To HONK TiN LeVeL MeMbErShIp tO GeT YoUr vErY OwN HoLy vEsTmEnTs dElIvErEd rIgHt tO YoUr dOoRsTeP. tRaNs-tImElInE MaIlInG SeRvIcEs aRe uNdErWaY ThAnKs tO ThE DoOm eMpErOr's mOsT GrAcIoUs tEcHnOlOgIcAl sKiLlZ.
THOSE WHO SIGN UP FOR HONK ARE GIVEN GUARANTEED TRYOUTS IN THE IMPERIAL SUBJUGGULATOR'S ARMY. ONLY THE ELITE OF THE ELITE ARE CHOSEN, BUT WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT WANT THE CHANCE TO SHOW JUST HOW WORTHY YOU ARE TO YOUR RULERS?
sHoW Up aNd sHoW OfF MoThEr fUcKeRs. MaKe sOmEtHiNg oF YoUrSeLvEs.
Old. 🫵
eyo what the mother fuck is this. WHO ARE YOU. what in the fuck are you even spewing right now?
i'm yOu, My lItTlE LaMb. ThE BeTtEr yOu. HoPe yOu cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG ReCoGnIzE WhEn yOu'rE LoOkInG In a mIrRoR AnD MaYbE StEp iT ThE HeLl uP A LiTtLe bIt. GoT YoUrSeLf mOtHeR FuCkInG EmBaRrAsSiNg yOuR BaD SeLf oUt hErE, bRoThEr. We gOt sO MuCh pOtEnTiAl. We cAn dO So mUcH.
gUeSs i sHoUlD MaKe oNe oF ThEm pInNeD PoStS, hUh? ThErE'S OtHeR Me's oN HeRe. I WoUlDn't wAnNa gEt cOnFuSeD FoR SoMe rIfF RaFf sCrAtChInG HiS AsS In tHe fEeD :o) YoU AlL ShOuLd kNoW WhO YoU'Re rEaLlY TaLkInG To.
i bEeN HeArInG A LoT AbOuT ThE WiCkEd fLoCkS OvEr hErE ThAt mY BlOoD BrO HaS BeEn cOmMuNiNg wItH. aPpArEnTlY AlL Of yOu aLl cOmE FrOm aN AlTeRnIa tHaT StIlL ExIsTs. EvEn mOrE ApPaReNtLy, SoMe oF YoU AlL ArE PiNk sKiNnEd lItTlE AlIeNs tHaT KnOw aBoUt tHe gAmE. a mOtHeR FuCkEr iS WiCkEd iNtErEsTeD In sInKiNg hIs pRoVeRbIaL SiCk nAsTy fAnGs iNtO ThE JuGuLaR Of tHiS FrIeNdShIp bEaSt aNd bAtHiNg iN ThE WaRm gLoW Of gReEtInGs. HoNk hOnK.
wElL GoOd mOtHeR FuCkInG LiGhT To aLl mY FrEaKy, FrEe, HiGh-sPiRiTeD SoUlS In tHiS DaMn wEbSiTe. LuSuS Is hOmE. hE CoMeS BeArInG SmIlEs. :o)
GLAD TO SEE YOU MADE IT. MAYBE NOW PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE BOC.
tHeRe wIlL AlWaYs bE DeNiErS AnD NaYsAyErS Of tHe tRuTh. In tHaT DeNiAl, We sImPlY SeE SoMe eNvIoUs mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO WiSh tHeY UsEd tHeIr wIn lIkE We dId :o) bOc iS HeRe tO StAy bItChEs. WoRd tO ThE BlOoD EmPeRoR AnD AlL HaIl.
UGH, AT LEAST THAT WHEN *YOU* TALK LIKE A TOOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.
i aM NoThInG BuT A ToOl! A ToOl fOr mY BrOtHeR AnD My pEoPlE To uSe tO UnLoCk tHeM StIcKy sAcChArInE GaTeS Of sAlVaTiOn :o) HONK HONK. UsE Me aNd bUiLd tHe wOrLd yOu wAnNa sEe.
HAD A MEETING TODAY WITH THE RAGE EMPEROR AND THE HEAVENLY ORDER OF NEW KLOWNS. IF NOTHING ELSE, THE EMPRESS WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING: GET A CLOWN TO DO THE HANDS-ON WORK AND EVERYTHING ELSE WILL FIT INTO PLACE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE SEEING MY MOIRAIL *VERY* SOON. I'VE GIVEN HIM LEAVE TO COME KEEP AN EYE ON ALL OF YOU STRANGE FUCKS, AND HE SEEMS EAGER TO MEET YOU.