GAMZEE MAKARA
@thaumaturgistsCanticle
tHe rAgE EmPeRoR Of tHe pLaNeT DiViDeNd. HeAd pOpE Of tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS. ;o( iT Is nOt tHaT I Am mAd. It iS ThAt mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mUg iS DiFfErEnT FrOm yOuRs ;o)
IT REALLY BOGGLES THE FUCKING MIND HOW I'M CONSIDERED 'EDGY' WHEN SOME OF YOU SELF AGGRANDIZING FUCKS ON HERE ARE CALLING YOURSELVES EXTRA DIMENSIONAL BEINGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. TROLL SEPHIROTH CALLED, HE WANTS HIS SHTICK BACK.
yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG TeLl tHeM BrO! i lAuGhEd mY DaMn aSs oFf wHeN I ReAd aBoUt wHaT SoMe oF ThEsE WiCkEd nO SpInE HaViNg bItChEs gEt uP To. CaN YoU AcTuAlLy bElIeVe tHaT SoMe oF ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE ThE NeRvE To gO On aNd lOsE ThEiR GaMe aNd tHeN Go oN PoWeR TrIpS CaLlInG ThEmSeLvEs gOdS? eXtRa dImEnSiOnAl? :o) BrInG A GoD AiN'T SpEcIaL, lItTlE DoVeS. nOt tO Ys, AnYwAyS.
i'm doing mother fucking cartwheels on your feed right now. I'M GETTING MOTHER FUCKING TWISTY SILLY WITH IT AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
i'm dOiNg aLl mOtHeR FuCkInG SeRiOuS SpInS AnD JuMpInG HiGhEr tHaN YoU AnD ShIt. StAcKiNg mAd mOtHeR FuCkInG CaEgAr sTaCkS WhIlE I PlAy.
mY NaMe iS GaMzEe mAkArA. i sUrE As aLl wIcKeD HeLl's sUnRiSeS Am nOt tHe oNlY OnE. bUt i aM ThE OnLy gAmZeE To dO It lIkE Me. I'M 23 mOtHeR FuCkInG SwEePs oLd aNd i hAvEn't sToPpEd gRoWiNg sInCe sO MaYbE In aNoThEr 23 I'Ll bE TaLl eNoUgH To tOuCh tHe hEaVeNs aNd bRiNg tHeM DoWn hErE To kNeEl bEfOrE Me aNd tHe cOuNcIl. My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS. i aM ThE RaGe eMpErOr. I'M OnE MoSt hOlY AnD BoDaCiOuS VeSsEl fOr aLl tHe wOrLd's rAgE AnD SpIrIt, SeRvInG ThE PeOpLe oF DiViDeNd lIkE A FaItHfUl mOtHeR FuCkInG LeAdEr aLoNgSiDe mY OtHeR 11 cHuCkLeFuCkS. i aM A PhIlOsOpHeR, a kNoWeR, a rElIgIoUs lEaDeR AnD A FoRmAl mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAd oF A DoZeN HONK cHaRiTiEs aNd rEsOuRcE AlLoCaTiOn nOn-pRoFiTs. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy. BeCaUsE We wOn. YoU MaY Be aSkInG YoUrSeLf wHy, If yOu aRe aNoThEr oNe oF Us tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg wOn, YoU AiN'T RuLiNg. I'M AfRaId i cAn't aCcOuNt fOr iMmAtUrItY, tImE To gRoW Up aNd sTeP Up bItCh :o) i aM ThE HeAd pOpE Of tHe hEaVeNlY OrDeR Of nEw kLoWnS. mY OrGaNiZaTiOn, HONK, Is tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG PeRfEcTiOn aNd pRoPaGaTiOn oF EvErYtHiNg yOu sUbJuGgUlAtOr oLd-wOrLd bItChEs cOuLdN'T HaNdLe. WeReN'T StRoNg eNoUgH To dO. dO NoT Be mAd aT YoUrSeLvEs, FoR ThAt iS My jOb. Do nOt bE DeSpOnDeNt aNd wEeP LiKe aLl yOuR MoThEr fUcKiNg wRiGgLeR SeLvEs, YoU DiDn't kNoW AnY BeTtEr. We dO, aNd tHaT'S WhY We oN ToP. gImMe sOmE SkIn iF YoU'Re sTiLl rEaDiNg tHiS ;o) HONK iS ThE UlTiMaTe lOvE-BoRn gRuB Of fAiTh aNd rEaLiTy, A WiCkEd aNd iNtErTwInEd dEsTiNy tHaT EvErYoNe iS A PaRt oF EvEn iF ThEy dOn't kNoW It yEt. SiGn uP NoW AnD AtTeNd oUr e-mAsSeS, wHiCh aRe gOnNa sTaRt hApPeNiNg sOoN So aLl yOu mIsGuIdEd sHeEp cAn fInD YoUr tRuE PuRpOsE. nO OnE Is eXcLuDeD, eVeRyOnE Is aLlOwEd. AiN'T No mOrE HeMoIsM Or cAsTeIsM, nO BaRrInG AnY TrOlL SoUl fRoM EnTrY EvEn iF YoU'Ve gOt pInK MoThEr fUcKiNg eYeS Or nEoN BlOoD Or tHrEe hOrNs. YoU GoT A HoMe wItH Us aNd tWeLvE NeW MeSsIaHs. I'M OnE Of tHeM. iF YoU WaNnA KnOw mOrE, lEaVe a cOmMeNt uNdEr tHiS PoSt aNd i mAy jUsT MaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG MeGa dOcTrInE FoR My bRoThErS AnD SiStErS To eNlIgHtEn tHeIr bAd sElVeS. :o) rAgE EmPeRoR LoVeS YoU. rAgE EmPeRoR FeElS YoUr pAiN AnD AnGeR FoR YoU. gEt tHeM WaLlEtS OuT AnD SuBsCrIbE To HONK TiN LeVeL MeMbErShIp tO GeT YoUr vErY OwN HoLy vEsTmEnTs dElIvErEd rIgHt tO YoUr dOoRsTeP. tRaNs-tImElInE MaIlInG SeRvIcEs aRe uNdErWaY ThAnKs tO ThE DoOm eMpErOr's mOsT GrAcIoUs tEcHnOlOgIcAl sKiLlZ.
THOSE WHO SIGN UP FOR HONK ARE GIVEN GUARANTEED TRYOUTS IN THE IMPERIAL SUBJUGGULATOR'S ARMY. ONLY THE ELITE OF THE ELITE ARE CHOSEN, BUT WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT WANT THE CHANCE TO SHOW JUST HOW WORTHY YOU ARE TO YOUR RULERS?
sHoW Up aNd sHoW OfF MoThEr fUcKeRs. MaKe sOmEtHiNg oF YoUrSeLvEs.
Old. 🫵
eyo what the mother fuck is this. WHO ARE YOU. what in the fuck are you even spewing right now?
i'm yOu, My lItTlE LaMb. ThE BeTtEr yOu. HoPe yOu cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG ReCoGnIzE WhEn yOu'rE LoOkInG In a mIrRoR AnD MaYbE StEp iT ThE HeLl uP A LiTtLe bIt. GoT YoUrSeLf mOtHeR FuCkInG EmBaRrAsSiNg yOuR BaD SeLf oUt hErE, bRoThEr. We gOt sO MuCh pOtEnTiAl. We cAn dO So mUcH.
CLEANUP ON THE MAGAZINE AISLE.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS 'BEFORUS' PLACE, BUT EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN FROM YOU FUCKS WHO COME FROM THERE INDICATES THAT THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SLUTWEED BEING PASSED AROUND CONSTANTLY.
THE BEFORAN SLUTWEED IS NOT BAD THOUGH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. DON'T THEY EVER GIVE YOU A NIGHT OFF. OR ARE YOU AS STRAIGHTEDGE AS KANKRI. #VIRGINVANTAS.
yOu dO GoOd wOrK SiStEr. KeEp iT Up. YoU OpEn tO TaKiNg oN FrEeLaNcE WoRk? :o)
tRuSt mE, tHaT AiN'T TrUe :o) mY EmPeRoR Is gOoD At mAnY ThInGs. ThE KiNd tHaT AiN'T ToO PoLiTe tO TaLk aBoUt oPeNlY. nOtHiNg sTrAiGhT-EdGe aBoUt tHaT FiRm hAnD.
spider #spider
I SHOULD CALL HER.
lEtS SeE If sHe eVeN MoThEr fUcKiNg pIcKs uP ThE PhOnE ThIs tImE. HONK HONK. YoU KnOw hOw sHe gEtS WhEn sHe's aLl mOtHeR FuCkInG In a mOoD.
did we forget dms exist or something
wElL GoOd mOtHeR FuCkInG LiGhT To aLl mY FrEaKy, FrEe, HiGh-sPiRiTeD SoUlS In tHiS DaMn wEbSiTe. LuSuS Is hOmE. hE CoMeS BeArInG SmIlEs. :o)
GLAD TO SEE YOU MADE IT. MAYBE NOW PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE BOC.
tHeRe wIlL AlWaYs bE DeNiErS AnD NaYsAyErS Of tHe tRuTh. In tHaT DeNiAl, We sImPlY SeE SoMe eNvIoUs mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO WiSh tHeY UsEd tHeIr wIn lIkE We dId :o) bOc iS HeRe tO StAy bItChEs. WoRd tO ThE BlOoD EmPeRoR AnD AlL HaIl.
UGH, AT LEAST THAT WHEN *YOU* TALK LIKE A TOOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.
i aM NoThInG BuT A ToOl! A ToOl fOr mY BrOtHeR AnD My pEoPlE To uSe tO UnLoCk tHeM StIcKy sAcChArInE GaTeS Of sAlVaTiOn :o) HONK HONK. UsE Me aNd bUiLd tHe wOrLd yOu wAnNa sEe.