Horuss Zahhak
@cavalierThoroughbred
╶⃝⃤ ℧ Hoofbeast otherkin. He/Him/Horse ℧ Showpony SINGLE!!!!!!!!
8=D < I know you can see my fenceposts. 8=D < You can keep hating as much as you want. 8=D < You 100k obsessive, hating everything I fencepost. #vaguechit
TROUBLE IN MAREADISE? #HAAHAA. #HEEHEE. #HOOHOO.
PLEASE. DO NOT HOLD BACK. SHOW YOuR WHOLE ENTIRE BOTH CHEEK CLENCHED ASS. PROVERBIALLY SPEAKING. STRICTLY METAPHOR HERE. THIS DRAMA. OO LAH LAH. THIS uTTERLY INESCAPABLE SAGA OF SuRREPTIOuS BETRAYAL AND BACKSTABBING. BACKGRABBING. BACKBuCKING. BACKBREAKING. AND uLTIMATELY. INSIDuOuS INSINuATION. IS TICKLING ME SOMETHING TANTALIZED. EVEN THOuGH YOuR TASTE IN PONIES IS uNSATISFACTORILY LACKING. IN THAT WHICH WOuLD TICKLE ME PINK. EVEN THOuGH YOuR AIMLESS LASHING IS VAGuE IN THE TRuEST SENSE. EVEN THOuGH YOuR uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS SPECK OF AN EXISTANCE WILL BE EXTINGuISHED AND FORGOTTEN THROuGH THE FIRST INTRODuCTORY CHAPTERS OF MY ETERNALLY PROPAGATED PERPETuAL DREAD REIGN. DASHED LIKE HOOFPRINTS IN THE MuD. I WILL REMEMBER THE VAGuE FEELING OF WHAT YOuR STORIES FILLED ME WITH. I WILL REMEMBER THE EGREGIOuS OuTWARDLY POuRING EFFECT IT HAD ON THE MANY GAWKING SLACK JAWED ONLOOKERS. OH YES. I WILL REMEMBER YOu. ZAHHAK. I WILL REMEMBER YOu. YOu SENSELESS STALLION YOu. YOu. AND YOuR SPIRIT WHICH COuLD NOT BE BROKEN. HAHA. HAA HAA. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
:33 < when nyo one tells mew how to get b100 stains out of mewr wife's white cloth
D --> I have been there D --> I am also taking this image for myself
8=D < It has been a difficult night. 8=D < I hope you enjoy the image.
8=D < Oh Pinterest… 8=D < You don’t know the hoof of it…
Hello, Horuss. Would it 8e helpful if I lend you a sympathetic ear during this trial?
8=D < Oh Rarity. It's just you and me now again... 8=D < My bed is so cold... 8=D < Good morning everypony. 8=D < I hope that you are having a better night than I am.
@caval1erThoroughbred bro lemme 1n. bro you hear me knock1ng r1ght. bro. bro open the door. bro.
dude, ser1ously? f1ne, lol... 1'll just use the spare key then... 🙄
ugh. most unmiraculous motherfucker to ever die @cavalierThoroughbred i'm comin over.
:o) I will wait your arrival patiently, Master.
bro go AWAY th1s conversat1on calls for ZERO m1mes 🚫👎
8=D < I do not need him... 8=D < Goodlight everypony.
(ಥ﹏ಥ) < I miss him already. (ノ_<。) < What is wrong with me! ( ಥ_ಥ) < I need to drown my sorrows... #substance
(((＞＜))) < Thank you for your consideration. I will be carefoal.
(>_<) < Thank you Miss Caziln. I neigh just hit the hay soon.
aye you Dont neeD that bitch! he clearly coulDnt hanDle ya. weak ass Motherfucker
(＃`Д´) < Thank you! I do not need him. ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ < I only wish I had not put up with him for so long.
thats how it be soMetiMes. but hey Dont let hiM clip your wings yeah? you got shit you clearly like Doin anD are great at :o)
(ᕗ ಠ益ಠ)ᕗ < I sh001d have clipped his wings when I had the chance.
guess now you got an eXcuse to! Most My breakups enDeD in a bitch gettin turneD into paint. whats ripping off soMe wings?
(＃`Д´) < Those mirthfoal traditions are starting to some rather appealing...
٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ < Gog I canter stand him anymore! (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ < I am feeling very unstable. #vaguechit
perhaps this is for the best. it may beHOOF you to take a small break from the husktop/palmhusk.
8=D < Oh hoovens! This coltlaboration with #PlushRump was inadvertently been in celebration of my 50th follower! 8=D < Flank you everypony! 8=D < Neighaps I sh001d plan something special for the 100th...
8=D < I did not intend to stirrup so much controversy tolight! 8=D < I hope I hoof not upset anyone.
You're good, Mr. Zahhak. I'm sorry if my proclamation of surprise resulted in stones thrown your way. It was not my intention.
you are fully molted troll getting "that bag" from the strange puppet website. if people are upset it is because they hold certain ideals too preciously in their thinkpans. do not let it bother you.
8=D < Your remhorse is appreciated, I hoof not been sent any direct hatred, luckily.
8=D < Thank you! I shall not let it get to me. 8=D < Someponies do need to learn to let 100se.
8=D < Oh s*lly me! It slipped my mind to bray that there is an e%clusive 35 minute video of myself and Rarity on the #PlushRump website included in their 69.99 subscription package! 8=D < @technicallyTimaeus How was that? Did I do good?
ཐི༏ཋྀ $70??!??!????!?? By the stars! - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
8=D < Mr Auto Responder did tell me to mention that there are hundreds of horses of footage from all kinds of e%clusive events and activities!
8===D < Rarity and I are e%ceedingly gratefoal to the proprietors of #PlushRump for this clopportunity. #Plush #MLP #Clopping #WaifuWednesday @technicallyTimaeus @timaeusTestified#0414
I'll be expecting you in my office in the coming days for a little coaching on your technique. And a little routine litigation. Not bad for an amateur, though; these numbers are solid. Keep it up.
8==D < Yes sir! 8==D < I think you c001d do me well! 8===D < Your coaching, I mean, sir.
dunno vwhat i expected. i thought clopping meant something else. youre one sick barkbeast.
8=D < I do hope this visage does not stirrup any bad emotions, your harness.
no need to vwhip out the formalities. being a royal goes against my philosophy. just think of me as a fellowv vworking class vwarm collar cool cat, chief. vwell, maybe not. i dont vwant you thinking vwere equals either. you catch my drift? not for any caste-related reasons, since im totally #vwoke or vwhatevwer, but because youre a nosebleeding loser. and a freak. vwhile im neither of those things. its nothing personal. oh yeah. emotions. i havwe those in spades. definitely feeling something right nowv. definitely. and it aint good.
8=D < Of course your harness. 8=D < I mean sir. 8=D < Bro. 8=D < Forgive me my f001ishness, I w001d never dare see myself as your equinel. 8=D < Hmm... We are as different as can be yes, you are leagues above me. 8=D < I hope you hay forgive this foalish blunder of mine. 8=D < I will not forgive myself for upsetting you.
when a bro just tryna clop a feel heard you and your man didnt work out bummer lemme know if you need a place to crash i dont really use my apartment anymore and the lease is good for the rest of the year you can kick up your fe er hooves until you get back on em wishing you the best either way freakazoid
8=D < I appreciate the kind offer. 8=D < But luckily I have my own stable independent of him.
8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony
I never do this, but you would make a one-of-a-kind brand ambassador. A free trial of #PlushRump is waiting for you in the DMs. Just remember to cancel or start contributing content before that time’s up, or you’re getting auto-billed $69.99 per perigee. Also, upholstery cleaner should get those stains out. Pro tip.
8=D < Oh hoovens! I hoof never been a brand ambassador before. 8==D < It sounds like quite the clopportunity to put on a pony show! 8=D < I will be shire to try upholstery cleaner, I want Rarity to 100k perfect if we are going to put on a show!
While I do have advice, I h8 to say it. 8locked.
What my colleague fails to mention is that there are certain viewership metric minimums you'll be required to surpass in order to maintain such a coveted status. Not to worry, however. I'm not one to throw a filly-eyed prospective debutante to the audience of wolves without something resembling a rescue glide. Get that first video uploaded before the free trial ends, and you'll have some new toys and costars to play with. Be sure to install HAL on your designated work device.
8=D < You two are very kind! 8=D < I will have to film something bulb catching if I am to keep this deal, yes? 8=D < Not to worry! This pony knows how to ride.
👎👎👎 cmon man... you're mak1n BOTH of us look bad at th1s po1nt... }:(
8=D < Is that so? 8=D < If only there was a way to get me to rein it in. 8=D < If only your mane concern wasn't your reputation.
8=D < Rise and shire everypony!
(-_-#) < It is growing e%ceedingly difficolt not to break my promise to Miss Leijon. (-_-;) < And I neigh-ver break a promise. #vaguechit
8=D < Well that was... Something! 8=D < Goodlight everypony! 8=D < Say it back.
D --> Goodlight D --> I am saving this gif for myself
8=D < Thinking fondly of my dear furriends tolight...
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < D'AWWW! I HAVE A FELINE THAT SOMEBODY MIGHT MISS ME!!!
D=8 < My pusher hurts.
8=D < I hay hoove had enough caffeine to k*ll a hoofbeast tonight by mistake. 8=D < I am so foal of energy! 8=D < I neigh go for a long run.
8=D < Oh hoovens, there are an awfoal lot of ponies posting about a kidnapping. 8=D < I wonder what happened.
8=D < What a mare-velous light. 8=D < It is a bit unfortunate he had to leave so early. @aerodynamicTramp #EveningAfter
shut the motherfuck up. SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP. i have been SO. so. motherfucking PATIENT with your bullshit. :o) I'm on my way, Mr. Nitram. run.
😦 ay yo pls say psych... yo bro 1 was just play1n bro please say psych... bro... ☹️
8=D < Are we? 8=D < My bed is cold and empty, Rufioh.