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BEFORAN RANKINGS. OF NO ATTRIBUTE IN PARTICULAR. #SUGGESTIVE. AA: DAMARA. (MITUNA.) A: MEENAH. (KANKRI.) B: LATULA. (CRONUS.) C: (RUFIOH. KURLOZ.) D: (HORUSS.) DD: PORRIM. DDD: ARANEA. GG: MEULIN.
vwish a 8road vwould shawve 8efore expecting me to put in a little tongue vwork. im finding hairs 8etvween my molars its like licking an old wvig. its unsanitary! and don't just lay there, participate a little! make a little noise, gra8 my horns! i need feed8ack if you vwant me to do my jo8 dovwn there! just don't touch the hair.
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww! do you ever feel like you sea a meme that is like.... unbaleenably targeted? like, COMPLEECHLY targeted towards you? }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i do all the time! because this one is LITERALLLLY ME! like, there i am! + im thinking about those deep sea grumblr-powering ATOLL TIMES }>7<{ }>7<{ }>7<{ #literaleechme #hicacontent #cullquette #justgirlyfins }˚₊⊹ ࣪
have-you-ever-cheated-on-a-romantic-partner? ♥:-yes ♠:-no ♦:-ive-never-had-a-romantic-partner ♣:-nuance-(explain-in-comments)
thats what 1 thought
1 told h1m to go you got a PROBL-EM w1th that?
... d*mn, really? days fly qu1ck 1n these bubbles... maybe 1m start1n to m1ss you a l1l b1t... but after th1s stunt? nah, bro. nah. go have fun w1th your new sl*t, 1 guess...
THROW ME UNDER THE SCUTTLECOACH. WHY DON'T YOU.
D --> Apologies D --> I didn't mean to come off that way D --> It is just that me and this individual 100k similar
D --> Hm D --> I thought this was me D --> And had to wonder if I was forgetting something
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
... bro...
:33 < A good repurrter never tells!!
im a real caring guy. i take care of my pals. i sawv my gal damz, @handmaid vwasnt getting enough omega-3, and i decided to do something about it. aint i svweet? #omega3 #cullbait #shelovwesmyvwariousfishoils #myoils #seriouslythough #makesureyouregetting #youromega3s #itsgoodforyourskin #ithink #idontactuallyknovwvwhyitmatters #butimsureitsimportant
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
8efore you start, those censor 8ars aren't going anywhere. You couldn't pay me enough. #YouKnowWhyTheyAreThere #Modesty #Anti8ri8e
:33 < Meow this is a good one... :33 < One would never expect this pony to start eyeing up humans!! Not with his sordid past! Purresent! And Future! :33 < One can only wonder if it's a rebound furom his flighty ex stable hand!! :33 < Is this pony looking fur a new jockey? #BlindItem #PonyShowOrShowPony? #Drama #Gossip #Smuppets #MLP #StableDispute #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d68df7ba20a5.png
:33 < Ohohoho!!! Meow this is juicy!!
:33 < Now this is an interesting one!! It s33ms that the lamb just loves returning back to familiar pastures... :33 < So much so that the couple was s33n canoodling on the scuttlebus! #Scandal #BarnyardDrama #Dramara #PublicMacking #CaughtOnFilm #BusTing #PurrblicDisplaysOfDesperation #BlindItem #Gossip #DashProwling [img submitted by @aerodynamicTramp]
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
:33 < Breaking mews! Massive development on our latest #BlindItem!! @cavalierThoroughbred has come out to allegedly claim the pseudonym "Pony" and has b33n involved in quite the cheating scandal! Oh meow!
:33 < Fr33dom of informeowtion! :33 < As long as no names are shared unwillingly I am prancing in the clear, Mr Zahhak!
:OO! < *Gasp!!* The rumor has come out! Horuss Zahhak is involved in a nyasty on again off again cheating scandal involving a certain "cow"!! This is big mews!! ;33 < And to answer your question, a little birdie told me.
:33 < Its an anyanymous article, little Zahhak! :33 < It could be about anykitty on all of chittr...
:33 < Furresh new gossip hot off the printing purress coming at you with a steamy mew story! #ChittrGossip #DashProwling #BlindItem #PonyAndCowShow #CheatingScandal #FightNightSighting #BullFighting #ShowPony #IsThisTheEnd?? #Drama #Gossip #Scandal :33 < Submit your own drama at my tip line! => https://forms.gle/A1LGpFTs8rXVjYqX8
Surely there's something you both could come together on~.~.~. perhaps release some of that tension~.~.~.
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
vwhat? nah, im just a bit bugged that evwery time i open this site, my dash is full of dwveebs bickering about dwveeb shit instead of shirtless girls. also, that kid's insane. take it from me. getting into an argument vwith him is like selling your soul to the blues devwil. youre stuck. hm. but ya knowv vwhat? it aint my problem.
YOU ARE MY NIGHT ONE. TOP OF THE LIST. DUE TO POSSESSING RADIOACTIVE KOMPROMAT. AND ALSO HAVING THE USERNAME. THAT COMES ALPHABETICALLY FIRST.
PLEASE. DO NOT HOLD BACK. SHOW YOuR WHOLE ENTIRE BOTH CHEEK CLENCHED ASS. PROVERBIALLY SPEAKING. STRICTLY METAPHOR HERE. THIS DRAMA. OO LAH LAH. THIS uTTERLY INESCAPABLE SAGA OF SuRREPTIOuS BETRAYAL AND BACKSTABBING. BACKGRABBING. BACKBuCKING. BACKBREAKING. AND uLTIMATELY. INSIDuOuS INSINuATION. IS TICKLING ME SOMETHING TANTALIZED. EVEN THOuGH YOuR TASTE IN PONIES IS uNSATISFACTORILY LACKING. IN THAT WHICH WOuLD TICKLE ME PINK. EVEN THOuGH YOuR AIMLESS LASHING IS VAGuE IN THE TRuEST SENSE. EVEN THOuGH YOuR uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS SPECK OF AN EXISTANCE WILL BE EXTINGuISHED AND FORGOTTEN THROuGH THE FIRST INTRODuCTORY CHAPTERS OF MY ETERNALLY PROPAGATED PERPETuAL DREAD REIGN. DASHED LIKE HOOFPRINTS IN THE MuD. I WILL REMEMBER THE VAGuE FEELING OF WHAT YOuR STORIES FILLED ME WITH. I WILL REMEMBER THE EGREGIOuS OuTWARDLY POuRING EFFECT IT HAD ON THE MANY GAWKING SLACK JAWED ONLOOKERS. OH YES. I WILL REMEMBER YOu. ZAHHAK. I WILL REMEMBER YOu. YOu SENSELESS STALLION YOu. YOu. AND YOuR SPIRIT WHICH COuLD NOT BE BROKEN. HAHA. HAA HAA. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
actually? thanks for NOT 1nclud1ng me... please stop post1ng sh*t l1ke th1s, 1t phys1cally hurts my pusher bro...
... sorry, 1 a1n't got a good excuse for th1s one ngl... 🙏
:o) Such a sacrifice! :o) The lengths he goes to for his matesprit! god, you suck.
#HHHH. #WHONEEDSRUFIOH. #IWOULDTREATYOUJUSTASBAD.
... sh*t, got me there, haha...
man, th1s 1s l1ke... the seventh t1me 1've had to ba1l your ass outta some s1tuat1on 1n these woods... can't blame me for be1n a l1l t1red, y'know what 1'm say1n?
ah, yes... me, my matespr1t (?), and h1s g1ant rar1ty plush1e... };/
(^･o･^) < OH. EM. G33333333!!! OGMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMG. OMGOMG. OMGOMG. _(^q^=ゝ∠)_ OMGOMGOGMOMGOGMOMG!!! 3333333333!!!!!!!!! #UNRATEDWORK #TAGSPENDING #ICANTEVEN #IJUSTCANT #ILITTERALLYCANT #EVEN #CAN #CANTPLAY #CANTERING
IT WOULD BE A SHAME. IF ANY VENGEFUL RUSTBLOODS. TOOK ADVANTAGE. OF YOUR VULNERABLE POSITION. TURN YOUR LOCATION ON.
Inspired by ano+ther tier list I saw earlier, I tho+ught it might be fun to+ rank blo+o+d by taste. :) #JustRainbo+wDrinkerThings #Tierlists
that's noth1n babe don't worry about that 😳 just catch1n up w1th a fr1end, y'know how 1t 1s...
yo, you don't trust me? your ma1n bro? your ex maybe not ex matespr1t? your #everyth1ng, bro? cmon man, th1nk of all the good t1mes we've had... 1 wouldn't throw 1t all away just for a qu1ck roll 1n the hay w1th some crazy ch1ck...
yo don't l1sten to a word she says babe, she's crazy af...
it i sawv this on my nightfall jog id turn back around and call pest control. vwhat the hell? this is decidedly unsexy. youre a kook.
Stay out of my vway vwhore.
WHY IS YOUR BULGE WEARING ARMOR.
D --> To dress oneself in the garb of a servant is somewhat... e%hilarating #%dressing #maidservant #servitude
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:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo.
:o) You are much more tolerable than others of your ilk.
i dont "come on too strong" youre just not pickin up the probable soulmate vvibes that im puttin dowwn or something
:o) Very good. You have pleased me. or at the very least amused me with your ignorance if nothin' else HAW HAW HAW