vwish a 8road vwould shawve 8efore expecting me to put in a little tongue vwork. im finding hairs 8etvween my molars its like licking an old wvig. its unsanitary! and don't just lay there, participate a little! make a little noise, gra8 my horns! i need feed8ack if you vwant me to do my jo8 dovwn there! just don't touch the hair.
∻☢nly c☢wards take the paved r☢ad in the f☢rest.∻
i'm no cowvard, i'll do it vwith a smile on my face 8ut if i'm finding pu8ic hair in my teeth after she could'a at least trimmed the hedges
MEN USED TO THROW ROCKS AT WINDOWS. FOR A GLIMPSE OF FERAL UNKEMPT NOOK. NOW THEY CRY. AND BEG FOR CULLMOMMY. IF THEY SEE A KERATIN STRAND. #SAD!
i havwe nothing against com8ing through the jungle, missy, 8ut if my tongue is doing the wvork i wvant the hedges trimmed
BECAUSE YOU ARE SOFT. AND WEAK. AND BEFORAN.