@anonymouseCatalog — #drama
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyS...Read more
:33 < Hot new item!! An unlikely pair spotted in public in uppurr Fanghattan! Is this the new "it" couple? Could it be that a certain pony has moved on to gr33ner pastures? Or shall we say... Bluer pastures? H33h33!! :33 < One must wondfur what the two might be getting up to as they were later spotted at a high end restaurant! :33 < Has the stallion finally moved on furom the bull? Only time will tell!! #HighbloodGossip #Drama #Gossip #HotNewGoss #BarnyardDrama #Spider #CelebritySighting #Infidelity #NewCouple #BlackWidow #HorseheadSpider
:33 < Meow this one is a doozy!! Coming all the way furom Earth if you would believe it!! :33 < I have nefur covered a story furom Earth befur!! So this is sooo exciting fur me!!! :33 < Let's get into it!! Rumeowr has it that a certain purrivate broadcast star has b33n left in the dust by his Daytime Television star crossed lofur!! Talk about mixed signals! :33 < The pair has not b33n s33n in public since the star was spotted hiking with his notable ex-girlfuriend. (that's the human word fur matespurrit fur those at home!) :33 < Now to s33 the English Beaux in the wild is sort of like s33ing a fish ...Read more
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and ...Read more
:33 < Hot mew blind item!! :33 < A certain hot headed fish was s33n giving a certain show pony a piece of her mind!! :33 < I wondfur what sparked this... #FightCam #FishAndPonyShow #ShowPony #Drama #Gossip #BlindItem #RevengeSocking
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I...Read more
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on ...Read more
:33 < Meow this is a good one... :33 < One would never expect this pony to start eyeing up humans!! Not with his sordid past! Purresent! And Future! :33 < One can only wonder if it's a rebound furom his flighty ex stable hand!! :33 < Is this pony looking fur a new jockey? #BlindItem #PonyShowOrShowPony? #Drama #Gossip #Smuppets #MLP #StableDispute #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d68df7ba20a5.png
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain flighty bull has b33n allegedly eyeing an attempt at tipping the scales of pale into pail territory with his furry recently coined Moirailegiance to a certain coldblooded fishy furiend. :33 < This is an expected pattern fur the bull, as he s33ms to flip through red partners like channels on the huskbox! :33 < One wondfurs if any one channel is enough to satisfy! #TipLine #Drama #Gossip #BarnyardVisitsTheAquarium #Smearing #PapSmearing #PaletoPail #suggestive
:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls wa...Read more
:33 < Insider!! After a loud and open concupiscent clash the unexpected but somehow fated pair of a shark and lamb has come into the spotlight! :33 < The couple was earlier tolight pictured together at the Rusty Spade, having clearly shared a passionate furench kiss betw33n lip and gill! How exciting!! :33 < Now Damara Megido's [@handMaid] affinity to gills comes of course as no surprise to those that have heard of her befur. :33 < Now after a long light the couple has b33n discovfurred tangled in a mess of obscene limbs in a bush! Be it snogging or drunken tomcat-foolery is still yet to be determ...Read more
:33 < PURREAKING MEWS!! Karkat Vantas has b33n arrested and detained by the Befuran Department of Culling for Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting culling! :33 < Rumeowr states that Mr Vantas got into a bar fight, and we have no confurmed casualties. :33 < His social media platforms have b33n taken over by the Befuran Culling Department, and he is refusing questioning and interviews! :33 < His bail is set at 612,00 Boondollars, and as of yet none of that has b33n gathfured. :33 < We will continue to monitpurr the situation! :33 < If you know anything, do not hesitate to contact me! #Scand...Read more
:33 < Controversial!! Should you give your lusus a palmhusk? :33 < Some sources indicate yes! :33 < Although your lusus may not be able to speak in the traditional manfur that doesn't mean they can't expurress themselves! :33 < Following is a statement furom my own lusus! ":33 < HGGHRHJKSKNHRHjhdhj937ywhll dhhhhhhhhhhr rhhsklrppuwuh dbbwh72727yagnrhrhjjjjjjjshwjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjueywyeyy beheheuuehehehop!!!&÷hehhwj......&^÷hhrheioue77f749" :33 < How infurmative!! Thank you Pounce! #Sponsorship #IHuskSponsor #Controversial #HotTopic #Drama #Debate
:33 < A certain fishy prince has b33n spotted tripping over his words and offuring crude sexual remarks on Porrim Maryam's latest post, stating he would "swwalloww the (toe)ring in my ravvenous fervvor and not evven care ill get you a neww one pick any one you like #cullmommy" :33 < Meow wow!! That is an interesting development! More at 9! #Cullmommy #FishyBusiness #CelebGossip #Drama #Gossip #JadeWader #HookLineAndSinker #nsfw #F33tFriday
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
:33 < Purreaking mews!! A certain flighty broad troll has b33n spotted confursing in a very flirty tone with his supposed ex matesprit! :33 < Which is especially strange after what was rumeowred to be a messy breakup! Meow wow!! :33 < Ruf- I mean... The alleged flighty individual has recently puroken up with another matespurrit in a long yarn of love and lust! Rumeowr has it he has a hard time staying loyal, and an even harder time staying put after things are said and done! :33 < One can only infur he has no trouble getting it up for all mannfur of trolls! :33 < The lady pictured has a simeowlar s...Read more
:33 < Good meowning chittr fiends! Breaking Mews! It s33ms a certain "frequent flyer" was s33n punching above his weight class at #FightNight! #1tsof1shal! Now one can only pondpurr... Who is this "Big fish" and what more details will I be able to dig up! :33 < Submit your own blind item here!! => https://forms.gle/xtLyqjPsuGiuv7B47 #BlindItem #FrequentFlyer #BigFish #FightNight #PaleShacking #PalePapping #Drama #Gossip #FightNightDrama #Viral #SurfandTurf
:33 < Furresh new gossip hot off the printing purress coming at you with a steamy mew story! #ChittrGossip #DashProwling #BlindItem #PonyAndCowShow #CheatingScandal #FightNightSighting #BullFighting #ShowPony #IsThisTheEnd?? #Drama #Gossip #Scandal :33 < Submit your own drama at my tip line! => https://forms.gle/A1LGpFTs8rXVjYqX8
