@anonymouseCatalog — #drama
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statem...Read more
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
:33 < Coming in piping hot with a little update on a blind item furom a little while ago! :33 < A certain Spider and Fish were spotted on a date! :33 < Now ordinarily this would be no mews item, or scandal, but... :33 < It does come as quite the surpurrise, when this big fish has b33n purrsuing the crab as of late!! :33 < Dreambubble witnesses have repurrted to have s33n the two individuals who are purresumed to be our fish and our spider out on a rather lively date! :33 < One mus wonder if the Crab was really just a rebound, or if the Fish is playing both sides!! :33 < Furom his observed behavio...Read more
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotectio...Read more
:33 < Talks are getting louder and louder about a certain coldblooded Bloodway star (900 caegars a ticket!) Has a nasty habit of furequenting palmhusk pail hot lines!! :33 < Not only that but rumeowr has it she has an appetite fur inviting these especially warmblooded escorts into her BDSM den located conveniently I'm downtown Maimhattan! :33 < To each their own of clawrse but can she juggle this little double life of hers fur much longer? #NSFW #suggestive #BDSM #HOTline #drama #gossip #actor #StarStruck! #celebtrityGossip
:33 < Tip! A certain up and coming film star was s33n spitting on his assistant after receiving an inclawrrect order of herbal tea! :33 < Still gr33n in the industry and already making waves enough to rustle the feathers of their managers! :33 < One can only wondfur if their car33r can still take off after this or if the executives decide to pull the plug!! #Drama #Actors #Spitscandal #scandal #gossip #risingstar #car33rflop
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #Rel...Read more
:33 < Meow this is an intfuresting one!! :33 < It s33ms a certain Crab, Spider and Fish have b33n having quite the time after a certain furiend of the blog leaked purrlenty of search histories!! :33 < One wonders if these relationships can recover, or if this Crab has purrmanently b33n driven into the arms of another... #SpiderCrabFish #LeakedSearchHistory #Drama #RelationshipDrama #DrivenIntoTheArmsOfAnother #Gossip #BlindItem #Submission
:33 < Meow this is a really scandalous one! :33 < Not-so-virgin Mary was spotted in a Troll European kink club toting around a mutantblood on a furry short leash! :33 < The nature of their relationship is as of yet unclear, as the pair was s33n arguing one moment, and shooshpapping the next! :33 < It is possible they are smearing or vacillating, but the sp33d at which they swapped betw33n the two one much wonder how they are behind closed doors! :33 < One thing is clear! This Not-So-Virgin Mary has a THING fur the colour red!! :33 < Mary has b33n spotted with another redblood in Itrolly these pas...Read more
:33 < Meow then! Here comes a scoop to wet the appetite... :33 < It s33ms that while we have b33n distracted with the barnyard drama a second stallion has purranced onto the scene! :33 < A well mannered Horse s33med to catch the eye of a particularly ill tempurred Monkey who has not b33n very shy about concealing her desires to torment and punish him fur misd33ds that happened thousands of years ago! :33 < In quite vivid and excruciating detail! :33 < How bitter!! So much vitriol! :33 < How will he cope? Especially with his purrecious pet Stallion being sought after by the very same Monkey! :33...Read more
:33 < I now you may have grown tired of the bull and pony show by now but this is quite the interesting development! :33 < It s33ms that yesterday a certain sh33p posted a rather racy picture of the pony after what furom the tell-all picture looked to be purretty rowdy roll in the hay! :33 < The bull grew jealous! S33ing his ex lover in the arms of his ex lover! He felt scorned! Left out! :33 < But the pony took pity on him! They missed eachother so furry much! :33 < And now furom the pony's posts it apurrs that the pair may have reunited again! :33 < If that is a purrmanent shackled reunion or a qu...Read more
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyS...Read more
:33 < Hot new item!! An unlikely pair spotted in public in uppurr Fanghattan! Is this the new "it" couple? Could it be that a certain pony has moved on to gr33ner pastures? Or shall we say... Bluer pastures? H33h33!! :33 < One must wondfur what the two might be getting up to as they were later spotted at a high end restaurant! :33 < Has the stallion finally moved on furom the bull? Only time will tell!! #HighbloodGossip #Drama #Gossip #HotNewGoss #BarnyardDrama #Spider #CelebritySighting #Infidelity #NewCouple #BlackWidow #HorseheadSpider
:33 < Meow this one is a doozy!! Coming all the way furom Earth if you would believe it!! :33 < I have nefur covered a story furom Earth befur!! So this is sooo exciting fur me!!! :33 < Let's get into it!! Rumeowr has it that a certain purrivate broadcast star has b33n left in the dust by his Daytime Television star crossed lofur!! Talk about mixed signals! :33 < The pair has not b33n s33n in public since the star was spotted hiking with his notable ex-girlfuriend. (that's the human word fur matespurrit fur those at home!) :33 < Now to s33 the English Beaux in the wild is sort of like s33ing a fish ...Read more
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and ...Read more
:33 < Hot mew blind item!! :33 < A certain hot headed fish was s33n giving a certain show pony a piece of her mind!! :33 < I wondfur what sparked this... #FightCam #FishAndPonyShow #ShowPony #Drama #Gossip #BlindItem #RevengeSocking
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I...Read more
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on ...Read more
:33 < Meow this is a good one... :33 < One would never expect this pony to start eyeing up humans!! Not with his sordid past! Purresent! And Future! :33 < One can only wonder if it's a rebound furom his flighty ex stable hand!! :33 < Is this pony looking fur a new jockey? #BlindItem #PonyShowOrShowPony? #Drama #Gossip #Smuppets #MLP #StableDispute #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d68df7ba20a5.png
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain flighty bull has b33n allegedly eyeing an attempt at tipping the scales of pale into pail territory with his furry recently coined Moirailegiance to a certain coldblooded fishy furiend. :33 < This is an expected pattern fur the bull, as he s33ms to flip through red partners like channels on the huskbox! :33 < One wondfurs if any one channel is enough to satisfy! #TipLine #Drama #Gossip #BarnyardVisitsTheAquarium #Smearing #PapSmearing #PaletoPail #suggestive
:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls wa...Read more
:33 < Insider!! After a loud and open concupiscent clash the unexpected but somehow fated pair of a shark and lamb has come into the spotlight! :33 < The couple was earlier tolight pictured together at the Rusty Spade, having clearly shared a passionate furench kiss betw33n lip and gill! How exciting!! :33 < Now Damara Megido's [@handMaid] affinity to gills comes of course as no surprise to those that have heard of her befur. :33 < Now after a long light the couple has b33n discovfurred tangled in a mess of obscene limbs in a bush! Be it snogging or drunken tomcat-foolery is still yet to be determ...Read more
:33 < PURREAKING MEWS!! Karkat Vantas has b33n arrested and detained by the Befuran Department of Culling for Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting culling! :33 < Rumeowr states that Mr Vantas got into a bar fight, and we have no confurmed casualties. :33 < His social media platforms have b33n taken over by the Befuran Culling Department, and he is refusing questioning and interviews! :33 < His bail is set at 612,00 Boondollars, and as of yet none of that has b33n gathfured. :33 < We will continue to monitpurr the situation! :33 < If you know anything, do not hesitate to contact me! #Scand...Read more
:33 < Controversial!! Should you give your lusus a palmhusk? :33 < Some sources indicate yes! :33 < Although your lusus may not be able to speak in the traditional manfur that doesn't mean they can't expurress themselves! :33 < Following is a statement furom my own lusus! ":33 < HGGHRHJKSKNHRHjhdhj937ywhll dhhhhhhhhhhr rhhsklrppuwuh dbbwh72727yagnrhrhjjjjjjjshwjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjueywyeyy beheheuuehehehop!!!&÷hehhwj......&^÷hhrheioue77f749" :33 < How infurmative!! Thank you Pounce! #Sponsorship #IHuskSponsor #Controversial #HotTopic #Drama #Debate
:33 < A certain fishy prince has b33n spotted tripping over his words and offuring crude sexual remarks on Porrim Maryam's latest post, stating he would "swwalloww the (toe)ring in my ravvenous fervvor and not evven care ill get you a neww one pick any one you like #cullmommy" :33 < Meow wow!! That is an interesting development! More at 9! #Cullmommy #FishyBusiness #CelebGossip #Drama #Gossip #JadeWader #HookLineAndSinker #nsfw #F33tFriday
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
:33 < Purreaking mews!! A certain flighty broad troll has b33n spotted confursing in a very flirty tone with his supposed ex matesprit! :33 < Which is especially strange after what was rumeowred to be a messy breakup! Meow wow!! :33 < Ruf- I mean... The alleged flighty individual has recently puroken up with another matespurrit in a long yarn of love and lust! Rumeowr has it he has a hard time staying loyal, and an even harder time staying put after things are said and done! :33 < One can only infur he has no trouble getting it up for all mannfur of trolls! :33 < The lady pictured has a simeowlar s...Read more
:33 < Good meowning chittr fiends! Breaking Mews! It s33ms a certain "frequent flyer" was s33n punching above his weight class at #FightNight! #1tsof1shal! Now one can only pondpurr... Who is this "Big fish" and what more details will I be able to dig up! :33 < Submit your own blind item here!! => https://forms.gle/xtLyqjPsuGiuv7B47 #BlindItem #FrequentFlyer #BigFish #FightNight #PaleShacking #PalePapping #Drama #Gossip #FightNightDrama #Viral #SurfandTurf
:33 < Furresh new gossip hot off the printing purress coming at you with a steamy mew story! #ChittrGossip #DashProwling #BlindItem #PonyAndCowShow #CheatingScandal #FightNightSighting #BullFighting #ShowPony #IsThisTheEnd?? #Drama #Gossip #Scandal :33 < Submit your own drama at my tip line! => https://forms.gle/A1LGpFTs8rXVjYqX8
