:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls was injured. Mr. Vantas and Ms. Megido sustained some injuries during the struggle, and were they subsequently arrested fur assault with a deadly weapon, resisting culling, and several minor cullable offenses. :33 < The pair was detained by the Befuran Depurrtment of Culling and kept in a holding cell under bail of 612k Boondollars. :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out shortly after by a man that wishes to remain anyanimous, but Damara referred to him as Karkat's "Sugarculldaddy" and "paypig" when questioned. :33 < At this time Damara Megido is still in holding, with no sign of being bailed out. :33 < I have set up an interview with Mr. Vantas to get a d33per scoop. Stay tuned! #Drama #Jailbird #MogShot #KarkatVantas #Gossip #DamaraMegido #Update! #PusherBreaking #PayPig #SugarCullDaddy #CullDaddy #BefuranCulling #Viral
YOU’RE GOING TO BE HEARING FROM MY LEGISLACERATOR.
:33 < This is all infurmation you offured willingly!
:33 < I nefur said he was!