:33 < Meow this is a really scandalous one! :33 < Not-so-virgin Mary was spotted in a Troll European kink club toting around a mutantblood on a furry short leash! :33 < The nature of their relationship is as of yet unclear, as the pair was s33n arguing one moment, and shooshpapping the next! :33 < It is possible they are smearing or vacillating, but the sp33d at which they swapped betw33n the two one much wonder how they are behind closed doors! :33 < One thing is clear! This Not-So-Virgin Mary has a THING fur the colour red!! :33 < Mary has b33n spotted with another redblood in Itrolly these past wipes, a sh33p that may be familiar to come already. :33 < The identity of this tempting little Cherry is currently unknown to our sources, but it is clear he is purroud of his mutant blood. :33 < Despite the unknown nature of their relationship, it is speculated that it is very close, as dictated by Not-So-Virgin Mary's purroud sporting of her Cherry pets colour! :33 < Could she be his culler? His owner? His Dominatrix? :33 < One wonders how tight she k33ps that leash... #SubmittedTip #suggestive #CherryTemptation #NotSoVirginMary #Itrolly #KinkClub #CherryPopping #Dominatrix #LeashPulling #SexScandal? #ChastityScandal? #Abstinence Scandal! #Gossip #Drama #Relationship #HotTopic #MutantMadness #ShirleyTemple #BecauseItsAVirginCherryDrink #GetIt?
:33 < A redblooded rival on the scene! :33 < A impassioned battle fur the hand of the Not-So-Virgin Mary Porrim! :33 < Who will come out on top! :33 < And who will end up on the bottom!! :33 < Another rumeowr has come up to the surface! :33 < Is it true that Cherry doesn't put out!?
:33 < No?? :33 < Well then what is he? :33 < You tote him around on such a purretty little leash? :33 < What is your little Cherry then?
:33 < Nooo of course it's not you! H33h33....
Well... yes, that's true. He will explain to+ yo+u at length his co+mmitment to+ celibacy. It's hardly wo+rth speculating abo+ut and I really wish yo+u'd sto+p. >.> #No+tAckno+wledgingTheRestOfYo+urCo+mment
Ugh. If yo+u really *must* kno+w, we are just friends. That's all. The leash was co+ntext-appro+priate, it's no+t like I make him wear it all the time.
:33 < Meow I s33!!! Mrrrp... :33 < Mistfur Cherry has taken a vow of celibacy! :33 < How coy!
:33 < Furiends you say! :33 < Nothing more? Nothing less? :33 < A leash can be a healthy component of a furiendship yknow! :33 < I would know! ;33
Yo+u kno+w what? *Thank* yo+u. I to+ld Kankri repeatedly that there are no+ inherent sexual co+nno+tatio+ns to+ wearing a leash in public and that it's an exercise in plato+nic trust that can strengthen a friendship. Anyo+ne cho+o+sing to+ read to+o+ much into+ it is their pro+blem, no+t o+urs.
:33 < Purr!! There doesn't have to be anything romantic nor sexual about it! :33 < My moirail sometimes k33ps me on a leash! It is all about trust!
Yes and please do+n't say anything to+ him. The o+nly way he agreed to+ co+me is if I pro+mised no+ o+ne else wo+uld find o+ut abo+ut it.