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I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S YOUR JOB TO FIGURE OUT. 0u0
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY. I HAVE BEEN #HOSTAGED AGAIN. NOT BY WEAPONS. OR VIOLENCE. OR EVEN BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. NO. THIS TIME. I AM BEING OPPRESSED. BY AN ALL-NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. FORCE OF PARADOX SPACE. CRUSHED UNDER THE UNENDING JUJU BOOTHEEL. OF @carbolicGalvanologist'S STUB. AT THE 8/9 #FELTOPENING. IN HIS LATEST FLAGRANT EPISODE. OF SILENCING WOMEN. HE ERASED FROM MY VOCABULARY. A CERTAIN NAME. BECAUSE HE IS A SCREECHING JEALOUS WIGGLER. WHO CANNOT HANDLE A PASSING REMINDER. THAT I TALK TO OTHER VANTASES. OR PERHAPS. THAT WHEN HE SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE. BRIGHT RED AND RANTING ABOUT HIVEGUEST ETIQUETTE. HE MIGHT RESEMBLE CERTAIN PRISSY HUSKS OF CULLBAIT. CURRENTLY CRAWLING ACROSS THE SURFACE OF BEFORUS. OR THE DREAMBUBBLES. OR ANCIENT ALTERNIA. OBVIOUSLY. THIS WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT. FOR SLIPPING UP. AND REFERRING TO CHALKBOX BY THE EXTREMELY SIMILAR NAME. OF A GUY HE CLOSELY RESEMBLES. IN BOTH APPEARANCE AND BEHAVIOR. WHOSE NAME I HAPPEN TO USE. A LOT MORE FREQUENTLY. THAN FUCKING 「KARKAT.」 UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHALKYKUN. THE BANNED TERM IS LOADBEARING. FOR MUCH OF THE BULLSHIT I GET UP TO. WHICH IS WHY. IN A DISPLAY OF SINCERE CONTRITION. NEVER TO BE REPEATED. I WILL BE EATING MY WORDS. LIVE ON GRUBTUBE. RIGHT NOW. LIKE AND GRUBSCRIBE.
8=D < This is preposterous! 8=D < Lies! 8=D < Outrage! 8=D < I demand that you take this down at once!
CAN YOU TWO DO THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE. #YUCK.
8===D < Do hurry. 8====D < I am already quite... 8=====D < Worked up, at the thought...
haha, thought so... 1'll be r1ght there, pony 😘
8===D < Yes... That is a much preferred idea.
nah 1t a1n't l1ke that babe... here, 1'll swoop on over and we'll see what we can do about that whole 'leash' th1ng };)
D:{ low blow, damz...
#ALREADYTHERE.
SHUT UP!!!!
listen i dont want idi0ts taking your headline and running with it tw0 say stupid shit about me 0nline. that sounds really ann0ying. so, given that i try tw0 love every versi0n of my partners because theyve made me a l0t happier if i take you, ms leij0n, out 0n a purropurr date, candles and music and all that jazz, will y0u rescind this libel?
D --> No D --> You misunderstand D --> And you will put down your writing paws immediately
8=D < I don't quite approve of your manner of journalism, Miss Leijon.
8=D < It is quite clearly about myself and my quadromance. 8=D < Where did you get this information?