chittr

#scenario

vwhat vwould you do if you ordered pizza, extra sausage, and i came to your door? im standing ther on your porch, in a deliwvery 8oy uniform thats a size too small, really hugging my pecs. im holding the 8ox flush to my hip, you knovw vwhy. vwhat wvould you do? #scenario #nsfwv

Kull: +7
Total: 7

sneaking out of a gals 8edroom at 4 im the morning vwithout wvaking her should 8e judged as an extreme sport. She rolls owver and sees me putting my socks 8ack on and asks me vwhere I'm going, i suck my teeth and tell her 8a8y im not going anyvwhere, i just need to go to the 8athroom. She asks me wvhat that is, and i correct myself. the a8lution8lock. I scurry off wvith my clothes 8unched up in my arms and get dressed again, 8ut i realise ivwe forgotten my undies in her room. commando it is. i cravwl out her wvindowv, wve're on the third floor, so i scale her hivwe dovwn to the ground floor to get sa...Read more

Kult: +15
Total: 15

novw imagine me 8ent owver the 8onnet of your scuttle8uggy, all sudsed up. i'm polishing her, getting her nice and clean. hell imagine me getting all sudsy and wvet. my tank top is vwet too, its getting see-through. you can see my nipples poking through the fa8ric, and my manly gru8scars and my gills. you're laying 8ack in your folding chair on your lawvnring, reading the paper, something a8out a tragedy, nothing too shocking. just enough to keep your attention. for the most part. you're in a flirty little 8ikini of course. tight fitting, leavwing little up to the imagination. you're eyeing me vw...Read more

Kult: +29
Kull: +7
Total: 36
Ratio: 4.14

imagine us at da beach n im watchin u swim n stuff n we r laughin n playin n shite. den u come over n we kiss each otha on da lips n den ur like "haha got u" n u pickme up and throw me in2 da water but da reason why im not in da water is bc my metal will get heavy n i will sink so u slowly watch me as i never come back up n i inevitably drown 8888)

Kult: +35
Total: 35

imagine thiss: we become fr13nds. i ask you if you would like to hang out and you ask me where?? so i tail you i would like to meet you in the middle of the woods where i live and even though i reassure you that its totally safe, would you go? if not would you still hang out with me elsewhere? >X3 #scenario

Kult: +10
Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43