sneaking out of a gals 8edroom at 4 im the morning vwithout wvaking her should 8e judged as an extreme sport. She rolls owver and sees me putting my socks 8ack on and asks me vwhere I'm going, i suck my teeth and tell her 8a8y im not going anyvwhere, i just need to go to the 8athroom. She asks me wvhat that is, and i correct myself. the a8lution8lock. I scurry off wvith my clothes 8unched up in my arms and get dressed again, 8ut i realise ivwe forgotten my undies in her room. commando it is. i cravwl out her wvindowv, wve're on the third floor, so i scale her hivwe dovwn to the ground floor to get safely 8ack to my nook8uggy. i stop for a pack of cigs on the wvay home. she'll miss me in the ewvening, and nuzzle my jockstrap and touch herself thinking of me. #scenario #Eroticmemoir
haha, l1ke a l1ttle g1ft };)
It is not a "8espoke" name. It makes you sound like, and please forgive my rudeness (8ecause we 8oth know I care deeply for your feelings), a major douche8ag.
Oh, goodness. The illness is worse than I presumed. ::::( He is completely o8livious!
YOU WOULD HAVE TO START WEARING UNDERWEAR FIRST.
i feel you man, its rough out there for us playboys. the hardest part for me has alvways been leavwing late enough shes asleep proper, but not so late that the suns out to ruin my perfect complexion and burn me to a crisp. this is vwhy i lovwe a gal vwith a roommate. i can sneak outta one room to go havwe a lil liason vwith her buddy, then sneak outta hers to go sleep under the hivwestems communal staircase until sunfall. bonus points if another lady friend livwes in the same building. #nofuninthesun #spoonunderthemoon #nsfwv
JOCKSTRAP IS A SHOCKINGLY GAY CHOICE. YOU’RE JUST SMEARING YOUR SITGLOBES ACROSS RAW DENIM? EVERY NIGHT? FOREVER?
oh i feel you man, this is wvhy i lovwe sorority girls, one room to serwvice after the other until i sneak out the 8ack, those girls newver lock the 8ackdoor. only pro8lem there is packing enough undervwear to leavwe each girl vwanting.
hey not evwery night! the jockstrap is an athletes choice, it supports the goods nicely vwhile giwving enough airflovw to awvoid the dreaded "swvamp ass" nothing gay a8out a wvell supported package