Muckrake
@anonymouseCatalog
Purrfessional Photografur | Quad Gossip Repurrter | Indepawndent Journalist She/Purr || Dm's open!! Tip line ==> https://forms.gle/tBU62B6JfrKfnCQt9
:33 < Mrrp... I haven't s33n my meowrail in soooo long! Not after his matespurrit started hogging him... Hmmm.. :33 < Not that I'm jealous but I miss him!! :33 < He's my only quad! Hiss... :33 < I'm packing my bags to go spend a few lights at his hive and I am overjoyed!!!
:33 < Maybe he won't get him back until after 12th Purrig33's eve!
D --> I do need to return and see him at some point, Nepeta D --> He is still my matesprit who I care for and deeply appreciate the compony of
:33 < Hiss... Fine!! But I get to k33p you betw33n visits.
:33 < Purrfect!!
1 don’t care how you do 1t, but 1f you do, 1’ll make 1t worth your wh1le
:33 < Hmmm.... furry tempting...
1 knew you could see reason
dm any t1me, we can even coord1nate
:33 < If you can k33p Karkitty distracted fur a little while that would be purrfect!
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
just once i vwanna be the scene of the crime.
:33 < I am sure many share that desire!! :33 < It is such a thrill to witness a real crime!!
What the hell? Ho+w did yo+u even get this pho+to+?
:33 < H33h33! A good repurrter always has her sources ;33
thanks for the tip im donnin my philanthropists cap and payin bail for wwhoevver caused the most bodily harm/property damage
:33 < Daww how kind!
D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies
:33 < Oh my goodness!!! he is sooo cuuute!! :33 < I am going to sl33p with mine in my coup!!
:33 < The real one is always welcome too! ;33
D --> The real one D --> Is still enacting consequences upon you D --> And will have to refrain from giving a properly reply to that
:33 < Not even fur a cuddle?
:33 < Heheheh!! Good! :33 < I want at least 10, I want them in my pile!!
D --> The Trotswor% marketing department has been hard at work since I hired them D --> And they have done me proud D --> Later tonight, we will be launching a new Trotswor% Official Product D --> Prepare your seats in advance for the moisture which will be produced from your pores when you see it D --> Tonight
:33 < Oh meow goodness!!!!! :33 < I will n33d a whole pile of them!!!
D --> Of horse D --> You will have as many as you would like
:33 < Hehehe!! Yaay!! :33 < I am so excited!!
D --> As a distinguished highb100d of renown, it is of the utmost importance to me that everything I have, and everything I do, is of the highest caliber. D --> From my clothing to the appliances in my hive D --> For e%ample D --> Nestled squarely in the corner of my respiteblock, a respectable si% measurement blo% away from my lu%ury cupe, sits the Stable D --> The pinnacle of modern comfort D --> A sitting appliance ergonomically designed for ma%imum sit time, seeing as it is used e%clusively for sitting from anywhere near five minutes to three hours depending on the length of the session which I might be watching D --> But it is not just about the chair D --> The overhead light can be controlled with motion sensors, allowhinnyg both myself and the participants in whatever display I may be watching to choose whether I am visible D --> Though I will admit this does have its flaws, particularly when the show gets noisy, and the reverberating impacts cause the lights to turn on and off D --> E%posing and obscuring me, back and forth, for up to ten minutes at a time D --> The chair has a small desk in front of it, big enough to fit my Clopboard and various audio/visual recording devices for my personal projects D --> Or, if I am bored, I can lay my husktop on the desk and catch up on work D --> This is the ideal entertainment environment D --> Alone, where you must only focus on the show unless it is otherwise stated D --> Comfortable D --> Efficient D --> E%emplary
:33 < It is a furry dignified chair... h33h33h33 :33 < I dont like sitting there myself, I much purrefur to get my paws dirty but... ;33 < You knyaow I dont mind watching!
D --> I am aware, yes D --> If you were mare inclined to occupy the seat I would have a nameplate placed on the table for you as well D --> I am pleased with the usual arrangement D --> And would enjoy it quite a bit if you were a part of the show I like to watch mare often
:33 < I do like our arrangement!! :33 < Mrrow... If you want to watch more often maybe I n33d to start flirting a little more... :33 < @handMaid h33h33, care to find out furst hand if he likes #yuri?
what the fuck do you guys do at clubs anyway
REACH UP AS MANY SKIRTS AS I CAN. BEFORE I AM CAUGHT AND BANISHED.
WHAT SHE SAID, HAYAAH. I SHOULD KNOW. THAT, AND GET SO DRUNK THAT YOU GET ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. #THROWBACK.
1 see, now the n1p sl1p context makes sense now
no, 1 follow @anonymouseCatalog, obv1ously
:33 < H33h33!!
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
:33 < Uh oh...