E%emplar Dank100k
@caballinesTheca
D --> I am the E%emplar D --> Stablemaster of Trotswor% D --> And star headliner of the Beforan Times newsletter ((icon: profmadscientist.))
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
8=D < I thought I sh001d share my ponysona, in honor of my rather successfoal watch party! #ponysona #mlp #HorussMLPnight [art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
D --> Yes D --> Delightfoal D --> This site is many things. Oftentimes it frustrates me D --> Other times they post images of hoofbeasts getting involved in silly shenanigans D --> But this D --> This is what I want to see D --> This is how it should be D --> I would like for everyone else on this website to cease their typings D --> Cancel their posts D --> And instead show us their ponysonas
D --> Whenever I am stricken with undesired arousal I must find a way to e%pel that energy as fast as possible D --> If I am unable to take a cold shower D --> I will drop to the f100r D --> I will do intense sit-ups until the feelings subsides D --> I sweat, and I replace my aroused and bothered sweat with the sweat of a workout D --> The feeling will pass between the 300th and 700th sit-up, or once the cramping becomes unbearable #NoFap
D --> E%cellent idea D --> I can think of a few mare intelligent alternatives D --> However for a simple, easy, and productive solution I respect it D --> And I admire your resolve D --> You remind me of a younger version of myself D --> Determined, STRONG, mare moist than he knew what to do with D --> Yet you are handling it better than I ever did D --> I commend you
D --> Thank you for your condemnation D --> What w001d you suggest as an alternative D --> I have tried flogging D --> Cold plunges D --> Scalding ablutions D --> Splashing my face with cold water D --> Pullups until failure D --> Electroshock therapy D --> Pushups until failure D --> And many more
D --> Hm D --> You may not like the answer I have to give, seeing as you seem to prefer to negate the issue over solving it directly D --> So I will avoid my own personal solution D --> Which is to task a maidling and/or milkboy with assisting me D --> If I am in need of a way to distract my mind, to get myself away from certain D --> Thoughts D --> I engage in hoofbeast time D --> A good hoofbeast is a behaved hoofbeast D --> Who would be scolded and scorned if he were to act on urges when it is not time D --> So I place myself in the mindset of that beast D --> Who wants only to be good D --> It brings me to a serene state of mind, a therapeutic space wherein nothing e%ists but the reality I have created in my thoughts D --> Alternatively I use the compony riding crop and deliver onto myself the number of lashings equivalent to the severity of my thoughts
zahhaks are weird man just jerk yo shit you dont gotta do the saitama training routine every time you get squirmy #nsfw
D --> I am not doing that D --> Why are you using my hatch name to describe individuals who do that D --> I have never once alluded to doing that D --> I happen to have my own routines D --> They are certainly similar D --> Eerily so D --> But they are different
D --> So many complications D --> But I am the E%emplar D --> I can handle them
Can.you.unhandle.them.for.fun?
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
D --> ... D --> Do they need to have their hand on you like that
D --> I have no issue with it of horse D --> This is harmless
D --> Their hand does not have to be there
D --> Where did your b100 accessories go
Q: "You look like a Yaoi character." A: not a question
D --> I have also been told this D --> If that brings you solace
it really doesnt
D --> Understood D --> I apologize D --> You may insult me as you see fit for this
CALLED TROTSWORX, ENDED UP WITH THIS GUY. BREAKING A STALLION IS SO REWARDING.
WWAS?? ist das erlaubt? oh mein gott
wwehohoho i wwill pass far too focused on #meinebräu er #mybrewws #potions and #beasties. and i havve a terrible back, too old ZZ8)
D --> Oftentimes I am embarrassed D --> Not in myself D --> I have nothing to be ashamed about D --> But by the behavior of other highb100ds D --> Beforan, namely D --> I understand that things are different on Alternia D --> Twisted and backwards D --> But here D --> Highb100ds have certain responsibilities D --> And many fail to provide them
D --> Also D --> My matesprit allowed me to get up from the f100r
D --> Ahem D --> Hello D --> I was occupied with important business today D --> Compony related issues D --> But I have time to scroll and observe for now
ring ring
D --> I sense something is off D --> That someone is D --> Hm D --> Depicting me D --> In 100d ways D --> But I must be imagining things
Do+n't wo+rry abo+ut it, Exemplar. Just go+ back to+ cupe.
D --> My maidlings and milkboys are useless D --> It would be better for the compony if they were fired like the rest of the previous staff D --> However D --> Very few know me like they do D --> And finding highb100ds willing to e%clusively serve one person liters of milk in a jar on a platter is D --> Difficult
You are quite capable of reading. I haVVe taken note of this, so do not do me the disserVVice of demanding I repeat myself sodtrotter.
D --> Hn D --> Don't speak to me like that D --> You are nothing D --> I am the E%emplar
You haVVe a mouth on you. That is a rare trait among you Indighouls. Find yourself challenged by the Orphaner. A duel aVWWaits you. I haVVe already called for your graVVe to be dug.
D --> Hn D --> I would agree gleefully D --> Unfortunately D --> It seems that we are on different planets D --> A duel won't be possible D --> Now have a good night
D --> Keep your made up words to yourself D --> You make highb100ds 100k like foals
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝔁𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓻, 𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼, 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝔂𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵