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HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/14A5683B22F2.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM IF YOU’RE EXTRA NICE.
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You know I could probably make a hope body double of me with a few different features #biggerbreasts #longerhair #imhotasfinanyform #butigetpeepshavepreferences #youcanshapemelikealildollforyourdesire #nsfw
(^・o・^) < WHAT? (^._.^) < UM... MURR LIKE I WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU READ MY WRITING. BUT...
(=^ω^=) < OH. EM. G333333!!! IT'S LIKE I'VE JUST B33N YIFFTED WITH THE FIRE OF PROMHEATHEUS HIMSELF!!!!!! I'M SO INSPIRED RIGHT NOW! OMGOMGOMGOMG. ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ MAIDS! NAY... NEIGH! NEIGHDS! NEIGHDS!!! NEIGHDS!!!!!!

Remember To Bathe Yourselfs Love, Hygiene Is Important
(=`ω´=) < H33 H33 H33... I CAN'T PURRLIEVE I ALMOST MISSED THIS! (=^ω^=) < DON'T FURRY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT!!! IN MY AU, YOU'D STILL BE _INCREDIBLY_ FURTILE AT 87!!!!!!

I am SO PROUD OF YOU, -Exemplar! More trolls s)(ould be following in your footsteps w)(en it comes to t)(e extensive level of care you provide to lowbloods in need. Or s)(ould I stay.... )(oofsteps? -E)(e)(e)(e)(e)(.
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOURE READY TO WORK OUT A BUSINESS DEAL.
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS. NEIGH, IN FACT I HAVE SEVERAL.
WHO FUCKING NEEDS QUADFINDR WHEN CHITTR APPARENTLY DROPS SOMEONE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF ME? DOES IT BEHOOVE YOU TO TELL ME MORE? #SUGGESTIVE
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE

uhhhhh heyyyy :)
DON'T WORRY. SUGARGLOBES. I'M NOT A FANGLESS. DECLAWED. CONTEMPTIBLE BEFORAN. I ONLY SET PRONG THERE. FOR BUSINESS. OR PLEASURE. OR BOTH.
DO NOT SHAVE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SHAVED. OR BATHE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BATHED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY. #SUGGESTIVE.

its a prodigious fuckin masochist that declares defeat as soon as possible so he can fast forwward to the penalty lashings youre a depravved wwretch in all univverses and i think thats beautiful actually for this perceivved loss and as a gift to all aspirin ponyfreaks across all creation i permit you to imagine me slappin a saddle on your grotesquely muscular back and ridin you across the prairie #suggestivve

of course :) so n|ce to see A new hAndsome fAce Around here

