♣ mediated by @caballinesTheca
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
O-> .... My Tatto+o+ Has Disappeared At This Bust Size. # No+ 🤭 Yo+u Canno+t See A Picture #nsfw ?
IT WAS AN UMBRELLA TERM JEGUS. is this what peoplle behave llike when they dont jerk their shit crazy stylle. this is what we're doing to our popullace. #nsfw
OH MY GOD??????? I HAVE THEM ON, DON’T WORRY. MY GLASSES ARE THE BLUE ONES YOU GOT ME, HANDSOME.
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
you knoww i really rather not i feel like youd get something out a it that im not wwillin to givve
Q: "wwhat do you evven do for wwork" A: taps my profile AND my pinned i do a plethora a things all listed right there for your convvenience twwice evven in case you missed it the first fuckin time
:33 < Oh meow goodness... :33 < Now isn't he a good pony!!
:33< yes i can :33< i can do what i want
"= i will be here. whenever you some night decide. that the established situation. is not enough. ="
"= lesser. now. that is kind of rude. bad highblood. ="
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@caballinesTheca.why.the.fuck.did.you.meditate.my.public.service.announcement??
Oh.yeah.so: ANNOUNCEMENT!! If.you.are.from.Beforus.and.you've.ever.been.culled,.make.sure.you.don't.have.a.FUCKING.TRACKER.buried.in.you.somewhere!! Because.guess.what.I.just.fucking.found?! #medical-horror.#abuse
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #RelationshipDrama #PotentialLoveAffair #PossibleInfidelity #HopefullyNot
@cheliformGyves Not as bad as some of what we've seen. 🌐 ALTERNIAN PERFUME BACKMARKET 🌐 BEFORAN BUBBLE PORN? 🌐 TROTSWORX CEO ABOUT PAGE 🌐 BONDAGE POSITIONS AND METHODS ADVANCED 🌐 HOW TO TIE A HOGTIE 🌐 HOW TO TIE A HOGTIE HORSE VERSION 🌐 SNAPSCENE FILM STUDIO CEO 🌐 CONCEALED WEAPONS ON YOUR PERSON 🌐 WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOSS IS GROSSING YOU OUT 🌐 SCREENWRITERSGUILD.BEF 🌐 SUGAR LUSUS QUADSMEARING SCORNHUB 🌐 WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF ONE OF MY ALTS IS BRITISH? 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH SAGITTARIUS 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH AQUARIUS 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH ARIES 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH CAPRICORN 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH PISCES 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH TAURUS 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH GEMINI 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH LEO 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH VIRGO 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH LIBRA 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH SCORPIO 🌐 CANCER HORRORSCOPE COMPATIBILITY WITH CANCER \></ Maybe I spoke too soon. #GoregleWrapped
@anonymouseCatalog Let this be a lesson to all shit-stirrers: there is always a sneakier spy. For example, Ms. Muckrake can fit in a shrub, whereas I can fit on a microchip. 🌐 :33 < Celebrity gossip 🌐 :33 < Troll sized cat bed 🌐 :33 < Bridle 🌐 :33 < Bridle fur trolls 🌐 :33 < Quadsmeowring 🌐 :33 < HIC past relationships 🌐 :33 < HIC future relationships 🌐 :33 < Helpsman 🌐 :33 < Helpsman pictures 🌐 :33 < Culler cull33 sex scandal 🌐 :33 < Culler cul33 sex scandal dreddit 🌐 :33 < dr/Quadsmeowring 🌐 :33 < dr/Quadsmearing 🌐 :33 < Moirail asked me to wear day collar why 🌐 :33 < Moirail put a bell collar on me why 🌐 :33 < Catnip infused drink 🌐 :33 < Lock picking bell collar 🌐 :33 < Hunting with a bell collar 🌐 :33 < HIC sex scandal \></ #GoregleWrapped
I AM SUCH A LUCKY STABLEMASTER.
I WONDER IF HE FOUND ANY SOLUTION-ORIENTED RESPONSES.
Unfo+rtunately I wo+n't be able to+ attend #Go+thNight after all, but I tho+ught I'd share to+night's o+utfit anyway. Ho+pefully I'll catch everyo+ne at the next o+ne! #GPOY #Po+rrimsFashio+nJo+urnal #AltFashio+n #AltGirlsDo+ItBetter
TCH. NEEDY PONY. YOU GET AROUND. SO MUCH. THAT YOU FORGET WHO HAS YET TO RIDE YOU?
#GOTHNIGHT FITCHECK. #PORRIMLOOK. #AREYOULOOKING. #DONTYOUWANTTOCALLMEAPOSER. #ANDSHOVEMEAGAINSTTHEWALL. #PORRIMPICKUPYOURPALMHUSK. #PUBLICHUMILIATION. #GOTHGIRLONGIRL. #YURIFISHING.
SEE THAT? ANKLE-MONITOR FREE. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. SOMEONE SHOULD BUY ME A DRINK TO CELEBRATE. IN FACT, THERE’S A LOT TO CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW. #FEETFRIDAY BEING ONE OF THEM. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0CD1B3193E98.PNG ((CREDS TO RATKINGBUFFET ON TUMBLR <3))
PLEASE, DO GO ON. I WANNA SEE THE REST OF THE LIST JUST LIKE THE CHAT BOT IN YOUR REPLIES.
:33 < I am just a little curious... :33 < I do not mind! H33h33
:33 < Uhm...? :33 < The lips of an oliveblood you say...?
:33 < Hmm... :33 < I think that's a good idea! :33 < Now just don't k33p me on too short a leash, ok?
:33 < No no!! :33 < Please! :33 < What is it?
:33 < Oh...
:33 < That does make it a little more thrilling
:33 < Mrrp... I know... :33 < But she made such a convincing argument!
OH FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET MYSTERIOUS HERB. I HAVE A PLUG FOR PIXIE DUST. BUT WE ARE NOT CURRENTLY ON SPEAKING TERMS. AND MY CATNIP CLOWN ONLY GROWS NIGHTMARE FRACTAL DEATH STRAINS.
WHAT HAPPENS AT #GIRLSNIGHT STAYS AT #GIRLSNIGHT. IF YOU WANT IN. YOU WILL HAVE TO CONDUCT YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY. #DRESSCODE. #MAIDDRESS. #YURIBAIT. #MAKEOVER. #SUGGESTIVE. #MILFONMILF. #S33KINGARRANGEMENT. #YURISLOP. #NEKOMIMI. #NEKOMIMILF. #THR33SOME. #CASTEGAP. #QUADSMEARING. #MULTIQUAD. #HHHH.
:33 < Purr.... :33 < That is a very tempting offur... :33 < I wouldn't mind an audience...
YOU CAN RUB OFF ON ME ALL YOU WANT. YOUR BIG BLUE BARA CAN WATCH TOO. @caballinesTheca #SUGGESTIVE. 0u0
:33 < H33h33h33......
GIRL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. #THISISHUGE #NOTTALKINGABOUTTHEPOST
SO-CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN THEY SLEEP IN TOO LATE AND END UP WITH MAJOR BED HEAD. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B82044B23B0A.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
GOOD* PONY. 🥕 *ENOUGH FOR NOW.
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
@ANONYMOUSECATALOG JUST POSTED THIS CANDID OF ME GETTING BENT OVER AND ROYALLY COMPLETELY FUCKED. WHAT’S THE VERDICT? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7475E40B072A.JPG #SUGGESTIVE #HIVEARREST
8=l < Yes, YouTube, I am in fact still listening to this playlist
_/COMMAND REPLY KARKAT VANTAS IS DETAINED UNDER BEFORAN LAW. MR. VANTAS HAS LIMITED ACCESS TO HIS PRIVATE MESSAGES.
_terminal_beforandept.justice_ _command/INITIATE SOCIAL MEDIA TAKEOVER _command/PUBLIC PROFILE [INMATE: KARKAT VANTAS] [LOCATION: BEFORUS, THE RUSTY SPADE] [CRIME: ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON, RESISTING CULLING] [BAIL BOND SET FOR 612,000 BOONDOLLARS] _command/SET BOND FUND DONATION BOX _command/TAKE USER DONATIONS THROUGH REPLY TERMINAL [BOND DONATION: ____ / 612,000] _/command ATTACH MUGSHOT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eea8ded475f9.jpeg _terminal.end_beforandeptjustice_
:33 < Trying out a mew fun fact column!! :33 < Did you know that when furench kissing you transfur 80 million germs betw33n your mouth and your partners mouth!! #FunFacts #Kissing #Snogging #Smooching #SlowMewsDay
I MISSED #MUGSHOTMONDAY. WHAT A FUCKING SHAME. THANK YOU TO THE BEFORAN DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR SUCH A FLATTERING PHOTOGRAPH. YOU CAUGHT MY GOOD SIDE. #PAPPED? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C4C58E19E420.PNG @HANDMAID
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. YOU WANT A REPOST? YOU’RE GETTING A REPOST. ANYTHING FOR MY FANS. @AENEASCALDARIUM, A BIG *FUCK* AND *YOU*, SIGNED AND SEALED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
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HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/14A5683B22F2.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM IF YOU’RE EXTRA NICE.
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You know I could probably make a hope body double of me with a few different features #biggerbreasts #longerhair #imhotasfinanyform #butigetpeepshavepreferences #youcanshapemelikealildollforyourdesire #nsfw
(^･o･^) < WHAT? (^._.^) < UM... MURR LIKE I WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU READ MY WRITING. BUT...
(=^ω^=) < OH. EM. G333333!!! IT'S LIKE I'VE JUST B33N YIFFTED WITH THE FIRE OF PROMHEATHEUS HIMSELF!!!!!! I'M SO INSPIRED RIGHT NOW! OMGOMGOMGOMG. ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ MAIDS! NAY... NEIGH! NEIGHDS! NEIGHDS!!! NEIGHDS!!!!!!
Remember To Bathe Yourselfs Love, Hygiene Is Important
(=｀ω´=) < H33 H33 H33... I CAN'T PURRLIEVE I ALMOST MISSED THIS! (=^ω^=) < DON'T FURRY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT!!! IN MY AU, YOU'D STILL BE _INCREDIBLY_ FURTILE AT 87!!!!!!
I am SO PROUD OF YOU, -Exemplar! More trolls s)(ould be following in your footsteps w)(en it comes to t)(e extensive level of care you provide to lowbloods in need. Or s)(ould I stay.... )(oofsteps? -E)(e)(e)(e)(e)(.
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOURE READY TO WORK OUT A BUSINESS DEAL.
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS. NEIGH, IN FACT I HAVE SEVERAL.
WHO FUCKING NEEDS QUADFINDR WHEN CHITTR APPARENTLY DROPS SOMEONE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF ME? DOES IT BEHOOVE YOU TO TELL ME MORE? #SUGGESTIVE
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
uhhhhh heyyyy :)
DON'T WORRY. SUGARGLOBES. I'M NOT A FANGLESS. DECLAWED. CONTEMPTIBLE BEFORAN. I ONLY SET PRONG THERE. FOR BUSINESS. OR PLEASURE. OR BOTH.
DO NOT SHAVE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SHAVED. OR BATHE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BATHED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY. #SUGGESTIVE.
its a prodigious fuckin masochist that declares defeat as soon as possible so he can fast forwward to the penalty lashings youre a depravved wwretch in all univverses and i think thats beautiful actually for this perceivved loss and as a gift to all aspirin ponyfreaks across all creation i permit you to imagine me slappin a saddle on your grotesquely muscular back and ridin you across the prairie #suggestivve
of course :) so n|ce to see A new hAndsome fAce Around here