#smuppets
curtain rises. a lone smuppet stands center stage, dressed in the humble cotton finery of a chamber attendant. the kind of garment that says yeah i dust shelves for a living but i do it with wrist control that would make a harpist start journaling. enter: the lord of the manor. he is tall. inscrutable. probably owns a sword he does not use because using swords is for men who never learned how to weaponize pauses. lord: maid. the east wing remains untouched. maid: my lord, i have polished the banister until it shines like a guilty conscience. lord: and yet there is still dust. maid:...Read more
People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets