♠ hated by @caballinesTheca
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
(^･o･^)ﾉ < DON'T FURRY, KITTEN. YOU MAY BE OLD ENOUGH FOR #BROODING, BUT THE AUFUR HAS SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH, MUCH DIFURENT IN MIND FOR YOU!!! └(=^‥^=)┐
(=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIFUR FOR ME TO JUST SHOW YOU!!!!!!!!!
~Evidet O~zatap himself gives every unit a little kissie befO~re it gO~es tO~ market, and that's a guarantee!~ ~#sp~Ons~Oredp~Ost~
~That ~Ozatap air filtratiO~n device in the ad is kinda fuckable right?~ ~#nsfw #sp~Ons~Oredp~Ost~
~(=^‥^)ノ < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: ONE NIGHT, WE ALL WAKE UP AFTER HAVING DISCOFURRED THAT TROLLS ARE IN FACT LATENTLY CAPABLE OF AUTONYAMOUS SEXUAL REPURRDUCTION. (^・ω・^) < THE CATCH? IT'S ONLY MEN OVER 33 SW33PS THAT CAN BECOME GRAVID AND GET GRUBNANT. OH. G33. EMMM. PLOT ENSUES. ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
I am SO PROUD OF YOU, -Exemplar! More trolls s)(ould be following in your footsteps w)(en it comes to t)(e extensive level of care you provide to lowbloods in need. Or s)(ould I stay.... )(oofsteps? -E)(e)(e)(e)(e)(.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: laying on your back while they measure their bulge against your stomach taking amarker and crossing a line at every inch "shhh. its gonna be fiine. i know you can take it" a smile on their face the only thing you can do is laaugh and smile back before they slam themselves into you so hard you see stars ( #nsfw, measuring?, i dont really know if theres a proper term for this one, sorry, no quads mentioned, ambigious gender, could be yxxi, yaoi or yuri, archive rating: e ) ]
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOURE READY TO WORK OUT A BUSINESS DEAL.
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS. NEIGH, IN FACT I HAVE SEVERAL.
WHO FUCKING NEEDS QUADFINDR WHEN CHITTR APPARENTLY DROPS SOMEONE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF ME? DOES IT BEHOOVE YOU TO TELL ME MORE? #SUGGESTIVE
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
DO NOT SHAVE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SHAVED. OR BATHE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BATHED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY. #SUGGESTIVE.
immagin.e locu ꠹t꠹𓆙arm 𓁹‿𓁹
𓆝if only someone would stop getting so distracted and *reply* to me *quickly*.♆𖦹°‧
its a prodigious fuckin masochist that declares defeat as soon as possible so he can fast forwward to the penalty lashings youre a depravved wwretch in all univverses and i think thats beautiful actually for this perceivved loss and as a gift to all aspirin ponyfreaks across all creation i permit you to imagine me slappin a saddle on your grotesquely muscular back and ridin you across the prairie #suggestivve
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ why nhhnhnh ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: looking at the plushie of her she gave you its been a while since youve seen her and its getting unbearable you pick it up and shamefully, you make a few modifications to it its embarrassing but once you fit your bulge into it god it feels good a sleeve of her, its the closest youve felt to her in weeks you spill in it and imagine her face even after youre done you cant help but want to do this again ( #nsfw, fawning, yearning, because who doesnt love yearning, #plushophilia, f/f, yuri, archive rating: e ) ]