♦ pitied by @caballinesTheca
BEHAVE YOURSELF EXEMPLAR, DON’T WANNA GET A COLUMNSNAP AHEAD OF ANY WORK OBLIGATIONS.
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/14A5683B22F2.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
(^・ω・^) < SORRY! BUT FUR SOME REASON, I F33L LIKE MY BELIEF SYSTEM HAS COMPURRLETELY CHANGED ALL OF A SUDDEN! OH WELL!!!
Rule number 1: If you say don't pity, everyone will.
i think i am lucky actually haha but that does make me wonder if you dont have someone who reminds you of one of them?
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM IF YOU’RE EXTRA NICE.
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
D=8 < My pusher hurts.
update on the parasite situation after a thorough search a our databases it does indeed seem like the parasite wwe discovvered really is undocumented wwevve been tryin to sniff out the source and method a implantation and do cursory checks on the other beasts in our care that could potentially be host to a similar parasite wwe are checkin beasts that havve recent unexplained physical or mental changes as wwell as beasts wwith similar habits and diets to the affected lusus just in case but as it stands it seems like it wwas just the one biologically it does not havve many similarities at all to the parasites im more familiar wwith so its vvery likely wwe really did stumble upon something neww kinda excitin aint it
_ THey simply aren't online. If my assumptions are to be correct based on otHer versions of you, tHere are a pletHora of tHem pouncinG about tHe site.
I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT INCOMPREHENSIBLY PUTRID GARBAGE SOME OF MY COWORKERS ARE. RUINING MY SPREADSHEETS IN ONE FELL SWOOP WITH A CLICK OF A BUTTON. IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE, IF NOT FOR HOW HARD I JUST WORKED ON THEM.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You know I could probably make a hope body double of me with a few different features #biggerbreasts #longerhair #imhotasfinanyform #butigetpeepshavepreferences #youcanshapemelikealildollforyourdesire #nsfw
8=D < I was rudely instirrupted during my midnight gallop through the woods by a frightened little rustb100d. 8=D < They mistook my gear for a beast and set a trap to ensnare me! 8=D < To think I c001d be f001ish enough to be hoofwinked by such a simple trap! 8=D < In other news I have trapped my hoof in a snare in the woods 8=D < Can someone let me down? 8=D < There is an awfoal amount of b100d rushing to my head.
rampagin lusus update number twwo definitely some kind a parasite
(=^ω^=) < OH. EM. G333333!!! IT'S LIKE I'VE JUST B33N YIFFTED WITH THE FIRE OF PROMHEATHEUS HIMSELF!!!!!! I'M SO INSPIRED RIGHT NOW! OMGOMGOMGOMG. ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ MAIDS! NAY... NEIGH! NEIGHDS! NEIGHDS!!! NEIGHDS!!!!!!
(=｀ω´=) < THE POUNCELER!!!
"= sigh. do not try to soften me. with your neighbeast puns. ahem. =" "= some of us. are the ones who desire purpose. and some of you. are the ones who need protection, i think. =" "= but, if i was about to enjoy a hypothetical, it would be very interesting to know what kind of troll i would have been if i grew up there. hhhhm. i was raised by an alternian as it is, and it clearly isn't just troll caretaking that does this. it's your societal thing. ="
"= aha. that is what you think. and if you are so eager. why don't you stop thinking about that at all? =" "= i am sure you have been requested of it at one point or another. :). =" "= for most trolls, independence is much much more valuable than life where i am from. what does your society extract? mine takes little from me, but gives little too. as i prefer. ="
(=^･^=) OOOH SURE, GOOD TO KNOW! I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN BOTH CHECK OFF AND SIT IN THE BOX FUR #FEARPLAY TOO!
I have managed quantities of information that woulld cause your pllan to tricklle out of your auricullar sponges. My foresight and wisdom of the ages woulld make you wish it happened faster. You are nothing.
＼(=^‥^)// < HMMM... THANKS FUR THE IDEA! THEY ALWAYS DID SAY THAT ART IMEOWTATES LIFE! (^・ω・^) #PURROMPTHUNTER #FEMDOM #ROLEREPURRSAL #PAWSITIVEREINFURCEMENT #FURBALRESTRICTIONS #MALESUB #CASTEGAP
th♤t sounds ♤ little bit intimid♤ting, you know? but ♤t le♤st you decided to sit before listening intently.
I am SO PROUD OF YOU, -Exemplar! More trolls s)(ould be following in your footsteps w)(en it comes to t)(e extensive level of care you provide to lowbloods in need. Or s)(ould I stay.... )(oofsteps? -E)(e)(e)(e)(e)(.
8=D < I recently saw the teaser art for the new and upcoming my little pony show. 8=D < I have been an avid fan and brony for a very long time, so I do intend to view it as soon as it comes out! 8=D < I am however very disappointed that some of favourite ponies are not represented in the splash art. 8=D < This worries me that Applejack and Rarity may not appear in the show at all! 8=D < This thought is outlandishly and w001d stirrup quite the outrage among the bronies and pegasisters that have been dedicated fans since their debut in 2010. 8=D < I hope that this is only a marketing fluke in order to get people talking about the upcoming show. 8=D < If it is not, and Applejack and Rarity do not appear in the show I do not think I will be watching it. (=д= ) < Do better Hazardbro. #MLP #MyLittlePony #WhereIsRariJack #Clopping #Controversy
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: laying on your back while they measure their bulge against your stomach taking amarker and crossing a line at every inch "shhh. its gonna be fiine. i know you can take it" a smile on their face the only thing you can do is laaugh and smile back before they slam themselves into you so hard you see stars ( #nsfw, measuring?, i dont really know if theres a proper term for this one, sorry, no quads mentioned, ambigious gender, could be yxxi, yaoi or yuri, archive rating: e ) ]
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOURE READY TO WORK OUT A BUSINESS DEAL.
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS. NEIGH, IN FACT I HAVE SEVERAL.
WHO FUCKING NEEDS QUADFINDR WHEN CHITTR APPARENTLY DROPS SOMEONE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF ME? DOES IT BEHOOVE YOU TO TELL ME MORE? #SUGGESTIVE
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
uhhhhh heyyyy :)
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ @caballinesTheca wears a harness around his suit it's pretty sexy ngl #Iwouldsuckhisdickinthatoutfit #nsfw #heprobablthasalotofleathergear
#HHHH #BEFORANCULLING #CASTEGAP #REVERSECASTEGAP #LOWBLOODCULLER #HIGHBLOODCULLEE #CULLEEABUSE #ABUSEOFPOWER #ABUSEOFAUTHORITY #BARA #BARAUKE #WET #MESSY #SWEATY #STICKY #DISGUSTING #247 #LIFESTYLE #BEFORANCULLINGPLAY #NSFW #NSFWE.
DO NOT SHAVE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SHAVED. OR BATHE. OR ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BATHED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY. #SUGGESTIVE.
| w|sh you could decorAte your off|ce how you wAnt!! poor th|ng
its a prodigious fuckin masochist that declares defeat as soon as possible so he can fast forwward to the penalty lashings youre a depravved wwretch in all univverses and i think thats beautiful actually for this perceivved loss and as a gift to all aspirin ponyfreaks across all creation i permit you to imagine me slappin a saddle on your grotesquely muscular back and ridin you across the prairie #suggestivve
｢( ￣-￣) it is hard and nyobody understands...｣
:33 < I'm back! Sorry furr the silence, I was breaking meowt of a crockpurrcorp holding cell, but they can't k33p me away from mew all furr long...
:33 < I don't know abmeowt that second to nyast part but yay!!!
၄⋆၃ onxe again posting my purrbeeast bexause she is very dear to me despite trying to suffoxate me with her fat little body while i sleep #lusus
if i ran a pet shop instead a a conservvation and rehabilitation sanctuary i wwould tell you to take her off a my vvery capable hands for me but unfortunately she is happy here and i could nevver take that awway from her plus she may vvery wwell be my favvorite a all the needy little critters at my sanctuary dont tell the others
extraordinarily needy you mean