♣ mediated by @zoologerCoolscar
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~
D --> Understood D --> I apologize D --> You may insult me as you see fit for this
D --> I have also been told this D --> If that brings you solace
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #RelationshipDrama #PotentialLoveAffair #PossibleInfidelity #HopefullyNot
Not my fault you'r3- old, sorry
no, what the fuck are you even say1ng
I don't say it b3-caus3- I'm not 100 sw3-3-ps old. H3-ard it though, y3-ah.
\ never even heard 0f that 0ne /
I’m actually doing ten other things right now but true but that pretty much is the same thing. So you planning to drink more champ? gonna indulge in more #substances to deal with your hangover?
Not right now, I saw you and cleared my whole schedule so we can bond.
Whoa. I assume you would be against testing that just to make sure 100% that’s what would happen.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ oh hold up i'll write a reply #igotyou #Ilikedyourchitt #lemmecooksomethingup
WHᐛBUHHUH? BRB I WᐛNNᐛ SEE WHᐛT DIS ᐛBOUT
you literally said exhaustion is wreckin your systems but aight im not your mom or anything
D --> Soon I will be going on a retreat D --> With my matesprit D --> Who I am now publicly announcing to be that D --> My matesprit that is D --> @cheliformGyves D --> I will be mostly occupied by that for those few nights D --> Learning techniques from mountainbound Beforan monasteries D --> And a man I hired to teach us how to do yoga properly
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D --> Some of you may have seen the chit from earlier D --> Where a photo was posted, of myself and a certain lowb100ded individual D --> I would like to clear the air D --> Befur certain individuals begin to make wild claims D --> He and I have a platonic relationship D --> We are close D --> He is good D --> But we are simply friends D --> That's all there is to it
YOU SCHMOOZE YOU LOSE. @CABALLINESTHECA , THANKS FOR REINING ME IN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/482514861B02.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4ADC37670F7.JPEG
D --> However D --> It is possible this account belongs to a lowb100d D --> Which would render me at an impasse D --> So I cannot say much to the public
(֊⎚-⎚) I Just Say What I Hear..
I STILL WANNA HEAR IT. YOU KNOW WHERE TO SEND IT.
D --> I almost commented something D --> Reputation damaging
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
D --> I suggest you do it D --> Neigh D --> I order you to
D --> What situation D --> There is no situation D --> I am simply telling him to use the icon because he seems to enjoy it
OH, YOU ORDER ME TO? FEELING BRAVE, I SEE. FINE. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND EXEMPLAR.
GO ON. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.
can vwe at least stay on brand and call it a tidal vwawve or something? besides, tunas right owver there in his crib, sucking on his thumb.
coolscar literally isnt evwen cool, vwhy does he get to shlang it wvith the green one? #nsfwv
Hey 8lood sucking vermin is cool. I'm not just o8lig8ed to say that 8ecause one is in the room with me hahahaha! 8u if you're ripping on spiders then I hope that parasite uses its survival instinct to try to make hate slurry with your face. I was just kidding, couldn't you tell? Of course not, if you have no sense of humor. God, what IS it with people today?
@zoologerCoolscar dude
I STILL DON’T HAVE A HAND UP MY FELT ASS. HURRY UP.
THIS HAS TO BE ENGAGEMENT BAIT. BECAUSE WATER IS WET, THE SKY IS RED, YOU’RE A TWINK.
D --> And thank you for tugging it D --> It was good for me
D --> Alright D --> You tugged my frog D --> I will tell you sometime
｢megane-san sees a lot of people talking...｣ ｢"ore wa īe touinku!(ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ"｣ ｢"boku wa touknku. (。・ω・。)"｣ ｢byutttt~ (ФωФ) keke... eburibody should be saying...｣ ｢"atashi wa femboi!!! (っ´ω｀)っ"｣ ｢that way, megane-san can knyow where to direct his wuvvins, nuzzles, and kissies~☆ ♪(ｏ・ω・)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is mocking the dashuboardo! (*´∀｀)ﾉ by saying "i'm (masculine, informal) not a twink!" and "i'm (masculine, formal) a twink!" (*^-^*) he then goes on to say that everyone should be saying "i'm (feminine (ФωФ) informal (ФωФ)☆) a femboi!" (*´∀`) so that megane-san can use his secret technique~ ichi, ni, san, KYAHHH!!!~ megane-san's infamous snugglez combo!!! （＾＿－）≡★ kekeke~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
D --> I apologize D --> I didn't mean offense D --> I spoke out of turn D --> Outside of my station D --> You may berate me as you see fit
==> one of us ==> one of us
⫸ m4ybe ye4h but there's n⨀thing wr⨀ng with being 4 twink :-)
H111111 C00l5c4r
someone sound the twink alarm
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｢femboi. (〃´▽`)｣
from what i can see? yes but maybe im missing your giant bulging muscles from beneath the crop
D --> I fear this may be the case
魚は泳ぐのでしょうか。
D --> I D --> Do not know which of you to believe
YOU BOTH LOOK L1K3 YOUR R3SP3CT1V3 MUPP3TS 4ND TH4T 1S TH4T ON TH4T! NOW GO ST1CK YOUR H4NDS UP 34CH OTH3RS F3LT BUTTS >;)
I’M BLOCKING YOU FOREVER THEN! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FIGGY WORM ASSHOLE.
BUT YOU KNOW I WORRY ABOUT IT. TELLING ME NOT TO IS AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY.
WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK!!! I MEAN. YOU DO. BUT ALSO I’LL HELP. IF I MUST. BUT IM WEARING DOUBLE THE PPE.
EXCUSE THE ACTUAL EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF ME? IT’S GONE?
God I wish that were me.
Crazy idea: d0es she miss her parasite
D --> When a rustb100d speaks D --> It is your sacred responsibility as a highb100d D --> To sit your Beforan Hind down and listen
I ALWAYS GET MY WAY. NO EXCEPTIONS TODAY, TOMORROW, OR EVER.
｢kekekeke~ megane-san is taking a kyuka from his usual #waifuification to be... (ФωФ) kekeke.... nyaughty!!! (｀∀´) his sticky prongles dyon't stop~ kyaaaa!!! (〃´ω`〃) thinking about eri-chan @caligulaAscendit makes boku doki doki!! megane's kokoro won't stop! (゜∀。) ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan are you watching ai-chan hai ai-chan megane missed you syo much (´；ω；`) kyuka means break! (´･ω･｀) kokoro means pusher, and doki doki means it won't stop going... da dan... da dan... da dan!!! (≧▽≦)]
8=D < Hhh.
breaks my fuckin collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic cardiovvascular organ that the lawws a your planet preclude you from slaughterin these uncouth beasts before they can aggrievve you in this wway theres another wworld wwhere you got to be free eri i dont knoww if that helps
puts my greasy little "touchstumps" all over your computer screen
their spaghetti, dog with someones slimy little fingers all up in there
where is your empathy, man
၄⋆၃ oh yeah uh left a uhm xritter in my hive it was uh missing its ganderbulbs dot dot dot
၄⋆၃ axtually do mind him hes been spontaneously appearing in a few peoples hives rexently so you know do with that what you will question mark