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:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~
You think so? I’ll have to get Dirk to make me another body first, to have on standby before I consider fun hobbies like that.
Nah, I don’t think I will. I want to know how my favourite Ampora is doing because we’re becoming pals.
how-organized-are-you? ♥:-im-so-organized-i-even-organize-my-organization ♠:-i-guess-i-like-to-keep-things-tidy ♦:-i-can-be-a-little-bit-disorganized ♣:-i-cant-keep-anything-organized-even-under-threat-of-disaster
What can I say, it’s always a real good time hanging out with you.
Thank you. I’m glad I make you feel things <333
You’re right, I’m getting ahead of myself here. I have to let our bro bond form naturally, bloom as they say.
I just wanted to publicly announce that I am actually going to live forever. So I can keep my fish friend company for their entire life span.
Awe are you flirting with me Eridan? Maybe we can save our broship.
Wow never would’ve guessed that you’d be single, you’re such a prize.
That’s such a big, BIG shame. I’ll have to write in my journal about this devastating reveal about our broship. One sided? Oh the dreadful shame. The humiliation. The woe.
how-do-you-eat? ♥:-i-always-finish-EVERYTHING-on-my-plate ♠:-i-eat-till-im-comfortable ♦:-i-tend-to-eat-very-little ♣:-nuance/other-(leave-a-comment)
D --> As the E%emplar, it is e%pected of me to manetain and promote certain values D --> Some I believe in mare STRONGLY than others D --> For e%ample D --> The sanctity of quadrant borders D --> And the loyalty you ought to display for those within those borders D --> It's important that the borders are respected D --> Vacillation often leads to complicated issues D --> This is of horse mare of an issue for the majority of lowb100ds D --> Who lack the mental capabilities to properly e%plore the nuances of comple% relationships D --> However D --> As highb100ds it is important that we lead by e%ample D --> To prevent them from doing things they will regret
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #RelationshipDrama #PotentialLoveAffair #PossibleInfidelity #HopefullyNot
Not my fault you'r3- old, sorry
no, what the fuck are you even say1ng
I don't say it b3-caus3- I'm not 100 sw3-3-ps old. H3-ard it though, y3-ah.
\ never even heard 0f that 0ne /
It literally isn’t. No one else has ever said that Eridan. I mean yeah obviously there’s better company out there. But they would not hang out with the likes of you.
Are all Eridans such angry wet cats?
Not right now, I saw you and cleared my whole schedule so we can bond.
But how else will I get as cool as you if I don’t follow you around?
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(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @zoologercoolscar And @caballinestheca, Two Trolls Heavily In The Public Eye, Have Been Flirting With A Very Well Known Criminal Under The Tag @cheliformgyves ... Spicy. #rumorleech
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
quad react dont read as a miss to me, but if you dont vwanna admit to it in public, thats fine by me. my dms are alvways open if you vwanna talk romcoms pal ;)
THIS HAS TO BE ENGAGEMENT BAIT. BECAUSE WATER IS WET, THE SKY IS RED, YOU’RE A TWINK.
｢megane-san sees a lot of people talking...｣ ｢"ore wa īe touinku!(ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ"｣ ｢"boku wa touknku. (。・ω・。)"｣ ｢byutttt~ (ФωФ) keke... eburibody should be saying...｣ ｢"atashi wa femboi!!! (っ´ω｀)っ"｣ ｢that way, megane-san can knyow where to direct his wuvvins, nuzzles, and kissies~☆ ♪(ｏ・ω・)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is mocking the dashuboardo! (*´∀｀)ﾉ by saying "i'm (masculine, informal) not a twink!" and "i'm (masculine, formal) a twink!" (*^-^*) he then goes on to say that everyone should be saying "i'm (feminine (ФωФ) informal (ФωФ)☆) a femboi!" (*´∀`) so that megane-san can use his secret technique~ ichi, ni, san, KYAHHH!!!~ megane-san's infamous snugglez combo!!! （＾＿－）≡★ kekeke~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
because eridan had a twink realization
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someone sound the twink alarm
YOU BOTH LOOK L1K3 YOUR R3SP3CT1V3 MUPP3TS 4ND TH4T 1S TH4T ON TH4T! NOW GO ST1CK YOUR H4NDS UP 34CH OTH3RS F3LT BUTTS >;)
I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT GUY. ERIDAN HOWEVER. THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY.
@CH3L1FORMGYV3S @ZOOLOG3RCOOLSC4R BL4H BL4H BL4H! 4LL YOU GUYS DO 1S B1TCH 4ND MO4N 4T 34CH OTH3R! YOU SOUND L1K3 TH3S3 MUPP3TS >:P HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/2D0C491118B9.PNG
｢kekekeke~ megane-san is taking a kyuka from his usual #waifuification to be... (ФωФ) kekeke.... nyaughty!!! (｀∀´) his sticky prongles dyon't stop~ kyaaaa!!! (〃´ω`〃) thinking about eri-chan @caligulaAscendit makes boku doki doki!! megane's kokoro won't stop! (゜∀。) ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan are you watching ai-chan hai ai-chan megane missed you syo much (´；ω；`) kyuka means break! (´･ω･｀) kokoro means pusher, and doki doki means it won't stop going... da dan... da dan... da dan!!! (≧▽≦)]
oh yeah i can't help with that. i think it's kind of funny.
put my greasy little man hands all over his computer screen
puts my greasy little "touchstumps" all over your computer screen
their spaghetti, dog with someones slimy little fingers all up in there