@zoologerCoolscar — #coolq
Q: "do you knoww anything about your astrological chart?" A: not at all and i think astrology is embarrassingly stupid
Q: "WWhat's a creature you feel doesn't get enough credit for the role it plays in its ecosystem?" A: might be a basic answwer but mosquitos not only are they an important food source for many other creatures but theyre actually pollinators as wwell in fact they are the primary pollinators for certain species a orchids zz:) the ecological devvastation that wwould occur if mosquito populations suddenly dwwindled wwould be immeasurable
Q: "shmeble smorble smopr?" A: man okay
Q: "are you a good dancer?" A: i learned some a the more formal dances wwhen i wwas younger and i think im halfwway decent at those though you wwouldnt catch me ballroom dancin at any evvent that doesnt activvely encourage formal dance and though i wwas nevver one for more casual partyin i do think that i can cut a rug pretty wwell despite my lack a experience i dance a decent amount in privvate mostly wwhile gettin ready for the night in my ablution block though if inebriated enough i evven shake tail wwith good company its been a long wwhile since ivve gone out wwith friends though im far too...Read more
Q: "wwhat is your opinion on rat lusii?" A: do i havve to havve an opinion on evvery indivvidual beast species i mean look wwhat i wwill say is that theyre smart as fuck easily just as trainable as barkbeasts if not more wwhich doesnt make them much a a hassle to handle theyre clean too and so long as you understand their social structures theyre easy enough to keep together makes it easier than more solitary lusii wwho need their owwn indivvidual enclosures so idk theyre far from the wworst id evven say i like em wwell enough
Q: "i meant ovver coolscar" A: i knoww wwhat you meant but a title is a title not a name aint wweird to wwant people to call me by my name not like im gonna cheww off someones head for callin me zoologer coolscar though idk
Q: "wwhy do you go by eridan" A: cause its my name
Q: "I saww that you havve a fondness for takin care a hoofbeast lusii. Do you havve any advvice for maintainin healthy hoovves? 030" A: honestly diet is evverything in general youll wwant to ensure the beast in question is gettin all its daily nutrients youd especially wwant to ensure its gettin vvitamins B7 C and A and also things like zinc and methionine and so on anything thats good for keratin synthesis also regular cleanin and trimmin and just general maintenance go a long wway for ensurin hoof health
Q: "are you a teacher" A: short answwer is no longer answwer is that im not a teacher by occupation but i do consider myself a public educator a sorts wwhile i do primarily wwork on actual rescue and conservvation efforts and leavve dealin wwith the public to my employees and vvolunteers its not completely unheard a for me to do the educatin ivve hosted tours a my conservvation and rehabilitation sanctuary before and i havve made special in person appearances at other evvents by request and honestly for as snot-schnozed and annoyin as they are i actually preferred teachin kids they made less assum...Read more
Q: "tan isn't your color" A: not a question
Q: "nonbeanary..." A: ok
Q: "arent you supposed to be a nice vversion a eridan?" A: im not supposed to be anything though i wwill accept some superiority ovver the feckless loser eridans wwith moral backbones as wweak as their jawwlines honestly i dont really care wwhat they believve in but believvin in nothin is the wworst thing you could do and honestly most a the other mes ivve observved here havve convvictions made a wwet tissue paper bendin towwards wwhatevver wwill givve them a meaninless temporary vvictory so if you wwanna consider me anything then consider me the most deliberate and self-disciplined eridan
Q: "somebody touched mah spaghettiiii" A: ok
Q: "wwhat got you so interested in zoology in the first place?" A: idk i think ivve just alwways wwanted to knoww howw things tick the desire to take things apart and then put them back together this stretched to sevveral other disciplines but id landed on zoological studies after losin my lusus his passin wwas nothin more than the circle a life a random scrap betwween him and another creature wwhen he wwas not under my wwatchful gaze idk nature happened as nature does so i decided to throww myself into study to somewwhat demystify his death and the circumstances surroundin it yknoww givve myse...Read more
Q: "wwhat is your favvorite offshoot a lusus naturae is your favvorite to wwork wwith? my personal favvorite is undoubtedly wwhatevver my owwn lusus is but thats mainly because i havve not interacted wwith many lusii" A: had to sit on this one but i think its gotta be lusii a the equine vvariety reminds me a bit a my owwn late lusus despite his aquatic nature and despite howw stubborn they can be theyre actually pretty rewwardin to wwork wwith except vveterinarily fuck i hate havvin to do any sort a vveterinary wwork on em
Q: "helgo much easiger you havv vvergy cool anmals they r scared a me wwhat should do oorguydo? :) do oorguyis happy usually has to ues ask blog to exish an be reeeeeeeal glad to make reel rea r real queschunn :)" A: am i havvin a fuckin stroke bloody hell if im parsin your actual question right im afraid there aint a singular answwer on howw to make an animal less scared a you it wwould depend on the species
Q: "wwhat if i said your scar wwasnt cool?" A: i mean to each their owwn i dont actually givve a shit about my scar but trolls dont exactly get to pick their owwn titles like they can influence it but it mostly happens through some mass cultural osmosis thing and then one day you wwake up and suddenly evveryone is actin like your scar is part a your identity
Q: ":33 < mrrrrrrre purroww meoww meoww purroww" A: yeah yeah meoww mrr mroww wwhatevver the fuck still not a question wwe are 0 for 3 right noww
Q: "hiiiii :) hi there!!" A: hi also not a fuckin question
Q: "painis cupcake" A: not a fuckin question
acceptin questions at this time hopefully my expertise as a zoologist, conservvation specialist, biologist, ecologist, ethologist, and occasional vveterinarian can be a some use to you ill also accept more personal inquiries but keep it fuckin respectful you can also followw the #coolq tag if you wwant idc thats wwhat ill be postin my responses to havve at you