@zoologerCoolscar — #substance
i slept hard as fuck and dont evven feel rested about it and my hangovver is awwful i am NOT goin into wwork today
ok wwe are twwo glasses in wwho wwant me
cabernet sauvvignon my only friend
ugh okay okay okay okay puttin my wwork awway and goin hivve so i can crack open my beautifully-aged cabernet sauvvignon and wwatch something thatll make me feel miserable as one does
im alwways prepared unless prepared means sober in wwhich case im rarely prepared
Q: "are you a good dancer?" A: i learned some a the more formal dances wwhen i wwas younger and i think im halfwway decent at those though you wwouldnt catch me ballroom dancin at any evvent that doesnt activvely encourage formal dance and though i wwas nevver one for more casual partyin i do think that i can cut a rug pretty wwell despite my lack a experience i dance a decent amount in privvate mostly wwhile gettin ready for the night in my ablution block though if inebriated enough i evven shake tail wwith good company its been a long wwhile since ivve gone out wwith friends though im far too...Read more