
i slept hard as fuck and dont evven feel rested about it and my hangovver is awwful i am NOT goin into wwork today
I definitely know what the first sentence meant. Your wisdom is enlightening. I assumed you already lived life of alcoholism and #substances given your reaction to the dust bath.

the hair a the barkbeast that bit you literally just means drinkin more the next day to relievve a hangovver and just because i tend to drink often doesnt mean im an alcoholic im a one glass wwith dinner type twwo if im wwith company
It’s nice that you have your own little sayings. You should write a book. I imagine a charming guy like yourself has company often. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with you and your award winning personality?

its a common sayin i didnt come up wwith it anywways fuck off already i had a loww moment thats all
I don’t think it is a common saying because it’s ridiculous. It’s good to have company in trying times as they say.

don’t go 2 work and watch the Wedding Planner by Jennifer Lopez and Matthew mcconaughey instead.

it is literally so common anywways i can think a far better company than you

youre so fuckin right
It literally isn’t. No one else has ever said that Eridan. I mean yeah obviously there’s better company out there. But they would not hang out with the likes of you.

fuck off im literally makin plans right noww wwith someone infinitely better than you
