eridan
@zoologerCoolscar
eridan ampora/zoologer coolscar they/he zoologist, conservvation specialist, biologist, ecologist, ethologist, and occasional vveterinarian inquiries go here < https://forms.gle/9ZdUskoxTJwZgRGs6 >
fuckin hell
wwas doin manual wwork on the conservvation grounds today n had to swwitch to indoor wwork cause i felt evvery lift and bend sore as shit evven wwith painkillers ugh
:33 < Your work is so admirable Eridan! :33 < I hope you don't get too injured...
i think i got a good day ahead a me cant say wwhy just a feelin somethin in the air
i need to start journalin again
omg, and then u can use washi tape and stickers to decorate your pages. so cute.
wwashi tape and stickers huh that sounds a lot cuter than the wway i usually journal mine is all professional lookin lol
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's important to keep thorough journal entries of all transactions in your business ledger DIRECT EXAMINATION! are you using accrual basis or cash basis
meant more of a personal thing not a professional thing though wwhen it comes to actual record keepin wwe use accrual
i try gotta keep the conservvation fundin all in order after all
wwhatevver im normal
sometimes i feel like im the only troll wwith a lick a sense on my entire goddamn planet its like evveryone else is operatin at a wwholly different emotional levvel from me like somehoww none a them greww as people since schoolfeedin and i aint evven think im the most rational troll sometimes it just comes dowwn to intent like im the only one wwhos actually concerned wwith lookin out for other people wwho aint myself and that is real loww for all a you lot cause i am really self absorbed
see past your owwn nose for once in your goddamn life for fuckin real
lmfao
things aint terrible maybe i wwas bein dramatic yesterday
Nah, I don’t think I will. I want to know how my favourite Ampora is doing because we’re becoming pals.
havve you evver considered wwalkin into oncomin traffic as a hobby youd be really good at it
You think so? I’ll have to get Dirk to make me another body first, to have on standby before I consider fun hobbies like that.
it feels like testin wwhether or not the parasite can infect trolls is goin to evventually be necessary but i just aint sure howw to go about that i aint exactly keen on throwwin my employees to the metaphorical wwolvves here and potentially lettin them get taken ovver by a psionic zombie parasite but not knowwin is drivvin me insane and if i find out then i can definitivvely say wwhether its safe to be around and either chill out wwith all the security or beef it up but i dunno wwho wwould vvolunteer to find out considerin it sorta takes ovver your mind
_ I'm sure you'll find some poor soul tHat would volunteer. One witHout ties or reason to live. Good luck.
nothing much, tee bee aech. i’m sooooo excited for the weekend!!! aside from ur zombie crisis, how are you.
got any fun plans for the wweekend or are you just excited to get a break or something im doin okay got my wwork to keep me busy and someone i care about is gonna vvisit and help me wwith some thing im tryin to wwrite for a scientific journal article so thats all good but i wwont lie i got some real persistent troubles too its fine though ill cope as one does
OKKKK purr, scientific author. i’d love to give it a read if you wanna run it by me sometime, teehee. i can’t promise i’ll understand anything but ya. anyway!!! it’s real nice when you have someone to help you with projects, ik i miss my producer lifting the weight off my shoulders allll the time. i’m looking forward to taking a little break mostly. but also, i wanna, like, go out and see some of my pookies.. i fear the popstar life has TOTES consumed my free timee!!! :((
ha i appreciate that i aint good at puttin things in laymans terms but i guess thats wwhat kar is there for i dunno if i need the extra help but ill let you knoww if an extra set a eyes is necessary irregardless i get that i like my wwork but sometimes im really neglectin my social life here hope you enjoy your time wwith them though sounds like you deservve it
wwhen im havvin a shit day i can alwways count on chittr to make it wworse
What can I say, it’s always a real good time hanging out with you.
Q: "You look like a Yaoi character." A: not a question
D --> I have also been told this D --> If that brings you solace
D --> Understood D --> I apologize D --> You may insult me as you see fit for this
you knoww i really rather not i feel like youd get something out a it that im not wwillin to givve
Q: "wwhat quadrants do u havve open wwink wwink wwink" A: ugh all a them i guess honestly im too busy for quads anywways id be neglectful at best
Awe are you flirting with me Eridan? Maybe we can save our broship.
wwe dont havve a bro bond or wwhatevver the fuck wwe havve a reluctant and tenuous online acquaintanceship and evven that is pushin the definition
You’re right, I’m getting ahead of myself here. I have to let our bro bond form naturally, bloom as they say.
Q: "wwhat do you evven do for wwork" A: taps my profile AND my pinned i do a plethora a things all listed right there for your convvenience twwice evven in case you missed it the first fuckin time
kneww it wwas that bastard
I can multitask. It’s a really useful skill to have, you should try it some time.
so wwere you programmed to be insufferable or wwas this a choice you made for yourself
It probably is midly part of the framework of Dirk but for you? It’s a choice. Your smugness is a beacon, “go bother the fish loser, will be hilarious.” and it always is.
That’s such a big, BIG shame. I’ll have to write in my journal about this devastating reveal about our broship. One sided? Oh the dreadful shame. The humiliation. The woe.
Oh I will. I got a cute violet fish pen in your honour because we’re such good bros. I mean [tear sound effect] I thought we were.
Q: "Howw are you goin boyfailure? Still drinkin?" A: har har no ivve been wworkin
i almost forgot i had an askbox
Q: "hi eridan" A: not a question but hi
aint been online much hard to remember to check this funny little site cause im actually pretty busy most a the time honestly id been muckin around too much my wwork is wwhat got me here n i should givve it the attention it deservves wwork is its owwn rewward anyhoww
help me wwin an argument havve you evver used the phrase "hair a the barkbeast" or "the hair a the barkbeast that bit you" or any a its other vvariations
never used it but ive heard the phrase hair of the dog for like hangovers n shit
\ never even heard 0f that 0ne /
I don't say it b3-caus3- I'm not 100 sw3-3-ps old. H3-ard it though, y3-ah.
i slept hard as fuck and dont evven feel rested about it and my hangovver is awwful i am NOT goin into wwork today
I definitely know what the first sentence meant. Your wisdom is enlightening. I assumed you already lived life of alcoholism and #substances given your reaction to the dust bath.
the hair a the barkbeast that bit you literally just means drinkin more the next day to relievve a hangovver and just because i tend to drink often doesnt mean im an alcoholic im a one glass wwith dinner type twwo if im wwith company
It’s nice that you have your own little sayings. You should write a book. I imagine a charming guy like yourself has company often. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with you and your award winning personality?
its a common sayin i didnt come up wwith it anywways fuck off already i had a loww moment thats all
I don’t think it is a common saying because it’s ridiculous. It’s good to have company in trying times as they say.
don’t go 2 work and watch the Wedding Planner by Jennifer Lopez and Matthew mcconaughey instead.
It literally isn’t. No one else has ever said that Eridan. I mean yeah obviously there’s better company out there. But they would not hang out with the likes of you.
fuck off im literally makin plans right noww wwith someone infinitely better than you