kneww it wwas that bastard
can you find something better to do
I can multitask. It’s a really useful skill to have, you should try it some time.
so wwere you programmed to be insufferable or wwas this a choice you made for yourself
It probably is midly part of the framework of Dirk but for you? It’s a choice. Your smugness is a beacon, “go bother the fish loser, will be hilarious.” and it always is.
flattered you consider me so irresistibly magnetizin but i dont feel the same
That’s such a big, BIG shame. I’ll have to write in my journal about this devastating reveal about our broship. One sided? Oh the dreadful shame. The humiliation. The woe.
enjoy your diary wwritin then
Oh I will. I got a cute violet fish pen in your honour because we’re such good bros. I mean [tear sound effect] I thought we were.