eridan
@zoologerCoolscar
eridan ampora/zoologer coolscar they/he zoologist, conservvation specialist, biologist, ecologist, ethologist, and occasional vveterinarian inquiries go here < https://forms.gle/9ZdUskoxTJwZgRGs6 >
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pretty youre definitely tryin to get descended upon by the wwolvves though the wwolvves bein the obscene pryin masses
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU THINK I’M PRETTY. I MEAN IT IS PRETTY. THE DRESS.
upsettin update regardin the parasite the affected lusus hasnt been actin right since wwe neutralized the parasite and removved it from her wwe took her back in for further testin to see if there wwas anything else left behind but so far it really just seems that most a the parasites effects on the body are hormonal theres no real symptoms a disease or malaise outside a the aggression and behavvioral issues wwere hopin that she just needs time for the time bein wwe are just tryin to keep her sedated enough to not be a danger to herself and others but wwere considerin some more longer-term solutions just in case she doesnt calm dowwn anytime soon
have you checked for any neurolog1cal degradat1on or 1njury to the spec1f1c hormonal glands
update on the parasite situation after a thorough search a our databases it does indeed seem like the parasite wwe discovvered really is undocumented wwevve been tryin to sniff out the source and method a implantation and do cursory checks on the other beasts in our care that could potentially be host to a similar parasite wwe are checkin beasts that havve recent unexplained physical or mental changes as wwell as beasts wwith similar habits and diets to the affected lusus just in case but as it stands it seems like it wwas just the one biologically it does not havve many similarities at all to the parasites im more familiar wwith so its vvery likely wwe really did stumble upon something neww kinda excitin aint it
D --> That is e%citing D --> Will you get to name it?
i believve so though frankly ivve nevver been in this position before so im a bit at a loss on wwhat to evven call it i wwant to study it further before i jump the gun and name it something ill-fittin
D --> That is smart D --> Intelligent D --> And wise D --> Tell us what you decide
oh th1s 1s actually k1nda really exc1t1ng to learn about
honestly i might be the only person on beforus doin anything wworth payin attention to ill keep evveryone updated as things devvelop
im competitivve in a lot a wways but i havve nevver enjoyed vvyin for someones attention wwhy choose someone wwho isnt goin to choose you back
Ah yeah been there S0rt 0f I think the answer is tw0f0ld S0me pe0ple are s0 l0vestruck and maybe lack the self esteem t0 see they are being used 0thers might get a thrill fr0m "sh0wing up" the c0mpetiti0n and acting like theyre better than 0thers
yknoww wwhat actually yap awway competin for a relationship might come from a place a pride (this part makes sense to me) but wwhy do you think a lack a self esteem could cause it
S0me0ne with l0w self esteem might simply struggle t0 see that they deserve better
someone flipfloppin betwween bein egotistical and self deprecatin is probably the perfect recipe then to be pulled around in that wway
Like the eg0tistical pers0n and the self deprecating pers0n can b0th be c0urting the same pers0n
oh yeah absolutely wwhich do you think has a higher success rate my bet is on the egotistical one
actually in the vvein a orphanin maybe this is a problematic stance to take since i literally run a conservvation and rehabilitation sanctuary but honestly i dont think its the wworst thing in the wworld for a beast to be killed literally nothin wwrong wwith farmin and huntin honestly the kneejerk reaction many beforans tend to havve about it does more harm than the farmin and huntin itself and i think that stance can coexist wwith my genuine lovve for all creatures big and small wwe need to remember that wwe are also part a nature yknoww idk its just silly to me to get up in arms about it and its kind a baffling to me wwhen people assume im goin to be some mega vvegan hippie about it
⚇ Glad to see some Beforan motherfuckers have sense. ⚇
rampagin lusus update number twwo definitely some kind a parasite
(^･o･^)ﾉ < DO YOU THINK IT CAN SPURREAD TO TROLLS????????? #DONTASK
D --> I hope that you are able to catch it D --> Let me know if you require assistance D --> You may not be a lesserb100d, but Trotswor% can still offer assistance
wwe cant be sure yet i actually dont think ivve evver encountered one like this before wwhich is a little bit wworryin but i am goin to do some more research and figure out wwhat the hell it evven is
thank you wwe should havve it handled for noww but ill let you knoww if that changes
oh yeah update on the rampagin lusus issue wwe had her take a little nap and did a cursory medical check up wwe found nothin out a the ordinary aside from elevvated stress hormones so wwe returned her to an enclosure hopin that she wwould wwake up and be her normal self again howwevver she almost immediately got vviolent upon wwakin up again more sedativve wwas administered and she wwas movved to our vveterinary lab for a more thorough examination ill update again wwhen wwe learn more i suppose but for noww im leavvin the case in the hands a my capable employees and finally gettin some fuckin sleep
maybe its got rabies.
though not impossible its exceedinly rare for a beast a this species to get rabies still wwe havve not ruled it out completely wwe wwill be keepin an eye out for symptoms once she wwakes again but for the time bein my lab techs wwill be runnin a plethora a tests to see if its any a the more likely suspects like parasites and bacterial illnesses
i joke. if it was rabies itd probably have the usual mouth foam. hope you figure out whatevers up with your poor beastie.
got wwoken up because apparently one a the megafauna lusii in our care just started wwreckin literally evverything despite prevviously bein one a the most docile ones wwe had you do not wwant to knoww howw much fuckin sedativve wwe needed to get her to stop fuckin up the other enclosures and take a wwell-needed nap ugh this is goin to havve to be a wwhole ass invvestigation to figure out wwhat the actual hell set her off just wwhat i needed
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if you put this on your quadfinder profile you wwill havve to physically pry trolls off a you and i am not sure thats wwhat you wwant
you look like youre gonna get eaten alivve out there but if thats your intention godspeed or wwhatevver