hEY, cREATOR FANS AND, #tAVhEADS, eSPECIALLY, i HAVE THE, hOT SCOOP ON A, fIRE SALE OF SOME, rARE MERCH, iF YOU HEAD ON DOWN TO, oLD mAN wORCHESTERCHIRE'S sCRAP yARD, oFF 5TH AND cRUMPLEHAT, aVENUE, tHERE IS A SCHEDULED BURNING OF, uNSOLD MERCH FROM *¡hOLA, tOREADOR!* THE, sITCOM OF WHICH i WAS IN, tHE STARRING ROLE, fILMED IN FRONT OF, a LARGE STUDIO AUDIENCE, bASED UPON, mY L1FE BOTH BEFORE AND, aFTER THE GAME, wITH HUMOROUS B1TS AND TOPICAL HUMOR, sPRINKLED THROUGHOUT, wHICH ENDED UP, bEING REDLIT, tHE OPPOSITE OF GREENLIT WHICH, i D1D NOT KNOW THERE WERE EVEN, dIFFERENT LIGHT COLORS, i THOUGHT IT COULD JUST BE, lIT OR NOT LIT, bUT, tHE STUDIO AUDIENCE FOR THE PILOT, ePISODE HAD ALL LEFT, pRETTY QUICKLY LIKE, bEFORE WE EVEN GOT TO SHOW OFF, mY EPIC CATCHPHRASE, oF, "nITRAM? i HARDLY KNOW 'EM!", wHICH IS A SHAME, bUT ANYWAYS, i GUESS THEY INVESTED PRETTY HEAVILY INTO TH1S MERCH, bUT ARE NOW UNABLE TO OFFLOAD IT SINCE, tHERE IS i GUESS, uHH, vERY LITTLE DEMAND, fOR IT, tHUS THE BURNING, wHICH i THINK IS MAYBE, a BIT MUCH BUT, i GUESS THAT 1S CHEAPER THAN, cONTINUING TO STORE ALL OF IT, sO ANYWAYS, cOME ON BY, iF YOU WANT ANY, oF MY COOL, cOOL MERCH, jUST DON'T BE CAUGHT, tAK1NG ANY, aS i FOUND OUT, oLD mAN wORCHESTERCHIRE HAS, sOME FANTASTIC AIM, lIKE, tHERE HAS TO BE A sEER, gUID1NG HIS HOSE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE, hE SPRAYED ME REAL GOOD FROM LIKE, fIFTY IMPERIAL LENGTH UNITS AWAY, wHICH i WAS MORE IMPRESSED BY, tHAN ANYTHING ELSE, bUT IF WE ALL, tRY TO TAKE STUFF, aT ONCE THEN HE CAN'T SPRAY US ALL, jUST, dO NOT GET BURNT, oR ANYTHING AS THAT, wOULD BE BAD, bOTH FOR YOU AND FOR ME, aS WHILE i WILL SAY, i HOLD NO LIABILITY, fOR ANY INJUR1ES, i AM NOT SO SURE THAT WILL HOLD UP, iN COURT, sO JUST DON'T DO THAT, aND PLEASE COME COLLECT, sOME OF MY MERCH, i WILL SIGN IT, eVEN, #pHOTOoP
like specifically are there shirts and are there bigger sizes
1 need at least one (1) you plush
i THINK SO, yES, tHERE ARE SOME WITH MY FACE AND MY, sIGNATURE CATCHPHRASE, oN THEM,,
iT IS LESS BUYING, aND MORE, sAVING FROM THE PYRE,
0kay i will hurry
tHOSE, gOT BURNT, fIRST }:( tHERE ARE SOME, aCTION FIGURES WITH REAL, tROLL KUNG FU GRIP, tHOUGH,
okay i will attempt to come negotiate some kind of rescue for some of this stuff it could be significant in the future archeologically speaking so its kind of a shame to burn it instead of inter it into some kind of massive garbage tomb
tHANK YOU, i AM AT LEAST GLAD, tHIS IS NOT AN aLTERNIAN SHOW, bECAUSE THEN, tHE KIDS PLAYING, mY ADOPTIVE WARDS, wOULD HAVE DEF1NITELY BEEN PUT DOWN, aND PLACED WITHIN, sAID TOMB, #VIOLENCE #DEATH
What the fuck Tavros! You can't just say that out of nowhere, this was almost funny to read!!!!!!!!
i HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SAY MUCH, dUE TO MY NDA BUT, tHE STUDIO HASN'T BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS SO, i THINK, i AM SAFE TO SAY THESE THINGS,