♠ hated by @arachnidsGrip
back in my day spider thots wwere the creme de la creme the ideal girlfriend yknoww like the punkish tomboy wwho hides her globes under ovversized band tees but showws her feminine side once she wwarms up to you shares all a your hobbies an isnt afraid to call folks slurs in the cod lobby wwoke took tomboys from us leavvin us boyish girl lovvers to starvve fuck im not okay
i knoww right like im goin to listen to someone from the schemin duplicitous vvizier caste literally hatched to eat hot grubchip and lie
cAN'T i PRETEND, mAKE AMENDS, dON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE ARE STILL FRIENDS, 'cAUSE YOU'RE GONE, aND i'M TORN, bUT THERE WAS ONLY SPACE FOR ONE, lIKE YOU CARE, uNAWARE, i DON'T WANT YOU TO GO ANYWHERE, nO, 'cAUSE i SHOULD BE THE ONE UP THERE, #LYRICSPOSTING
cURRENTLY LISTENING: HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=19Y8ytBVRI8
i NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, i NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH, i NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING, i NEED YOUR LOVE SO MUCH, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE, bUT WHEN i NEED YOU (BABY) BABY, (YOU'RE NEVER THERE) #LYRICSPOSTING
gIRL, i REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS SITTIN' ON YOUR COUCH, wATCHIN' gOOD wILL hUNTING, hOLDIN' HANDS AND DRINKIN' MILKSHAKES, bUT MILKSHAKES MELT, pEOPLE CHANGE, aND YOU DUMPED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY, rIGHT AFTER i BOUGHT YOU THAT REALLY EXPENSIVE... THING FROM THE bODY sHOP, cALLED jOJOBA... lOOFAH... mILKTOWEL, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, tHAT i SOLD 147 cUTCO KNIVES TO AFFORD, bUT WHATEVER, hEY, iT'S COOL, i'VE MOVED ON, yOU KNOW? i'M HAPPY NOW, wELL, hAPPY IN A CRYING SORTA WAY, yOU KNOW, "CURLED UP NAKED IN THE SHOWER, bITING YOUR KNEES, wISHING YOU WERE DEAD" KINDA HAPPY, bUT i REALIZED YOU WERE RIGHT, wE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE, aND YOU KNOW WHAT? tHANK gOD, 'cAUSE YOU WERE THE MOST VAPID, wHINY BLAH i'VE EVER MET, aLWAYS MAKING FUN OF MY CLOTHES, tELLING ME HOW HOT OTHER GUYS ARE, aSKING ME TO PAY YOU GAS MONEY?! bUY YOUR OWN GAS, yOU BUG-EYED MOOCH! iT'S YOUR CAR AND IT COSTS MORE THAN MY HOUSE! oH, aND NOW YOU'RE GOING AROUND TRYING TO SLEEP WITH MY FRIENDS, hEY, gOOD! tHAT REALLY MAKES YOU AN EMPOWERED INDIVIDUAL, nO WAIT, dID i SAY EMPOWERED INDIVIDUAL? i MEANT TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT, lISTEN YOU TANNING-BED-BAKED, bROKE-ASS, gOAT-FACED, oOMPA-lOOMPA MONKEY PROBLEM, i AM PROUD TO SHOP AT tARGET, i'LL WEAR WARM-UP PANTS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, yES, yOUR ASS DID LOOK FAT IN THOSE JEANS, yOUR MOM IS A m.i.l.f, aND i PLAN TO GET ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER JUST AS SOON AS i GIVE HER A CALL BACK, oH, aND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF (YOU BITCH, pLEASE DIE), yOU CAN WASTE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT MY HELP (YOU BITCH, pLEASE DIE), yOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, tHAT IS IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF, 'tIL YOUR EYES FALL OUT, yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF, i HOPE YOUR EYES FALL OUT, wHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH IT BY YOURSELF? gO TO HELL! #LYRICSPOSTING
my muse has returned to me. my angel of music. or, wvell... my angel of the vwritten vword
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
ANYWAY ENOUGH JADEPOSTING. I'VE BEEN GETTING BACK INTO MY THRESHECUTIONER WORKOUT ROUTINE- IT'S ABOUT TIME I ACTUALLY PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO GET STRONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU QUAKING IN YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES THOUGH- NO, THE FOOD REVIEWS WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE. GETTING FIT DOES NOT MEAN I WON'T BE EATING WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE WHEN I LIKE. I JUST NEED TO DO THESE FOURTY JUMPING JABS BEFOREHAND.
oh scratch? hes nice! he helps me out B) whats wrong with that?
@AeneAsCAldAr|um |s A fuuuuck|ng pA|l|ng god. hesss the ennd All bee All to fuck|ng. not only thAt but hes g|t the bulge to bAck |t up. SPREAK|NG O F BACK|NG |T UP, | wo|ld be fuckk|n HONORED to be speAred open by thAt fffAt fuck|ng th|ng. rAw. nAked. o|led up. fuuck|ng go|ng At |t l|ke wld bArkbeAsts. | dont cAre whAt Antyone hAs 2 sAy: CRONUS AMPORA |S A SA|NT!
does blackrom really need to exist? cant we just have "redrom but sometimes youre a bitch and i like that"? i have that is that normal
guess it's just in my fucking bLood to hurt everybody. ........ *8Lood. whatever. i don't care anymore.
sTRIDERS REALLY ARE JUST, lIKE THAT THOUGH, hUH, i MEAN SHE'S GOT A POINT,,,,,,,,
Roofs and shit. Am I right?
NEVERMINDWHAT I SAID EARLIER THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOWWHFHGH
[Tavros is laughing as she films a close-up of the duel. She stabs with her lance, vriska dodges, but the serpentine fiduspawn wrapped around her arm and weapon lashes out to bite Vriska. She yelps, then returns with a slash of her own. Overextended, tavros takes a nasty cut to her arm which splatters blood onto the camera.] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE
[A video showing Tavros's spear stabilized while the world around spins wildly. She seems to be rapidly approaching an airborne vriska.] aHEHJEJR.URI J USHWSHIENEN JEJCURJ JR. HEH RISK USHWHUSRUWJQOWISN JADHFJCJ BABSCBWJIW, @ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137
Hilari0us
HAHAHA YES HOLY SH1T N1CE JOB
-> Much Like Team Rocket She's Blasting Off Again = Your Total Is $5.50
Kick his ass if it turns out to be a sham.
YOU PUT DOWN. ONE PATHETIC YAPPING MUTANT. AND SUDDENLY. "OHHH. HE'S IMPORTANT TO THE #ALPHATIMELINE." LIKE HE DIDN'T ENTIRELY DESERVE IT. FOR DISPARAGING MY #ALPHABITCH ABILITIES. STUPID FUCK. TAKE YOUR #UNDO AND BEGONE.
Tickets in the Splash Zone for tomorrow night's Return to Da Patch are selling out fast. Better act soon if you want an up close and personal view of the action. Take my word for it-- the opening show is one you won't want to miss. #rumble #rumblenight #imcoming
JUST BE GLAD IT WASN'T YOUR FUCKING RECUPERACOON. TOUCH MY FOOD AGAIN AND THE RETRIBUTION WILL BURN YOU ALIVE.
earth c is such an amazing place vwhen you just vwanna put your seed in as many humans and trolls as possible. vwe did a great job vwith this planet! #nsfwv
wtf do u mean eight girl i dont claim any of u as the 'extra' alpha kids r u kiddin me rn
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You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
Coincidence, I'm sure.
next time can you record yourself eatin the pizza an smackin your lips slowwly
so are you comin or not
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#dirkjake #jakedirk #morelike #eridirkjake #rankbait
WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP!
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Bro why is this water so warm.
I think he touched my thigh and i touched his.
i made a solemn promise to myself that this fiscal quarter wwould be the one wwhere i swwear off yearnin (dubious success) but a cigarette though #needthat
why am i getting an ominous and vriska themed vibe.
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PARODY PLAY.
ndkdksjswhememrr try my yfickclfkgnt FUCKCIGNF TTEETH. HEADDKD¥|¥.¥~\¥&7..& #HOSNKXMK.
hot hot hot hothtojtotjtotitptjrotjrotjtptjtojo. HOT.
Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
Jane- I mean. Miss Crocker. Aren't you giving him too much attention...?
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
Oh my God.
wait the oven.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven preheated to 500 Fahrenheit. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Oh. Don't you worry. Your hello-nurse is ON THE WAY.
You will get him next time, "champ"
i'M GLAD YOU TWO, wORKED OUT YOUR EMOTIONS IN, a FUN AND CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER,
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
MY NAME IS JAKE.
Oh. Whoopsies! I saw a comment under your name and jumped the fricken shark thinking it was just you playing mind games with me by misspelling my name on purpose! Egg on my face compadra i sure do wish i could retract that epic blunder.
mAYBE i SHOULD START, pICKING FIGHTS,,,
Oh, I'm sure. ::::) He does have to kill me though so if he succeeds you've gotta get him 8ack.
I did not crucify "a guy." I crucified Eridan, in a dedicated religious ceremony, both as an employer concerned with his professional development, AND... as a friend. A friend who determined he deserved it.
GOD FUCKING REAL THOUGH! You'd think there'd be even a MODICUM of yearning on the screen but no! Just quips! Quips for days!
I TRY TO GIVE ALL MEDIA A FAIR SHAKE BUT I JUST CAN'T KEEP SITTING THROUGH THESE AWFUL FUCKING MARVEL MOVIES. WITH ALL THE FANFICTION IT SPAWNED YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE EVEN A SLIGHT INKLING OF ANY OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS THE FICS PURPORT?? THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STARVED OF MEDIOCRE YAOI THAT THEY'RE SEEING FUCKING DESERT MIRAGES. SOMEONE GET THEM WATER BEFORE THEY HALLUCINATE MORE AND JOIN THE LEAGUES OF PEOPLE WHO IMAGINE I'M SECRETLY IN AN ILLICIT RELATIONSHIP WITH [INSERT ANY OTHER CREATOR HERE]
OF FUCK1NG COURS3 SOM3ON3 R3L4T3D TO H3R WOULD H4V3 SUCH 4SS T4K3S HOLY SH1T
- Well, on mmy end of the wipe-end victory thing there's this guy I've always wanted to see experience a little good ol' fashioned, all-Alternian torture... 😆😆 And, LOL, guess what. 🫢 - They are FINALLY torturing himm. 🤣🤣😁😁😁👏👏👏 #WINNING
wwait this is really true if you think about it
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f72822301b37.png - MC Oleana
is anybody mad at me
@CALIGULASAQUARIUM KEEPS DOING SPINNING SLASH IN CROWDS OF ENEMIES. SAYING "I'M LITERALLY DARTH MAUL." WHAT COULD HE MEAN BY THIS.
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
or bring eridan they wwould cowwer at the sight a my aura ceasin all hostilities (im literally the prince of peace)
this is wwhy i should of been allowwed to come along for protection but nobody listens to eridan
if you say so
dont act like i didnt receivve an immediate followw back my face card nevver fuckin declines
cant go three minutes on this platform wwithout catchin strays ffs
It is the burden that all gifted with the crown must bear.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse
You would find the consequences most unfortunate for you, my dear.
DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TH4T FUCK1NG *G3TS YOU* FOR YOUR D1SR3SP3CT 4ND HUBR1S.
just bc an ampora agrees doesnt IMMEDIATELLY make it wrong. a llot of you peoplle ARE weird and pathetic about it smh
i actually didnt wwrite this one you guys
D —-> Would do it again in a heartbeat #serketposting
▲never saw a vriska post that didnt make me think she never got the talk from her lusus▼
wAIT, nO, aLL OF YOU STOP i SPECIFICALLY SAID, nOT TO DO THIS,
It Is Not A Decision I Relish In It Wasnt Easy To Make By Any Means Its Just I Dont Even Know Where I Would Start Its Like Some Kind Of Endless Silk Scarf Of Beguilement Slipping Out Of My Hands As Soon As I Think Ive Grasped It It Falls From All Manner Of Comprehension It Slips From My Fingers And Am Left Perilously Confused And In Perpetuity It Just Kind Of Continues To Happen Over And Over
hMM,,, i THINK i WOULD LIKE IT IF, nO ONE BESIDES THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, lOOK AT MY NEXT POST, pLEASE, cAN EVERYONE PROMISE TO DO THAT FOR ME? cAN WE BE COOL?
chargin up my eridan beam
do you think that just because youre lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic
How do I unrepost this.
Hard to compete with the top-of-the-line content on #PlushRump when we're trying to fill #ad space. I do what I can to stand out. #Workposting #NSFW #NSFWorkposting. https://i.ibb.co/SXF7MP93/image.png
@arachnidiansGrasp is really cute and y0u sh0uld sh0w her s0me l0ve :) even if shes having s0me pr0blems with the pail right n0w :) #nsfw #serketp0sting
I will be doing as I please, my dear.
i understand :) i used t0 feel that way t00
i want t0 l00k at vriska and tell her i f0rgive her and want her t0 be happy and that i l0ve her and watch her face g0 flush with anger because i d0nt c0here with her w0rldview #blackr0m #serketp0sting
travversin out into the dark forest and performin the arcane incantations for locate pages
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
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@timaeusTestified#0414 do you think your soulbreaker lightnin and my hopeblasts wwould beam clash
Only one way to find out, bro.
bro roof noww bring hal
Pieces continue to fall into place nicely, in other news.
ITS HAPPENING
O M F GGFGGGGGGGGGGF
paltry shit like "mana" or "spell slots" or "blood sacrifice" is meaninless to the likes a yours truly i just wwiggle my princely fronds and reality submits to my decree
BLU)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( im fucking restless i gotta beat the slime outta someone at the competition or somefin
ponderin my orb right noww
I've still yet to discover an iteration of myself I like better than the one who was, and I quote, "Married to Freddy Fazbear." We've bridged the gap from believability into full-on novelty at that point. MORE, I say. Get stupider while you're at it. You may accuse me of sarcasm all you want, but I happen to miss her every single day. Shine on, you beautiful ninny.
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
@caligulasAquarium this is the best #megid0may ever thank y0u eridan https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/0670080aab1e.png
What the fuck was I going on about flan for.
naut to sound like serket 1 here but goin god tier is moor of a process than just biting the dust on a slab and i KNO some of you chumps didnt climb no echeladder to the tip top
WHAT THA FUCK!!!!!
WTFFFFFFFF
My pals are crazy! Everyones off their rocker and zanier than all get out. One nut short of a christmas fruitcake with all the fixings. Its just you and me left uncrazy in this doggone world and frankly... im starting to get my doubts about you.
#CanItRunHAL: Easily. https://i.ibb.co/ycXZcsbw/Can-It-Run-HAL.gif @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414
"cOMING OUT AS A SUICIDAL LESBIAN"
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
#IYKYK,,,
yAY, mY FRIENDS ARE BECOMING FRIENDS!
... I'd like that.
Just watched Together with Alison Brie and Dave Franco. I still can't tell how I feel about that ending. :( Why couldn't they simply have gotten married in the beginning. A girl guts herself open to take the onus of the proposal into her own hands (#girlboss #doitinfrontofpeople #sohecantsayno) and they drag her through ALL OF THAT? ... Poor thing. What a lump of dead weight they saddled her with.
wAIT, i NEED A CIGARETTE,
the ending wvas literally cute come on she dressed up for him and ewverything
↗️AND YET, YOU READ ALMOST 10K CHARACTERS OF BOSSPRAISE.↗️ ↘️which means i have won, and occupied valuable panspace and time you will never get back.↘️
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
@caligulasAquarium Ah, the Destroyer of Hope. My crystal ball very much enjoys these types of readings, as we get to play into a little reverse psychology. What a treat. Whatever you may do in the next 24 hours, do not— and this is imperative, Mr. Ampora— participate in the nearest convenience store’s lottery. And absolutely do not purchase over fifty boondollars in tickets. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
FUCK
unless is that wwhat you wwere tryin to make me do
ha nice fuckin try lightwwitch im on to your machinations clearly your aim is that i DO go purchase fifty boondollars in lottery tickets wwhat a pitiful fuckin farce this is i just wwont do it
lOOKS FUN, gUYS, aHAHA,,!
"What's better than this? Guys being dudes." -Steve Addazio
it is #gillsoutseason for #megidomay after all
#fishingfriday #fitcheck #princeofthedeal @timaeusTestified#0414 @technicallyTimaeus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f190e429da6.png "in prosperity it is easy to find a friend, but in advversity it is the most difficult of all things" -barak trollbama
measurin my abilities
You took Miku out without me.
Is it possible for us to get through one #FishingFriday without some kind of intraDirkian bitchfit.
#FishingFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/951508b15d31.png
The lengths I would go to see such an adora8u88le sight! Alas, I must simply imagine, as there will 8e no more seeing at all for me, hehehehehehehehe! Regardless of this sad st8 of my eyes, I am so delighted to imagine this flip flap flipping around.
https://imgchest.com/p/na7kqeeek78 I am going to go ahead and spoiler this 8ecause I can sense a gr8 many on this site are uncomforta8le with spiders, even though they are so cute! 8ut this is how your compliment has left me, Zoologer. :::;) #nsfw
glub glub glub! https://mediatenorcom/vvngfdww7tpocaaaam/happy-birthdaygif
What a 8eautiful creature... you do not need to 8e shy, my friend, glu8 your mind!
speak your truth girl
What did you do.
cool pic efin tho you look like a dweeb in that fit
SNEAKING IN MY OUTFIT RATING BEFORE THE SYCOPHANT. 7/10. YOU LOSE A POINT FOR YOUR WHORISH AND ILL FITTING SLEEPRAGS. I WOULD GIVE THIS INITIAL POINT BACK. FOR THE WHORISH ASPECT. BUT THE TOP IS NOT CROPPED HIGH ENOUGH. TO CONFIRM THE PRESENCE OF RIB GILLS. HOWEVER. TWO MORE POINTS MUST BE DEDUCTED. ONE FOR EACH REPULSIVE WING. I HAVE TO GO. YOU CAN GET HOME. YOU'RE GOD NOW. FIGURE IT OUT.
thisd fit wway better if i wwere still six
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8e082d2e09a.png "if you must break the laww do it to seize powwer in all other cases observve it" - gaiius julius caegar
***FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!***
im always open to trying new things double teaming people like karkat is no exception!
WH. I. OH MY GOD. FIRST OF ALL, I AM SO FUCKING SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE OF THIS FUCKING EMBARRASSING BULLSHIT- OH MY GOD, PAST ME IS SUCH A FUCKING DOLT. BUT YES. YOU CAN. I'M SO SORRY.
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU ***@'ING HER IN MY POSTS?!?!***
I AM NOT QUADDING MY PAST AND FUTURE SELVES!
Did ⟡ha⟡ Tavros girl ca⟡ch fleas? ==⟢
We see the fit. Now take it off.
i )(ope t)(ey eat you alive.
blood color streaks in your hair is vvital praxis serket but fuck me for tryin to elevvate you i guess
is anyone mad at me
↘️i can literally only dream of smelling like this.↘️ ↗️I AM GOING TO BREAK INTO MY ACID-RAINY NIGHT FUND AND SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF MY COFFERS TO SUPPORT THIS ENDEAVOR IN SCENTGRINDING AND SIGNATUREMAXXING.↗️ ↘️the brand integrity is about to be rock solid and absolute.↘️ ↗️I AM SO EXCITED.↗️ ↘️i am going to smell this every night.↘️
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cac2ff6277ac.jpg
they hate to see a sensitivve royalblood be vvulnerable online
i GET THIS ONE, aCTUALLY,
ill go tell them right away vriska tolld them to bllow my back out stupid styllr
wHAT ELSE, wERE YOU EVEN GETTING AT????????
oH COME ON THAT WAS AGES AGO, i'M ALL BETTER NOW,
tHE MORAL OF #fISHINGfRIDAY IS, tO NEVER TRUST A SO-CALLED "FRIEND" AND COACH, tO RETRIEVE YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH AND ALSO YOUR BITTEN OFF HAND, fROM A CROCODILE AS, sHE WILL ONLY GET YOUR HAND, aND NOT YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH,
thats wwhere youre dead fuckin wwrong serket meta shakeups come screamin in from abovve wwhen you least expect it wwhether youre prepared or otherwwise also it nevver actually left meta you just dont play ranked
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
c< tHats fair eNOugH, tHOugH, yOur daNces2r gOt Her sHit raN a MOMeNt agO, sO... rejOice iN tHat fact >c
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
ok ArE yOU just lIkE. pAssivEly stUpId? i get that. no rEasOn to be UpsEt AboUt it thOUgh.
I don't care! You were a shitty fucking sessionm8te and an even WORSE friend! Go away! Leave me alone!
aM i, hOT NOW??
if ye find yourself allied wwith the nascent earth c council then mark yourself dowwn a enemy of eridan ampora the true leader of the false council AND I HEREBY declare wwar on all things “democratic” also since im on the soapbox does any flashy dowwnright haughty termagants wwant to play foil to my schemes prreferably wwith their big fuckin stompers hmu #nsfww
“No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.” *Excerpt from The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum
bUT SHE CALLED MY GROODIES, mALENKY- OW, tHAT SHOULDN'T BE, oN THE OUTSIDE, hUH?
1ts not all that bad of a profess1on
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
cAN IT BE?
↘️i hope all business and business-aligned trolls of good social standing and respectable essences of physical superiority continue to post images of themselves.↘️ ↗️THE SUITS ON DISPLAY HAVE MY STEPPRONGS CURLING IN PREEMPTIVE GLEE WITHIN THEIR CHEAP, LESSER, FALSE-HIDE MATERIALS.↗️ ↘️what crisp notch lapels.↘️ ↗️SUEDE SHOES.↗️ ↘️socks that reach to your midcalf.↘️ ↗️IS THAT NOT ALL YOU CAN DREAM OF AND MORE.↗️
sO COOL,
·₊˚☄ Tavros Nitram, I speak to you alone with these words: Post about it more. Tell the world about each and every dream. In excruciating detail. Only then will they understand, only then will you be able to form a true newtype connection; only then will they see how normal a woman you truly are. These dreams are something every revolutionary suffers, and they are not something anyone should be ashamed of. ☆彡
·₊˚☄ Lalah Sune, too, appears to me barefoot. Sometimes I am the one wearing dress, and she is in military uniform. Tavros Nitram, we are kindred spirits - two comets flying through the night sky. ☆彡
Let's all be Kind to our Struggling Friend. She's Young and Hormonal - she's got Enough going on without people Mocking her.
afraid im already the +1 so youre SOL nitram but you could alwways do some last minute cozyin up a felt member you might find some success
wHOA,,, hOW DID YOU GET, aN INVITE CAN i BE YOUR, +1 MAYBE?
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↗️THE SHEER BUSINESS ENERGY THIS POST AND ALSO THIS PICTURE EXUDED NEARLY HAD ME COMING OUT OF MY CHAIR, SIR.↗️ ↘️my worksquare partner is surely typing a great series of disparaging words at my conduct, but i literally cannot help it.↘️ ↗️THE TIE. THE FLARE OF YOUR SLEEVES. THE IMMACULATE TIME PIECE THAT IS NOT ONLY FUNCTIONAL BUT A PRISTINE DISPLAY OF YOUR WEALTH.↗️ ↘️no picture has been encapsulated the experiences of a top-class mindset, a social superior writing his testimony to the world with no words at all↘️ ↗️JUST UNADULTERATED VISUAL POWER.↗️ ↘️my shoulders tremble as i struggle to support the weight of your awesome visage, sweat rolls down the bridge of my sniffcaverns and threatens to travel down into my baked legumeslop, but i will not let it impede on the work of my typeprongs as i engage in disastrous levels of hype.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DREAM OF BEING YOU ANYMORE, I JUST DREAM OF BEING NEAR YOU. I DREAM THAT I CAN STAND NEARBY ENOUGH TO INDULGE IN YOUR RADIANCE, IF ONLY ONCE, IF ONLY BRIEFLY.↗️ ↘️i know i am not allowed the dignity of even being granted the chance to breathe the same air as you, but i literally can't help my wistful thinking when i see you.↘️ ↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️this is everything.↘️ ↗️THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS.↗️ ↘️all of them↘️ ↗️POSITIVE THINGS.↗️
hAHA, wHAT A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, yOU ARE eRIDAN, i'M SO PROUD OF YOU };)
fUCK i DIDN'T MEAN TO WINK
i might
On a related note, as expected my ability to foresee the affairs of this website and its connections is growing nicely. In the present, if not the future. But such things will come with time.
While I am not the Scratch that invited you, I am excited to see you when I make my own visit. Also, I am still grateful for your recent assistance.
sO UMM, tHIS IS MAYBE A LITTLE, oUT OF MY USUAL CHARACTER TO, pOST SOMETHING LIKE THIS, aT ALL BUT i FELT COMPELLED, eVEN THOUGH THE TREND WAS, sEVERAL HOURS AGO, bUT, yES, hERE WE ARE, tHEN, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1F05E52FC195.PNG
i GET IT, vRISKA, wHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING BYE, tO ME?
became self awware today anybody wwant to sing my praises about it
i WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ME, aND jAKE AND dIRK AND, eRIDAN, aND ALSO EVEN jANE AND rOXY, aRE ALL RUBBING OFF, oN EACH OTHER, aLL THE TIME JUST, cONSTANT RUBBING OFF, rUBBING OFF ENOUGH THAT WE GET, cHAFED EVEN, fROM ALL THE RUBBING OFF, oNTO EACH OTHER, wE ARE DOING,