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AND WITH THUNDEROUS APLOMB, VRISKA ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO ASSERT HERSELF IN OUR SHARED LIVING SPACE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE SHE'S BEEN BY LEAVING A GNARLED MESS OF HAIR IN THE SHOWER DRAIN. THIS SORT OF BLATANT FUCKING ANTAGONISM WOULD DRIVE THE OLD KARKAT INTO A BITTER FUCKING FRENZY BUT...SHE'S UNDERESTIMATED ME. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH THIS GROSS MESS. I'M SURE HER RECUPERACOON COULD USE SOME NEW DECOR! I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS FUCKING HOUSEMATE, DON'T YOU THINK?
▲the fuck would a natural vriska habitat be?▼ ▲a smiths concert?▼
improvwed? cmon nowv, be honest wvith me here. you knowv he aint.
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
@ARACHN1DSgRIP#9137 HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/8F/3F/F8/8F3FF81D6D2CFCFBC491AA3262788A10.JPG #uS #8ESTfR1ENDS4EVER
DUDE I'M FUCKING CRYING
nah nah, you see, that gif vwas actually made through the use of clewver vwideo editing and paid actors.
ALLOW ME TO ENDEAR MY FOOT UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE. I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING CONDESCENSION FROM YOU. I'M COMING OVER THERE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING EYEROLL. AT LEAST YOU'RE ABLE TO POSIT EVEN A SMIDGEN OF SARCASM- THAT PUTS YOU ABOVE THE MEDIOCRE MAJORITY AT A BASELINE.
THIS POST IS LITERALLY FROM TWO HOURS AGO, MAN. LET IT GO.
yAY,
oKAY,
... COOL. WELL YOU WEREN'T. SO GLAD WE SORTED THAT OUT.
oH, i DID NOT, bEAT IT UP, oR ANYTHING i JUST, uSED MY POWERS TO BEFRIEND IT, aND MAKE IT WALK AWAY, bACK INTO THE SEA, tHUS SAVING, tHE CITY, bUT YEAH TH1S WAS A WHILE AGO, hONESTLY BUT, i MENT1ONED IT EARLIER, wHICH MAYBE WAS POSTURING, wHICH MADE ME THINK, i WAS 1NCLUDED IN YOUR THING ABOUT, pOSTURING, wHICH IS WHY i COMMENTED ON YOUR THING ABOUT, pOSTURING,
I REALLY WASN'T AWARE OF THIS IN ANY CAPACITY BUT HEY. IF SOMEONE'S GOING TO SAVE THE CITY I GUESS IT MAY AS WELL BE YOU, RIGHT? SO CONGRATULATIONS AND THANKS FOR MAKING SURE MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACES AND ALSO MY HIVE WASN'T...UH...WHAT DID YOU SAVE IT FROM? I'LL ASSUME IT WAS A KAIJU FOR EXCITEMENT REASONS. THANKS FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GIANT MONSTER THAT EXISTED FOR NO REASON, TAVROS.
nOT, rECENTLY IT WAS, a WHILE AGO,
...YOU SAVED THE CITY? SORRY I'VE BEEN KIND OF A HIVEBODY THIS WEEK.
wA1T, sO,,, dOES THAT MEAN, yOU DO OR DO NOT, tHINK i AM BADASS FOR, sAVING THE CITY?
ONCE AGAIN: THIS POST IS NOT FUCKING ABOUT YOU. I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN YOU THIS MORNING BEFORE NOW. IF I HAD A PROBLEM WITH YOU, TAVROS, I'D CONFRONT YOU DIRECTLY. Y'KNOW, SINCE I KNOW YOU AND WE'RE FUCKING FRIENDS?
sORRY,
YOUR NARCISSISM PROCEEDS YOU IF YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU FOR EVEN A SECOND. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE VAGUE POST AND ASSUME IT ISNT ABOUT YOU UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
IM NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOR DO I GIVE A SHIT.
OKAY I SCROLLED DOWN THE TIMELINE AND I'M ALREADY PISSED OFF. SOME OF YOU FUCKERS ARE SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING, POSTURING FOR EVERYONE ABOUT HOW BADASS YOU ARE. YOU ARE IRREPROACHABLY FUCKING DEMENTED IF YOU THINK ANY OF THAT POSTUREPLUMEBEASTING IS IMPRESSIVE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BARNEY. I'VE COMPLETELY LOST THE THREAD OF THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DO TO ME?!
wHAT? wE'RE TALK1NG ABOUT, tHE BBEG, hERE, dUDE,
ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A WRIGGLER'S SHOW?!
i, aLREADY CAME, iS WHAT HE SAYS,
NOT WHAT HE SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT THE FUCK HE SAYS
I VERY MUCH DON'T.
c'MON kARKAT, eVERYBODY KNOWS, cANDIS!
HAPPY FOR YOU, I GUESS, RANDOM FUCKOFF TROLL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.
YOU AREN'T WHO I HAD IN MIND, NO. HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO MAKE A JUDGEMENT CALL, AND HONESTLY DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO BROWSE YOUR PROFILE TO CHANGE THAT SO LIVE FREE, RANDOM ERIDAN.
youre telling me kid.
AND WHAT A FUCKING MIRACLE IT IS THAT ANYONE CAN SUCK WORSE THAN YOU.
BE THANKFUL THAT THERE ARE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS TIMECLONES OF YOU. THAT BEING SAID, ALL OF YOURS TRULY DO SUCK, SO RELISH IN BEING THE BEST ONE I GUESS.
i gotta say, all the other mes on here suck pretty bad.
aHAHA, yEAH, iT TOTALLY, sTINKS TO SEE IT,
THE TRUEST FUCKING HORROR OF CHITTR IS WATCHING FACSIMILES OF YOUR FRIENDS ACT LIKE FUCKING CARICATURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE TIMELINE, DEBASING THEMSELVES FOR ALL TO SEE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME NOT WHOLLY UNCONVINCED THAT THEY'RE RANDOM EARTH-C PEOPLE CYBER COSPLAYING AS 'CREATORS' FOR SOCIAL MEDIA CLOUT. JANE POSTED THAT ONE MALFORMED CLONE FROM THE HUMAN SHOW POWERPUFF GIRLS THE OTHER DAY AND IT REALLY IS FUCKING LIKE THAT. WELL, SHE HAS A LOT MORE PATIENCE FOR YOU FREAKS THAN I DO, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW.
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
IN OTHER NEWS I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME THIS WEEK PLAYING VARIOUS RACING GAMES WITH VRISKA. THE VERDICT IS IF IT'S MORE OF A TECHNICAL GAME SHE WINS PRETTY MUCH EVERY TIME, AND SHE *LOVES* TO REMIND ME OF HOW MUCH OF A 'GAMER GIRL' (YUCK) SHE IS. BUT IF IT'S A LESS SERIOUS RACER? YOUR MARIO KARTS ETC, I WILL KICK HER ASS TWELVE WAYS TO SUNDAY. EAT THIS BLUE SHELL THEN EAT MY DUST, SWEETHEART.
eHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, i AM GLAD, yOU ENJOY MY ARTISTRY,
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
@ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137 sINCE YOU LIKED, eR1DAN'S #sPORE #wIGGLER SO MUCH, i MADE ONE FOR YOU, aS WELL, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/410AE9C6EADD.PNG
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
ARIGATOU GOZAIMASHITA. IT WARMS MY WITHERED PUSHER. TO KNOW THAT DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF PARADOX SPACE. SO MANY PERVERTS ARE OUT THERE. PLEASURING THEMSELVES TO MY POSTS. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. @WOEGOTHIC. START STRIPPING.
#gpoy #fitcheck #eridancrossovver #counciloferidans @caligulaAscendit
aS THE #tAVROShOUR COMES TO A CLOSE, i'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE, wHO PARTICIPATED AS, iT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME, aND MY SELF-ESTEEM, tO SEE HOW MUCH OTHERS CARE, fOR THE VERY CONCEPT OF ME, aT ALL,
gOREGLE, pROBLEMATIC PLOT RELEVANCE GAP,
I COMMAND YOU TO FIND A BEAUTIFUL OCEAN VISTA, TIE A CHAIN AROUND YOURSELF AND ATTACH THE OTHER END OF THAT CHAIN TO A TUNGSTEN SPHERE. AFTER THAT, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT MAKE SURE YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE REP SEES THIS PART, YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO THE OCEAN.
I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ICE CUBES.
HELLO AGAIN. LET'S TALK. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOLTING MAKES YOU RAVENOUSLY FUCKING HUNGRY? IT'S TRUE- YOU SPEND A WEEK OR EVEN UP TO A WEEK AND A HALF COCOONED IN A SHELL OF YOUR OWN MAKING AND ITS PRETTY REASONABLE TO EXPECT YOU'D COME OUT OF IT STARVING. THAT ISN'T THE WHOLE STORY, THOUGH. SEE, WHEN MOLTING, YOUR BODY IS USING THE SUGARS AND PROTEINS FOUND WITHIN TO CONSTRUCT YOUR BODY ALL OVER AGAIN FROM ITS GENETIC BLUEPRINT, BUT THIS TIME IT'S BIGGER, YOUR CHITIN IS THICKER AND IN GENERAL YOU'RE JUST KIND OF MORE THAN YOU WERE BEFOREHAND. THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IF YOU'RE A TROLL, IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. (MOSTLY. SORRY, TAVROS.) ALL THIS TO SAY...I'VE BEEN TEARING THROUGH THE KITCHENS OF VARIOUS FAST FOOD PLACES LIKE A SCUTTLEBUGGY RACER ROARING DOWN THE TRACK AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAREENING HIS THICK-SKULLED ASS DIRECTLY INTO THE ONCOMING TREELINE. SURPRISE, BITCH. BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME. FOR TODAY'S REVIEW I MADE MY WAY ALLLL THE WAY ACROSS TO THE HUMAN KINGDOM TO TRY SOMETHING CALLED A 'CARVERY' ESTABLISHMENT. NOW, IT BAFFLES THE FUCKING MIND THAT ALTERNIA DIDN'T HAVE THESE. THIS ONLY BARELY COUNTS AS FAST FOOD, I FEEL, SO MAYBE I'M GIVING UP SOME OF MY STREET CRED AS THAT ONE KARKAT WHO EATS LIKE SHIT HERE BUT HEY WHO GIVES A FUCK. THIS PLACE WAS CALLED THE 'SQUIRREL AND OAK TREE', WHICH FOR MY ALTERNIAN READERS ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO THE NUT CREATURE AND LONG SHAFT. HAH. THAT WAS A JOKE. MOSTLY. THE IDEA OF THE 'CARVERY' IS THAT YOU WALTZ IN, SIT DOWN AND DEMAND MEAT TO ORDER LIKE SOME KIND OF THIRD-IMPERIAL ERA KING. THERE ARE MANY AVAILABLE- BEEF, CHICKEN, PORK...WHY THE FUCK DID ALTERNIA NOT HAVE THIS? WE JUST HAD REGULAR FUCKING RESTAURANTS, NOT ESTABLISHMENTS ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO THE WORSHIP OF SLABS OF FUCKING FLESH. IT'S GODLIKE IN CONCEPT. BUT DOES THIS ONE ESTABLISHMENT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE? YES. YES THE FUCK IT DID. TODAY'S MEAL WAS KIND OF A BUFFET MISHMASH OF A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I WANTED DESPERATELY TO SHOVE INTO MY GAPING, GREEDY MAW BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IF I DIDN'T EAT THAT SECOND I'D EXPIRE. HONESTLY? I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT I PUT ON THAT PLATE. I KNOW IT WAS BEEF BRISKET, SOME ROAST POTATOES AND A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES, BUT THE FINER DETAILS ARE LOST TO THE MEAT-FUELED HELL HAZE I ENTERED AFTER TAKING MY FIRST BITE. I THINK I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF VRISKA, AND FOR THAT I'M TRULY FUCKING SORRY, BUT YOU ATE THAT FOOD TOO AND YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT WAS SO MAYBE LEARN TO CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK? ANYWAY, I DEVOURED THAT SHIT IN LIKE 30 SECONDS FLAT. I THINK I LICKED THE PLATE CLEAN? IT WAS MONSTROUS, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO THOROUGHLY POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GREED LIKE THAT BEFORE I CAME AWAY FROM THE WHOLE ORDEAL A LITTLE BIT MORE FRIGHTENED OF MYSELF AND MY NEW CAPABILITIES. ...THAT WAS AFTER THREE MORE PLATES FULL, THOUGH. THANK GOD THAT I HAVE BASICALLY INFINITE MONEY FROM BEING CARTED THROUGH SPACE AND TIME AND BEING A USELESS FUCKING LOSER BASICALLY THAT ENTIRE TIME. THE HORRIBLE TRAUMA AND CO-DEPENDENCY I NOW LIVE WITH WAS ENTIRELY WORTH IT FOR UNLIMITED REFILLS ON MY SLOP #MYSLOP. ALL IN ALL, 10/10 EXPERIENCE. THE SERVICE THERE WERE EXTREMELY UNDERSTANDING WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT I WAS JUST POST-MOLT, AND THEY WEREN'T MAD ABOUT IT LIKE YOU SAID THEY WERE, *VRISKA.* THE FOOD WAS...UH...I THINK IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS. HONESTLY I DON'T REMEMBER THE TASTE MUCH MORE THAN I REMEMBER FINALLY FEELING FULL AFTER BASICALLY A WHOLE WEEK. VRISKA...I THINK SHE LIKED IT? I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIKED IT. YOU CAN CHIME IN WITH YOUR OPINIONS WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE REPLIES. IT WAS A GREAT DATE ANYWAY. IF NOTHING ELSE I GOT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF HER, AND IS THAT NOT WHAT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS TRULY ABOUT? YOUR MOVE, SERKET. #KARKATFOODREVIEWS
Why would I not play with every pawn on my table?
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
frankly im not a big enough tool to care about wwhat boyska thinks so get under wway gill i guess a vvriska wwithout mosquito bite chesticles is like a bunless burger it aint right
#myscent #mysignaturescent
the hyper misogynist to girl failure pipeline is insane wvork on my half
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
SEASONAL FOOD ITEMS AT FAST FOOD JOINTS IS TRULY SOME HORROR STORY SHIT AND I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN ONLY GET HALLOUMI FRIES AT MCDAGGERS IN THE *SUMMER*?! OH, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT OF THE SUMMER, CAN'T FORGET THAT! AND WHEN THEY'RE GONE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFAULT TO YOUR REGULAR ORDER WITH THE CHICKEN NUGGETS WE NEVER COOK ENOUGH BECAUSE WE HATE YOU SPECIFICALLY! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH WORDS IN ANYONE'S PERSONAL LEXICON, ESPECIALLY NOT MINE, TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF SELF FLAGELLATION THIS FEELS LIKE. TO WALK INTO HERE, EXPECTING TO HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE YOU DID LAST TIME, ONLY TO BE DENIED YOUR FUCKING STICKS OF CHEESE. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY MAKE THESE ALL SWEEP ROUND?! IS THERE SOME KIND OF ARCANE FEY CONTRACT PREVENTING THE SUPPLY LINES FROM REACHING ME? I MISSED THE LAST OF THE PROMOTION DURING MY MOLT, AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO WRAP MY SKULL AROUND THE DISAPPOINTMENT AND RAGE I'M FEELING. CONSIDERING BURNING DOWN MCDAGGERS HEAD OFFICES.
eridan beam
holy shiiiiiiiiiit i never wanna get out of bed again actually call me an omega the way im nesting in this thing
haha alright the bard guides the prince into havvin a wwee chuckle this time
I'M GOING TO CLOSE UP THE EVIDENTLY *GUSHING* TAP OF TORRENTIAL, PUSHERFELT *SAP* I'VE BEEN DISPENSING ALL DAY WITH THIS CHITT, JUST TO SAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I CRAWL INTO MY CUPE AND DROWN MYSELF FACE-FIRST IN SOPOR. THANKS, EVERYONE. @caligulasAquarium. @gutsyGumshoe. @lejayjaY. @arachnidsGrip#9137. @arsenicCatnaps. @bummelBoogie. @pliableDecadence. @centaursPeripherals. SAME FUCKING GUY, @carcinoGeneticist#4881. AND YES, EVEN MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS COWORKERS, @taciturnTerror AND @handMaid. AND OBVIOUSLY MORE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DREDGE UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKWIT WHO SAID FOUR WORDS TO ME, TODAY. BUT SOME OF YOU WENT OUT ON A FROND AND MADE AN EFFORT. AND THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING, WHEN YOU'RE THIS FAR OUT FROM THE DAMN SPAWN POINT. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. IT'S BEEN A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE. "SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT."
#gore #verylight #fire [There are no cameras. No one will ever see. You, the reader, do not see this, not really. You, the Tavros, you see this. The wind blows gently around you as you look up at the journal factory. It lives in what was once a vast meadow and is surrounded by trees to block the view for the commercial sectors that have to exist too close to it. The false forest is still a touch scorched from the recent explosion a few months back. You lost some good friends in that explosion. And now? It will imminently burn down. Seventy eight trolls will die. That is what you were told. You called in the danger, but it wasn't taken seriously. All that there's left to do is to wait. You can't do anything until the fire's started. Or rather, you don't want to risk being the one at fault in the first place. The wind carries his voice. She wishes you true luck. The wind carries the birds above, circling the factory. They are your eyes. @godCat rests upon your shoulder. A friend. The squirrels, the mice, the deer, the animals that have managed to eke out a living in this place, they prepare. Your head is pounding. You're stretched thin. Even like this, not all are With you. The ones that aren't, you've convinced to stick around regardless. Silence. Maybe it was all just a bad joke. The wind kicks up around you. Silence. Just a jerk online saying things to get a reaction. Sillence. A songbird cries out. The wind pushes you forwards. The spark has been lit. It has been spotted through a window on the far side. You don't even think to smother it. The journal factory will burn down. Seventy eight trolls will die. Fate can only be denied so far. You run, faster than you ever remember running. You're not sure your feet are even hitting the asphalt. A small legion of woodland critters charges forth, descending upon the factory. You hit the front doors faster than should be possible. They're locked. Of course they are. You step back then raise your arm, palm facing the doors. Gcat disappearifies them and you rush in. Outside, you coordinate deer smashing windows, birds gathering nesting materials about the building, mice and squirrels finding any way in they can... Your head is pounding. The first thing you do is pull the nearest fire alarm you see. It hadn't even been going off yet. You hope that just that will be enough to get a good chunk of people out quicker. The animals pouring into the building make quick work in escorting (read: harassing and corraling) employees out of the building. For now, the stairs and hallways and doors are enough, but they're quickly growing crowded in the confusion. You practically fly up the stairs. Your eyes outside report smoke. A concerning amount. Running. Running. Running. Gcat teleports you past people headed down the stairs. A few floors up, you can finally smell the smoke. The staircase is growing crowded. The mice open windows and the birds manage to draw attention to the soft landing pads they've created outside. People are jumping, and screaming, and landing fine. The wind takes you further and further up, you can see the blaze before you- the wind stops. You stop. You nearly ran headfirst into a beam. You direct Gcat to remove it, and it's gone. Your animal friends haven't gotten this far up. You wouldn't ask them to brave the flames. You can hear shouts. People are stuck, trapped, afraid. You swallow hard. The wind behind you picks back up. You pull out an oogonibomb and crush it in your hand. The goop trails down your forearm and drips onto the ground below. A capybara-esque creature, but with far too many legs, scuttles out. It looks around the blazing room, looks back and you, and nods. You move on as it starts spraying water from its tear ducts, dousing the flames where it can. The shouts are getting louder. There are people up here. Trapped. They need you. It's hot in here, but the wind at your back wicks off your sweat and keeps you cool. This building is a maze, yet you travel it like you know the way perfectly. Pure instinct guides you. When burning rubble falls to block your path, Gcat warps it away and you continue. You are still managing so, so many beasts. Your head is pounding. You come to a split in the hallway. Left or right. You look left. You look right. Nothing obvious. You hear a call for help from the right. You look left. You chew on your lip. They call again. You hesitate. You hear rubble falling. You go right. You soon come to a room fully ablaze. Smoke curls around, clogging the air, yet when you inhale your lungs stay clean. The smoke parts around you as you enter. Someone is calling for help. You call back. You let them know they are heard. They're buried. She's buried. Something in your stomach twists. As you step towards the center of the room the wind follows. The windows slam open, the smoke is blown out, but you don't notice. You wave your hand and Gcat disappears the rubble crushing the stranger. You grab her. She can't stand. You're out the window. You float down gently, landing on a giant nest. The building is totally lit up. Firetrucks and professionals have arrived and are beginning to douse the flames. The journal factory will be lost. People will have to continue using Chittr. You recall all the beasts you can to safety. They've done so, so much. Your head is pounding. The wind guides you guide the stranger towards the medical responders and help her onto a stretcher. You don't catch her name. The factory is beginning to collapse into itself. The air about you is silent. You are winded. When did that slight sprinkle begin? A warm season rain, sticky and hot and humid. You are gone before the flames are. You've done what you could. The adrenaline is dying down and you can feel your cuts and scrapes and bruises and burns. The news reports on this. The journal factory has burnt down. Fourteen trolls died. The prompt response of the firefighters and the fortuitous rainfall are credited for the relatively low loss of life, though many workers make reports about inconceivable wildlife behavior. Investigations are undergoing into what started the fire and the fire code violations found. Arson is not out of the question. You haven't seen any of this yet. You go to your friend's wriggling day party.]
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
feels like just yesterday that @carbolicGalvvanologist and me wwere stupid kids conspirin on the hot goss invvolvvin the crisscrossed shithivve fustercluck that wwas the romantic pursuits and hidden aspirations of our mutual online friends honestly its good those pesterlogs are mostly lost to time since im wwell fuckin certain the internet could not handle repartee exchanged betwween myself and my most intrepid bro #dersitehumor #theoneprospitianwwhogetsit wwe dont say most a those wwords anymore if i had to single out somethin i regret about the wway things shook out its that my failure to #teamplay in our session robbed from me the privvilege a standin by karkats side wwhen the time came to face the music and dominate the forces wwhat wwould step betwween us and the univverse wwe wwere alwways meant to create because to be honest that wwould of been much preferable to the wwhole ghost army shit but i digress this one goes out to you kar happy wwrigglin day and happy #fishingfriday <>
BEHOLD. FELT MANOR’S NEWEST AND SHINIEST STAR. A TROLL SO TRUSTING. HE NEITHER SHUTS THE DOOR TO HIS RESPITEBLOCK. NOR TAKES HIS PALMHUSK FROM THE STICKBALL TABLE. WHEN HE RETIRES FOR THE LIGHT. A TROLL SO SUICIDALLY STUPID. HE POSTS HIS MANAGER’S UPSKIRT SHOTS ON THE TIMELINE. A TROLL SO BRAVE. OR SO BRAIN DAMAGED. HE GETS IN A POSTING WAR. WITH A TIME TRAVELING MEGABITCH. FEAST YOUR BULBS. ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. JUST NOW. CAPTURED LATE LAST LIGHT. BEFORE HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. TO BUTCHER HIS BEAUTIFUL BISHIE HAIR. PRESENTING: CHALKBOX PLAYING WITH HIS #SUGGESTIVE BONDAGE NOODLES.
For those curious, Jane and I are currently sat up in her home theater. We're on episode three of season two. Wingstop delivery is imminent. -DS
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
wE'RE LITERALLY NORMAL,
hell yeah i did. I USED TO LOOK UP EMO GIRLS KISSING ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. i used to look up emo boys kissing too but my lusus growled at me when i typed that one in unless i up and told him i was just looking for prime subjugatin targets to get him off my back. BUT THAT'S NORMAL, I THINK.
I can tell by the volume of response I have received on this post that I am going to have to compile an actual itinerary. I suppose that's my homework for when I get back from the office.
wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.
wELL, i KNOW *i'M* NOT THE WEIRD ONE, dID YOU LOOK UP THAT SORT OF THING, @TERMINALLYcAPR1C1OUS#2753 ?
yEAH! tHAT'S A THING THAT, wE ALL SEARCHED FOR ON gRUBtUBE WHEN, wE WERE YOUNGER, rIGHT?
what about crazy frog? :o? IF YOU GOT THE FROG ON THAT MOTHER FUCKING LED SCREEN ALL BOUNCING WITH HIS SQUIGGLY OUT THEN I'M IN. also equals three. get that mother fucker in there.
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
OH. I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY AGE IN PROFILE, HUH? HAPPY FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I GUESS.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
keep telling y0urself that, caegarmusk.
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#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Sometimes all you want to be is an #Ally, but the community plumb shapes an #Enemy out of you.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
Thii2 fuckiing foiid keep2 tryiing two abu2e corny moviie trope2 two get kii22e2 II hate that iit2 workiing...
YOU'RE RIGHT FOR THIS.
STATUS UPDATE: I HAVEN'T MOLTED....YET. THE PAINS ARE GETTING EXTREMELY BAD SO I CAN'T IMAGINE IT'LL BE MUCH LONGER. A DAY, MAYBE? TWO? HARD TO SAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY SINCE THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I FOUGHT IT OFF FOR WEEKS. DON'T DO THAT BY THE WAY, MY PIECE OF SAGE ADVICE TO YOU, THAT SHIT SUCKED SEVERELY. I THINK I KNOW THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN MY COCOON CRACKS AT LEAST, PROVIDED I ACTUALLY REMEMBER TO DO IT. I'M GOING TO DO A FOOD REVIEW. STAY TUNED, I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE CONSIDERING HOW I USUALLY HAVE A LITANY OF EARTH-C'S NEXT TOP COMEDIANS IN MY COMMENTS SECTION WILING AWAY THEIR PRECIOUS HOURS ALIVE ARGUING WITH A HEMOANON ON THE INTERNET. REAL SMART MOVE, BY THE WAY. YOU GOD DAMN SMOOTH-PANNED SYCOPHANTS. AND YOU *ARE* SYCOPHANTS, BY THE WAY. YOU WOULDN'T ENGAGE WITH ME SO READILY IF IT DIDN'T FEED SOME KIND OF SICK PERVERSION YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH A '''CREATOR''' ONLINE. JUST KNOW THAT I SEE THROUGH YOU. WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT, I GUESS. FUCK THE WORLD, MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBYE.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
sINCE WHEN, dOES SHE EVEN SHOP THERE???????? #cHANCEeNCOUNTERaTwHOLEfOODSmARKET
I think I might be the one cis guy who understands womanhood. I'm laying on my bed in a cheeta print nightgown, S&M by Rihanna is playing, and there's an adorable cat on my chest.
tHEY WON'T BUT, tHANKS,
gOREGLE AND PLEASE ACTUALLY, uSE gOREGLE THIS TIME, oPEN INCOGNITO TAB, aO3 CREATOR GOD FANDOM, rPF tAVROS nITRAM vRISKA sERKET FLUFF,
oKAY, i DON'T EVEN CARE THAT i'M HUMILIATING MYSELF, rIGHT NOW, wE DON'T EVEN GET TO BE, oN THE FIRST PAGE OF THE RESULTS???????? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6647B4655D80.JPG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/36F8D9D1177F.JPG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27CFD6EFED34.JPG
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
i cant complain about being ovwerestimated, but some of you act like im a serket
back in my day spider thots wwere the creme de la creme the ideal girlfriend yknoww like the punkish tomboy wwho hides her globes under ovversized band tees but showws her feminine side once she wwarms up to you shares all a your hobbies an isnt afraid to call folks slurs in the cod lobby wwoke took tomboys from us leavvin us boyish girl lovvers to starvve fuck im not okay
i knoww right like im goin to listen to someone from the schemin duplicitous vvizier caste literally hatched to eat hot grubchip and lie
cAN'T i PRETEND, mAKE AMENDS, dON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE ARE STILL FRIENDS, 'cAUSE YOU'RE GONE, aND i'M TORN, bUT THERE WAS ONLY SPACE FOR ONE, lIKE YOU CARE, uNAWARE, i DON'T WANT YOU TO GO ANYWHERE, nO, 'cAUSE i SHOULD BE THE ONE UP THERE, #LYRICSPOSTING
cURRENTLY LISTENING: HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=19Y8ytBVRI8
i NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, i NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH, i NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING, i NEED YOUR LOVE SO MUCH, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO, yOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE, bUT WHEN i NEED YOU (BABY) BABY, (YOU'RE NEVER THERE) #LYRICSPOSTING
gIRL, i REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS SITTIN' ON YOUR COUCH, wATCHIN' gOOD wILL hUNTING, hOLDIN' HANDS AND DRINKIN' MILKSHAKES, bUT MILKSHAKES MELT, pEOPLE CHANGE, aND YOU DUMPED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY, rIGHT AFTER i BOUGHT YOU THAT REALLY EXPENSIVE... THING FROM THE bODY sHOP, cALLED jOJOBA... lOOFAH... mILKTOWEL, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, tHAT i SOLD 147 cUTCO KNIVES TO AFFORD, bUT WHATEVER, hEY, iT'S COOL, i'VE MOVED ON, yOU KNOW? i'M HAPPY NOW, wELL, hAPPY IN A CRYING SORTA WAY, yOU KNOW, "CURLED UP NAKED IN THE SHOWER, bITING YOUR KNEES, wISHING YOU WERE DEAD" KINDA HAPPY, bUT i REALIZED YOU WERE RIGHT, wE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE, aND YOU KNOW WHAT? tHANK gOD, 'cAUSE YOU WERE THE MOST VAPID, wHINY BLAH i'VE EVER MET, aLWAYS MAKING FUN OF MY CLOTHES, tELLING ME HOW HOT OTHER GUYS ARE, aSKING ME TO PAY YOU GAS MONEY?! bUY YOUR OWN GAS, yOU BUG-EYED MOOCH! iT'S YOUR CAR AND IT COSTS MORE THAN MY HOUSE! oH, aND NOW YOU'RE GOING AROUND TRYING TO SLEEP WITH MY FRIENDS, hEY, gOOD! tHAT REALLY MAKES YOU AN EMPOWERED INDIVIDUAL, nO WAIT, dID i SAY EMPOWERED INDIVIDUAL? i MEANT TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT, lISTEN YOU TANNING-BED-BAKED, bROKE-ASS, gOAT-FACED, oOMPA-lOOMPA MONKEY PROBLEM, i AM PROUD TO SHOP AT tARGET, i'LL WEAR WARM-UP PANTS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, yES, yOUR ASS DID LOOK FAT IN THOSE JEANS, yOUR MOM IS A m.i.l.f, aND i PLAN TO GET ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER JUST AS SOON AS i GIVE HER A CALL BACK, oH, aND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF (YOU BITCH, pLEASE DIE), yOU CAN WASTE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT MY HELP (YOU BITCH, pLEASE DIE), yOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, tHAT IS IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF, 'tIL YOUR EYES FALL OUT, yOU CAN WATCH gOOD wILL hUNTING BY YOURSELF, i HOPE YOUR EYES FALL OUT, wHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH IT BY YOURSELF? gO TO HELL! #LYRICSPOSTING
my muse has returned to me. my angel of music. or, wvell... my angel of the vwritten vword
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
ANYWAY ENOUGH JADEPOSTING. I'VE BEEN GETTING BACK INTO MY THRESHECUTIONER WORKOUT ROUTINE- IT'S ABOUT TIME I ACTUALLY PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO GET STRONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU QUAKING IN YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES THOUGH- NO, THE FOOD REVIEWS WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE. GETTING FIT DOES NOT MEAN I WON'T BE EATING WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE WHEN I LIKE. I JUST NEED TO DO THESE FOURTY JUMPING JABS BEFOREHAND.
oh scratch? hes nice! he helps me out B) whats wrong with that?
@AeneAsCAldAr|um |s A fuuuuck|ng pA|l|ng god. hesss the ennd All bee All to fuck|ng. not only thAt but hes g|t the bulge to bAck |t up. SPREAK|NG O F BACK|NG |T UP, | wo|ld be fuckk|n HONORED to be speAred open by thAt fffAt fuck|ng th|ng. rAw. nAked. o|led up. fuuck|ng go|ng At |t l|ke wld bArkbeAsts. | dont cAre whAt Antyone hAs 2 sAy: CRONUS AMPORA |S A SA|NT!
does blackrom really need to exist? cant we just have "redrom but sometimes youre a bitch and i like that"? i have that is that normal
guess it's just in my fucking bLood to hurt everybody. ........ *8Lood. whatever. i don't care anymore.
sTRIDERS REALLY ARE JUST, lIKE THAT THOUGH, hUH, i MEAN SHE'S GOT A POINT,,,,,,,,
Roofs and shit. Am I right?
...is this shit just f8?
NEVERMINDWHAT I SAID EARLIER THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOWWHFHGH
[Tavros is laughing as she films a close-up of the duel. She stabs with her lance, vriska dodges, but the serpentine fiduspawn wrapped around her arm and weapon lashes out to bite Vriska. She yelps, then returns with a slash of her own. Overextended, tavros takes a nasty cut to her arm which splatters blood onto the camera.] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE
[A video showing Tavros's spear stabilized while the world around spins wildly. She seems to be rapidly approaching an airborne vriska.] aHEHJEJR.URI J USHWSHIENEN JEJCURJ JR. HEH RISK USHWHUSRUWJQOWISN JADHFJCJ BABSCBWJIW, @ARACHNIDSgRIP#9137
Hilari0us
HAHAHA YES HOLY SH1T N1CE JOB
-> Much Like Team Rocket She's Blasting Off Again = Your Total Is $5.50
Kick his ass if it turns out to be a sham.
YOU PUT DOWN. ONE PATHETIC YAPPING MUTANT. AND SUDDENLY. "OHHH. HE'S IMPORTANT TO THE #ALPHATIMELINE." LIKE HE DIDN'T ENTIRELY DESERVE IT. FOR DISPARAGING MY #ALPHABITCH ABILITIES. STUPID FUCK. TAKE YOUR #UNDO AND BEGONE.
Tickets in the Splash Zone for tomorrow night's Return to Da Patch are selling out fast. Better act soon if you want an up close and personal view of the action. Take my word for it-- the opening show is one you won't want to miss. #rumble #rumblenight #imcoming
JUST BE GLAD IT WASN'T YOUR FUCKING RECUPERACOON. TOUCH MY FOOD AGAIN AND THE RETRIBUTION WILL BURN YOU ALIVE.
earth c is such an amazing place vwhen you just vwanna put your seed in as many humans and trolls as possible. vwe did a great job vwith this planet! #nsfwv
wtf do u mean eight girl i dont claim any of u as the 'extra' alpha kids r u kiddin me rn
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You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
Coincidence, I'm sure.
next time can you record yourself eatin the pizza an smackin your lips slowwly
so are you comin or not
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#dirkjake #jakedirk #morelike #eridirkjake #rankbait
WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP!
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Bro why is this water so warm.
I think he touched my thigh and i touched his.
i made a solemn promise to myself that this fiscal quarter wwould be the one wwhere i swwear off yearnin (dubious success) but a cigarette though #needthat
why am i getting an ominous and vriska themed vibe.
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
i wwas an innocent wwingbeast before the adipose temptress come hithered me wwith her batter stick profanin my still nubile vvoww a asexuality that noww lies provverberially shattered at my feet much like this abused nooklight #nsfww #ihatewwomen #misandry #misogyny
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PARODY PLAY.
ndkdksjswhememrr try my yfickclfkgnt FUCKCIGNF TTEETH. HEADDKD¥|¥.¥~\¥&7..& #HOSNKXMK.
hot hot hot hothtojtotjtotitptjrotjrotjtptjtojo. HOT.
Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
Jane- I mean. Miss Crocker. Aren't you giving him too much attention...?
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
Oh my God.
wait the oven.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven preheated to 500 Fahrenheit. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Oh. Don't you worry. Your hello-nurse is ON THE WAY.
You will get him next time, "champ"
i'M GLAD YOU TWO, wORKED OUT YOUR EMOTIONS IN, a FUN AND CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER,
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
MY NAME IS JAKE.
Oh. Whoopsies! I saw a comment under your name and jumped the fricken shark thinking it was just you playing mind games with me by misspelling my name on purpose! Egg on my face compadra i sure do wish i could retract that epic blunder.
mAYBE i SHOULD START, pICKING FIGHTS,,,
Oh, I'm sure. ::::) He does have to kill me though so if he succeeds you've gotta get him 8ack.
I did not crucify "a guy." I crucified Eridan, in a dedicated religious ceremony, both as an employer concerned with his professional development, AND... as a friend. A friend who determined he deserved it.
GOD FUCKING REAL THOUGH! You'd think there'd be even a MODICUM of yearning on the screen but no! Just quips! Quips for days!
I TRY TO GIVE ALL MEDIA A FAIR SHAKE BUT I JUST CAN'T KEEP SITTING THROUGH THESE AWFUL FUCKING MARVEL MOVIES. WITH ALL THE FANFICTION IT SPAWNED YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE EVEN A SLIGHT INKLING OF ANY OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS THE FICS PURPORT?? THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STARVED OF MEDIOCRE YAOI THAT THEY'RE SEEING FUCKING DESERT MIRAGES. SOMEONE GET THEM WATER BEFORE THEY HALLUCINATE MORE AND JOIN THE LEAGUES OF PEOPLE WHO IMAGINE I'M SECRETLY IN AN ILLICIT RELATIONSHIP WITH [INSERT ANY OTHER CREATOR HERE]
- Well, on mmy end of the wipe-end victory thing there's this guy I've always wanted to see experience a little good ol' fashioned, all-Alternian torture... 😆😆 And, LOL, guess what. 🫢 - They are FINALLY torturing himm. 🤣🤣😁😁😁👏👏👏 #WINNING
wwait this is really true if you think about it
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f72822301b37.png - MC Oleana
is anybody mad at me
@CALIGULASAQUARIUM KEEPS DOING SPINNING SLASH IN CROWDS OF ENEMIES. SAYING "I'M LITERALLY DARTH MAUL." WHAT COULD HE MEAN BY THIS.
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
or bring eridan they wwould cowwer at the sight a my aura ceasin all hostilities (im literally the prince of peace)
this is wwhy i should of been allowwed to come along for protection but nobody listens to eridan
if you say so
dont act like i didnt receivve an immediate followw back my face card nevver fuckin declines
cant go three minutes on this platform wwithout catchin strays ffs
It is the burden that all gifted with the crown must bear.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse
You would find the consequences most unfortunate for you, my dear.
DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TH4T FUCK1NG *G3TS YOU* FOR YOUR D1SR3SP3CT 4ND HUBR1S.
just bc an ampora agrees doesnt IMMEDIATELLY make it wrong. a llot of you peoplle ARE weird and pathetic about it smh
i actually didnt wwrite this one you guys
▲never saw a vriska post that didnt make me think she never got the talk from her lusus▼
wAIT, nO, aLL OF YOU STOP i SPECIFICALLY SAID, nOT TO DO THIS,
It Is Not A Decision I Relish In It Wasnt Easy To Make By Any Means Its Just I Dont Even Know Where I Would Start Its Like Some Kind Of Endless Silk Scarf Of Beguilement Slipping Out Of My Hands As Soon As I Think Ive Grasped It It Falls From All Manner Of Comprehension It Slips From My Fingers And Am Left Perilously Confused And In Perpetuity It Just Kind Of Continues To Happen Over And Over
hMM,,, i THINK i WOULD LIKE IT IF, nO ONE BESIDES THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, lOOK AT MY NEXT POST, pLEASE, cAN EVERYONE PROMISE TO DO THAT FOR ME? cAN WE BE COOL?
chargin up my eridan beam
do you think that just because youre lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic
How do I unrepost this.
Hard to compete with the top-of-the-line content on #PlushRump when we're trying to fill #ad space. I do what I can to stand out. #Workposting #NSFW #NSFWorkposting. https://i.ibb.co/SXF7MP93/image.png
@arachnidiansGrasp is really cute and y0u sh0uld sh0w her s0me l0ve :) even if shes having s0me pr0blems with the pail right n0w :) #nsfw #serketp0sting
I will be doing as I please, my dear.
i understand :) i used t0 feel that way t00
i want t0 l00k at vriska and tell her i f0rgive her and want her t0 be happy and that i l0ve her and watch her face g0 flush with anger because i d0nt c0here with her w0rldview #blackr0m #serketp0sting
travversin out into the dark forest and performin the arcane incantations for locate pages
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
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@timaeusTestified#0414 do you think your soulbreaker lightnin and my hopeblasts wwould beam clash
Only one way to find out, bro.
bro roof noww bring hal
Pieces continue to fall into place nicely, in other news.
ITS HAPPENING
O M F GGFGGGGGGGGGGF
paltry shit like "mana" or "spell slots" or "blood sacrifice" is meaninless to the likes a yours truly i just wwiggle my princely fronds and reality submits to my decree
BLU)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( im fucking restless i gotta beat the slime outta someone at the competition or somefin
ponderin my orb right noww
I've still yet to discover an iteration of myself I like better than the one who was, and I quote, "Married to Freddy Fazbear." We've bridged the gap from believability into full-on novelty at that point. MORE, I say. Get stupider while you're at it. You may accuse me of sarcasm all you want, but I happen to miss her every single day. Shine on, you beautiful ninny.
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
@caligulasAquarium this is the best #megid0may ever thank y0u eridan https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/0670080aab1e.png
What the fuck was I going on about flan for.
naut to sound like serket 1 here but goin god tier is moor of a process than just biting the dust on a slab and i KNO some of you chumps didnt climb no echeladder to the tip top
WHAT THA FUCK!!!!!
WTFFFFFFFF
My pals are crazy! Everyones off their rocker and zanier than all get out. One nut short of a christmas fruitcake with all the fixings. Its just you and me left uncrazy in this doggone world and frankly... im starting to get my doubts about you.
#CanItRunHAL: Easily. https://i.ibb.co/ycXZcsbw/Can-It-Run-HAL.gif @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414
"cOMING OUT AS A SUICIDAL LESBIAN"
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
#IYKYK,,,
yAY, mY FRIENDS ARE BECOMING FRIENDS!
... I'd like that.
Just watched Together with Alison Brie and Dave Franco. I still can't tell how I feel about that ending. :( Why couldn't they simply have gotten married in the beginning. A girl guts herself open to take the onus of the proposal into her own hands (#girlboss #doitinfrontofpeople #sohecantsayno) and they drag her through ALL OF THAT? ... Poor thing. What a lump of dead weight they saddled her with.
wAIT, i NEED A CIGARETTE,
the ending wvas literally cute come on she dressed up for him and ewverything
↗️AND YET, YOU READ ALMOST 10K CHARACTERS OF BOSSPRAISE.↗️ ↘️which means i have won, and occupied valuable panspace and time you will never get back.↘️
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
@caligulasAquarium Ah, the Destroyer of Hope. My crystal ball very much enjoys these types of readings, as we get to play into a little reverse psychology. What a treat. Whatever you may do in the next 24 hours, do not— and this is imperative, Mr. Ampora— participate in the nearest convenience store’s lottery. And absolutely do not purchase over fifty boondollars in tickets. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
FUCK
unless is that wwhat you wwere tryin to make me do
ha nice fuckin try lightwwitch im on to your machinations clearly your aim is that i DO go purchase fifty boondollars in lottery tickets wwhat a pitiful fuckin farce this is i just wwont do it
lOOKS FUN, gUYS, aHAHA,,!
"What's better than this? Guys being dudes." -Steve Addazio
it is #gillsoutseason for #megidomay after all
#fishingfriday #fitcheck #princeofthedeal @timaeusTestified#0414 @technicallyTimaeus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f190e429da6.png "in prosperity it is easy to find a friend, but in advversity it is the most difficult of all things" -barak trollbama
measurin my abilities
You took Miku out without me.
Is it possible for us to get through one #FishingFriday without some kind of intraDirkian bitchfit.
#FishingFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/951508b15d31.png
The lengths I would go to see such an adora8u88le sight! Alas, I must simply imagine, as there will 8e no more seeing at all for me, hehehehehehehehe! Regardless of this sad st8 of my eyes, I am so delighted to imagine this flip flap flipping around.
https://imgchest.com/p/na7kqeeek78 I am going to go ahead and spoiler this 8ecause I can sense a gr8 many on this site are uncomforta8le with spiders, even though they are so cute! 8ut this is how your compliment has left me, Zoologer. :::;) #nsfw
glub glub glub! https://mediatenorcom/vvngfdww7tpocaaaam/happy-birthdaygif
What a 8eautiful creature... you do not need to 8e shy, my friend, glu8 your mind!
speak your truth girl
What did you do.
cool pic efin tho you look like a dweeb in that fit
SNEAKING IN MY OUTFIT RATING BEFORE THE SYCOPHANT. 7/10. YOU LOSE A POINT FOR YOUR WHORISH AND ILL FITTING SLEEPRAGS. I WOULD GIVE THIS INITIAL POINT BACK. FOR THE WHORISH ASPECT. BUT THE TOP IS NOT CROPPED HIGH ENOUGH. TO CONFIRM THE PRESENCE OF RIB GILLS. HOWEVER. TWO MORE POINTS MUST BE DEDUCTED. ONE FOR EACH REPULSIVE WING. I HAVE TO GO. YOU CAN GET HOME. YOU'RE GOD NOW. FIGURE IT OUT.
thisd fit wway better if i wwere still six
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8e082d2e09a.png "if you must break the laww do it to seize powwer in all other cases observve it" - gaiius julius caegar
***FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!***
im always open to trying new things double teaming people like karkat is no exception!
PHRASING?!?!?!?!
WH. I. OH MY GOD. FIRST OF ALL, I AM SO FUCKING SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE OF THIS FUCKING EMBARRASSING BULLSHIT- OH MY GOD, PAST ME IS SUCH A FUCKING DOLT. BUT YES. YOU CAN. I'M SO SORRY.
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU ***@'ING HER IN MY POSTS?!?!***
I AM NOT QUADDING MY PAST AND FUTURE SELVES!
Did ⟡ha⟡ Tavros girl ca⟡ch fleas? ==⟢
We see the fit. Now take it off.
i )(ope t)(ey eat you alive.
blood color streaks in your hair is vvital praxis serket but fuck me for tryin to elevvate you i guess
is anyone mad at me
↘️i can literally only dream of smelling like this.↘️ ↗️I AM GOING TO BREAK INTO MY ACID-RAINY NIGHT FUND AND SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF MY COFFERS TO SUPPORT THIS ENDEAVOR IN SCENTGRINDING AND SIGNATUREMAXXING.↗️ ↘️the brand integrity is about to be rock solid and absolute.↘️ ↗️I AM SO EXCITED.↗️ ↘️i am going to smell this every night.↘️
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cac2ff6277ac.jpg
they hate to see a sensitivve royalblood be vvulnerable online
i GET THIS ONE, aCTUALLY,
ill go tell them right away vriska tolld them to bllow my back out stupid styllr
wHAT ELSE, wERE YOU EVEN GETTING AT????????
oH COME ON THAT WAS AGES AGO, i'M ALL BETTER NOW,
tHE MORAL OF #fISHINGfRIDAY IS, tO NEVER TRUST A SO-CALLED "FRIEND" AND COACH, tO RETRIEVE YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH AND ALSO YOUR BITTEN OFF HAND, fROM A CROCODILE AS, sHE WILL ONLY GET YOUR HAND, aND NOT YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH,
thats wwhere youre dead fuckin wwrong serket meta shakeups come screamin in from abovve wwhen you least expect it wwhether youre prepared or otherwwise also it nevver actually left meta you just dont play ranked
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
c< tHats fair eNOugH, tHOugH, yOur daNces2r gOt Her sHit raN a MOMeNt agO, sO... rejOice iN tHat fact >c
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
ok ArE yOU just lIkE. pAssivEly stUpId? i get that. no rEasOn to be UpsEt AboUt it thOUgh.
I don't care! You were a shitty fucking sessionm8te and an even WORSE friend! Go away! Leave me alone!
aM i, hOT NOW??
if ye find yourself allied wwith the nascent earth c council then mark yourself dowwn a enemy of eridan ampora the true leader of the false council AND I HEREBY declare wwar on all things “democratic” also since im on the soapbox does any flashy dowwnright haughty termagants wwant to play foil to my schemes prreferably wwith their big fuckin stompers hmu #nsfww
“No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.” *Excerpt from The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum
bUT SHE CALLED MY GROODIES, mALENKY- OW, tHAT SHOULDN'T BE, oN THE OUTSIDE, hUH?
1ts not all that bad of a profess1on
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
cAN IT BE?
↘️i hope all business and business-aligned trolls of good social standing and respectable essences of physical superiority continue to post images of themselves.↘️ ↗️THE SUITS ON DISPLAY HAVE MY STEPPRONGS CURLING IN PREEMPTIVE GLEE WITHIN THEIR CHEAP, LESSER, FALSE-HIDE MATERIALS.↗️ ↘️what crisp notch lapels.↘️ ↗️SUEDE SHOES.↗️ ↘️socks that reach to your midcalf.↘️ ↗️IS THAT NOT ALL YOU CAN DREAM OF AND MORE.↗️
sO COOL,
·₊˚☄ Tavros Nitram, I speak to you alone with these words: Post about it more. Tell the world about each and every dream. In excruciating detail. Only then will they understand, only then will you be able to form a true newtype connection; only then will they see how normal a woman you truly are. These dreams are something every revolutionary suffers, and they are not something anyone should be ashamed of. ☆彡
·₊˚☄ Lalah Sune, too, appears to me barefoot. Sometimes I am the one wearing dress, and she is in military uniform. Tavros Nitram, we are kindred spirits - two comets flying through the night sky. ☆彡
Let's all be Kind to our Struggling Friend. She's Young and Hormonal - she's got Enough going on without people Mocking her.
afraid im already the +1 so youre SOL nitram but you could alwways do some last minute cozyin up a felt member you might find some success
wHOA,,, hOW DID YOU GET, aN INVITE CAN i BE YOUR, +1 MAYBE?
?????????
↗️THE SHEER BUSINESS ENERGY THIS POST AND ALSO THIS PICTURE EXUDED NEARLY HAD ME COMING OUT OF MY CHAIR, SIR.↗️ ↘️my worksquare partner is surely typing a great series of disparaging words at my conduct, but i literally cannot help it.↘️ ↗️THE TIE. THE FLARE OF YOUR SLEEVES. THE IMMACULATE TIME PIECE THAT IS NOT ONLY FUNCTIONAL BUT A PRISTINE DISPLAY OF YOUR WEALTH.↗️ ↘️no picture has been encapsulated the experiences of a top-class mindset, a social superior writing his testimony to the world with no words at all↘️ ↗️JUST UNADULTERATED VISUAL POWER.↗️ ↘️my shoulders tremble as i struggle to support the weight of your awesome visage, sweat rolls down the bridge of my sniffcaverns and threatens to travel down into my baked legumeslop, but i will not let it impede on the work of my typeprongs as i engage in disastrous levels of hype.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DREAM OF BEING YOU ANYMORE, I JUST DREAM OF BEING NEAR YOU. I DREAM THAT I CAN STAND NEARBY ENOUGH TO INDULGE IN YOUR RADIANCE, IF ONLY ONCE, IF ONLY BRIEFLY.↗️ ↘️i know i am not allowed the dignity of even being granted the chance to breathe the same air as you, but i literally can't help my wistful thinking when i see you.↘️ ↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️this is everything.↘️ ↗️THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS.↗️ ↘️all of them↘️ ↗️POSITIVE THINGS.↗️
hAHA, wHAT A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, yOU ARE eRIDAN, i'M SO PROUD OF YOU };)
fUCK i DIDN'T MEAN TO WINK
i might
On a related note, as expected my ability to foresee the affairs of this website and its connections is growing nicely. In the present, if not the future. But such things will come with time.
While I am not the Scratch that invited you, I am excited to see you when I make my own visit. Also, I am still grateful for your recent assistance.
sO UMM, tHIS IS MAYBE A LITTLE, oUT OF MY USUAL CHARACTER TO, pOST SOMETHING LIKE THIS, aT ALL BUT i FELT COMPELLED, eVEN THOUGH THE TREND WAS, sEVERAL HOURS AGO, bUT, yES, hERE WE ARE, tHEN, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1F05E52FC195.PNG
i GET IT, vRISKA, wHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING BYE, tO ME?
became self awware today anybody wwant to sing my praises about it
i WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ME, aND jAKE AND dIRK AND, eRIDAN, aND ALSO EVEN jANE AND rOXY, aRE ALL RUBBING OFF, oN EACH OTHER, aLL THE TIME JUST, cONSTANT RUBBING OFF, rUBBING OFF ENOUGH THAT WE GET, cHAFED EVEN, fROM ALL THE RUBBING OFF, oNTO EACH OTHER, wE ARE DOING,