im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. DON’T TRY TO JUSTIFY SHIT WITH YOUR FUCKIN’ MADE UP FAKEY FAKE TITLES.
You will be spared.
its the divvine epithet fated to me at the vvery genesis a my univverse you uncultured piece a shit
sorry e it had to be said
paltry shit like "mana" or "spell slots" or "blood sacrifice" is meaninless to the likes a yours truly i just wwiggle my princely fronds and reality submits to my decree
I don't know most of what you said, but apologies, my magic only works through self-suffering. It works well enough.
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ITS HAPPENING
◥▶◀◤ —> You're a sorcerer. Actually.
