@caligulasAquarium Ah, the Destroyer of Hope. My crystal ball very much enjoys these types of readings, as we get to play into a little reverse psychology. What a treat. Whatever you may do in the next 24 hours, do not— and this is imperative, Mr. Ampora— participate in the nearest convenience store’s lottery. And absolutely do not purchase over fifty boondollars in tickets. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
ha nice fuckin try lightwwitch im on to your machinations clearly your aim is that i DO go purchase fifty boondollars in lottery tickets wwhat a pitiful fuckin farce this is i just wwont do it
unless is that wwhat you wwere tryin to make me do
FUCK
Yes, Eridan. That is exactly what I mean. I mean, “No, please don’t do this”.